Ask Joe Bob: Boiled Peanuts Edition
First things first: Boiled Peanuts rule.
Secondly, here is the pic JB refers to in this vid. Thanks so much for taking this, John, and for sending in this question. Keep ‘em coming, Patron Saints! 🤠❤️❤️
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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Voting Edition
I'm sick of these "It's your responsibility to vote" ads. If you're not paying attention and you don't know who's running for office, it's your responsibility NOT to vote.
2022-11-09 00:09:27 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Election Edition
Tomorrow we fight over which political party gets to enforce its rules on us. Both parties use the slogans of 40 years ago to fight old battles because creating a new message of hope would require acknowledging that my adversary is also my brother.
(Selfie sent to me today from the set of the indie film he’s currently shooting. 😋)
2022-11-08 00:40:19 +0000 UTC View PostSaturn 3 & Chained Heat 2 (Air Date: 2/14/97)
Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we are celebrating Valentine’s Day the Drive-in way with 2 complete cl-ass-sicks. I’m especially in ❤️ with Chained Heat 2. That is perfect romantic viewing in my eyes! 🥰
Here are the Drive-In totals to help you tear the ❤️ outta Saturday night…Enjoy! 💘
Saturn 3
Start the ...
First segment: Before the flick.
Second segment: (4:50) 2022-11-05 23:27:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Narcissist Edition
Can we just retire the word "narcissist"? It's used whenever anyone does anything out of self-interest, which is--hello!--100 per cent of humankind
2022-11-05 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob Column 11/89
Happy Friday, Patreon Pals! Here’s a lil extra Friday Fun fer yer viewing pleasure.
Enjoy the Wisdom of JB, and have a wonderful weekend! 🖤
2022-11-05 05:16:52 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Writing Edition
If the written word is becoming obsolete, why do so many people write words on their skin? The popularity of the tattooed word means words are pretty fucking powerful.
2022-11-04 14:54:25 +0000 UTC View PostBloodspell (Air Date: 11/11/89)
(Outro: 4:13)
Happy Humpday, homies! Hope y’all had a super fun Halloween, and aren’t giving in too much to the post-Halloween blues. (Remember every day is Spooky Season in your 🖤!)
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Bloodspell, but JB really makes it sound like a must-watch here. 😉 I am excited about FairyTales, though. I’m going to see if I can find that one, and maybe we can do a special watchalong with his segments included!
Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Weather Edition
Wild weather--hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, typhoons, wind storms--are comforting to us. Because we all agree on what the rules are. Anybody zonked by the wild weather is a 100 percent victim. Anybody who helps somebody else dig out of the wild weather is a 100 percent hero. The aftermath of wild weather means we all agree that people should be helped with donations and government assistance. Nobody fights over wild weather. Nobody says "He deserved it because he bought that cheap aluminum s...
2022-11-02 22:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostHalloween III w/ Monstervision segments (Air Date: 5/30/97)
Happy Halloween treat Numero Two-O: Here’s Halloween 3 WITH the MV segments added in fer ya!
You might notice he gave this movie ⭐️ ⭐️. His actual rating for it is 1/2 a ⭐️ (you can find his OG print review out there that still says that), but the MV High Sheriffs thought he was being TOO mean & made him raise his rating.
Enjoy, and have an AMAZING Halloween! 🎃
PS- Here’s what the new mugs for Patron Saints
looks...
2022-10-31 21:54:14 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Halloween!!!!
its our night, Patreon Pals! More 🎃 treats in store for you later, but here’s a lil something to start things off right! 🎃🖤🖤
2022-10-31 05:59:21 +0000 UTC View PostNeptune Factor & When Time Ran Out (Air Date: 1/24/97)
We just got back from our Chopping Mall screening. Thank you so much to everyone who came out to spend part of their Halloweekend with us.
My condition for working g w JB on Halloween is that he HAS to dress up with me. This year he said I could pick whatever I wanted as long as he didn’t have to wear a wig or makeup. This is what I went with… 😋
He...
2022-10-30 05:20:59 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Postal Edition
Seventeen out of every 20 applicants fail the postal workers exam.
And yet those three elite over-achievers can't put the right letter in the right box.
fDon’t worry y’all…as a fake postal worker I’m offended by this for ya. 😉 And side note, my third annual Halloween pod with Chris Jericho came out yesterday. If ya feel like giving it a listen and maybe even letting ‘em know you liked it, I’d be very much obliged. I’d 🖤 to keep doing these, and it gets ...
2022-10-29 18:05:14 +0000 UTC View PostVCR Overnight w/ Dangerous Company, Hard Ticket to Hawaii & Acapulco Gold (Air Date: 11/3/89)
Sorry to get this out so late, but this vid is a Friday night Ironman Marathon, so I guess it's sort of appropriately late. :)
I also wanted to give a merch update for anyone that might be wondering why they haven't received their next item. So apparently when Patreon rolled out the new updates, they had a glitch that disconnected the merch journey for almost every creator. They’ve been trying all month to reset the merch journey to the original start date (so things would continue as...
2022-10-29 04:50:09 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Economics Edition
The main way Amazon benefits the economy is that we buy a lot of stuff based on the picture, realize when it arrives that it's not what we wanted, fail to return it on time, then buy another version of it.
We're expanding the retail economy by 20 percent!
2022-10-29 01:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostNarrow World: Week 2 (Air Date: 6/91)
The Halloweek treats continue with another edition of JB’s Narrow World. 🎃🖤
2022-10-28 03:49:59 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Worldly Edition
It's time to retire the term "Third World." Nobody using it has read the original Alfred Sauvy article and so it's just used as a putdown. If you happen to be living in Chad, or Sri Lanka, or Uruguay, your surroundings are the First World and the Only World.
2022-10-27 13:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostThey Live, Fiona, and Rolling Vengeance VCR Overnight (Air Date: 11/10/89)
And here’s your Halloweek treat for today. I would've been all about these Iron Man Marathons. We’ve gotta figure out a way to do something like this now… 🤔
2022-10-27 03:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostRabid (Air Date: 11/4/89)
(Outro: 4:32)
Happy Halloweek Humpday, homies! 😋 Tonight we have the Marilyn Chambers classic, Rabid. We showed this one during the original marathon. and I’d love to show the Soska Sisters’ remake sometime!
if you happen to be in the Rochester-y area this Halloweekend, come hang with us. I’m making JB dress up! 🎃🖤🖤
Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Football Edition
Why is there a two-minute warning in professional football? Who's being warned? Blind people who can't see the clock?
2022-10-25 19:31:35 +0000 UTC View PostJB's Drive-In Column (Air Date: 6/91)
Day 2 of our Halloweek treats…Enjoy! 🎃🖤
2022-10-25 19:22:49 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob’s 2nd Thought of the Day: Mutant Edition
f I can make a remark about etymology that sets off fighting and insults among THIS crowd, the Mutants, the people I consider the most accepting and open-minded in the world, then we're fucked.
2022-10-25 03:58:53 +0000 UTC View PostNarrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Air Date: 6/91)
Happy Halloween Week, Patreon Pals!
I missed posting your Friday Fun this week bc it was such a hectic wknd. To help make up for that I’m gonna give you a full festive week of JB treats as we count down to our big night!
Here‘s treat Numero Uno, groovie ghoulies! 🎃🖤🖤
2022-10-24 18:49:59 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob’s Thought of the Day: On Demand Edition
Why do they call it abortion-on-demand? No one is demanding one. People are begging to find a place to do it. It should be called abortion-on-beg.
UPDATE FROM ME: Please be kind in the comments. JB is allowed to have different opinions from you, and welcomes FRIENDLY debate. Likewise, you are allowed to have different opinions from other Patreon-ers. It doesn’t mean we can’t all be friendly to each other.
Also, JB loves that he has one place to be able to writ...
2022-10-24 16:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe Company of Wolves (Air Date: 3/25/00)
Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! I hope y’all enjoyed the Haunted Halloween Hangout last night. It was one of my very favorite shows we‘ve ever done, and hanging with 3 of my childhood heroes was insanely amazing/surreal!
Here are tonight’s time codes for ya…Enjoy & have ALL THE FUN as we close in on the last lil bit of Halloween month!!! 🎃🖤🖤
The Company of Wolves
Start the ...
First segment: 2022-10-23 02:29:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Email Edition
I don't want to join your file storage app. If you want me to look at something, there's this thing called an attachment.
2022-10-20 12:50:20 +0000 UTC View PostFinal Alliance & Blood Relations (Air Date: 6/8/91)
Happy Humpday, homies! We are just 2 DAYS away from our Haunted Halloween Hangout!! So happy we get to celebrate Halloween together…with Elvira!! (And another super rad horror superstar I’m not allowed to discuss yet… 😋)
We also have our Trick or Treat Discord watchalong TOMW night, so if you’re a glutton for punishment & can handle hanging with me twice in a row, join us tomw ni...
2022-10-20 03:25:13 +0000 UTC View PostJoe Bob’s Thought of the Day: MTV Edition
In August of 1981 MTV aired its first music video and went on to premiere the greatest songs and concerts of a generation, changing the culture and enlarging our consciousness.
In November of 2022 MTV will air the 1,000th episode of "Ridiculousness."
A Halloween Treat from Shudder
This was part of Shudder’s 🎃 Advent Calender today. if you didn’t happen to get one of those, you can still check it out here. 🤠🖤
(If you‘ve had trouble using the QR code, here’s a link for ya instead. 🖤https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1SIa89qFvqzUwoOQLnwcRUVM-jnzVowcf)
2022-10-18 20:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostTrick or Treat Riffalong Thursday Night!
Howdy, Patron Saints! Just wanted to make it officially official that we will be doing a watch & riff along viewing of Trick or Treat this Thursday night at 9pm ET over in the Discord.
If you have any questions, including how to navigate Discord, leave a comment here and we’ll help ya out. Hope to see a bunch of you Thursday night (and even more of you Friday during the Haunted Halloween Hangout on Shudder)!
2022-10-17 23:34:14 +0000 UTC View Post