Hoo boy here's my Kill Count for The Dream Child. Spoiler alert: When I do my ranked NOES video this boy's sitting at the bottom. Er, wait, there's the remake to consider. That might be at the bottom. And as awful as Freddy's Dead is (you'll see next week) I'ma put that above both these two. Basically this series went to shit pretty fast even though nothing will stop my love of the first three. Enjoy the early release and thank you for your support!
2018-02-15 18:01:09 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know when this month's livestream hangout is. In my continued effort to diversify the time of day and day of week I do these on, let's go with FRIDAY (2/16) at 3pm PST (6pm EST). Does that work for a fair number of y'all? Thanks!
2018-02-12 01:29:27 +0000 UTC
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Monday's Kill Count is in honor of Valentine's Day - it's the original My Bloody Valentine and I managed to finish the video last night since I'll be pretty busy this weekend. That means you get to watch it a couple days early, since you're so awesome and help support me. Hope you enjoy it! Thanks!!
2018-02-10 21:13:21 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all! You probably know the drill by now - this upload is undergoing the manual review process for ads so there's a chance this isn't the final link, etc etc. But in the meantime you can enjoy the episode! And since I managed to get this one finished early, please let me know if you notice any errors since I'd be able to fix them tomorrow. I had to ADR me saying Kristen and Alice a bunch of times when I'd accidentally use the wrong one cause let's be real they both basic lady names and they...
2018-02-08 06:59:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Hope you're having a nice Sunday whether you're watching the Super Bowl or not. I spent the afternoon working on this video, and I think that was totally worth it. Thanks for your support <3!
2018-02-05 01:02:37 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Here's the Kill Count for Dream Warriors, the 2nd longest Kill Count episode of all time. I didn't want it to be that way but this movie's got a lot going on in it so that's where we're at. Hopefully you're not dismayed by the 18 minute runtime!
Thanks so much for supporting me and I hope you have a wonderful day <3
2018-02-01 21:53:53 +0000 UTC
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I had a TON of fun making this video - from the 25 minute discussion I had with FoundFlix, which was awesome, to the editing where I got to find and use a whole bunch of new music. I'm very happy with the end product here and I'm looking forward to making more of these - I think the next person I interview for this series will be none other than my girlfriend, Chelsea Rebecca herself!
Anyway, enjoy this early release. The public will get it tomorrow (Monday) afternoon. Thank you for your suppo...
2018-01-28 15:39:45 +0000 UTC
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HERE IT IS OH MAN! This has GOT to be one of my favorite Kill Counts yet. I LOVE talking about this movie, it's so baffling that it got made. It's not a good movie, but it is a fascinating one, and that's good enough for me. Thanks for your support, looking forward to seeing your thoughts on it!
2018-01-25 21:01:11 +0000 UTC
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Yay! YouTube already gave this video full monetization which means it *should * be processed into everyone's notifications correctly tomorrow when it goes live. Exciting day, hope it lives up to all the hype! In the meantime, enjoy your early release for being such awesome supporters of me. Hope you're having a good Thursday!
2018-01-18 20:18:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey $3+ patrons! Here's the commentary track for JANUARY 2018 - Zombeavers! I'm joined by Chelsea Rebecca and Joey Clift, who you can find on the internet at all sorts of places:
twitter.com/joeytainment
ucbcomedy.com/user/20923
2018-01-17 04:31:42 +0000 UTC
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Come on over to the livestream, I'll be here an hour or so!
2018-01-15 23:03:46 +0000 UTC
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Just a reminder for the $10+ patrons that I'll see you in 3 hours if you're able to make it. It'll be a private YouTube livestream and I'll both post and message the link out to y'all. Thanks, excited for it!
2018-01-15 20:06:12 +0000 UTC
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Hi all! Here's an early-ish release of the video coming out tomorrow. Just so you know there's always a chance YouTube won't give me full monetization so I've been uploading a back-up video now in case the initial upload doesn't get monetization but the back-up one does. So if you want to leave a comment that's 100% going to be seen, leave it on both videos. Back up link is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynv7JV_hyP...
2018-01-15 08:28:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey what up! Was wondering if this month we could do a different time to accommodate for people with varying schedules. The past couple livestreams have been on weekends in the afternoon (my time), which I assume would be convenient for most people, but for different time zones and work schedules and such I'm wondering if it'd be okay to do this Monday January 15th at 3pm PST. That would mean 6pm EST and 11pm GMT, I believe.
If this is inconvenient for s...
2018-01-13 02:45:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone, it's as early as I could get it to you, but here's the next Kill Count - The Thing (2011 Prequel) that comes out tomorrow! Hope you enjoy it! Hope you're all doing well :)
2018-01-05 04:26:51 +0000 UTC
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Hi all! If you follow my Twitter you may have seen that I began the New Year with a nasty cold (probably from the 11-hour all-night editing stint I did on Killer Klowns). It set me back a day which means, while I still should be able to make the general public release for the next Kill Count on Friday, I may not be able to have an early release for the $5+ patrons. Sorry! Hopefully you understand <3 Thanks and Happy New Year!
2018-01-03 23:22:39 +0000 UTC
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Happy New Year! Didn't have time to make the thumbnail but thought I'd share with you guys anyway since you're all my dope-ass supporters. Let's hope this upload gets full monetization so I don't have to delete and re-upload. Love y'all and have a fun and safe night!
2018-01-01 02:05:25 +0000 UTC
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Also, I'm livestreaming right now so come by if you want!
2017-12-31 07:30:28 +0000 UTC
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Ugh, YouTube been testing me with their monetization reviews and they're the reason I've had to delete and reupload New Year's Evil a few times.
There are two links below, a primary and a back-up link to the video to go public in the morning. If you want to ensure you have an early comment on the video I'd leave it on both because come morning one of them will be deleted.
Primary: https://youtu.be/vEE_SCuMRuU
Back-up:
2017-12-29 09:57:03 +0000 UTC
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Here's the updated link! Hopefully this one stays up - still waiting to see if YouTube approves it for full monetization and if they don't, I might try to re-upload again. It's such an annoying process but it's necessary for me to do, sorry everyone!
2017-12-28 19:59:32 +0000 UTC
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Hey everybody! As the year comes to a close I'd like to ask you all about your Patreon experience with me and see if there's anything I can do to make it better for you in 2018.
Feel free to comment with your likes and dislikes about your patronage here. I'm the kind of person who ALWAYS wants the truth of things so don't be afraid to voice any complaints you may have. Or, if you feel more comfortable doing this privately, feel free to message me.
You can let me know which of...
2017-12-28 07:29:33 +0000 UTC
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Hey errbody, just trying to get ahead on stuff for the new schedule next year so I finished NYE tonight and thought I'd share it. Lemme know if you see any mess-ups in the video, it always helps (especially this early when it's feasible to fix it). Y'all the best!
2017-12-28 05:43:28 +0000 UTC
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And here's your early release for the surprise Christmas bonus episode, Krampus! Enjoy, thank you for your support, and Happy Holidays!
2017-12-22 16:01:42 +0000 UTC
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Happy holidays everybody! I've been spending the past few days with my family who's visiting California for the first time since I moved out here 5 years ago! Lots of fun, but I did make sure to finish this video in time to give you all an early release. So here it is! Do me a favor - since they're here I didn't have time to watch it all and make sure there were no mistakes. If you notice any, let me know. Thanks!
2017-12-21 04:37:46 +0000 UTC
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Wooo here is the upcoming Kill Count and I really love this one. The movie is excellent (watch it if you haven't seen it!) and I think the episode really came together for me. Let me know what you think and thank you for your patronage! <3
2017-12-14 11:43:18 +0000 UTC
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Come on in and hang out! I'll be going from noon to 1:30pm PST (that's 3pm-4:30pm EST, 8pm-9:30pm GMT).
2017-12-10 19:55:33 +0000 UTC
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Hey $3+ patrons! Here's the commentary track for DECEMBER 2017 - Gremlins! I'm joined by Chelsea Rebecca and Mano Agapion of Horny 4 Horror, which is available at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/horny-4-horror/id1266786948?mt=2
Mano's episode of Drunk Disney we mention (my other webseries) is here: 2017-12-10 01:13:54 +0000 UTC
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Hi, I just sent you all a Patreon message but I wanted to make sure as many people get it as possible - TOMORROW on Sunday 12/10 we'll have our livestream hangout at 12pm NOON PST (which is 3pm Eastern, and other times in other time zones).
It'll be a 90-minute hangout sesh on an unlisted YouTube livestream. I'll post the link tomorrow after I create the room.
Hope to see you there!
2017-12-09 20:47:52 +0000 UTC
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Actually, after a little more thought, I'm going to adjust things so you all aren't getting screwed. I'm going to do the math to figure out pledge levels that, AFTER FEES, are equivalent or close to what the reward values are now.
When I made this Patreon page I said that a $20 pledge would get a movie review and a shout-out in a CTA, for example. Now it'll be $27+ a month for those things, and that's not what you signed up for. So before the next charge goes through I'll try to make it ...
2017-12-08 02:49:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all, I think by now Patreon has emailed you with their new system regarding pledge charges. They hit up the creators yesterday so I've had an extra day to wonder why they're doing this.
Apparently in an effort to help out the "creators", like me, they're now passing on a processing fee and whatnot to the patrons. They say it's so creators can keep more of the money pledged but I think it sucks. I'd rather you guys keep more of your money, I'm fine paying that fee.
Long story ...
2017-12-08 01:56:50 +0000 UTC
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