Hanged By The Toes
Ouchie!!!
I would never do that...
Ok maybe try it like 3 seconds but after, you help me down right away. I don't want you to just leave me there.
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VR Roleplay
Sebastien and Iris love to play some kind Virtual Reality-Reality game. It's like Dungeons and Dragons I guess but Iris always get captured by the bad guys.
"So what do you see now, Iris!?"
"I'm still hogtied... Still in the prison cell... Oh no... I see a bad guy coming..."
"And..."
"He grabbed me by the neck..."
"Interesting... Alright!"
"*Choking* He then... Lifts me... And place me on my knees... He is sitting down on a bench... Still holding my n...
Girl/Stressgirl 4
Victoria is never really stressed out... Except before big cheer championships and stuffs like that.
Like me, Victoria refuse to become a responsible adult. We don't want to know about taxes, govments and other stupid stuffs like that. We just wanna have fun.
Victoria is the personification of the song "Girls Just Want To Have Fun".
I'm sure she would still use her Stressgirl-herself all the time. Just for to tickle herself and stuffs like that. The muffled moans of Stres...
Stressgirlization
Not all limbless girl gets for to become a Stressgirl.
It is an honor.
A badge of... Honor.
Prestige.
High rank in social?
Nobody really cares about what I write so.
FIN
Perfect Match
Some things just are just a better match than other match.
As for to an example:
Coca-Cola and smoking.
The color red and the color green.
Grebigail and Grepenguin.
Rebigail and Repenguin.
Grebigail and Rebigail can also for to be a great match, although they fight a lot.
It's better to keep Grepenguin and Repenguin far away from each other at all time.
FIN.
Stuffs Dispenser
Everywhere these days, there is these weird goo dispensers all over the place, mostly at entrances to stuffs.
I asked my friend what it was and they told me it was alcohol.
I don't even drink alcohol, so I'm not going to start washing my hands with it.
I'm too scared of catching the Covid by touching the bottles anyway.
But anyway, Thea's got a new job, dispensing the alcohol to people.
No, not a barmaid. You have to be hot to be a barmaid.
FIN
Nurses On Duty
"What do you think we should do, Nurse Bigail!?"
"I just don't know... This Feet-In-Face therapy is NOT working... She is still horny and dripping wet..."
"Hum... You know what..."
"What do you have in mind, Nurse Delphine!?"
"I think it's time for some... Fingers-In-Fanny therapy... If you know what I mean..."
"I... Don't..."
"Put your fingers... In... Her..."
"..."
"Fanny."
"GOT IT!"
And the nurses kept working, overtime,...
Request: Massage For Seb 12
Alexendra stopped playing with the doublerod for a moment, she wanted to massage Seb's face. With her boobies.
"Oh my God... That is so gooooooooooood... I love you girls..."
Said Sebastien, to the boobies. Alexendra was literally giving his head a boobjob. That gave an idea to her sister, but more about that later.
"Open your mouth."
Asked Alexendra. He did.
"Good boy."
She then let an unholy amount of delicious fresh saliva drool down from her tongu...
Request: Helping The Limbless
After weeks and weeks of never helping them get together, Thea finally broke down and decided as for to help them.
She laid Christian down on the bed and lifted Phoebe, or "Jojo", as she like to call herself now for some reason, right over his erect penis.
"Are you ready guys!?"
"Oh GOD YES!!!"
Moaned Jojo, horny AF, as the youth say. Christian didn't need to say anything, his stickyrod was literally pointed at Jojo's genital area-region.
And that is how the...
Request: Twerking Fail Animated
The reason there is three video is because:
The request was for a 360 camera, which is video 59-05
Wasn't happy about the quality so decided to add a static camera one 59-56
Which was looking at the girl from the front and I was like... That stupid, he probably wants to see twerking from the back 00-48
So yeah, good for people who loves armless, big-breasted girls trying and failing at the art of twerking.
Request: Girl/Stressgirl 3
Cashmere Edition
I don't know why Cashmere would need a Stressgirl. She smokes way too much as for to have the time to be stressed.
Request: Conjoined Teamwork
Apparently, teamwork is essential as for to be a conjoined person.
No idea why, just saying stuffs I'm not even sure is true.
FIN
Girl/Stressgirl 2
I don't know what Delphine would do with a Stressgirl-herself. Delphine is already a master at stress management. Being a nurse but mostly, Bigail's mommy-girlfriend, she has no choice but to.
I know she loves cooking so she would probably just use her Stressgirl has a smell-tester.
"Does that smell good?"
"HhhuuuuummmMMMMMMmmmhhhh!!!"
Delphine is so wholesome and good and perfect and cute and awesome and kind and nice and compassionate and friendly and warm.
Favorite Bench
Everyone's got a favorite bench, as for to.
Mine is downtown, by the canals. It's made out of Jasmine.
Penguin and I love to go sit on it and eat delicious popcycles.
A sheep and a penguin on a human-bench... Who knew!?
Giant Socks
I just couldn't think of a better title, for to be honest.
Sockophilia?
Let me Google something okay? Don't act like you are super busy. You are NOT MrArgent. Unless you are, then please, MrArgent, don't waste your time reading this, return to your important business, I just want to ask Google what is the word for the love of socks and you probably already know that word. For the rest of you, stay there and read and wait until I find the answer:
There is no word for it re...
Teamwork
In cheerleading, just like in football, or any other sportsballs, the most important thing is teamwork.
The better the teamwork, the better the team and the better the work.
I'm not very good at team work. I'm much better all alone or with someone very close to me.
Victoria and Rosalie are awesome at it. They know how to like... Become one.
It's like they can combine their biorhythm or some shit like that.
Teamwork truly is the cornerbrick of the church that...
Girl/Stressgirl 1
It would be so great as for to have a stressgirl-myself as for to talk to for hours.
I'm sure I/she would also love it, listening to me, without the ability to talk back.
I'm almost jealous of me/her.
"... and that is why there is seven days in a week, because the romans could only see 7 things in the sky:
The Sun, as for to Sunday
The Moon, as for to Monday
Mars, as for to Tuesday. In french, it's still "Mardi", or "Mars Day". I guess they changed i...
Buried Up To The Breasts
Like most of you, Penguin is a male.
Males love big breasts, AKA big boobs.
So when he buries girls in the sand, down at the beach, he always makes sure as for to keep her breasts uncovered.
At least for a little while. So he can play with them.
Do you know female penguins don't even have breasts!?
I guess that's fair since the male penguin doesn't even have a penis...
Learn more on the next episode of... NATURE: DOCUMENTED!!!
*Aftershow musi...
S'Péter Une Trolle
In canada's France, we have a weird language. Even people in europe's France can't understand our shitty ass french.
"S'Péter Une Trolle" is basically untranslatable but I'll try.
S' stands for "Se", which is, sadly, untranslatable. Let's put this one on the ice for now and forget about it.
Péter stands for "Faire", which in english is the verb To Do. Although "Péter" actually means "To Fart" or "To Explode". Don't ask.
Une is NOT easily translatable. You see, i...
Suntanned Victoria
"I'm so white... I wish my skin was darker than yours sometimes..."
"That's because of my ancestor's geneticals. I guess most of your ancestors are for northern Europe or something..."
"I would have to go to the beach everyday..."
"Exactly! You take as much sun as you can while I get as less sun as I can!"
"So you are going to stay inside all summer!?"
"No... We'll just need to find a way for me to go to the beach without the sun seeing me..."
"Yeah.....
Perfect Saturday
Some days are just more perfecter than others.
Saturdays are great because Delphine doesn't work that day and the day after.
She usually just want to relax and read a good book.
And have me strictly restrained and eating her ass until she falls asleep.
When she does fall asleep, I can also fall asleep, as long as I wake up before she does.
If I am not actively licking, kissing or eating her ass when she finally wakes up, we'll have to do it again on Sunday.<...
The Joy Of Lightspeed
"JESUS CHRIST I'M SO HAPPY! I FINALLY REPAIRED MY SPACESHIP!!!"
"Jesus Christ!? You might have spent too much time on Earth, Zenuvel..."
"What!? I didn't learned about Jesus Christ here... Jesus Christ is known in the entire universe, Bigail."
"... I knew that."
"Wanna come test it with me!?"
"Is it dangerous to test spaceships!?"
"I'll let you wear one of my vaginium spacesuit."
"Let's do it. Comon Penguin!"
Our very favorite heroine, o...
Armless Bondage
When Jasmine lost her arms in that terrible scooter accident, she thought that our very favorite heroine, Abigail LaPéniple, would lose interest as for to bondage her.
She thought wrong.
Armless girls are still 100% bondageable.
FIN
The morale of this story is that armless girls are still 100% bondageable.
Unlocking The Stressgirl
"Sebastien, are you sure you can do this!?"
"Of course I can. Babysitting a Stressgirl!? Please! And Ember!? She's an angel!"
"She is. And she likes you a lot. She is very attracted to you in fact."
"What is that!? Stressgirls don't usually have a lock down there..."
"Well... Ember is MY Stressgirl and I like her for to be always horny. Berber hasn't had a orgasm in 6 months now, her new personal record. She is HORNY AS FUCK, as the youth say."
"I think they...
Goth Stressgirls Time
Sometimes, when you are a goth girl, you need time as for to socialize with your stressgirls.
It can be hard, since they can't talk, but their moans can easily represent "Yes" and "No". So like monkeys, you can kinda ask them simple questions.
"Did you girls miss me!?"
"Hmhnoh."
"Awnnnnnn... I missed you too..."