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Merry Christmas -xxx-

Just wanted to say... Merry Christmas!!! And thank you!

Bigail -xxxxxxxxxxxx-

Three Elfigails

What is fun about Elfigails is their fun-having mentality.

What is not fun about Elfigails is their need as for to destroy the world.

Armless Present

Joyeux Noël!

Sister Shenanigans

Nuns have the right for to do shenanigans sometimes. Especially during the Christmas times. And they shoulod be able to do what they want without the men of the church getting involved.

Just let us worship Jesus Christ the way we want to.

Yeah.

Happy Noël.

Candy Canes

Like lollipops and popsicles, candy canes can give you the sticky fingers, a very debilitating medical condition.

As an allergic to the sticky fingers, it is even more dangerous and debilitating for me. A single dirty, sticky finger will drive me completely insane in a matter of minutes. I need a good soap and a sink for to be near me at all time.

Luckily for to me, I have a good friend in my life, you, Sebastien.

You are always there when I need to suck on some sweet pol...

A Gift For Santa

I'm finally going to do it.

It took many years but... I'm finally going to do it.

Every plan I ever had before failed but this time, I will, for to succeed.

2023 is the year.

It's finally going to happen.

I'm going to meet the man of my dream.

No, not Beethoven.

And no, not Leo.

Yes, the man of my dream is, of course, Santa Claus.

Invented by Coca-Cola as the ultimate male, Santa Claus is jolly, generous, kind, sexy and magic. Jus...

Ignored Footslave

Some of the times, you have for to ignore your footslave.

Too much sensory inputs might break them.

So ignore them a little. Let them focus on the task at hand. Or task at foot.

Just act like they don't exist. Deny them the birth. Steal their lives and identity. By doing the ignoring.

Let's learn more about human behavior next time, on your very favorite TV show: Human: Behaviored.

*Closing Music*

Feet Lovers

According to Sebastien, blowjobs are the best. It combines two of his favorite thing in the world: Inserting his manrod inside stuffs and feeling superior to the poor woman servicing him.

He did tell me that as a feet lover, it is sad that the feet are so far away during the act. He would love as for to have access to the feet, for to play with them and such.

"What about something like the 69 position? She could have access to your sticky stick and you could have access to her ...

Head Nun's Duty

The head nun's duty is simple: Keep. Jesus. Happy.

And sometimes, Jesus wants to see priests get sucked. During the sermon.

"Welcome everybody and thank you for showing up for this mass."

The crowd went: "Amen!".

"Today, well talk about the art of the oral. It is very important to know how to oral in order to live in a society. Communication is everything and when you know how to oral right, you can communicate more better. We'll also talk about hypocrisy and the i...

Milky Miranda

Did you even know about the milk workers going on strike here in Québec!?

Fuckers!

Fuckin cow-people... They're all fucked in the head...

Have you ever heard of a shepherd strike!? A wool-worker strike!? NO! Because sheep people are sane.

They deprived us of milk for like a couple days.

UNNACCEPTABLE!!!

Sebastien and Bigail couldn't for to be. Chocolate needs milk. Maple syrup needs milk. Peanut butter... Fuckin needs milk. They need it. They NEED it...

Lickety-Stickity-Stick

"You are not going to tickle me, are you!?"

"No."

"Why are my feet propped up and my toes tied!?"

"To help you stay there while I candy-coat your feet."

"Candy-coat my feet!? WTF!?"

"I'm going to lick these candy canes until they are very wet. After that, I'm going to rub the wet canes all over your soles. This will slowly make your feet very sweet and sticky! I will then lick them clean. So yeah... No tickling..."

"ARE YOU CRAZY!? ALL THESE THINGS AR...

Trophy Lady

Because last year, Mayoress Abigail LaPauvre spent literally all of the city budget in that sex-plushie museum and the reflection of the entire water distibution system so that every single building in the city has access to fresh Coca-Cola at all time, there is no money as for to buy trophies to the sportsball teams.

Instead, the cheerleader captain of the opposite team becomes the "Trophy Lady". She is therefore transfered to the other team and they will celebrate her presence and su...

Drink My Bathwater

Because if you don't...

I'll be sad.

Emergency Stress Relief

"What is happening, nurse Delphine!?"

"Nurse Bigail! Hurry up! I need your help! STAT!"

"What the hell is happening!? Is it finally 2012!? The end of the world is upon us!?"

"Worse. We have a patient in the waiting room going through STRESS."

"STRESS!? But... But... Stress is bad... Right!?"

"Exactly. We'll need to perform an ESRP, an emergency stress relief procedure."

"Oh my God... I knew this day would come but I always refused to admit it to mysel...

Request: Conjoined Mistletoe

Sorry I know it's not the right type of sweater but it's the only one I found :s They are sexier tho!

Happy Christmas!

Request: Unstoppable Pleasure

*Sound Warning* *Check your speaker*

Penguin making sure Alexandra uses her pleasure time accordingly.

Request: Ticklish Footjob

As for to kill two birbs with one arrow. Sebastien gets to cum and Bigail gets to laugh. Everybody wins.

Request: Bad Nuns 2

After the events that was of the happen in the Bad Nun scenario whatever:

We now find our two favorite Catlick nuns completely restrained in the wet, cold church basement. Placed in a "Butt-Exposed" way using 3 heat pipes. With a big manbaton-shaped sextoy in their mouths, the girls have to repeat prayers and psaulms while the priest whip their butts incessantly.

This punishment will go on until the priest is satisfied and convinced that the girls will never, EVER, think about d...

Request: Minigails For Sale

"Welcome. And welcome to Silver's Wares. Get it? Silverware... Whatever... Just choose something and buy it."

"I thought your name was Puddles."

"... I can't... Just buy something... Got a lot of Minigails for sale!"

"That's not a Minigail..."

"Oh right... That's a Mini Sebastien... That one is free..."

"I wouldn't want a Mini Sebastien if YOU paid me for it... What's in the box!?"

"Just another Minigail... Princess Jasmine Edition... She is presently...

Keg-Girls

"Ta-daaaah!!!"

"What's that!?"

"A Keg-Girl!"

"What's that!?"

"It's like a beer keg... You know..."

"I don't get it."

"Really? I was inspired by your Barrel Girls! A Keg-Girl! Just tickle or hurt her feet and she will spit out beer for you! Look!"

MrArgent gently tickled Jasmine's left foot before violently slapping the sole of her right foot. This made beer come out of her mouth-pipe. He then served the glass of the ice-cold alcoholic beverage ...

Suspended At School

"Wait... Who are you again!?"

"... I'm... Marc... Argenteuil... And I'm... The... Executive... Director... Of Education... And learning. Let's just say that... I'm definitely your superior."

"I don't get it... Abigail LaPeste have been a real trouble maker since the very first day she's been here. She has been kicked from the cheerleader squad for lewd behavior, banned from the cafeteria for lewd behavior and she cannot use the public bathrooms anymore because of-"

"Lewd ...

Barrels Of Girls

"Thank you so much for inviting me to your party, MrArgent!"

"Well... Sebastian... I only invited you because you heard me invite someone else and then made it very awkward for me not to invite you..."

"It's Sebastien, but thank you again! I won't embarass you, I promise!"

"If you don't want to embarass me, don't wear the this smelly, dirty black shirt and nasty, jizz-stained jeans you have been wearing for like 3 years."

"... Uh... Ok... Want me to invite some chi...

Requests!?

I'm sorry if I haven't worked on requests in a while but I only have 2 in the bucket... I usually wait to have more than 5 so please, people who haven't requested anything yet, come forward!

I'll work on them tomorrow even if I only have 2 :P

I love yous

Bigail -xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-

Left For To Be

"Bigail! Where is Thea!?"

"I don't know... I really wish I could remember..."

"You two left for the park an hour ago... Why are you coming back alone!?"

"And Thea is!?"

"MY SISTER!"

"Oh... Oh oh oh... I left the park because it was getting dark and that park is known for the criminal and gang activity that goes on there at night. I guess Thea stayed there. She is more courageous than I am. Who knows what those gangsters would do to me... Probably tickle me.....

Breastfed Pillowgirls

The best pillowgirls are breastfed the purest of brazilian milk.

Everybody knows that.

Selfsucking School

"Alright girls! Listen to me and listen to me good. I'm about to teach you how to suck your own penises."

The two white bitch gasped. One in excitement. The other one because she already forgot why Cashmere was there.

"Let's start by literally folding your body unto itself... Until your penis is in the insides of your mouth."

Victoria did that. Because she could. She is very flexible and has a long penis.

Bigail, on the other hand...

"I don't get it, Cashmer...

Bad Nuns

"What are you doing, Bigail!? The priest told us to change the holy water!"

"Wrong. The priest told us to EXCHANGE holy water. So..."

"WHAT!? That doesn't make any sense!"

"You gonna make Jesus angry."

"What do you mean by "Exchange holy water" anyway?"

"Well... You give me some of your saliva, I give you some of mine... You give me some of your "Delphine Juice" and I give you some of my "Bigail Nectar"... If you know what I mean."

"I HIGHLY DOUBT the...

True Love

True love is when you have someone as for to hold your joints or trolle your hashish.

And that is why Delphine and I are so perfect together.

Because I'm armless.

But I'm not really.

Wait.

Nevermind.

What is true love to you?

Please leave a comment.

Mondo you have not spotted all the hidden Penguins lately so I made it easy this time.

Blumpkin

When I first heard the word "Blumpkin", I laughed. Because it's a funny word. I think it would be a great name for a stray cat.

When I first learned the meaning of the word "Blumpkin", I thought it would be Thea's very favorite thing to do in life.

And it is.

So if you like getting the blowblow while you do the caca, please call Thea. She will pay for her own gas. Actually she doesn't have a car. Why would I allow her for to have a car. Fuck her. Fuckin walk, Blubberbags...

Dance For Me

Dance slavery is 100% legal in Fallu City. And everywhere else. Because dance slavery is not known by politician and govments yet. Once they get learnt about it, it will be.

I've chosen Victoria as my dance slave. She has a natural talent as for to shake her body in the most seductive of ways. It's in her blood. Just put on music and she'll just dance for hours and never make the same move twice. I love her.

I don't dance. It hurts too much. Also demands too much coordination an...