What a fucking ridiculous human being I am. Sorry to all involved.
Hopefully this'll give you a couple of hours off from worrying about 2020, and worrying about me instead.
2020-10-27 16:24:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Or questions for me, or perhaps just topics you’d like us to discuss tonight. Thanks, love you.
2020-10-17 10:16:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Meet my pal Neil Webster. He's a fellow comedy writer who talks about fucking his chaotic old life off and moving to the Highlands of Scotland to rebuild himself. He has since bought a teepee and a boat so it can surely only be a matter of time until he invests his life-savings in some magic beans. He assures me he's not having a breakdown and I for one believe him.
2020-10-12 18:37:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I reckon he'll do the sanitary waste bin next week.
2020-10-04 19:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I met Noel IN REAL LIFE, face-to-face, no masks, in London, in his studio and recorded a little chat with him. Coming soon.
(The audio is crap cos its just from the camera. I recorded it properly too, don't worry. Also dunno why that light on the wall is flickering, it wasn't doing that until I uploaded it. Every day's a school day for Nanny)
Just before this I played Wild Horses on an electric and Noel played the drums. It was one of the highlights of my life. I should have filme...
2020-09-27 21:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post
A little lost extra from a few weeks back... This was recorded in pitch darkness lit by the glow of a fire deep in the woods in the middle of nowhere. But it sounds no fucking different to something recorded in my house. Zero ambience. Pointless.
This had to be edited heavily because for some reason I was desperate to talk about toxic masculinity and was like a boring university lecturer, even at a couple of points telling Hazey off for veering off topic. Not sure why, think I was going...
2020-09-27 21:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Bit more serious than usual this one. My old RadioX chum Gordon talking about his previous life at the heart of The Sun and plenty more besides.
2020-09-27 20:47:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Can't find this bloody picture of me and Gee wearing traditional Indian clothing but I did come across this long-promised image. I'd like to claim I built this from scratch but I just up-cycled an existing table I bought off eBay and added lego boards to it. The table top flipped over and had a green side for playing farms.
Katie hated this thing, it was so heavy and didn't fit anywhere. It lives in a landfill now. Dunno what the grey stain is on the carpet, probably my tears.
2020-09-21 20:55:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr Gee and Mr Me.
(Can't find the photo of us both in India. I'll add it when I track it down)
2020-09-21 13:32:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Questions please for Mr Gee.
New system: ‘Like’ the questions you want asked and I’ll grill him with the most popular questions.
(Maybe nothing about masks 😬)
2020-09-15 10:07:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Another one-sided therapy session. Sorry Mum and Dad.
(Pic is me in the Czech Republic with Christina)
2020-09-07 10:46:56 +0000 UTC View Post
A right old meander round the topical houses with Joey L. Only a few of your questions were asked but a good time was had by all, until the wheels fell off and we just started watching Youtube.
My only regret being that I didn't ask him about his relationship with Paul Chuckle. I might text him about that, I'll let you know...
2020-08-24 17:10:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Talking to this glittery little fuck-toy tonight. Get involved.
2020-08-22 15:57:14 +0000 UTC View Post
As voted for by you, me and Katie answering your questions and doing couples counselling on my new grown-up podcasting machine. Listen to the audio quality!
2020-08-17 12:55:12 +0000 UTC View Post
A photo of my new shed got more response than any podcast ever, so this short film should blow your minds. It won't though because everything about this is tragic.
(Someone said the shed looks a bit 'Minecraft-y' and now I cannot unsee it)
2020-08-16 18:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a man and his Patrons chewing the fat.
(Fingers crossed this shit works)
2020-08-08 16:46:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at the slabs, so flat and secure.
Look at the roof, look at the door.
Look at the windows all round the top.
Look at my shed and don’t ever stop.
2020-08-04 18:05:15 +0000 UTC View Post
(to the tune of Girls on Film)
Answering the rest of your questions.
Is it weird I feel comfortable talking to a laptop, alone in the small hours?
Here's Hazy's video of our little camping trip.
Treeset yourselves and get out there into nature and stick a can of cider up nature's arse.
2020-08-01 19:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I'd like to say this was a low-point but the night before we shoved an open can of cider up a chicken's arse and sat it on the fire to cook it.
2020-07-28 20:23:28 +0000 UTC View Post
You can tell a lot about a man by the bed he makes in the woods.
We swam in the sea, camped wild, did a podcast round the fire and jumped in a freezing river the next day to blow out the cobwebs. If I've caught Covid off Hazey I will be livid.
Just a little teaser here. He's cutting a proper film of these events whilst I've got to edit all the bickering out of the podcast. Coming soon...
2020-07-28 20:12:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I got through about 10% of your questions, sorry. Let me know what you think of this format anyway. Off into the wild with Hazey now. Love you all x
2020-07-26 12:30:39 +0000 UTC View PostFuck it, ask me anything. I'll do a solo podcast tonight... x
2020-07-25 17:04:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I got this back from the digitisers. Make of it what you will.
(BTW- Me and Hazey are heading into the woods on Monday to embrace the darkness, so the Podcast will be out Tuesday next week, with lots of video to follow x)
2020-07-25 15:46:54 +0000 UTC View Post
