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PODCAST 36 - Michael Caine and Ronnie Corbett

Two show-biz legends reminisce about their lives on and off-screen. 

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George Stevens is cured!

I think, in calling him a ‘ cunt’ en masse, we may have discovered a remedy for all known disease. He’s up and about and reckons he’ll be 100% by the end of the month (bit arrogant). 

PODCAST 35 - Like a Dog Returning to its Vomit

Another podcast with self-confessed Wellend Nico Tatarowicz that is way too soon and way too long. 

Terry Mynott shows us how it's done.

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Yoda

Attenborough

Gandalf

Morgan Freeman

Walken (I'm losing it the older I get)

Wogan

Kermit (It's not good at all. Henson had a real low tone which most never get including me)

Zippy and George

Michael Caine

Richard Burton

Hastings from Line of Duty

Alan Partridge

That Partridge though.

Regular Little Mmm Balls

Not one to shy away from beating a dead horse, I'm having Nico on again for round two of the Impression Off. Please make suggestions below for voices you want us to go head-to-head with. Thanks CLGs.

PODCAST 34 - Sad Impressions with Nico

I can only apologise for this absolute blizzard of nonsense from two of the backroom boys of comedy as they reach for the stars.

Let me know your accidental porn searches (I once blundered into the other meaning of BBC and lingered perhaps a little too long) and rate those impressions.

I would say 'sorry it's late' but can we all just agree Tuesday is the new day so this isn't late? That's just how things are going in the new normal for the Nandaddy. 

PODCAST 33 - Untold Stories Pt.6

It's all in here, the full moth-eaten brocade of life's rich tapestry. Flying dildos, guns, DMT, dead princesses and Courtney Love covering the Only Fools and Horses theme-tune.

I've sped this up by 8% so you don't have to. X

(Sorry it's late)

Podcast News

Thank you for listening and helping me do this for a whole year. Which is a remarkable milestone when you witness the shit standards of professionalism on display in this video. I never did get that bottle of wine.

George Stevens is a Cunt

Noel wouldn’t call him that, but I did. Now, in his latest ploy for attention, one of the Patrons called George Stevens has ended up in ICU needing a liver transplant. He’s invented a disease which he claims makes his body hoard copper and now he needs a new liver. Please can we all give him some encouragement as he’s one of our number and we are only as strong as our weakest member. That weakest member right now is George Stevens, the liver-needing, copper accumulating, selfish little ...

PODCAST 32 - The Crocodile Nearest the Boat

With little Jimothy Carr-park.

Any questions for this guy?

Stick ‘em down below.

PODCAST 31 - Gordon's Alive!

He's had the 'Rona but it's had no lasting effect on him and he's looking well. Sorry for the delay with this, I spent hours trying to correct the mad distortion on Gordon's voice as he was talking to me through a child's gaming headset. The new normal.

PODCAST 30 - Untold Stories Pt. 5

Everyone's like this right? Guys? Guys...........?

Podcast will be out tomorrow

Sorry, had some dramas! Flying solo with some untold stories. X

PODCAST 28 - Pussssay with Hazey

A chin-wag with Hazey. I was drinking nowt but Yorkshire tea and he was on the wine. But who's the real pussy? You decide.

PODCAST 27 - Nico Tatarowicz's Warm Sigh Gusts

Here's my mate Nico, a fellow comedy-writer and a human of equal ridiculousness to me. Actually I think he's slightly worse. Is 2 hours and 40 minutes too long?

It is isn't it.

(We'll all get through this lockdown together, don't worry.)

(Sorry I've been crap at replying to messages recently, I'll sort it out soon x)

PODCAST 26 - UnChristmassy Special

Sorry for the delay. I'm back on track now (and I still owe y'all a podcast for the week off).

Happy New Year everybody! Thank you for your support which has literally saved my ass in 2020. I love you all.

NanDaddy x

PODCAST 25 - Don't Call Me Daddy

My latest one-sided therapy session. Thoughts and prayers needed.

This is Nola the puppy

Bit worried cos she’s learning that poops are done flying through the air with a human holding her at arms length screaming ‘noooo!’.

No need to worry!

Thanks for all the messages. Honestly nothing to worry about. We both tested negative but seems weird that Katie lost her sense of taste/smell and we have Covid symptoms. Nothing too bad though, no fevers and mine is v. mild so far. I did a drive-thru test today to get a second opinion. Waiting to hear. Kids are fine. Puppy shits outside sometimes now, and often doesn’t try to eat it. Podcast this week! What you want me to talk about? X

Nightmare before Christmas

Katie’s been in bed the last couple of days with Corona symptoms. Bad cough and she can’t smell or taste anything. I feel ok but not 100% so not sure if this is it or it’s only getting started for me. I’m looking after the kids and this bloody puppy who isn’t toilet trained at all but starts shivering as soon as it goes outside and refuses to shit on anything but carpet. Anyway, I tried to record last night but I was exhausted. I’ll cough up a little podcast somehow this week. Jus...

Podcast a bit delayed.

It’ll be up tomorrow. I’ll explain on the pod. 😬

A Trip to Camp Gateaux

A very moving and inspirational short-film about one man's fight for survival, against all the odds.

Look how ashamed he is

This naughty little USB mic has been replaced. I rubbed his nose in the digital mess he created first. The new one looks all futuristic and evil and makes this little dickhead look like a Pixar reject. 

PODCAST 23 - Spatchcock and Parsnips

Joe Lycett steps in at the last minute after a technical nightmare befalls me. Then an hour of me in the woods talking about me fears n' that. Sorry this is a bit of an odd episode, all is explained within.

Sorry about the pissing.

(Joe's dinner pictured)

(I know what a spatchcock is now, Joe was right)

We're a community of lost souls now

I've set up a Discord server and all me beloved patrons can go on it and get crazy. I plan to be like Nanny in Muppet Babies and occasionally pop in and check on things and occasionally hang out roaring demands. It's good cos we can share pics and links etc and things mentioned on the pod. I can even do live streaming and stuff in there. Get involved you sexist pigs!

PODCAST 21 - Some Questions Answered

West Highland Terrier. John McEnroe. I don't count black cabs as 'cars'. And it was Oliver Cromwell who said that, I should've believed in myself more. 

Next week - ghost stories and creepiness in the woods with Hazey from Camp Gateaux.

Oh go on, ask me ANYTHING

Questions, topics you want my opinion on, old stories you want more info on, the unvarnished truth and nothing but it. I’ve got all my homework done and will be tipsy and loose-lipped with my tie round my head like the last day of ruddy term! X

PODCAST 20 - Untold Stories pt. 4

Sorry it's a bit late! Take a shameful journey through theft, arson, assault, drugs and self-harm to arrive at a flimsy conclusion and apology. A lot like life.

PODCAST 19 - Halloween Special

This got a bit cerebral, bit serious maybe. Definitely tailed off towards the end. Just me talking about strange things but trying to stick to scientifically anomalous stuff more than ghost stories. Maybe do that another time.

Hope it ain't shit. Normal nonsensical service resumed soon.