Hey everyone!
First of all, we're super sorry we didn't get this one up early for our patrons. Our goal was to get it uploaded last night for you and then get it on YT before the weekend, but we had too many final adjustments to make. We wanted this to land before the weekend since these kind of videos are fairly time sensitive. We'll be making some big announcements soon though, including Episode 7, 8 and 9 developments, and you'll be the first to hear about them. We'll also be updatin...
2019-10-25 14:44:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Happy Friday. We apologize for the delay in getting these tracks to you. We wanted you to have the instrumental, something that won't be available anywhere, but we wanted you to have the best version of it, so we needed some time to get it properly mastered like the original. We definitely could have communicated this better, but we hope you enjoy the crisp sound all the same. Both files should be attached!
Enjoy the weekend and stay tuned for more updates coming soo...
2019-10-04 17:10:39 +0000 UTC
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Here you go, everyone. The love jam written and performed by The Supreme One himself, Kylo Ben Ren Solo. If this doesn’t seduce Rey to the dark side, nothing will.
This one is going to be a Patreon exclusive for the rest of the week, so enjoy! Once the song is live in our stores, we’ll provide you guys with a separate link to download it as part of your support. We’ll even include the instrumental, which we don’t plan on making available in stores.
Love,
Craven + Zak...
2019-09-17 22:44:25 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday! First we want to take a second to thank everyone who has continued to support us here. We said it before and we'll say it again, but our channel would have vanished a long time ago without you. Second we want to welcome all the new patrons. Whatever your reasons are for hopping on board, we hope we don't disappoint you.
Next is release news. This week we're going to hit you with a music video for the song we teased in our previous update. It's a chill love jam from y...
2019-09-16 17:45:48 +0000 UTC
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Not much to say here. Enjoy this reaction vid from ya boi! New song following ASAP.
Love,
Craven + Zak
2019-09-05 22:34:08 +0000 UTC
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We’ve got a Kylo Ren double whammy coming at you.
First thing to look out for is the much requested Kylo Ren reaction to the D23 special look trailer. He’s got some interesting insights for Dark Rey and her special lightsaber. He also provides a little perspective for fans who feel burned by the new movies.
After that look out for a new song by Kylo himself. It’s a love song. Once it’s ready you’ll get a downloadable link here just for you.
Once again thank you ...
2019-09-04 19:05:35 +0000 UTC
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Here ya go.
Love,
Craven + Zak
2019-08-28 03:09:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
As you may have seen, there’s been some news for a thing called Star Wars. It’s news we’ve been waiting for in order to make a big decision. And we’ve made it. We’ve been working on a video since yesterday but we’re uploading it for you tonight. Should be available by 11:00pm EST. We’ll post it here when it’s ready!
2019-08-28 02:17:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
If you've got some time, check out the latest episode of our podcast. It's a fun, real time commentary companion for the sci-fi/horror classic Event Horizon. There's some project and channel updates at the beginning and the end of the podcast, so check it out even if you don't want to watch the film.
On another note, we've got some things in the works that will hopefully rekindle some life into our channel, including some classic Auralnauts style mischief, some new e...
2019-08-14 15:21:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! We're trying something a little new with the most recent episode of Excelsior. This time it comes with video! Some people prefer this style of podcast consumption, others don't. Either way, the audio podcast will be available ASAP through the usual channels. In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this video. We already know it'll upset at least a few people, but you can't please everyone when you're trying to do something positive.
Stay tuned for some upcoming Auralnauts stuff...
2019-06-21 20:36:43 +0000 UTC
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Hey all of you lovely people,
As most of you know, there was a video recently called Star Wars SC 38 Reimagined where they added modern fight choreography and film techniques to the Vader Obi Wan fight. They also peppered in some dialogue from Episode 3 for dramatic effect. In our opinion, this leads to all sorts of problems, so we made a fun video highlighting some of them.
Thanks to everyone who submitted Jame...
2019-05-24 00:19:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey Everyone,
Sorry there wasn't any advanced screening on this one. We barely got it out the door in time to make the end of May 4th. Either way, enjoy this surprise unboxing with Kylo Ren!
Love,
Craven + Zak
2019-05-05 01:37:42 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Here's a new Kylo vid, hot off the presses. We were caught off guard by the trailer announcement, so it took us a little bit to collect our thoughts and bust this out, but hopefully it's worth the wait. Enjoy!
Love,
Crave + Zak
2019-04-24 02:21:02 +0000 UTC
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Happy Saturday everyone! We're still waiting for the final word on our Mortal Kombat dispute. In the meantime, we made the CCC live and announced it in a new video today. Check it out!
Stay tuned for more videos come soon, including a response to the Tac revolution from the makers of fine copper products.
Love,
Craven + Zak
2019-04-06 17:58:30 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
Fair warning, long post inbound! To get a kick ass new track, just jump to the end. The track in question is one we made for a charity drive we're calling The Copyright Claim Challenge.
As most of you know, the biggest challenge our channel faces is a daily onslaught of copyright claims against our videos. Best case, these claims result in any money our videos generate going into someone else's pockets. Worst case, it blocks the videos from public view entirely...
2019-03-29 02:06:47 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! As promised on the last episode of Excelsior, Zak brought in his friend Dani to talk about her live show Adult Sex Ed. They cover a pretty wide variety of topics, but over all we feel like this is a strong entry in the fight for better mental health.
This week we should have some updates for you about a song and video we're making for charity. The concept itself is very relevant to our channel and Youtube in general. We'll also make sure all of our Patrons get a copy...
2019-03-18 18:52:48 +0000 UTC
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Happy March, everyone! In an effort to be more consistent with our podcasting, here's a new episode of Excelsior coming at you hot and fast. Ideally we'd like to stick to a schedule of once a week uploads, one regular Auralnauts episode and one Excelsior. If you missed it, we uploaded a new Auralnauts podcast episode last week. Check it out for all of your Alita Battle Angel related needs.
Stand up comedian Brody Stevens took his own life last week, and it has the comedy world a l...
2019-03-01 19:48:21 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! Check out episode 18 of the regular Auralnauts podcast. Craven and Zak both went to see Alita separately. They wanted to talk about their thoughts so bad, but decided it might end up being a good topic for a podcast. Hope you enjoy it!
Stay tuned for more episodes of the regular podcast and Excelsior.
Love,
Craven + Zak
2019-02-22 23:46:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! It's Valentine's Day and the bitter scent of resentment is in the air! To mark the occasion, Zak posted a new episode of the Auralnaut's spin-off podcast Excelsior, and he does his best to give you some tips on becoming a lover supreme.
If you missed it we posted an absurd list of Star Wars facts that are the best kind of lies: ones loosely based on truth. We still want to t...
2019-02-14 17:38:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Got a new video for you today. We're messing around trying to find the right zone for things we can post on Youtube without getting destroyed by copyright strikes and take down notices, while still maintaining that signature Auralnauts ridiculousness.
We present you with this totally legit list of Star Wars facts based on things we've noticed throughout our extensive time spent working with the films. We guarantee that you haven't heard any of these facts befor...
2019-01-31 01:37:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Hope you're all having an excellent 2019 so far. If so, keep it up! If not, we hope this little update contributes at least a little bit of positivity.
As some of you may know, 2018 was not a great year for Youtube content creators. More and more channels are failing to meet Youtube's standards of ad friendly, and a lot of us, even with consistent audience growth, are seeing our content pushed to the fringes of the ever merciless algorithm. Hopefully this is th...
2019-01-25 20:56:17 +0000 UTC
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Happy new year, all of you beautiful people. Hope you had an awesome Christmas/Kwanza/Hanukkah/what have you. We’re gearing up for a bunch of new videos and music for the beginning of 2019, but in the meantime, Zak is here to help you relieve some of that seasonal darkness.
Like every other Spotify user, he was presented with his most listened to tracks of 2018. Hilariously, the top ten tracks are from when he dealt with a big breakup around this time last year. So join him as he bre...
2019-01-02 16:50:45 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Here it is at last. The original video for our Christmas song. We want to apologize for not making this one available to you early like usual. We filmed this at the Youtube Space, where the studio and equipment is free for Youtubers under one condition: you premiere the video on Youtube. We had to make it a one time launch because of that, but we'll return to our regularly scheduled sneak peeks after this video.
If you missed the last post, check it out and grab...
2018-12-04 17:40:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello, all of you wonderful people. As promised by our last post, here is the Christmas song we've been working on, featuring all the Patrons who ended up sending us their sweet vocals. We want to thank everyone who contributed to this. You never cease to amaze us with your enthusiasm. For those of you who wanted to contribute but couldn't make the deadline, don't worry. We'll have plenty more projects for you to get in on.
We put in a lot of work on this track and the forthcoming music ...
2018-11-30 02:54:36 +0000 UTC
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Hello, boys and girls. We've been working on a new song and we've decided to go big with it. We're always trying to come up with ways to involve our supporters in our work, and we think we've got a fun one for you: contributing vocals to our song's epic chant. Watch the video for details, then download the attachments if this sounds like something you'd be into.
We want this track to sound as huge and over the top as possible. Sure, we can fake a crowd, but where's the fun in that? You'v...
2018-10-28 00:21:29 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back, you blood thirsty boys and ghouls. Craven and Zak celebrate this Halloween season by dusting off Freddy Vs Jason and color commentating the hell out of it, FFC style. This movie was years in the making, with fans arguing back and forth about who they thought would win this fight. Then they actually made a movie, and it's debatable whether or not they should have. Either way, we have a lot of fun with it and we hope you do too. Enjoy!
Love,
Craven + Zak
2018-10-19 01:53:35 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey everyone. Hope you're having a delightful Halloween season. It's our personal favorite time of the year and we've been devouring horror movies with our friends and family to the point of disrupting our dreams.
So anyway, Episode 2 of Zak's podcast is available today! Internet all star Seanbaby is his guest and they get deep into dumb guy culture while they crack jokes about movies, video games and fighting. It may not be as vulnerable or serious as Episode 1, but I think w...
2018-10-15 18:46:40 +0000 UTC
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Hey eveyrone!
As mention in the previous post, here is a new spin-off podcast about men's mental health. This episode is just Zak, but each new episode will feature a different guest talking about a variety of topics in the hopes of reaching any guy who may be struggling.
This might be a huge mistake, but it feels like an important enough thing to try, even if it backfires. Hope you enjoy it!
Love,
Crave + Zak
2018-09-27 21:54:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
Hope you're all enjoying the cooler fall weather. Speaking as two guys who ride their bikes everywhere, humidity sucks, and it's nice to not have to bring a dry change of clothes anytime we want to go somewhere.
We know we've been quiet since our last release, but it's not for a lack of upcoming content, so we wanted to update you with what to expect in the near future and catch you up on anything you may have missed.
For the most part we've been working o...
2018-09-25 22:28:44 +0000 UTC
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Give a warm welcome the latest addition to our suite of biological upgrades, the sock defense grid. Now you...please stand by. Interference detected. Anomaly present. Warning. Warning.
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...please enjoy.
2018-08-14 19:12:52 +0000 UTC
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