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Patreon Livestream Hangout for January 2020

Hey! The stream is live and I'll be there in a few minutes. Come hang out with me for the patron livestream this month!

January Livestream Hangout will be Saturday 1/25

Hey everyone! My livestream hangout for patrons in January will be this Saturday 1/25 at 12pm noon my time (Pacific). 

Also, the February Livestream Hangout will have to take place within the first 3 days of February, as I'm having a vocal cord surgery on the 4th that will prevent me from speaking much if at all for the entire rest of the month. Just a heads up - I don't know which day works best for me yet but I'll schedule it and let you all know...

Kill Count Movies for JANUARY and FEBRURARY

Hi patrons! Just wanted to update you about what's going on with Kill Count movies. As you know, I recently had a poll to determine the next film to be covered on the Kill Count, and the winner was Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019). 

HOWEVER, after that poll was concluded, I was contacted by Dollar Shave Club, who wants to sponsor a Kill Count! Hurray! I finally get to shave! Thing is, they want to have their episode come out in January, and I've always plan...

Early Release for Billy Madison Supercut

I'm actually super pumped about this one. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do! Thanks, patrons!

YOU CHOOSE: January Kill Count Movie (UPDATED)

Hey patrons! Since you're not getting as much content during my Q1 lighter release schedule, I figured I can let you choose the next movie to get covered on the Kill Count! Whatever you choose will be released on Friday January 31st. 

**I'VE UPDATED THIS POLL SO YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OPTION. Seems more fair to me that way.**

This poll will be open for 2 days, closing at noon my time (Pacific) on Saturday 1/11, cause I'll have to start work on the episo...

Early Release for Society.

Enjoy.

Dead Meat Patreon Update (PLEASE READ)

Hi patrons! Now that I've posted all of December's rewards (besides the early release of Society, which will probably get posted tomorrow), I wanted to let you all know of some Dead Meat developments.

As you know, Society will be released on Tuesday - New Year's Eve. And as you may or may not know, the next Kill Count after that won't be coming out until Friday January, 31st. 

On Friday January 3rd I'll be releasing an Announcement video detailing this schedu...

VERONICA commentary track

Heyyy patrons, Chelsea and I did the final commentary track of the year for you on VERONICA, a Spanish horror film by the dude who did Rec! This one is a taught, tense film with subtitles so there was less goofing around and more genuine intrigue from us as we watched it. And sorry there wasn't a guest - everyone's god damn gone from this town for the holidays!

Thanks so much for your support!

Watch on Netflix: 2019-12-28 23:51:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Release for Cabin in the Woods

After we had the longest-ever Kill Count for It: Chapter Two.... here's the second-longest Kill Count! Hoping 30+ minute episodes don't become the norm but had a ton to say about this one, and there were a LOT of kills to count, so this is what we wound up with. Enjoy! And thank you!

Early Release for Better Watch Out

*Edit - I changed the link to a version with better audio levels for the music during the Numbers.

Hey patrons! This episode is coming out on Christmas Eve for the public but you $5+ folks get to watch it right meow! Heads up, though, this is one of my favorite holiday horror movies and it's one I think everyone should watch unspoiled, so if you haven't seen it and are thinking about it, I'd say watch the movie before the Kill Count. I believe it's available on Shudder and also, maybe, ...

December Patreon Livestream Hangout

We're getting started in about 10 minutes, so I hope to see you there!

Early Release for It: Chapter Two

Here is the longest Kill Count of all time (and hopefully that doesn't get surpassed). It: Chapter Two! I've had a bunch of render issues with my computer lately so hopefully there aren't a bunch of random stray frames throughout the video. Let me know if you watch it and see anything wrong - I still might have time to fix it! And thanks as always, patrons!

December Patreon Hangout Livestream will be on SATURDAY 12/21

Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know that this month's Patreon livestream hangout will be on SATURDAY 12/21 at 12pm noon Pacific (3pm Eastern etc etc). Last one of the year! Hope to see you there!

Explicit Version of Brightburn

About 20 seconds extra footage here, mostly of the jaw-dropping kill and the glass shard in the eye. Thanks so much for your support, patrons!

Previous explicit releases:

• Saw III (2006) **Note: video is age-restricted**
• Saw IV (2007) 
• 2019-12-06 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra early release of Brightburn

Hey, this episode got finished and approved by YouTube early so here it is on Wednesday instead of Thursday! Enjoy, and thank you! ALSO NOTE: There will be an explicit version with maybe 20-30 seconds extra footage released on Friday. Mostly a dude's jaw falling off and close-ups of a glass shard being pulled out of an eyeball. Fun! 

November Patreon Livestream Hangout

Hi everyone! We'll be getting started in about 5 minutes, but you can come hang out in the livestream chat until then if you want. Hope to see a bunch of you there! 

BLOODY BIRTHDAY commentary track

Hey patrons! For this month's commentary track we went to SHUDDER because, honestly, we wanted something older and fun to watch and Netflix just ain't got that jam. We found the PERFECT movie for what we wanted, though, and I HIGHLY recommend you watch it, with or without our commentary track. Excellent evil kid slasher from the early 80s.

But I would say this commentary track is a super solid one. It's just Chels and I, but it's at the end of a long day during a holiday weekend so we'r...

Explicit version of Child's Play remake

Hi everyone! SO SORRY about this coming out a little later today. With yesterday being Thanksgiving and all, I forgot to schedule its release for this morning and I was only just now able to get up, export, upload, and post it. My apologies! Hope you enjoy this version of the Kill Count with 20 seconds of additional footage. Other tier rewards will be getting posted tomorrow. Sorry again! Thank you for the support!

Previous explicit releases:

• 2019-11-29 18:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Release for Child's Play remake

Note that there will be an explicit version released tomorrow when this one goes public - I think it has maybe 20 seconds extra footage? Any way, let's see how this goes, especially with the intro. Thanks for the support, patrons! Happy Thanksgiving if you're in the US!

Early Release for Thanksgiving Kill Count - Home Sweet Home!

What do I give my audience after a couple of months of lesser-known films and declining views? THE MOST OBSCURE FILM EVER COVERED ON THE KILL COUNT probably. Wonder what the other contenders are for that (New Year's Evil?). 

IT'S STILL A FUN EPISODE because I mean look at that dude in the thumbnail. And tomorrow you'll have Child's Play, so everybody wins. 

Thanks so much for the support, patrons! Hope you're properly prepared for Thanksgiving tomorrow! 

November Patreon Livestream Hangout: Saturday November 30th

Hi all! Just wanted to announce that November's Patreon Livestream hangout will be this Saturday, 11/30, at 2pm Pacific (5pm Eastern). We can talk about our Thanksgiving experiences and stuff(ing)! Hope to see you all there!

Explicit Version of The Banana Splits Movie

Almost 30 seconds of extra gore in this one, especially with the "Banana Splits" kill near the end. Thank you patrons!

Previous explicit releases:

• Saw III (2006) **Note: video is age-restricted**
• Saw IV (2007) 
• 2019-11-22 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Release for The Banana Splits Movie

All right, let's do a movie that people actually asked for. THANKS, PATRONS!

NOTE that there WILL be an explicit version with nearly 30 seconds of additional footage released tomorrow when this version goes public - just in case you don't want to watch the episode twice. Thanks again!

Early release for Slumber Party Massacre 3

Had to resolve some stuff with the sponsor for this episode, but now it's ready for your consumption! Thanks, patrons! 

Early Release for Slumber Party Massacre II

Here's an early release for this - I'm actually a little surprised, I uploaded two versions just in case the more explicit one got rejected by YouTube, but they approved it! So no separate explicit version for this one, either - you'll get to see it in all its severed arm goodness (hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass later with a limited ads or age restriction down the line). Thanks, patrons!

Early Release for Slumber Party Massacre

Here's tomorrow's Kill Count, TODAY! And there's no explicit version for this - YouTube actually approved the cut I made with all the blood from the movie. I'm not too surprised, though, since it's not *that* graphic a film. Enjoy!! 

BACKCOUNTRY commentary track

This month Chelsea got sick right before we recorded :( So she couldn't join us for BACKCOUNTRY, a movie none of us had heard of but had good reviews, so we watched it. It's fine. I was joined by JOEL ARNOLD and KATIE MENDE, both returning commentary guests so you may know them already! They're great and I love them.

Unfortunately, Backcountry is no longer available on streaming services (Netflix or Shudder) but you can rent it here: 2019-10-31 19:40:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Explicit Version of Hell Fest

Here's an explicit version of Hell Fest with extra footage of the mallet and syringe kills. Sorry this didn't come out right on time at 6am this morning, it's been a bussssyyyyy month and I forgot to do it because I'm pretty tired. My bad! 

Previous explicit releases:

• Saw III (2006) **Note: video is age-restricted**
• 2019-10-31 17:48:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Release for Bonus Halloween Episode

Hey everyone! Here's an early release for tomorrow's bonus Halloween episode, on  HELLLL FESTTTTTTTT which is an okay movie I guess. There WILL be an explicit version that's a few seconds longer that shows more footage of both the mallet kill and the syringe kill, so keep an EYE out of that tomorrow if you want to watch it. Thanks, patrons!!

October Patreon Livestream Hangout

Hey everyone, come on by! Like I said in the message I sent out, this one's gonna be an editing stream too just cause I'm so overwhelmed with work right now - but to make up for that, I'm gonna stream until 5pm my time (so, 2 hours) - come by if you can make it!