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House IV & Hidden II w Full Movies (Air Date: 2/23/99)

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! 

Tonight I bring you this double feature WITH the movies. I’m planning to do this at least once a month now,focusing mostly on the harder to find titles.

Enjoy teasing the 🖤 outta Saturday night/Sunday AM, fright fiends! 🥰

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Spectrum Edition

"He's on the spectrum."
 "She's somewhere on the spectrum."
  Are we ALL on The Spectrum?

American Cyborg, Ski School II & Malibu Express (Air Date: 2/3/96)

(Bridge 3:40, Outro: 8:41)

Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight we have an episode that’s a lil sad bc he’s talking about the cancellation of Drive-In Theater. I know at the time he was really worried about what was gonna happen to him after that, but as all is Future Folks know things turned out just fine. It was during this lil span between DiT & his taking over Monstervision hosting duties that he went on actual auditions and got all Those sweet roles in movies like Casino and Face...

This Month’s Watchalong Date/Time

Howdy, Patron Saints! In typical JB fashion he gave us short notice re. his watchalong availability, but better late than never, I reckon. 🤷‍♀️

THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT at 10pm ET/ 7pm PT he’ll be watching  Hollywood Blvd II with us in the Discord. I know it’s kinda late for a lot of you, but it’s the only time he’s got so I hope you can join us.

As always, if you need help navigating Discord, you can do a # search to find the instructional videos we’v...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Hate Crime Edition

Every time a mad gunman murders a bunch of people, the reporter says "police are investigating whether it's a hate crime or not." IT'S A MURDER. HATE IS INVOLVED.

The Death of the Kahiki

(An article JB wrote on 2000 about the last party at one of the nation’s most legendary Tiki bars…Happy Sunday Funday, Patreon Pals! 🖤)

I wasn't really looking for Bruce, but there he was, sitting in a tropical fan chair, fondling a wicked skull mug, looking like Sylvester the cat at a Tweety-bird memorial service.

By the time I found him, Bruce had been living at the Kahi...

Highlander & The Seventh Sign (Air Date: 1/9/99)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have a heckuva double feature for ya. we all know Highlander rules, but I‘d forgotten how much I used to like Seventh Sign, too. I’m totally inspired to go back and watch it now with JB’s insights guiding the way. 🥰

Here are the time codes for ya…Enjoy! ❤️

Start the ...

Highlander

First segment: Before the flick.

Second segment: About...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Flying Edition

When people get onto a crowded plane, 99% of us get along, chat, even joke despite being from different parts of the country, different ages, different political orientations, different gender identities. Why can't Congress do the same?

Glitch (Air Date: 8/26/89)

(Outro 3:33)

Happy Humpday Day, homies!

I‘m in Vegas with JB this week, prepping for the big VDay episode & this year‘s Jamboree. We got to go tour the West Wind today, and it got me extra excited! I think this year is gonna be AMAZING. I can’t wait to share the official deets with you (soon!) 

I‘ve never seen Glitch, but it has 40 breasts and JB still thinks it sucks? That’s got me very curious…It can’t possibly be THAT bad, could it? 🤔 If you�...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Wedding Edition

After watching the trailer for "Shotgun Wedding" starring Jennifer Lopez, which premieres next week, I would rather watch the 1963 "Shotgun Wedding" written by Ed Wood.

Just a reminder…

Please DO NOT send messages here. The Patreon message system is flawed/confusing & I had to stop using it ages ago. I‘ve asked for ways to turn it off completely but as of now there is no way to do that.

If you want to reach me about anything Patreon-related the best way is via TheLostDriveIn@gmail.com . If it’s specifically about merch, it’s helpful to put the merch you are asking about in the subject line (ie “Blu-Ray”) . 

I do get several hundred emails there...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Avicii Edition

They were using Avicii music today as transitions during the Vikings-Giants game, and every time I hear Avicii it makes me sad--because of how messy that suicide was, because of how young he was. I guess we should be grateful that they're preserving his work by constantly licensing it out, but shouldn't we stop every once in a while and ask why our culture chews up so many young talented people? They don't even mention his name anymore when they use the music.

(The video I in...

Beastmaster 1 & 2 (Air Date: 10/4/96)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have Beastmaster night…which seemed to be a frequent theme for Monstervision. They just LOVED showing these flicks, and it was definitely my introduction to the series. 

Before I lay the time codes on ya, I want to thank everyone who showed up to the Chinese Theater in Hollywood tonight to watch The Mummy with me. I was nervous as heck to speak without JB there, but I ended up having fun & it was awesone seeing some familiar faces t...

Thought of the Day: George Washington Edition

At the Natural Bridge historic site in Virginia, they tell you not to carve your initials into the rock--and then show you the place where George Washington carved his initials into the rock. I'll bet he took home some classified documents, too.

Merch Update

Happy Friday the 13th, Patron Saints!

I'm still getting back to the last few people with merch issues, but wanted to update everyone that the new shirt from Patreon will be on its way soon! They're making and shipping them now, so hopefully in about a week or so people will start receiving them. They will go to anyone that has been a Patron Saint for the last 3 months or longer.

Patreon is also sending out the mugs to people that were missing them. I'm still trying to re...

Friday the 13th Marathon (Air Date: 10/31/98)

Howdy, homies! I know I’ve posted this one before, but this version is from a new tape I found WITH our upgraded remastering process  I figured I’d share the new version with you on this Hugh Holy Day. 🤠🙏

Here are the time codes for ya…Enjoy & Happy Jason Day, my fiends! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

First break: About 19:14 in after they walk away from the archery range

Second break: About 32:58 in, after Crazy Ralph rides off

Third break: About 46:...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Virtual Reality Edition

Now that those Virtual Reality headsets are linked to all the Artificial Intelligence stuff and you can stick real-life avatars in there, every corporation in America should devote one break room to a fully equipped VR set-up with medieval weapons and avatars of everyone
who works in the building, and every once in a while employees can go in there and murder their bosses. Just think of the productivity benefits.

Unmasking the Idol (Air Date: 8/18/89)

It‘s still technically Wednesday here in El Lay, so I’m just under the gun with this one 😋

Hope you’re having a wonderful week, Patreon Pals!

PS- JB is officially a minister now! 🥰👏👏

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Covid Edition

We're coming up on the three-year anniversary of Covid, and here's what I've learned so far:

     1. It's not spread through the air.

     2. It's spread through the air.

     3. Masks are not necessary.

     4. Masks are mandatory.

     5. Any cloth mask makes us safer.

     6. Only the KN95 mask makes us safer.

   &n...

Any Jerk Can Host Promo (Air Date: 8/89)

Happy Sunday Funday, Patreon Pals! Here’s just a lil something extra to help end your weekend with a smile! 🥰

Side note: I’m slowly but surely catching up on all the merch stuff around here. Really appreciate y’all being patient with me in the meantime, and as always, if you’re having any issues the best way to reach me is via TheLostDriveIn@gmail.com. ❤️

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Bills Mafia Edition

Okay, I've gotta stop tearing up over Damar Hamlin stories. It's one thing to cry during Damar's first conscious moment, or during interviews with his dad or his coach or his doctor, but when I cry during an interview with Roger Goodell, something is seriously wrong with me.

(He’s not kidding. He’s been crying like a baby all AM. 😋❤️) 

Goonies & Gremlins (Air Date: 4/11/98)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals!

Tonight we have 2 undeniable classics, so I am STUNNED at the rating he gave Goonies!! I would’ve given him such a talking to if I’d known him back in these days!  😋

Enjoy tearing the ❤️ outta Saturday night, the Drive-In Way. Here are the time codes to help ya out with that… 🥰❤️❤️

The Goonies

Start the ...

First segment: Before the flick.

Seco...