Burnie sits down with Special Guest Becca Frasier on this edition of Morning Someone. Becca talks about her life growing up on the Texas/Mexico border, changing careers five times, & the wild adventures of Hilaria Baldwin's accent.
2024-06-06 10:58:46 +0000 UTC
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Burnie talks with Jason Saldaña.
Linkdump: 2024.06.05: Tucker Did It – Morning Somewhere
2024-06-05 10:49:28 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and his special guest discuss Pixar's plan, giving ourselves ulcers, and a certain one-eyed monster that may or may not have directed The Matrix.
Linkdump: 2024.06.04: One Eyed Wunderkind – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps:
00:00 Good Morning
01:20 Battle of the Box Office
05:20 Make Pixar Great Again
08:00 Understanding Scottish
2024-06-04 10:47:19 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss record scrubbings, Mike Tyson's ulcer, misattributed Nintendo quotes, and doing the time while doing the crime.
Linkdump: 2024.06.03: Crime Time – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
00:30 Keep Them Separated
02:25 Netflix Goes Minecraft
04:00 The Superman Problem
06:40 Tomb Raider Animated Series
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2024-06-03 11:06:28 +0000 UTC
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Ashley and Burns answer your questions as submitted!
Music is Pesticides by Moselle
https://open.spotify.com/track/4aKkU38qgSKSxpSW3Cuzdi?si=5ff3b5533c2e4651
2024-06-02 15:36:53 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, add a few thumbs, talk about the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, and reminisce about their favorite brother/sister ships.
Q&A this weekend! Check out the post on the main page to submit questions.
Linkdump: 2024.05.31: Stepbros & Techbros – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
00:45 Losing Me...
2024-05-31 11:06:06 +0000 UTC
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We return again, for the first time*, for the last time* to answer the queriest of questions. What mysteries of the world can we unravel for you? Look for the answers this weekend, exclusively for our Tier 2 and Tier 3 patrons.
*not accurate or financial advice
2024-05-30 18:37:46 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys.
Linkdump: 2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps:
00:00 Good Morning
00:45 Overrun by Monkeys
05:20 Monkey Survival Guidance
09:05 Iceland Eruption
10:00 Fight the Climate
11:10...
2024-05-30 10:54:32 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss our declining spiritual heritage, financial domination, AI ghosts, and the 221 year locust plague.
Linkdump: 2024.05.29: Avocado Ghost – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
00:30 Changes in Learning
03:30 Relevant Controversy
05:10 Jennifer Lopez Has a Bad Year
06:45 Taylor Swift vs Billie Eilish
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2024-05-29 11:36:31 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern capitalism.
Please see our post about updating your addresss if you are a Co-Founder!
Linkdump: 2024.05.28: C Minus A Equals Bees – Morning Somewhere
2024-05-28 10:54:21 +0000 UTC
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Good morning! We've got an update on our Co-founders Club challenge coins to share.
The coins are headed our way and then we will send them on to our co-founding patrons. We really appreciate all the support you've thrown our way as we've launched this Patreon, and we'd like to make an additional gesture of thanks by covering the shipping costs for getting these coins out to you. That means there won't be any additional payment hoops for you to jump through as long as you joined any pai...
2024-05-27 15:27:59 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the differences in UK/US military remembrances, the dismal state of movie theaters, and taking your dog everywhere.
Linkdump: 2024.05.27: Dogs on a Plane – Morning Somewhere
2024-05-27 10:57:27 +0000 UTC
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Bonus Patreon content! Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Furiosa movie. We don't really talk spoilers until the 18 minute mark. So, even if you haven't seen it there is something here for you to enjoy.
Full Spoilers Within For:
Furiosa
Mad Max: Fury Road
2024-05-26 17:14:51 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the original console war, the NCAA multi-billion dollar settlement, and follow up on the week.
Linkdump: 2024.05.24: The Console War Has Ended – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps:
00:00 Good Morning
00:55 Friday Lightning Round
02:40 Naming Athletes
05:30 Geralt Hemsworth
07:40 80s Fantasy
09:0...
2024-05-24 11:25:27 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the un-Olympics, channeling Donald Glover, Xmen 97, Scotch Whisky, and staying in the barrel until its time to come out.
Linkdump: 2024.05.23: That’s Mister Soleil To You – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
00:30 Called Out
01:05 More Than Ultimate
01:35 Aquatic Paint
02:05 Loc...
2024-05-23 10:52:16 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss turbulence, plane stories, and the Victorian shenanigans of Bridgerton.
Linkdump: 2024.05.22: Creative Title – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
00:40 I Have Notes
04:45 Deadly Turbulence
06:25 Bones About Metric
08:15 Back to the Plane
10:05 The Worst Airplane Story
15:15 Safest ...
2024-05-22 11:07:27 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time.
Linkdump: 2024.05.21: Our Cousin Gro[n]k Era – Morning Somewhere
2024-05-21 10:57:12 +0000 UTC
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Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap tradition, and a massive round up of weekend news.
Linkdump: 2024.05.20: Furyousted – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
20:00 Arrest in Buscemi Attack
04:14 SNL Joke Swap
05:30...
2024-05-20 11:18:56 +0000 UTC
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2024-05-19 20:08:48 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week.
Linkdump: 2024.05.17: Gerald of Riverside – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
01:30 Gerald of Riverside
03:20 Feeling Froggy
03:50 Handsome Hollywood Heroes
04:35 Where Thor ...
2024-05-17 11:04:56 +0000 UTC
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Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on.
Linkdump: 2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode – Morning Somewhere
2024-05-16 10:57:53 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation.
Linkdump: 2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
01:15 Bulls on the Beach
04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off
07:35 NBA Playoffs
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2024-05-15 11:42:21 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes.
Linkdump: 2024.05.14: Sexless Bumble – Morning Somewhere
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
00:40 Meme Stocks Roaring Back
06:50 ChatGPT Goes Siri
15:00 Rough Night Mr President
16:15 Programs Programmin...
2024-05-14 11:28:46 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot.
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
01:20 Territorial About the Sky
05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi
09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas
13:25 Escape From New York
14:25 Dating AI Concierges
17:40 OpenAI Ready to Make Waves
19:35 Too Much Screentime
20:40 Apes. Together. Strong.
21:20 Box Office...
2024-05-13 11:03:07 +0000 UTC
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Play your copy of Restoration and follow along with Burnie as he reveals some of his motiviations for some of the moments in the Red vs Blue series finale and stories from the twenty-one year run.
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RVB Restoration
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2024-05-12 18:50:10 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top stories.
2024-05-10 11:17:41 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they wasted talking about FTX.
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2024-05-09 11:14:10 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses.
2024-05-08 11:33:00 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys.
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
00:45 Red vs Blue Restoration
08:40 The Boys
12:45 The Walking Dead
15:10 Furiosa
18:05 Superman First Look
20:25 The Batman
22:45 Met Gala
24:40 Red Carpet Style
27:40 Thank You and Goodnight
2024-05-07 10:58:10 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food.
00:00 Good Morning
00:55 Helldivers 2 Disaster
07:20 The Fall Guy
09:45 Diss Tracks
11:35 Snakes in Pants
14:00 Ashley Gets Sidetracked about Planet Crafter
15:20 Endless Shrimp
17:00 Red vs Blue Restoration
18:25 Thanks
18:55 Cheese Train
19:30 Burnie's Instagram Game
2024-05-06 11:06:37 +0000 UTC
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