Hi all! If you were in the editing livestream yesterday you got to witness my real-time reaction to seeing Lionsgate copyright claim ALL of my Saw videos. I've reached out to Lionsgate to try to fix this, but if it doesn't get resolved I may not be able to finish the series. That being said, I was far enough along on Saw V that I decided to just finish the video and post it as regular, and hope that it doesn't get claimed right away. That'll happen tomorrow (YouTube willing, with the manual revi...
2018-05-17 17:39:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all, this goes public in 8 hours but in case any of you wonderful patrons happened to be awake and interested, you can enjoy this commentary track on the Netflix release Bedeviled featuring FoundFlix right now!
2018-05-15 09:01:21 +0000 UTC
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This is the APRIL 2018 commentary track since I missed it - I'll have May's next week! For all you new patrons, these commentary tracks are meant to be played at the same time you watch a movie on Netflix, so it's like you're watching the movie alongside me, Chelsea, and our guest of the month.
We had Joel Arnold, who's part of my other channel Practical Folks, join us to watch this Netflix original after FoundFlix told me it'd be good for a commentary track. It certainly was! Equal par...
2018-05-12 18:29:41 +0000 UTC
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While YouTube continues to hold SIX uploads of the Saw 4 Kill Count in their manual review process, I figure I can at least post this explicit version for all you cool patron cats. Seriously don't know what I'm going to do if these uploads for the general public stay stuck with a yellow dollar sign here.
But in the meantime, enjoy the bloodiest Saw yet! That autopsy scene is a doozy. Thanks so much for your support and once again, I'm sorry it had to come to this!
2018-05-11 14:17:40 +0000 UTC
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Here's the Saw 4 Kill Count! This is the edited, hopefully-soon-to-be-monetized version that will go public tomorrow. I'll be posting the explicit versions on Friday when the edited ones go live.
Although this is my cut-down version with censored gore, it STILL has yet to be approved by YouTube's manual review process, so the link that goes live might change and any comments you leave on this video on YouTube could be potentially lost. Thus the world of YouTube fuckery. I apologize. But thank ...
2018-05-10 16:47:47 +0000 UTC
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Here's the video that was posted last week, the Saw 3 Kill Count with all the bloody bits intact. Or, dismembered, really. Tomorrow all you wonderful patrons will get the Explicit Saw 4 Kill Count when the edited version gets released on YouTube. Thank you so much for your support, and welcome, all you new patrons!
2018-05-10 16:45:26 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Tomorrow's my birthday and I'll be releasing this kind-of surprise Kill Count in celebration of it! But y'all get to see it today because you're the best and support me. Thanks for that! Enjoy!
2018-05-05 14:05:47 +0000 UTC
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FINALLY back on track with the early releases. Sorry I couldn't do Saw 1 or 2 but here's 3 a few days early. As the title says, this link may change due to the usual YouTube fuckery but hopefully it doesn't! Thanks for your support, everyone <3
2018-05-03 01:43:37 +0000 UTC
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Just click that linkkk
2018-05-01 01:02:13 +0000 UTC
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Oh boy, this has been a real tough month for me, errbody. I'm sure you're sick of excuses by now but the reason I haven't been able to make good on my promise to get you the April Patreon Rewards by the end of the month (i.e. today) is because of both Texas Frightmare and a surprise birthday Kill Count I've been working on to release on Sunday.
There just hasn't been the time for me to fulfill the rewards, so I'll be doubling up on everything in May. If you're a patron for April and you ...
2018-04-30 16:58:37 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! In case you haven't noticed I'm late on my rewards this month. I'm really sorry about that but I promise I'll have them in before the end of the month. It's honestly been an insane couple of months for me and this past week in particular has been brutal between taxes, Monsterpalooza, and the whole copyrightpocalypse going on with my videos.
I hope you don't think I take your support for granted - I definitely don't! - it's just that life has been kicking me real hard lately and I ...
2018-04-16 21:13:56 +0000 UTC
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Here have this piece of shit.
2018-04-12 05:16:03 +0000 UTC
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Yup that's how it's spelled. Here's your early release, although the link could change depending on YouTube. Almost done with the little shit, hope you've had as much fun as I have!
2018-04-08 16:33:13 +0000 UTC
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Here's Lep in the Hood, though the link might change cause YouTube stuff. My first cut of this episode was 21 minutes long!!! I know lots of people say they're fine with that length but I knew having it that long meant I had a lot of shit in there that wasn't necessary. Sure enough, I found 3 minutes of overexplanations and wordy sentences to cut or trim down, so we're at least back within the previous range of runtimes here. Plus, I think trimming those 3 minutes really made the episode a thous...
2018-04-05 19:42:55 +0000 UTC
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Here's tomorrow's Kill Count episode - Leprichaun 4 In Space! We're actually gonna be getting through the rest of these movies over the next two weeks, with Leprechaun episodes being release both Mondays and Fridays. I'm doing it in anticipation of the next big franchise, which I'll announce soon. Thanks, everyone!
2018-04-02 05:50:48 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: Had to switch out the link because of YouTube stuff, and this new link isn't confirmed to be the final one...
IT'S VEGAS, BABY. And also probably the best movie in this series. Maybe? I don't know. But enjoy the kill count! And thanks for the support <3
2018-03-29 22:53:39 +0000 UTC
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EDIT - New link put in place b.c. YouTube stuff.
Look at that thumbnail, it's a gosh darn Leprechaun in a go-kart. Obviously you have to watch this video.
2018-03-21 05:31:59 +0000 UTC
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I finally finished it. It's done. Enjoy.
2018-03-19 03:52:34 +0000 UTC
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Hi all! Just wanted to get your opinions on the commentary tracks I release each month for the $3+ patrons. The main question is if you'd prefer me to watch the movie ahead of time or if you'd rather have me keep doing what I've been doing and watching a movie for the first time while recording.
But I'd also love for you to comment here with movies you'd like me to watch. Any horror movie on Netflix is fair game! And if someone suggests something you agree with, like or comment on it so I can ...
2018-03-18 21:09:35 +0000 UTC
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Hi patrons! This month's commentary track is on THE RITUAL since I know a lot of you wanted me to cover it on the Kill Count but I still don't know how to legally obtain video footage of Netflix movies to do so! So hopefully this will be an appeasement until I can figure out how to do it.
Watch on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/80217312
I was joined by Leo Camacho! He's on Instagram at 2018-03-17 02:14:58 +0000 UTC
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AND AWAY WE GOOOOO
2018-03-15 18:25:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! It's been a CRAZY weekend for the channel - today's Crypt TV Kill Count went WAY better than I expected and it looks like today is the single highest day for my subscriber growth since New Year's! Which is awesome. But I'm keeping the ball rolling with tomorrow's Q&A continuation and you can check it out now. Thanks for your support as always <3
2018-03-12 02:46:39 +0000 UTC
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Come on over to the livestream hangout for this month! WE CHILLIN
2018-03-11 19:02:26 +0000 UTC
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So here's this. Our final Freddy video. How do you feel? Wish we could be going out on a higher note but this remake is what it is. Hope y'all ready for Leprechaun next! Thank you for your support!
2018-03-08 18:31:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Usual caveat, link might change, blah blah blah but here's a re-release of a video with maybe like 50% new jokes? So it might be worth a watch! Enjoy!
2018-03-03 05:11:41 +0000 UTC
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Here's the weird 7th Nightmare movie, the one that's super meta. I like New Nightmare because it tries something new, and also because it features the best stuffed dinosaur ever. Young James was a HUGE fan of stuffed animals and, fun fact, cried one time when there was a tornado warning because all the stuffed animals were in danger.
2018-03-01 18:35:17 +0000 UTC
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Look at that shit-eating grin on Freddy's face. You know you can't wait to watch this flaming pile of garbage.
Thanks for your support!!
2018-02-23 02:41:39 +0000 UTC
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in honor of President's Day tomorrow, I did a Kill Count on... President's Day, a real low-budget slasher from 2010. This link may change due to YT monetization stuff but at the very least you can watch and enjoy the episode now. Also, head's up, there's a disclaimer at the top of the video letting people know this takes place in a high school in case they don't want to watch that right now.
Thanks for your support, patrons! <3
2018-02-18 19:13:45 +0000 UTC
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Hey $3+ patrons! This month the commentary track for a Netflix horror movie is Piranha 3D! While picking a movie we came across this bad boy, and although it's not the original Joe Dante jam OR the sequel directed by James Cameron (or this sequel to THIS one called "Piranha DD" or whatever) we went with this, hoping it'd be shlocky fun. AND IT WAS, HOLY SHIT. Prepare yourself for a ton of naked ladies and so many kills that I'm basically swearing off ever doing this on a Kill Count (IT'D BE I...
2018-02-17 17:21:50 +0000 UTC
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Come on and join us!
2018-02-16 23:01:27 +0000 UTC
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