Happy Humpday, Patreon Pals! Tonight JB is discussing the AMAZING Slumber Party Massacre II. I’m so stoked we got to show this one on The Last Drive-In, too! 🖤
I hope you’re having a wonderful week. Sending a whole lotta love to you from rainy El Lay tonight! 🖤🖤
2023-01-05 03:39:47 +0000 UTC View PostJust wanted to give y‘all a quick merch update. Everyone that’s been a Patron Saint for 3 months or longer will be receiving the new tee shirt this week.
Anyone that didn’t receive their holiday card but still wants one (it’s always the holidays in your ❤️… 😉), please write me at thelostdrivein@gmail.com and put “Card” in the subject. If you’re missing the mug, do the same and put “Mug“ in the subject. Or if it’s just a general merch question you can j...
2023-01-04 19:41:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The real reason they can't elect a Speaker of the House is that they can't find an American citizen willing to dwell in any house occupied by those 435 residents.
2023-01-04 01:47:28 +0000 UTC View Post
My New Year's resolution is to spend more time with the actual heart and soul of The Last Drive-in, the Mutant Family. I've been fired so many times in my life that I can't keep track of them all, and every time it happened the only reason I got a new job is that some executive somewhere noticed I could bring a bunch of fans to his party. Those fans are responsible for whatever success I've had and whatever paychecks I've received and I would like to meet and thank as many of them as possible...
2023-01-02 23:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY NEW YEAR, PATREON PALS!!!
For some of you it’s already next year, but for us West Coasters the party is just getting started!! 🎉
Wherever you are and however you’re celebrating, I hope you have a wonderful New Year. Here’s a lil Night of the Lepus action to help ya start 2023 off right (it’s the year of the rabbit, after all! 😉) ❤️🎉🎉🎉
Night of the Lepus
Start the ...
First segment: Befor...
2023-01-01 06:17:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Journeyman director Ruggero Deodato got more praise in the one day after his death than in the previous 58 years of making exploitation films in multiple genres. If you loved him that much, people, you shoulda told him.
2022-12-29 23:28:29 +0000 UTC View Post
If Hollywood celebrities go to the French island of St. Bart's every Christmas to "escape" and "take time for myself," why do they publish 17 jillion selfies on the beach? Wouldn't the idea be that they're hiding from us? That they don't want us to know where they are?
2022-12-29 06:36:39 +0000 UTC View Post(Bridge: 5:40, Outro 10:43)
Happy Humpday, Homies! Here’s your dose o’Drive-In Theater for this week. This one’s got quite the rant on it!!
I hope the last week of 2022 is going great for you…Enjoy, and don’t forget that tomorrow is our New Year’s Evil watchalong is tomorrow. if you’re part of the Discord, join us! ❤️❤️
Howdy, Patron Saints! Finally got another #AskJoeBob for ya! To answer the question he asks me in this: Both. He can do both. 😋
Don‘t forget we are having a lil NYE pre-gaming watchalong of New Year’s Evil this Thursday at 8pm ET in the Discord. If you need help figuring out how to navigate your way around there drop a comment & we’ll help ya out! ❤️
2022-12-28 03:15:24 +0000 UTC View PostA follow/up to the previous vid, on location in Gallup, New Mexico. 🤠
2022-12-26 01:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostScary Cryptmas, Patreon Pals! Here’s a lil’ bonus horrorday treat for you. (Sunday Funday: The 🌲 Edition 😉💚❤️)
I‘m also going to re-post the vid I took of him discussing his Bolo preferences while we were actually on the road shopping for ’em. People ask about that all the time, and I know I’ve uploaded it here before, but I figure it’ll save you the trouble of searching for it if you wanna know more about that. (It’s very similar to what he says in this video...
2022-12-26 01:09:20 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Christmas Eve, Patreon Pals! If your family is like mine, you do a lot of football watching over the holidays. That’s why I thought this super sized ep would be weirdly appropriate for tonight. 🥰 JB also thinks we should do a “Go to the Super Bowl with Us” auction for charity next year (if we do the Christmas auction thing again), so thats another reason I consider this a semi-Christmassy ep. It’s inspiration for next year’s festivities! 😋
Enjoy and have a wonderfu...
2022-12-25 03:50:57 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're planning to close your business today or tomorrow, do NOT put "So Our Employees Can Be With Their Families" on the fucking door sign. The most likely person to be reading the sign DOES NOT HAVE A FAMILY.
2022-12-24 20:51:29 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Homies! Tonight we have the closest ep I could find to airing on Christmas. His Christmas here is quite a bit different than the ones he does nowadays, but still just as touching. 😉
Hope you’re having an amazing week, Patreon Pals. Happy Holidays if you’re celebrating! 🎄❤️
2022-12-22 06:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The President of Ukraine came to Washington today and delivered a more articulate speech to Congress than any of the Congresspeople are capable of, and English is not even his first language. Ukraine was led by a series of lame-o politicians until they wised up and ELECTED A COMEDIAN. We should take the fuck heed.
2022-12-22 03:07:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight is the longest night of the year and tomorrow is the shortest day of the year, meaning we're in the middle of the Winter Solstice and nobody has enough Vitamin D, which is why you're feeling lethargic, exhausted and irritable.
Use it! Refuse to cooperate! Take a nap! "You really expect me to answer your stupid question on the day when nature itself has leeched all the vigor out of my very being?"
2022-12-21 02:47:42 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Thank you so much to everyone who tuned in for the Ghoultide Gathering last night. I hope you had fun, and I think we’re gonna do some really positive stuff for this year‘s charities! We super appreciate everyone who helped out with that in any way! You still have time to check out the auction items or just donate outright if you’d like. Check out all the fun stuff at https:...
2022-12-18 03:19:15 +0000 UTC View PostA lil extra Friday Fun for ya since the first one was so short (and a tad disturbing 😉). ❤️❤️
2022-12-17 00:53:33 +0000 UTC View PostAs you can see he was super stoked to do this… 😋 See you guys in just a couple of hours for the Ghoultide Get-Together!
2022-12-17 00:11:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The most wonderful loving praise of recently dead people is most loudly voiced by people who despised them in life.
2022-12-16 03:26:06 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro: 3:59)
Happy Humpday, homies! Today we have the very festive “Blood on Satan’s Claw” for your viewing pleasure. 😋 We also get an extremely epic rant & some mighty fine singin’ from JB in this.
Enjoy, and we’ll see you in just TWO DAYS for the 🎄 special…Eeeeep! (Now is the time when nerves really start to kick in! 😓🙏❤️💚❤️)
2022-12-14 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Most New Yorkers were startled to witness the wild street celebration when Morocco defeated Portugal to reach the semi-finals of the World Cup--because nobody knew there were that many Moroccans living in New York.
The place they celebrated was Steinway Street in Astoria, Queens, the same street where Steinway pianos have been made by hand since 1880 because of the German immigrant Henry Steinway, and the same Steinway Street where Tony Bennett first sang a...
2022-12-14 22:14:34 +0000 UTC View PostSomebody on Tik Tok said I must have had a recent facelift. I can't decide whether that's a compliment or an insult.
On the one hand, they could mean, "He can't possibly look that youthful." On the other hand, they could mean, "That's the shittiest facelift I've ever seen."
If I did have a facelift, and somebody said, "Hey, look, he had a facelift," I would be mad at the surgeon. I don't see anything wrong with facelifts, though. Look at Bob Barker, who turned 99 yeste...
2022-12-13 19:21:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s been a tough weekend for me (Jericho lost the belt, Brady had a game so bad they switched to showing the Panthers game in like the 3rd quarter…*ouch*!!! 😞)
I could use a lil goofy cheer right now, so if you are in the same boat I hope this bit o’classic JB silliness helps put a 😃 on your face.
i hope the upcoming week is a wonderful one for you (it’s new Last Drive-In week! 🥰) Sending lots of ❤️❤️❤️ and horrorday cheer your way, and we’ll see ...
Howdy, y’all! This was way easier to piece together than I’d expected so…Surprise! Double Post! 😋
I‘m not gonna take down the original post with segments only bc there are already comments posted there, so now you have your choice on how you wanna view this Corey Feldman cl-ass-sick! 🤠🖤
2022-12-11 10:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE: I just posted this ep w the Full movie, so if you’re interested in actually watching this Feldman fright flick go check that out. Otherwise, here’s the previously posted version, already in progress… 😉❤️❤️,
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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals!
Tonight we have a movie I’ve never even heard of before, but it has my first (human) crush Corey Feldman in it, so I looked it up to see what I’d...
2022-12-11 04:15:55 +0000 UTC View Post
While pissing away billions of dollars in other people's money, Sam Bankman-Fried and his cohorts at FTX were paying $5,000 a day to have vegan lunches delivered to their headquarters in the Bahamas.
Let that be a lesson to you.
2022-12-10 15:31:58 +0000 UTC View Post
A thousand years from now, historians will be going over the half-forgotten history of the 21st century, and one of them will go, ”Wait! What? The United States had imprisoned an international arms dealer and probable KGB agent responsible for tens of thousands of dead people, and Russia had imprisoned a basketball player, and they traded them even-steven? They were really CRAZY about professional women's hoops in the U.S."
2022-12-09 02:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro 4:00)
Happy Humpda, homies! I’ve never seen this flick before, but the way he describes it is super intriguing. It’s definitely moved to the top of my post-Christmas viewing list.
And speaking of Christmas viewing, JB has given me an official date for the Discord Watchalong with him this month. He’s available to hang with us the night after our Christmas special on Shudder. So join us Saturday the 17th for that if you’d like to. He hasn’t given me a movie ch...
2022-12-08 05:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Care for a scone?
No thanks, I'll just finish up this shellacked slab of granite with blueberries on . . . Oh OK, yeah, I have a scone already but thanks.
2022-12-07 16:24:59 +0000 UTC View Post