JOE BOB GOES TO THE DRIVE-IN 10/19/21
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—Whatever else you can say about Halloween Kills, it’s ballsy as all get-out.
First of all, it’s got a cast of millions. If Haddonfield, Illinois, has a population of, say, 50,000, then every citizen is in this movie.
&nbs...
2021-10-19 10:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Splatterday, Homies!! Just got out of a loooong day of shooting (and getting way out of my comfort zone!! 😋) on The Barn 2. My death scene was nuts!! I can’t wait for y’all to see it! ❤️
I know we already showed Carrie with Dirty Dancing as an episode of Hollywood Saturday Night, but he is clearly doing it again this time as a promotion for the upcoming (at the time) The Rage: Carrie 2. A rare sequel that both JB and I love (unless he just got some extra pieces of...
2021-10-17 04:09:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Patreon Pals! Just got into my room in Pittsburgh & have a waaaay too early call time in the AM (otherwise I could’ve stayed in Miami for Rampage tonight, which was my original plan 😋). But it’s Friday which means we need a bit o’ Random Radness to start the weekend off right, and I’m here to hook you up! 🥰
I've come across a bunch of spots that JB did as part of the TNT coverage of Super Bowl XXXIII in Miami. A few have severe audio or video issues, b...
2021-10-16 03:38:30 +0000 UTC View Post
(Bridge at 11:28)
Happy Humpday, Homies!! Here’s the cl-ass-sick Night of the Living Dead episode featuring one of the most amazing panels he’s ever had on any of his shows! I know a lot of folks are watching these for Spooky Szn, so it seemed like a good time to post this one. (I’m also headed to shoot in Pittsburgh this weekend, and I’m really hoping I’ll have time to visit The NotLD cemetery while I’m there! 🥰)
I wanted to include this pic of JB...
2021-10-14 02:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe Bob's America 10/11/21
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—Every year the Social Security Administration publishes a list of the most popular baby names.
And let’s just stop right there for a minute. The Social Security Administration is supposed to be solely concerned with old age. Why are they hanging aroun...
2021-10-12 17:47:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to add Conquest of the Planet of the Apes as a double feature with last weeks Planet of the Apes. This probably isn't most peoples favorite from the franchise, but for someone like me that's not a Planet of the Apes expert, I did find his quick recap of the series (to this point) to be very helpful, and entertaining. I'm sure I'm not the only one that has a hard time tracking the ape family trees, and complicated time vines. (😋)
I am going to keep my eye out for any ot...
2021-10-10 06:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Alrighty, Mutants…less than 2 hours away from Blumhouse night at the Drive-In and I’m officially in freak out mode!!! 😋
Gonna go get a few last minute things done before the show starts, but in the meantime here’s that bit’ o’ Random Radness I promised: JB’s Ren Faire musings!
If you watched Love Witch with us last Valentine’s Day, you might know a little bit about how he feels about these. Personally, I love them, and it is totally my goal to take JB to one...
2021-10-08 23:29:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Patreon Pals! I’ll be back in a bit with your regularly scheduled Friday “Random Radness”, but whilst I’m flying (with limited wifi 😋) I wanted to remind you that The Last Drive-In is back tonight!!
Hope you can make it to the Halloween Hoedown tonight at 9pm ET. I will be social medi-ing all night long, so I hope you’ll join in on that with me, too! (And just between us, stick around to the end for an extra lil’ 🎃 surprise…)
See you soo...
2021-10-08 15:32:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring Sins of the Night, Sins of Desire, Posse
(Intro, Bridge Sins of Desire 8:18, Outro-Posse 18:00)
Hiya, homies! Sorry this one’s a whole day late! I’ve been shooting/traveling/prepping for Friday’s show and I totally lost track of what day it was!!! 😞
Better to get your JB fix late than never, though, so here’s this week’s Drive-In Theater. It’s the first night of Nick Cassavetes’s appearances. (I already posted Night 2 bc I’m wild & unpredicta...
2021-10-07 22:31:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In - 10/4/21
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—Well, it sounded like a cute idea.
I heard that somebody put together an animated version of George Romero’s classic Night of the Living Dead.
This had to be an obsessed fan in Youngstown doing stop-motion in h...
2021-10-05 14:15:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday, Patron Saints!
Here’s another installment of #AskJoeBob for ya. He does these randomly when he feels like it, so keep those questions a’comin’ for the times when he barks, “Question now!!” at me… 😉 Thanks for this one, Bill!
Side note: One of my lesser known Mail Ghoul duties is “Crumb Checker” (he ALWAYS manages to get crumbs everywhere!! 😋), but I wasn’t around for this one. I didn’t have the ❤️ to ask him to re...
2021-10-03 21:20:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Splatterday night, Patreon Pals! This here’s the vid I accidentally posted earlier this week, now fixed up to the best of my ability. Hope you enjoy, and that you are having a wonderfully wicked weekend! It’s our month, fright fiends, and we’ve gotta make every spooky day count! 🎃🖤
Here are those times codes for you:
Planet of the Apes:
Start the ...
First segment: Before the flick.
Second segment: About 15:27 in after Taylor laughs i...
2021-10-03 01:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiya, Halloween Homies!! Happy October! 🎃🖤🖤🖤
I am on set in Georgia, and will have to take a deeper dive into this episode after I wrap (and maybe have a nap…it’s been a long and VERY challenging day!)
I did want to start showing y’all some of the winners from the "Any Jerk Can Host" contest and this was the first I came across. Hope it makes you smile, and I promi...
2021-10-02 06:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostGood mourning, Patreon Pals! You might’ve gotten an email from me earlier and be wondering where that post is now. Well, I’m headed out of town for a few days & was loading up some new things for me to work on while I’m away. Instead of clicking “save” I hit “publish” (before it was ready…the sound on the mail segment is still a lil distorted), and emails went out to everyone letting you know a new post was up. 🤦🏻♀️
Sorry about that, but I’ll make ...
2021-09-30 11:37:19 +0000 UTC View Post
(Intro, Bridge at 6:07, Outro at 11:27)
Happy Humpday, Homies!! For your midweek offering I have Night 2 with Nick Cassavetes. I chose Night 2 bc there’s a mistake in the title cards and it said the movie was “Body of Evidence“, which I love. Once I realized it was a typo, I figured it was still a good one bc you get to see these 2 buds smoke up together…something that would NEVER happen now. 😋 It also has the intro to the Night of the Living Dead remake, which is a definite ...
2021-09-30 03:17:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, homies! I‘m pretty spent after a long (but awesome!) day at Monster Mania, but before I turn in I wanted to do my part to help ya tear the heart outta Splatterday Night…
Here are the time codes for this one (thanks again to Ben for helping us out eith these! 🥰)
Top Gun
Start the ...
First segment: Before the flick.
Second segment: About 25:40 in after Goose says "Naaaaaaah."
Third segment: About 39:08 in after Goose says...
2021-09-26 03:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Homies!! Here‘s a lil’ bit of goodness for your soul: JB with a bunch of adorable animals!! I wish I could go back in time and adopt every one of them. It makes me so sad that all of those beautiful lil’ babies needed so much help finding a home. I choose to believe they all got adopted after this and lived happily ever after. ❤️
On a more chipper note, thank you soooo much to all the awesome folks who stopped by to see us at Monster Mania. It was a super fun day, and I...
2021-09-25 03:53:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Patron Saints! 🙏 Just a couple lil’ updates fer ya…
I finally got the first round of Volume 2 the Blu-rays in the mail yesterday! 🥰 I didn't finish all of them, and will be at Monster Mania all weekend, but I’ll be sure to get the rest of them to the post office first thing next week! Thanks again for all your sweet well wishes while I was and especially for your amazing patience! ❤️ This here’s a lil’ preview pic of what the new Blus look like. (Art...
2021-09-24 01:13:33 +0000 UTC View Post
(Intro, Bridge is at 3:45, Outro is at 8:16)
Happy Humpday, Homies! I’m scurrying around trying to get things in order at home before I leave for this weekend’s convention, but there’s always time to help spread a lil’ JB love! 🥰
Bikini Summer II is an all-timer in my eyes, so I’m so stoked I found this one! Hope you ❤️ it, too, and I hope I’ll be seeing some of you this weekend! ❤️
2021-09-23 02:42:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe Bob's America - 9/21/21
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—People ask me all the time, “How do you do it, Joe Bob? How did you achieve that negative-27,000 environmental footprint?”
Easy. I recycle everything. I once recycled a One-Oh-Eight Freightliner dump truck with a flat-leaf spring suspension and a stand-up right-hand drive that I i...
2021-09-21 23:17:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Mutants, and Happy Splatterday Night!
Tonight I have a Monstervision ep that was requested by a couple of folks here on the Patreon, and it’s my pleasure to be able to share it with you! As always during Covid Recovery, y’all would’ve had a long wait on these time codes if Mr. Ben Nagy hadn’t offered to help With that. (Thanks again, Ben!) He also provided a lil’ trivia ya might find interesting, so here’s what he sent me, word for word:
“This was the ...
2021-09-19 06:34:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday, Mutants!
Tonight I have a video version of JB’s Column for you. It’s adorable to hear him talking about one of my major childhood crushes (Edward Furlong 🥰 ❤️❤️❤️), and he’s got some Trump hot takes before it was all the rage. 😉
Enjoy, and I’LL BE BACK!!! (Tomw, with a new/old Monstervision fer ya! 😎)
2021-09-18 03:18:54 +0000 UTC View Post
(Intro, 3:37 Blood and Concrete, 8:02 A Better Tomorrow/Outro)
Happy Humpday, Homies! Here’s your midweek JB fix. My vertigo is bonkers right now (I didn’t know that was a thing that happened at the end of Covid??), so I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. Enjoy the goofiness, and I’ll be back with a random bit of JB fun for you on Friday. ❤️
2021-09-16 05:35:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I‘ve gotten a lot of messages in the past few days from folks asking about packages they received tracking numbers for, but weren’t actually sent out yet. So I wanted to post an update here to get y‘all in the loop faster than trying to get back to everyone one at a time.
If your package hasn’t been sent it’s the 2nd Edition of the Blu-ray. I got everyone’s packaged and ready to go (that’s when you would have received the tracking numbers) but quickly realized there ...
2021-09-15 21:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post
By Joe Bob Briggs
NEW YORK—Nobody likes it when a new Batshit Crazy genre is created.
Let me correct that. Nobody likes it within the precincts of Los Angeles County when the Batshit Crazy genre shows up.
Fortunately James Wan, the Australian mega-grossout ...
2021-09-15 19:41:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Here’s a super classic ep I’ve been hoping to run across for a while now, and one that you‘ve requested a lot, too.
Scream Queen Extraordinaire Linnea Quigley stops by the trailer park to discuss what is probably my all time fave zombie film. He also shows Jaws 2, which is no Jaws 3D, of corpse, but I reckon it’ll do. 😉
Return of the Living Dead:
Start the ...
First segment: Before the flick.
Second segment:...
2021-09-12 05:14:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiya, homie! Here‘s a lil’ bit of o’ patented JBB wisdom to help start your weekend off with a 😊. Enjoy, with a beer or 10 if you’d like. 😉🖤
2021-09-11 04:27:30 +0000 UTC View Post
First off, I wanted to thank everyone for all the well wishes and let y’all know that I think I am finally starting to feel better. 🥰
For tonight‘s installment of Drive-In Theater I found a fun one where Job Bob interviews his buddy Miles O'Keefe (Tarzan) as part of Macho Man Month. (To this day JB still gushes about how “hot” he is…It’s kind of adorable. 😉)
Hope you’re having a wonderful week, Mutants! Back Friday with something fun fer ya! ❤️<...
2021-09-09 05:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Exactly 5 years ago today JB and I met for the first time, so this seemed like an appropriate #AskJBB. I’d say he more or less got it right, even if it’s a very simplified version. 😉 (My “fans” were my Snapchat buddies who encouraged my journey to go meet him & tell him the world needed him back, even though I was super shy & nervous to do so.)
Regardless, my silly fangirl trek to the bookstore ended up being life changing, so I’m very happy I found the coura...
By Joe Bob Briggs
CHARLOTTE, N.C.—Have you ever considered that maybe all the Customer Assistance reps—those perky people with headsets sitting in cubicles in Sandpoint, Idaho, the ones you talk to after listening to 45 minutes of cool-jazz vibraphone music or, for the especially cute mega-corporations, an endless loop of ...
2021-09-07 17:58:10 +0000 UTC View Post