[Esc] reality

Such a Fancy ASMR Try-on Haul!

Ok... I did a thing. I did not mean to do the thing. But had I not done the thing, I could not honestly say this video was worth my time. I didn't want this to be yet another EMP Try-on haul, even though that's precisely what it is. So I did the thing I do where I pretend the camera is Jack to make it more comfortable for myself. So you are Jack and you're helping me pick out clothes that I so kindly model for you. That's the roleplay. You can actually see it this time, too, thanks to t...

⛥November Q&A⛥

The time has come... to answer your questions of the month. I've been struggling the past two weeks with either really bad mental PMS or the onset of seasonal depression and this is the easiest thing I can probably motivate myself to do while I wait for the coffee to numb my brain and make me less irritable. This morning I saw daylight for the first time in a while on my weekly appointment. It didn't go well for me so I noped out as soon as I got the bare minimum done. The thick grey clouds didn...

⛥November Livechat⛥

5 hours, a bag of chips and burnt vegetables later... I'm reasonably sober now. Sober enough to be embarrassed by drunk Ally. Thank you all for the great time! 

50 More Facts About Me

In the set of Judge Dredd Haircut cause I couldn't be bothered to make a different set. Sorry if some of these are duplicates. I really can't remember which ones I already said cause I've said it all to myself too many times. 

Got questions? My November Q&A post is still open. Assuming you're super tier and it's still November of course. Which you should be if you can see this mega tier video. Fu...

god i hate people

I hope you're all staying safe from the cold, southern hemisphere excluded. 

Winter has definitely made a grand entrance here with a little snowfall and freezing cold wind. I've been going on walks purely so I don't have to listen to temper tantrums from the second I wake up and it is a task to defrost my hands afterwards. 

Do you guys have problems with painfully dry air, too? I definitely took the rain and fog of the first half of November for granted. Now I...

Judge Dredd Haircut - Outtakes

No comment cause I'm not feeling well today. Enjoy

Judge Dredd Haircut

The story: You gathered the courage to ask out your crush whom you see around the building every now and again. She's perfect - she's everything you've ever asked for... And you really want to leave a good impression. You planned out an expensive date to give her the best time possible and have been impatiently anticipating that special day. You go to work as usual, barely wasting a thought on your tasks when a sudden explosion in your sector hits you and singes your hair. You p...

Soothing Escape - Spa Soundscape

Extended version now added. Fall asleep to over an hour of white noise for those of us with stubborn insomnia *raises hand*

IT'S BOKEH, BITCH.  

Can you blame me? lol

The past months I've been exhausting myself trying to make my videos amazing that I had to do something low key to change it up. It still took a couple attempts to get usable footage but he...

why am I loved only when I'm gone?

This set of photos I'm sharing in my various "Behind The Scenes" but-really-I -just-feel-chatty posts is my personal tribute to autumn. Even with the most amazing cameras, it's not possible to capture exactly what your eyes see - so I work with filters to superimpose the vibe I'm going for on my photos. That's the kind of photographer I am. Photos are so much more than pretty pictures. They have the power to convey emotion and complex ideas. To me personally, unfiltered photos u...

new year, new me?

Ha, I tricked you into clicking on this post with this cliché four word sentence that you would see buzzing around in about two months time. But I just really wanted to share some interesting observations since the start of the Pagan new year. 

I don't know about anyone else (feedback wanted) but ever since Samhain I very much feel like I've come out of a very, very long nightmare. I'm not sure what it is - I'm just not constantly miserable anymore. Tha...

⛥November Download⛥

No need to worry, you didn't miss the poll. I decided to skip it because I only managed to make two videos in October so there isn't much of a choice. Instead, I want to start off the month by giving you 2/2 mp3 downloads. Hopefully this month goes better. I definitely got off on the right foot today which is a lovely omen for the start of a new cycle around the sun. Enjoy 

🍰 My Favorite Treats In Germany 🍰

I'm proud to present this delicious video that's nothing short of food porn. 

Do not take a shot for everytime I say something snobbish. 

Thank you for letting me entertain you by eating my favorite snacks for a month. I hope you enjoy watching this show and tell food porn mashup of awesome stuff and I hope you have an amazing Halloween. 

I'm gonna try to enjoy my evening and ignore the stupid neighbors over here. Cheers!

🎃 German Halloween Candy 🎃

Oh yes I did. 

I hope you like this 20 minute video all about Halloween in Germany and the candy we give out. What kind of special Halloween stuff do you have where you're from? Do you celebrate at all? We are stoked af for Halloween and the Livechat tomorrow and the upcoming dark videos mixed with super cozy ones. At this point I have an upset tummy from all the candy but will I still appropriately eat a bunch of it in the Libra sex signs reading next month? Uhhh yes. 

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Halloween Livechat

Thank you guys for taking the time to hang out! I'm glad you enjoyed the mix of spooks and triggers. Looking forward to the November Livechat!

will I ever be enough?

I hope you like this autumnal photo of our town's very own castle. 

One of the rarer shoots that I went on in broad daylight. History lives on and even though we may wish to return to simpler times, thinking that surely, people must have been less douchy back then (at least there were less of them) - we still have these reminders of those who came before us. Beautiful, ornate buildings - magnificently crafted... A time in which architecture was a real art, as...

⛥October Q&A⛥

Good morning. I usually wait until way at the end of the month to answer your questions, but I'm at this point in my cycle where all I want to do is sleep and anything that isn't candy has become virtually indigestible to me. So this is probably the most productive thing I can do in my 6 hour wake period. Let's roll out your awesome questions! Get a cup of tea and make yourself comfortable. 

We know you are a fan of Bailey's, have you tried any of the other flavours? (E...