Here's an explicit version of this episode, with about 10 extra seconds of mouth gore. Fun! Thanks, patrons!!
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Hey everyone! I'm gonna do this month's Patreon Hangout Livestream on Monday 10/28 at 3pm Pacific, 6pm Eastern. I always like to switch up the day and times of these to give people with differing schedules a chance to make it. Hopefully this works for some people who haven't been able to come to the last few.
See you there!
2019-10-26 23:06:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Just got it approved by YouTube so it's all ready to go tomorrow! There WILL be an explicit version with ~10 additional seconds of toothy torture, so if you wanna hold out for that, it'll be there for you tomorrow. Thanks, patrons!
2019-10-26 18:28:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, patrons! Here's tomorrow' episode in all its glory gory. It thankfully has a sponsor, because otherwise there's no way this toothtastic torture porn film would get approved by YouTube. Are you able to watch it all or do you have to keep closing your eyes? Let me know, and thank you!
2019-10-24 18:53:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Only about 6 seconds of extra footage in this one, and the only thing I can remember right now is a dead dude's head getting eaten by rats. But hey, we get a custom thumbnail for this explicit version since YouTube would not approve the upload when I used this originally. They didn't like the ball gag.
Thanks, patrons!
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About 15 extra seconds of footage here, like some blood getting into Annie's mouth and Candyman's face being torn open. Thanks, patrons!!
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There will be an explicit version released tomorrow morning when this one goes public. The explicit version only has minor differences, though, about 10 seconds worth. Thanks, patrons!!
2019-10-17 15:44:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey $5+ patrons, since you probably already watched Candyman last week, I figured I'd give you something new to watch today - Sunday's Kill Count for THE WITCH, a truly wonderful film that I never get sick of watching. Hope you enjoy! And thank you!!
2019-10-11 18:25:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing too major with this one - there differences amount to less than 10 seconds and I think half of those seconds show a decapitated dog head. So, you know. If you wanna watch that, beeee my guest!
Thank you, patrons!!
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Hey everyone! We're having some issues with this video - it got immediately copyright claimed, so if you're unable to watch it in your country (I think it might be blocked in Germany, for instance?) I'm super sorry about that. Nothing I can do right now, although I am working on getting the claim removed. Also, since the claim was made before I could put the video under manual review, it's possible this upload is not the one that goes public. We'll see.
But in the meantime, enjoy this l...
2019-10-03 17:11:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the explicit version of The Descent 2, with about 50 seconds of extra footage! Enjoy, and thank you, patrons!!
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**NOTE: There will be an explicit version that's about 50 SECONDS LONGER wow Descent, you some crazy bloody movies dawg!**
Can't talk much since I'm in Florida right now but thank you for being patrons!!
Here's the explicit version of this episode, which is 30 seconds longer and has a whole BUNCHA more blood. Enjoy! And thank you!
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**NOTE: There will be an explicit version that's 30 seconds longer released to patrons on Friday when this version goes public.**
Here's this week's Kill Count, for one of my favorite horror movies ever, The Descent! Hope I did it justice. You wouldn't believe how much work I had to do on the thumbnail to make it not look too bloody, but apparently it worked since YouTube approved the video. The Descent 2 will be coming in a couple of days, as well! Thanks, patrons!
2019-09-26 07:53:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting momentarily - hope to see you there!
2019-09-26 01:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostFor this month's commentary track, we had actor KALI COOK join us to watch a movie that I previously did a Patreon review on, but which neither Kali nor Chelsea had seen before - 47 Meters Down! Figured it'd be good to watch it since that sequel is out and I'd like to see that some time soon. We really enjoyed ourselves watching this, even though the reviews were kind of middling online, so I hope you have a good time with it! Thanks for your support!
Watch on Netflix: ...
2019-09-25 22:23:17 +0000 UTC View Post**Edit- SORRY for the miscommunication - I accidentally put 9/26 instead of 9/25 (that's what happens when you make a post right after midnight and look at the date thinking about it being "tomorrow"). SO TO CLARIFY - The livestream will be TODAY, in just over 6 hours. Thanks!
Hey everyone! I'm so sorry for announcing this 18 hours before the stream time but the Patreon Livestream Hangout for September will be Wednesday 9/25 at 6pm Pacific (9pm Eastern). I kn...
2019-09-25 07:08:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Buncha fun extra gorey stuff in this version, including some extra shots of skin bubbling and the uncensored half-zombie that chases West around. Thanks, patrons!!
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FINALLY got a video approved by YouTube - can you believe the last 3 major Kill Counts (so not counting Social Mediasochist) all had to be sponsored, and ALL got age-restricted by YouTube? I almost forgot what it's like to have a green dollar sign next to a video. But thankfully this episode got improved so we should be clear for a timely Friday release.
THERE IS AN EXPLICIT VERSION that will be posted to Patreon on Friday when this version goes public.
Wish...
2019-09-18 17:43:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This is available to everyone thanks to Honey, but I thought I'd post it here anyway!
Also - to the $5 patrons, sorry that you didn't get the episode early. There was a lot of back and forth getting the ad read approved by Honey so this video wasn't ready until 2:30am Thursday night. That's why I say in the reward description "WHEN AVAILABLE" - this one was not available, and I'm sorry for that. But I'm usually pretty good about it, so please allow me some slack this time through (also,...
2019-09-13 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHi patrons, old and new! If you wanted to know what rewards you've unlocked depending on your pledge tier, this is the post for you! Also, I need to stress one last time - don't feel obligated to be a patron, or think that I NEED your Patreon money to pay my bills. Despite the constant struggles I have with YouTube, ad revenue is substantial and does keep me comfortable. Patreon is just a way to diversify my income in case things ever get REAL bad with YouTube, and a way for ...
2019-09-07 18:08:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow! A lot of you joined the Patreon today. Here's a message for ya!
2019-09-06 21:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi y'all. I'm facing an unprecedented problem with this Kill Count. Although I've censored just about everything I can for the public release of this episode, it continues to get rejected by YouTube's manual review. I'm REALLY not sure what to do about this, because if I release a version that's been rejected, it will not go out to all my subscribers due to YT's algorithm and it'll also make nothing in ad revenue, meaning my editors and I will have just worked on this 30 minute behemoth for n...
2019-09-06 17:17:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everybody! I've been having a LOT of problems with getting the Re-Animator Kill Count approved by YouTube. I've uploaded over 20 versions of the video to put through their manual review process, and most of them have failed, despite my earnest efforts in censoring as much blood as possible. Doesn't help that this is one very bloody movie - or that there are a bunch of naked zombies running around during the film's climax.
As I continue to try to get a version approved by YouTube to ...
2019-09-05 19:49:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm going live in just a few minutes, so I hope you'll be there to hang out with me for this month's Patreon livestream!
2019-08-31 18:59:11 +0000 UTC View PostFor this month's commentary track, we had ANNA BRISBIN AKA BRIZZY VOICES join us to watch a movie that I had seen before but was new to Anna and Chelsea: Would You Rather, starring our favorite boi Jeffrey Combs (who I've been seeing a lot of lately - writing the Re-Animator scripts and doing a review for House on Haunted Hill this month). It's a well-made movie that presents some serious ethical quandaries. It would probably be a completely miserable watch if not for the sce...
2019-08-30 20:09:45 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: Final update - both versions should be accessible and available now for your early viewing pleasure! Thanks for your patience, everyone!
Yeahhhhh boiii another franchise over and done with! And with this one, since it's sponsored, you can actually watch the explicit version NOW! So enjoy that if you want to (link's in the video description, but also right here if you want it: https://youtu.be/b8oA9I314ok
TH...
2019-08-29 07:29:36 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, just wanted to let you know that we'll be doing the Patreon Livestream Hangout for the month of August this Saturday, August 31st at 12pm noon Pacific time (3pm Eastern).
At that time I'll send a message and make a post with a link to an unlisted YouTube livestream. Hope to see you there!
EDIT: New link replaced without the music crazy loud. Sorry, audio processing problem on the previous one.
Here's 8 extra seconds and no blurred-out gore for the crappiest movie I've had to cover in quite some time! Enjoy!!
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NOTE: An explicit version with ~8 seconds of extra footage (and no gore blurred out) will be released alongside the public release of this upload on Friday morning, 6am PT. If you don't want to watch the episode twice but want the explicit stuff, you'll have to wait until then.
Here's the Kill Count for the worst of this series, The Final Destination. This upload has been approved by YouTube so as long as it doesn't get hit with a copyright claim, this SHOULD be the one that goes live o...
2019-08-21 20:37:23 +0000 UTC View Post