I just remembered that I buried Thea somewhere.
But where?
I'll sure I'll remember someday.
Or someone else, a kind soul, will help her out of her predicament.
Or maybe it was just all a dream.
Life isn't real enough these days, I feel.
Might be just a long dream.
Or a simulation.
Are you still reading this shit?
I don't even remember what this post is about.
Oh yeah.
Thea is lost.
Let's hope she in found.
...
You should all know this by now but this is a refresher.
Handlegirls have handles.
Pulvinus is a pillowgirl.
Stressgirls is a stressgirl. They good as for to relieve the stress.
No go, go and spread my words. Also share my Patreon at the same time. Why not.
Sebastien LOVES to hang out at our place. Not sure why. It's not like we go out of our ways to please him... Delphine and I just do what we do... Doesn't really matter if he's there or not.
I know he really, really loves when Ember takes off her mask and do that disgusting thing she does with her mouth.
It could also be the male-companionship he developed with Penguin. These two could drink cheap beer and talk about cars, sports team and of course, women. Although they use the ...
Sharing is caring.
Armless sharing is armless caring.
...
What?
Stressgirls are not the ideal, as for to kissing.
Kissing will get them very, very excited.
But mostly, you don't really have access to their mouth.
Stressgirls shouldn't for to have a mouth.
So you know... Get a Pulvinus instead. As for to kissing.
FIN
One of the many laws I enacted during my time in office is the PIPR law.
I cannot stand people leashing their dogs outside the bathroom.
I will take these dogs home.
In Fallu City, it is illegal for to do so.
Just bring the puppygirl in the bathroom.
You might even find a use for her.
The best thing about Handlegirls is the handles. That is what allows you to handle them. Because of the handles.
2023-12-12 02:16:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I love when Victoria is all ready for to be played with.
Although I love the preparation process.
So I don't really like it.
I'll make her pay for that.
Limbless Thea might not be good at handjobs but...
Everybody is... Has a use.
There is always one student that is the teacher's favorite.
I wonder how they choose.
For to me, it would be the student that brings me a Coca-Cola everyday.
The more the winter is. the more your very favorite heroine loves to fantasize about being buried in hot sand on a perfect beach.
You don't know, because you don't live in canada.
Other countries don't have snow and winter.
It's all about sun, playa-beaches, cocktails with fruits in it, dancing in the streets and la macarena.
Here, it's snow everywhere. Just snow. Snow is not sexy. I try to make it sexy, with peril-damsel-style bondage scenario in rising snow but e...
"Thank you for coming over Penguin, Stella and Bigail. I didn't want to watch L'Amour, La Romance Et La Séduction alone tonight."
"I wouldn't have come if you told me I would be on footrest duty again..."
"Again!? Are you saying that you were on footrest duty last time!?"
"YES! I thought I would be on cuddle-straitdress duty this time..."
"That is a shame... We'll have to make sure this conundrum is fixed by the next time you come here."
"Why can't we fix i...
Thea entered the kitchen. At the table, a cute penguinboy and a cute sheepgirl were sitting down at the table. In front of empty plates, they were holding their forks. Thea asked, bitchly:
"The fuck are you doing!?"
"Waiting for lunch... Delphine is working so... We're kinda waiting for you to get started... We would love either cow burgers, or a fondue."
"Are you insane!? I'm not going to cook for you, you little brat! Now leave me alone!"
"You gonna let us die of...
Pillowgirls have the right to relax at the public bathhouse too. Actually I don't know.
2023-12-10 02:06:29 +0000 UTC View Post
*Stressful Breaking News Music*
"Good evening, people at home. This is an emergency broadcast of some breaking news. The breaking news is... Nature: Documented, everyone's very favorite TV show about the documentation of nature, is starting...
NOW!!!"
*Epic Opening Music With African Bongos And Shit Like Animal Sounds*
"Bonjour back. My host name is, of, Behgail LaPetitemouton. And welcome back to... Our show. My show. Tonight, we talk about a very popular animalgi...
"Hello back. The host is me. Again. Behgail LaPetitemouton. Is my name. Welcome. And tonight. We talk about.
The bunnygirl."
*Opening Song, Which Is Really Good*
"Welcome back. Tonight, on Nature: Documentation, we talk about the mighty forest animal known such as the bunnygirl.
Also known as the rabbitgirl, the bunnygirl doesn't really have any use for the humans. We don't really eat them, because ewww. We don't really make clothes out of their furs because we n...
Everybody needs for to Christmas-shop. Even MrArgent.
Because of his smart, like me, he does it in one go.
It's very harder, because you have so much to carry.
Fortunately, MrArgent is a man in the prime of his life and has many muscles. Carrying stuffs is something he can do easily. I once saw him carry 2 knocked-out women at the same time, one on each shoulder. He is super strong.
"Can we... Drop these... At the car... Please... MrArgent...???"
"Do you t...
"Hi. And welcome back. To your very favorite TV show about documenting nature: Nature: Documented. My name is your host and tonight, I mean, It is I, your very favorite TV show host, Behgail LaPetitemouton. And tonight, we will get learnt about another animalgirl.
Ladies and gentlemen... The piggygirl!!!
Look at this little fuck!!!
They're cute but they are so dirty... Yuck... They play in mud all day and they stink...
Look at her.
She's completely cluele...
Because the relation between Christian and Phoebe/Jojo was going a bit too goodly, Thea has gotten herself very jelly, as they say.
She now makes sure they are separated at all time. The only person they should be allowed to touch is Thea anyway... Right?
"I'm sorry, Thea? Could Jojo and I have just one night tog-"
"Shut up, Chris! I'm watching my very favorite nature documentation TV show on my cellular telephone!"
Alexandra loves to go to the beach, as for to relax. Because of her Brazilian blood.
2023-12-09 03:59:29 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hi. I am your host, Behgail LaPetitemouton. Tonight, on Nature: Documented, we will learn everything about a very important animalgirl: The Border Collie Puppygirl.
As a Sheepgirl, I believe these Puppygirls are for to be the very best thing that can happen to us. They keep us in line. And safe. They are very, very smart. Right, Delphine!?"
"Grrrrr..."
"Well... This one might need a bit more for to be trained but do not worry, most of them are kind and lovely. She's a ma...
"Delphine... Why can't I come in the kitchen... What are you hiding from me... Are you cheating on me??? What's going on in there..."
"It's a secret, Bigail! Stop trying to open the door! Just go smoke or something..."
"I DON'T WANNA SMOKE, DELPHINE! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE... So... I'm gonna go smoke right now... But when I come back, you need to tell me the secret."
"You CANNOT keep a secret, Bigail! If I tell you, I'm going to have to lock your li...
"I am so booooooooooooooooored..."
"I am so much more bored than you... For to be like... 6 times more... Bored... Than you..."
"I wish we could find SOMETHING to DO! Ever since my Xbox broke, my life has been such a torture..."
"Well... Maybe if we continue walking down this path, we'll eventually find something to distract us from the reality of the reality."
"I wasn't listening to you, because I rarely do, but let's just hope that around this corner, something w...
You are what you eat.
Ever heard that shit?
I think it's not accurate.
Otherwise, I would either be a can of Coke or a stack of pancakes.
With like... A chicken sandwich arm... And some chocolate cookie legs...
So thereforthen, not accurate. At all.
Case closed.
Join us next week for another episode of your favorite show, Nature: Documented.
TOLD YOU. You NEVER KNOW. When. You are inside of. An episode. Of Nature: Documented.
I st...
I just think it's a great name as for to an great invention that can be pleasurable for women AND men.
I invent the best stuffs.
"Silver! Come on out!"
"Finally... This cage is NOT made for humans..."
"In these dark financial times, with the recessions and the Obamas and the taxes... You are lucky you get a cage at all!"
"How can I be lucky to be in a cage!? This makes no sense!"
"Hmmm... You know what, you are right. Life outside the cage is awesome. Speaking of life outside the cage, it's Sexy Shovel Duty Time!"
"Sexy shovel...??? Shovel what?"
"Snow, of course."
"It's...
"Abigail... What is so important that you needed me to come to your place!?"
"I wanted to show you something!"
"Show me what!?"
"Do you remember how we met!?"
"Uhhh... Oh RIGHT! You caught my ex-boyfriend cheating on me and he was dressing up like a girl... This was all SO WEIRD that I just deleted these memories. I never even seen him again and the only reason I don't call the cops on you is because I have NO PROOF. I'm sure you had something to do with this and t...
Although the nails are fake, the tickling is very real.
Very. Real.
