Hoo boy this is a fun one. We're talking head-mounted webcams and Busta Fuckin Rhymes. I think this episode has a slightly higher JPM (Jokes Per Minute) count than usual. And yes I just made up JPM. THANKS PATRONS!
2018-10-10 18:37:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah I put myself in the thumbnail SO WHAT
2018-10-06 23:54:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember when I said the link wouldn't change? Yeah, that's because I didn't expect the upload to get copyright claimed before it even came out.
Here's a new upload in case you want to have an early comment on the video. Just hoping the same thing doesn't happen....
2018-10-05 00:21:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's tomorrow's Kill Count, and the link should stay the same - so leave your comments and bask in the glory of people being like "HOW U COMMENT 20 HOURS AGO WHEN THIS JUST CAME OUT". Thanks, patrons!! <3
2018-10-04 17:12:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Yoooo this video NEARLY KILLED ME with the editing it took but it's SO WORTH IT. Probably my new favorite video on the channel. I'm VERY pleased with it. It'll come out publicly Saturday morning, but you get it 3 days early! How dope is that? Not as dope as your support for me and the channel - THANKS Y'ALLLLLL <3
2018-10-03 21:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube approved this upload but not the other one, so if you want to look cool and have an early comment leave it on this upload. Thanks, patrons!
2018-09-30 04:36:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all, here's tomorrow's video, although it was supposed to be today's - and it's only tomorrow if it gets out of the manual review process which, guess what, it's still stuck in right now. Weeee I love YouTube!
But I love you all NOT sarcastically for supporting the channel. Thanks for that <3
2018-09-29 14:54:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi patrons of all levels! Obviously the Kill Count is usually out by now on Fridays but today's video is currently stuck in the crappy manual review process. A YouTube rep told me some BS about how, as an unlisted video, it needs at least 1000 views to go through the process - which is TOTALLY wrong seeing as I do this every single week without issue.
BUT since the video would normally be out right now I figured I'd share it with all of you and see if getting more views on it somehow helps the...
2018-09-28 18:50:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the SEPTEMBER 2018 commentary track. Chelsea and I were joined by our close friend Ross Warman to watch CLOWN, that movie a bunch of you always bring up. It was produced by Eli Roth and you know clowns are so damn hot right now so I decided to check it out. It's a good movie and a fun commentary track, especially if you're into watching the film, since we paid more attention to it than some previous tracks. THANKS PATRONS!!
Unfortunately, Clown is no longer available to stream o...
2018-09-27 23:13:17 +0000 UTC View PostWas I up until 6am finishing this? Yes, yes I was. The link may change due to YouTube shtuff like always but at least you can peep the new episode a whole 14 hours earlier than the general public! Thanks, patrons!!
2018-09-27 22:43:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Definitely one of my least favorite entries to the series, and that's saying something! Hope you enjoy my Kill Count of it, though. Thanks for the support!!
2018-09-18 21:57:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Things have been going CRAZY well for the channel lately, I think because Cujo got pumped out into everyone's recommended videos for some reason - it was by far the quickest video to pass 3 MILLION VIEWS which is fucking crazy. But I'd have none of this success if not for the support of you patrons, so thank you!! <3
2018-09-13 06:44:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be joining in just a few minutes!
2018-09-08 18:58:11 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! Just in case you forgot, I scheduled September's $10+ livestream hangout for tomorrow at 12pm noon my time (Pacific - so 3pm Eastern and corresponding times elsewhere). Hope to see you all there!
2018-09-08 04:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post
If you want to have an early comment, leave it at the new link here, since YouTube approved this upload but not the previous one. Thanks!
2018-09-07 15:45:29 +0000 UTC View Post
**link updated**
Wish I had gotten this up earlier because of YouTube review stuff but fingers crossed that it goes through and gets approved by tomorrow morning. In the meantime, YOU get to enjoy it RIGHT NOW because that's how badass you are. Thanks a bunch for supporting me and enjoy the wacky Halloween III!
2018-09-06 19:26:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be there in just a couple of minutes!
2018-08-31 20:57:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey oh, the end of this month snuck up on me and I haven't done the livestream for $10+ patrons yet! MY BAD!! Let's do it later today, then, at about 2pm my time (Pacific)? That would make it 5pm Eastern. I'm assuming lots of people have off school and work because of the holiday on Monday so hopefully a bunch of you can make it.
And we'll schedule the September stream MUCH sooner - I'm thinking maybe Saturday the 8th around noon my time, how would that sound to y'all? Thanks everyone! See ya ...
2018-08-31 13:49:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Got this one done already and it looks like YouTube has already cleared it, so awayyy we goooo!
2018-08-28 18:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the AUGUST 2018 commentary track! Our friend and horror FANATIC Matt Kane joined us for an early Stephen King adaptation, Children of the Corn. I'll be real witchy'all, this movie is SLOWWWWWW and so for a lot of it we're talking about other stuff. BUT because Matt is a HUGE horrorhead, it's almost all horror-related! So if you're someone who just likes to hear about anything and everything horror, you should have a good time as Matt, Chelsea and I discuss pretty much everything besid...
2018-08-27 23:03:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Tonight I'll be recording this month's commentary track with a very funny friend of mine, Matt Kane. If you have a suggestion of a horror movie for us to watch that's ON NETFLIX, let us know! Usually the more fun / goofy the better, since it's not as fun to talk over really good horror movies - but if you disagree and enjoyed the Hush commentary track, then suggest a good movie, that's fine!
2018-08-26 22:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! I'm so upset YouTube messed up my Halloween KC release yesterday - I didn't publish it until 8 hours after my usual release time so I had to kiss goodbye my dreams of getting a million views in a single day on a video. But oh well - here's ANOTHER Kill Count I did that they for whatever reason approved right the fuck away. So enjoy CUJOOOOOOOOOOOO woof woof mutha fuckas (also please don't tell people about this I LIKE SURPRISES)
2018-08-25 17:33:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an early release for Predators! And this is it - now it's time to get Halloweeny up in this bitch. So excited!
2018-08-16 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! Just wanted to thank all you awesome patrons who showed up yesterday for our shitfest livestream, haha. If you weren't there and are wondering why I called it a shitfest, we had a TON of problems with YouTube detecting copyrighted content and shutting down the stream. I felt like a refugee group hopping around between different channels and streaming services just trying to watch a movie with y'all. But we did manage to watch 5 movies together - The Void, An...
2018-08-13 20:35:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently there's a 20 second delay but that's better than nothing?
2018-08-13 02:24:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be there in just a few minutes but in the meantime, feel free to start coming into the room! Please don't share the link with anyone - this is a fun day for all of you for having supported me!
2018-08-12 16:57:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! Tomorrow the Kill Count for Predator 2 comes out but of course you all get to see it RIGHT NOW! Thank you for your support and enjoy this episode on a movie that I weirdly grew fonder of the more time I spent with it. It's just so damn weird that it ends up being a great time to me. Have fun!
2018-08-09 18:17:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi patrons! Tomorrow we start the Predator Kill Counts and you can watch the first episode right now! Sorry there wasn't an early release for Jurassic World last week - if you saw my comment response video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFZI-fN04BE) you'll know it was because every time I uploaded the video to YouTube it would instantly get blocked worldwide because of auto-detection of the movie footage. Watc...
2018-08-02 18:18:05 +0000 UTC View Post