"The downfall of Dubai influencers". Never in history have we had so much knowledge, technology, and money. How the f**k did these noddies, come to dominate the airwaves and cultural space? Are our children doomed - once their role models were the Clash, the Jam, Patti Smith (f**k even bonnie Tyler) now its plastic soft porn boobs and beefy erics being role models? Do they pose a more significant threat to our existence than COVID-19?