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Unmasking the Idol (Air Date: 8/18/89)

It‘s still technically Wednesday here in El Lay, so I’m just under the gun with this one 😋

Hope you’re having a wonderful week, Patreon Pals!

PS- JB is officially a minister now! 🥰👏👏




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Congrats, Brother JB! :)

Thomas Backman

oh yea that Is super cool. congratulations! :D

B Sharps are more like the mechanic. I just hope his name isn't Quintana. 8 year olds, dude.

GeddyLeeRoth

If you’re referring to the carpenter born in Bethlehem, most likely since the odds of any given individual from that era of being heavier or taller than me are very slim. If you’re referring to the mechanic on Pico Blvd in El Lay, then no -he’s got me beat by 50 lbs. and many square inches of epidermal surface area.

You may get right to the nitty and do your horizontal mambo binness.

Probably! 😋

I know pronounce you beast and breast. You may now aardvark the bride.

GeddyLeeRoth

This dude abides. If only there were a church for MST3K and Rifftrax. Our personal Christmas savior is Patrick Swayze and God would be...Nick Nolte just for the long white beard?

GeddyLeeRoth

"all four beatles" So, you're bigger than Jesus?

GeddyLeeRoth

All set to officiate the wedding someone got on the x-Mas episode. Princess Die, do you have an official duty at the wedding?

Will we now be addressing him as Reverend and is there going to be a Holy Bolo for when he's performing his ministries?

Excellent! I’m ordained by the same church, as are all four Beatles, Billy Gibbons, John Waters, Lady Gaga, and Wolfman Jack. I’ve officiated five weddings over the last 12 years and only one has resulted in divorce. I’m guessing JB and the LDI team is already on it, but some states have certain requirements for ULC and out-of-state ministers (Nevada is one of them) that should be reviewed ahead of time. Some states like Tennessee won’t recognize a ULC ordination at all.

Heh. The Church of the Latter-Day Dude would've been closer to the drive-in spirit. ;) (I say this as a fully ordained minister of Dudeism.) That said, good luck, JB! I can't wait to be a virtual wedding attendee.

Douglas Roark

Woohoo!

Will he turn heel becoming a televangelist and go totally meta with an episode of God Stuff on himself?!?

Congratulations!


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