Natty Soltesz

The Trip (Pt 2)

(Read Pt 1 here)

It’s weird to think about how friendships start – one minute the person is just a stranger, and then little by little you become something else to one another, until that person is part of you and you part of them.  

Ryan and I met when we were working at McDonald’s. We got closer wh...

Once A Cheater...

I had trouble staying faithful to my boyfriends in college. But then I met Geoffrey and I thought, This is it. He was gorgeous and intelligent; we fell deeply in love. Six months in I asked him to marry me and we set a wedding date for a year after that. I never had the slightest urge to cheat on Geoffrey that entire time. Or if I did I wasn’t aware of it. To compromise what we had for a cheap fling seemed inconceivable.

To that end my bachelor party was a low-key affair: jus...

The Trip

“Where are we?” he said, sitting up in his seat.

“Somewhere in Utah. Or maybe Arizona,” I said. He stared out the window as I drove at the black desert highway lit by headlights. Huge, surreal rock formations loomed in the distance.

“Shit,” he said, rubbing his eyes. He stretched out and sat back. “Guess I fell asleep.”

“It’s good,” I said. “You sh...

Update

Hey yinz. That's me, above, slutting it up a little in the sunlight. We do what we can these days. 

I'm going to post the first part of a story about two old friends on a drive through the desert either later today or tomorrow, and the second part of it on Friday. I wrote it about a year ago. I've been enjoying writing and posting more in/of-the-moment stuff on here, but I still have a bunch of older stuff I need to get out, and parsing it out as a mid-week bonus post seems like a ...

In This Together

(Part 2 of A New Reality)

I’d cum inside my gay roommate’s ass for the third time that day when I started to feel bad about it. Not that I wasn’t enjoying myself – I was, big time, which was maybe the problem.  

“I don’t want to wear you out,” I said that night as I helped him make dinner in our underwear (we’d gotten pretty comfortable with one another, which will happe...

Update

Hiya! 

Just wanted to say a quick hello to my new patrons. Who knew that Bryce and Jerrod - those cocky little fuckers - would bring in so many new readers? Tomorrow I post the last chapter of that particular saga, which really did turn into a saga, and unexpectedly: the characters were just so hot to me that I kept thinking of new paces to put them through. Anyway, I hope you dig it. 

I've had a noticeable downturn of energy this week, but I managed to work on a commiss...

A New Reality

His girlfriend broke up with him the day the shelter-in-place order came down.

“She said she’s too scared to be close to anyone right now,” he said, in between sobs. “I told her, ‘I don’t want to be with anyone, either – just with you, we can quarantine together...’” But she had a roommate and of course he had one, too – me – and what did that mean for our collective risk? It felt easier for her just to end it.

“I said, ‘Can we talk about it when all this...

Update

That's me, above, writing in my sunny lil nook. Tomorrow I'll be posting what I started calling "the inevitable quarantine story" and taking a brief pause before wrapping up the Cocky Little Fucker saga, the last chapter of which will come sometime next week.

Speaking of which, I posted the first two chapters of "Cocky Little Fucker" for free on my website and on other free story sites. Posting free stories is how I've always promoted myself, and I feel a little weird about putting that...

The Tyranny of the Fine Print

Hey, friends. Times are tough, and I hate to share more bad news but I've had to temporarily censor some past stories to adhere to Father Patreon's terms of servicing. Which literally means adding four letters to the front of certain nouns to make them corporate-culturally-palatable. I trust you can work your way around that dumb diversion until I'm able to compile an ebook of my recent, uncensored work - a copy of which I'll be providing to all of my current subscribers. I can't tell yinz wh...

Global Pandemic Update

Hi, yinz. I’m experiencing quite a bit of anxiety, as I’m sure many of you are. No, the sky isn’t falling. We are at the start of something serious and while we’re not sure what the world will look like when we get through it, we will get through it.

Wash your hands. Wash your face. Clean your phone. Stay three feet away from people. Don’t go out if you can avoid it. We have to try and flatten the curve, to spread out the infections so that the healt...

Balls-Out (Pt 2)

Hi, yinz! I didn't intend for this story to have a sequel but I was encouraged by your comments. Special shout-out to patron Louis for the recent encouragement. Hope you dig. xoxo, Natty

Read Pt 1 here

So then we were all about licking each other’s asses. My roommate said it was like we were practicing eating pussy – which made us laugh, but it was also kind of true. So we started calling i...

Dream World (Pt 1)

That summer marked two years since the plague that had killed all of our parents – well, all the adults in America, we assumed, though it was difficult to know the extent of things now that there wasn’t any internet, or TV, or news.

I was walking through the parking lot of my old high school which had been shut down for over a decade now, anyway, so the concrete was getting all split up and overgrown with weeds, some of them so tall they might as well have been trees. I brushed past...

Slovenly

Hi! 

This is an oldie from my currently out-of-print story collection College Dive Bar, 1 AM. I remember the specific intersection I was on when I got the idea for it (Forbes & Atwood, 15213), where I saw a thick, sexy-but-sorta-dumpy-looking boy walk by in a pair of sweatpants. Anyway, hope you dig it. 

xoxo, 

Natty

***

Sometimes I wonder, why bother? I go out and shit, go to parties and bars and ge...

Pocket Pussy With a Pulse (Pt 2)

(Read Pt 1 here)

He slid his hard cock against my hole in an absent-minded way as he poked around on his tablet, just rocking back and forth and seemingly enjoying the feel of my smooth hole along the base of his cock. When he found a scene he laid the tablet on his usual spot in the middle of my back, the top of it propped on my shoulders which must've made it easier to see. He spit in his hand and a moment ...

Snow Day

Greetings from snowy Pittsburgh. It was sixty degrees like, four days ago. Everything's fine! 

I'll be posting the second part of Pocket Pussy With a Pulse shortly. This week I worked on patron Mor's commissioned story (which will be finished next week - thanks for your patience, Mor!) but not a ton else. I had a little bit of a post-birthday spiritual hangover. My party went well! I have this giant apar...

Happy Birthday to Me

It’s my forty-first birthday, yinz! I’m throwing a party for myself tomorrow which has taken up the majority of my energy this week (though I have been working on patron Mor’s next commission and a shorter incest piece). I don’t expect I’ll post anything tomorrow unless I wake up feeling particularly inspired. Thanks, as always, for the support.

Xoxo,

Natty

Pocket Pussy With a Pulse (Pt 1)

Hi, friends. I almost took this week off cause I just came down with a cold and I feel like crud. But I've been working on a few things this past week and one of them is the first part of this story which I think is pretty solid. Hope you dig!

My cock moved as soon as I saw the text: “You up?” It was my roommate, Jake.  

I’d been lying awake for a while, scrolling through my phone, waiting in anticipation for him to hit me up. Finally I’d started to get dress...

Recommended...Erotica?

Above we have a muscled, New Jersey-accented guy who puts videos on YouTube of himself jerking off while throwing as much "educational purposes" bullshit at the wall as he can to try and keep them from being taken down. For now, he has two of them uploaded - here is the other. Watch 'em while you can.

From what I can tell (based on his other uploads), this man is a gay Trump supporter. Which would perhaps explain the l...

Recommended Erotica

The other day on Instagram I came across this series of strange, erotic images by an artist new to me, Priapus of Milet. I highly recommend checking out their blog and getting lost for a few hours. I know I had my mind blown, particularly while watching 2020-01-19 22:33:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Update

Hi! I'm in a better mood. Despite, you know, the ongoing destruction of the natural world and looming war and all that. No nukes, no nukes, no nukes.

This week I finished the first draft of a new story commission for patron Mor that was a ton of fun to write. I worked on a short incest story that I'll post next Friday that I think people will dig. And I'm throwing a party for my birthday at the end of the month so that's been occupying my thoughts. It's been ages since I threw a party. ...

Checkin In

Say it with me, please: No war with Iran. No war with Iran. No war with Iran.

I'll be posting something new shortly. This week I've been working on a story commission about an InstaThot muscle dad, a sequel to a story I wrote a few years back called Best Buddies and a short sequel to the doctor fantasy I posted a few weeks back on here (which I may or may not finish). 

I've been fe...

Balls-Out (Pt 1)

The thing with my dorm mate was weird I guess, but fun. We started jacking off together pretty soon after the first semester started. I mean, the room was small, and we were both horny, young, hard-bodied dudes – what was the alternative?  

“We don't have to tell anybody about this, right?” my roommate said, smiling at me while we jacked our dicks, sitting side-by-side on his bottom bunk.  

“Nah,” I said. “I don’t care, though. It’s fun jacking off with s...

Tanks, Frands!

Hiya!

In just a bit I'm going to publish a short story called "Balls," my last piece of fiction for 2019. I just want to say thanks for your support, this Patreon has been great - partly for the extra cash influx but mainly because of the way it allows me to interact with readers. It's been motivating for sure. I don't have a ton of goals for 2020 but I do want to get back to work on a novel I started (lord) two years ago that's sort of my "incest opus." 

One other quick note...

Freedom (Pt 2)

(Read Pt 1 here)

“I mean, I’m just gonna take it off you, anyway,” he said. He came over to me and took hold of my shoulders and kissed me, wrapping his arms around me and holding me close. I got that teary feeling again. He sensed it and broke the kiss. Looked into my eyes. Then he untied the belt of my robe and slipped it off my shoulders, dropping it to the floor. He looked me up and dow...

Freedom (Pt 1)

Hi yinz. Here's part one of a longer story that I'll serialize over the next couple weeks. It's a little different than my typical work - more of a slow burn with lots of feelings. Still, I hope you dig it. 

I’d been living behind the abandoned parking lot for a few weeks the day the guy in the expensive car pulled in. I watched from my tent as it cruised slowly through the weed-choked lot. I thought he was trying to avoid the chasms in the old blacktop, but then I reali...

All Night

His girlfriend was out of town and he texted me: Wanna go get drunk?  

We went to a sports bar in a ritzy neighborhood. There wasn’t much of a crowd at first but by eleven it started to get packed. He checked out the girls, I checked out the guys. Beers turned to shots. We talked about our dream of breaking up a straight couple.

“Fuck, man,” he said around midnight. “I want to at least get some head tonight.”

“You know I’ll give it to you,” I sa...

Update!

Hi yinz,

I'm planning on posting something tomorrow (so far I've been keeping to a one-post-a-week schedule which seems very doable) though I'm not sure what. This week I've been revising the first half of a story I wrote six months back about a young homeless guy who gets picked up by a movie star. I like it very much, and it was the story that busted me out of a long blocked spell. But because the subject matter strays a bit from what I know in life, and because it is slower-paced and...

The Leak

Hey yinz, here's a quickie I wrote yesterday. I know, I know: it uses the hoariest cliche in the book, but I couldn't resist. Anyway, have a good holiday. I enjoy Thanksgiving, even as I keep in mind that it's some weird white attempt to deny that our country is built on genocide. I hope you'll keep that in mind, too. 

“Hey Michael, can you give me a hand for a second?” my landlord Derek said from the kitchen. I set my book on the coffee table. It’s always awkward wh...

Primary Care

Hi ya'll: here's a lil doctor fantasy I wrote for ya this morning. Hope you like it. 

“Deep breath,” the doctor said, resting his big hand on my bare back. “Another,” he said, moving the stethoscope lower on my chest. “Good,” he said.

He smiled at me. “So you’re having a bit of anxiety?” he said.

“Yeah...I broke up with my girlfriend, I guess that’s stressing me out,” I said.

“It certainly can. Especially if you don’t have any ...

Checkin In

Hi yinz! I'll be posting the last part of "Cakes" tomorrow. Before that happens I want to check in and see how you're feeling about This Thing We're Doing so far. Some of my observations follow, feel free to respond in the comments.

I'm probably going to keep posting stories in separate parts and while I don't feel it offers an ideal reading experience, it allows me to post as I edit. But I'm wondering: once I finish a story, should I add an additional post with the entire story? Or is ...