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To My Hydrettes - New Year Wishes

To My Hydrettes,

Thank you all for submitting your questions for the last AMA of 2024! It has been the best year so far for me in terms of audio work. I can't properly express to you how thankful I am for your attention and participation here. You've made it an incredible year for me.

For next week's AMA, the theme will be: "Do sexual desires imply anything deeper about people?" As always you are free to ask any questions you like, within the theme or not.

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To My Hydrettes - Meaningful Gifts

To My Hydrettes,

You are all truly the experts when it comes to gift-giving. As I look around my recording booth right now, there is no space unoccupied by your generosity. Please enjoy the holiday-adjacent jazz as I just incessantly YAP about everything.

If you'd be so kind, how do I sound? I'm tinkering with the overall loudness of my audios and making some EQ adjustments.

For next week's AMA, the theme will be: "What's your wish for 2025?"
As always you are fr...

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To My Hydrettes - Difficult Tropes

To My Hydrettes,

Thank you all so much for your questions! Trope talk is so much fun. Flying solo in the booth this week. Next week I will be on-location again, possibly somewhere holiday-themed. I hope you enjoy the slower pace and closer-to-the-mic vibe of post-sick-raspy-Barry.

For next week's AMA, the theme will be: "What makes a great gift?". As always you are free to ask any questions you like, within the theme or not.

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To My Hydrettes - Return of the Queen

To My Hydrettes,

This week I'm back in my favorite booth with my favorite person: the lovely Lizzi! She brought the big Queen energy. Special thanks to her for staying up late to answer questions with me. Prepare for incoming lore drops.

For next week's AMA, the theme will be: "Favorite Audio Tropes That are Hard to Get Right"

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Finish Your Work

"Would you take a break from drawing to let me play with you?"

[MDom] [Possessive] [Daddy] [Praise] [Pet Name] [Laughing] [Edging] [Size Difference] [Hand Size] [Listener Orgasm] [Multiple Orgasms] [Demanding] [Beg For It] [Penetration] [Touching Lower Belly While Penetrated] [Finishing Inside] [Fingering] [Degradation] [Orgasm Denial] [Rough Sex] [Couch Sex] [C*nt]

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To My Hydrettes - Favorite Audio Quotes

To My Hydrettes,

Since y'all enjoyed the public recording so much last week, I took to the streets again for today's AMA. It was lovely to read your favorite audio quotes. Some of them I recognized, some were thought-provoking. Comments are open to discuss further. :)

My recording location was a bit more discreet, so I split the difference by adding the music back to this week's AMA.

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To My Hydrettes - How Rough is Too Rough?

To My Hydrettes,

In my continuous quest to learn more about what you love to listen to, I posed the above question to you last week. Thank you to all who participated and submitted questions/comments. If you'd like to contribute in the comments as well I'd be thrilled to read them.

I recorded to you, for the first time ever, in a public place on a different mic. Please enjoy/forgive the occasional city ambience.

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Commissioning Me

To my Hydrettes,

It's with a warm humility that I welcome you to the Midnight Bar! Thank you so much for supporting me, and for your continued interest in my voice! For this tier of support, I'm glad to allow you to commission custom audios from me directly.

Here's what you can expect when requesting a commission:

  • Commission requests are restricted to paid members of the Midnight Bar tier or higher.

  • Commissions will be filled by a first-come-first-serv...

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Overheard with Lizzi - Trying on the Crown

The Queen finally takes her throne. I am officially usurped.

[MF4A] [Banter] [Queen] [Kissing] [Breast Play] [Fingering] [She cums first, or your money back] [Check-Ins] [Oral] [Blowjob] [Facefucking] [Doggystyle] [Spanking] [Taking it Deep] [Finishing Inside] [Eating the Creampie] [Cleaning] [Oh hey we have pizza] 

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To My Hydrettes - Holidays Approaching

To My Hydrettes,

Thank you all so much for submitting your questions!

Please feel free to use this same anonymous form to submit your questions for next week's AMA.

The theme for next week's AMA will be: "How Rough is Too Rough in an Audio?"

I hope you all have a lovely Friday :)

Yours,

--Barry

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Bayou Rendezvous

You booked a swamp tour for your bachelorette party, but none of your friends could make it after partying too hard on Bourbon Street the night before. You're already annoyed and hungover, and the "dirty swamp man" is not in any mood to give you a refund. At least he's kind of hot...

Written by: The Boyfriend Collective

[M4F] [Strangers to Lovers] [Swamp Ambience] [Cajun Accent] [Bachelorette] [Boat Tour] [Bratty] [Cheating] [MDom] [Kissing] [Princess] [Chere] [Ca...

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To My Hydrettes - Mood Music

To My Hydrettes,

Thank you all so much for submitting your questions!

Please feel free to use this same anonymous form to submit your questions for next week's AMA.

The theme for next week's AMA will be: "Holiday & Winter themed audios"

I hope you all have a lovely Friday :)

Yours,

--Barry

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To My Hydrettes - Love Languages and Fandoms

To My Hydrettes,

Happy Friday! Thank you all so much for your questions!

I see many of you found your way to the question submission form despite me forgetting to put a link in last week's AMA. For that, you have my thanks as well. :)

Please feel free to use this same anonymous form to submit your questions for next week's AMA. In the future you're more than welcome to send q...

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Secrets of East Ridge

[Content Warning: themes of abuse, violence, misogyny, kidnapping, and supernatural occurrences.]

Being a park ranger gives me plenty of time for solitude, and no shortage of secret places to keep. Of all the places, of all the nights, I find in my favorite spot, you.

[M4F] [Narration] [Cabin] [Abusive Ex] [Dubious Consent] [Finishing Inside] [Fireplace] [Forest] [Kissing] [Lost] [Nipple Play] [Ominous] [Oral] [Panties in Mouth] [Possessive] [Ranger x Camp...

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To My Hydrettes - Introducing Lizzi

To My Hydrettes,

I'm very pleased to introduce my lovely wife, Lizzi! This is our first AMA as husband and wife, and we had a great time answering your questions! Let us know what you thought in the comments, please.

Talk to you soon,

--Barry & Lizzi

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Husband & Wife AMA - Barry and Lizzi

To my Hydrettes,

Please submit your questions for this Friday's AMA below, and  please specify if your question is addressed to Barry, to Lizzi, or to both. We plan to record this Thursday evening so please have your questions submitted by then. 

This form is anonymous, so please feel free to speak your mind. Thank you so, so much for supporting us!

Yours,

--Barry & Lizzi

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To My Hydrettes - Moments and Favorites

To My Hydrettes,

Happy Fall! Thank you all for bombarding me with so many questions! <3

Couples AMA with Mrs. B next week? Details to come later.

Yours,

--Barry

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Weekend Gratitude

Let's talk about last Friday.

I posted my first ever "Overheard" audio, introducing the lovely Lethal_Lizzi. She and I had been talking about doing this for months. As comfortable as we are together, we hadn't yet performed with each other. I couldn't be 100% certain of how we would sound in the booth, how we would sound on the binaural mic, on the chair, her on top, from behind, etc etc. So many questions! So many variables. There was so much of that experience I could have fine-tuned ...

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Welcome & Community Guidelines

Hey there! This is Hydrated Baritone, but please, call me Barry.

Thank you so, so much for your interest in my voice, and for your support by visiting me here on Patreon. If you're here, you likely heard my voice on Quinn or on BloomStories, or even on GWA and related subreddits. Thank you again for listening to my content on those platforms.

I'm writing this on July 26th, 2024, the day my first "To My Hydrettes" AMA went live. In that AMA, I mentioned that there would be commun...

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