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Future Hunters (Air Date 1/22/00)

Howdy, Patreon Pals! Still in Covid recovery mode, but couldn’t let Splatterday Night go by without getting you your Monstervision fix. (I love that the person who wrote this viewer mail called him out about his “Hollywood Saturday Night“ phase… 😋) 

Hope you’re having a wonderful weekend, Mutants. Sending a ton of socially distanced love your way! 😉🖤

Here are the codes.

Start the ...

First segment -- Before the flick

Second segment --...

Any Jerk Can Host Drive In Theater

Hiya, homies!

Here is a lil contest Joe Bob had for Drive In Theater back in 1988. (I'm still trying to track down one of those bitchin‘ shirts! 😋)

I found the tape with the winners, too, and I’ll be posting that for you soon. Enjoy the goofiness, and have a wonderful Labor Day weekend! 🖤

Zombie Island Massacre and Class of 1999 (Air Date 3/6/93)

(Bridge 5:35)

(Outro 11:48)

Happy Humpday, homies! 😊

Here’s your midweek JBB fix. The first movie I haven’t seen but want to check out. The second movie is one my favorites that we showed last season. It’s interesting to see his perspective then and now… (I don’t think a whole lot has changed. 😉)

I hope you’re having a wonderful week.

A Killing in a Small Town

For those who couldn’t join the Discord watchalong or just want to rewatch it without all the commentary, here is the full movie based on JB’s book “Evidence of Love”. (He also wanted me to remind you that the book is available on Amazon Books and Audible, if you want to check it out. It explains how It was possible for the jury to reach this verdict better than the movie does. 🖤) 

#AskJoeBob

Greetings, Patreon Pals! 

A lot of you should have had stuff shipped to you today. For anyone that has been a Patron Saint four months or longer, it’s your copy of the 2nd Edition of The Lost Drive-In Blu-ray (aka Breakin Fu, Electric Joe Bob Blu.) I also personally sent some shirts to a few people that had issues with theirs, or didn’t receive one, and Patreon hadn’t dealt with it yet. 😞  Hopefully the shirt issues are behind us, bc we do have a new person at Patreon...

Hairspray and America Graffiti (Air Date 8/14/99)

Happy Splatterday Night (on the west coast) Patreon Pals!

I hope you enjoy this chat between two total icons. I’m gonna get some much needed zzzzzzzs and hopefully see some of you tomw for the final day of Crypticon! ❤️

Hairspray

Start the ...

First segment -- before the flick.

Second segment -- about 14:10 in, "Could I please be excused to go to the library to study?"

Third segment -- about 26:41 in after the two girls walk past...

Joe Bob Saves Christmas (Air Date 12/91)

i really wanted to hold onto this one till the horrordays rolled around, but I’m too impatient and had to share!! Enjoy the goofiness, Patreon Pals!

PS- We are at Crypticon Seattle this weekend (Felissa Rose is here, too!). If you’re in the area come say Howdy! 🤠

The Unborn and Maniac Cop II (Air Date 5/22/93)

Intro: 0:05: The Unborn

Bridge: 4:59: Maniac Cop II

Outro: 9:01

The Unborn was directed by the still photographer from Sorority House Massacre II (Rodman Flender) so there's its bona fides, and what can I say about Maniac Cop II that hasn't already been said by the man above...and also Joe Bob. ;)

Sadly he was right about the K-W Drive In, which is pictured below.

Hope you’re having a wonderful week, Patreon Pals!  Can’t wait to show you what we’ve bee...

The Last Starfighter & Peacemaker (Air Date 9/12/98)

Happy Splatterday, Mutants! It’s been another very long travel day for me, but fortunately I had some help on this one!

My Homie (and JB historian, basically 😋) Ben got these time codes ready for you tonight. (Thank you very much for that! )

Alas, this one had a lil’ snafu. I’m just gonna copy/paste what he sent to me so you can understand the problem.  

“Here are those Last Starfighter time codes for you -- taken from the 25th anniversary Blu-ray.

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Mail Girl Auditions

Happy Friday (by El Lay time 😋), Mutants! 

This tape BLEW MY MIND when I found it! It’s the final callbacks to find Kathy’s replacement (who was Honey’s replacement) as the new “TNT Mail Girl”.  

As we know, “Reno” actually got the gig, but it’s interesting that “Rusty” is in this group, too. I asked JB what the story was, and he said Reno was their first choice, but she got offered a movie role and was going to have to miss a lot of tapings. They ...

The People Under the Stairs & Shocker (Air Date 5/29/93)

(Intro, 4:59 Bridge, 9:17 Outro)

Happy Humpday, Homies! Here’s a dynamite double feature for your mid-week viewing pleasure. 

Both of these are AMAZING flicks. Shocker definitely should’ve had a butt load of sequels, and The People Under the Stairs will always be special to me. (My dad rented it one year when my “friends” stood me up for our Halloween plans. We both ended up loving it and it turned what could’ve been a sad Halloween into a happy memory. 🥰)

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The Elephant Man (Air Date 4/25/97)

Here ya go…The Time Codes! Now you can really enjoy this cl-ass-sick film/ep! 🖤

The Elephant Man-

Single feature. Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.

Watch until 14:42 (Treves in shock), watch second Joe Bob segment.

Watch until 32:41 (Treves talks to the unmasked Merrick),  watch third JB segment.

Watch until 57:07 ("Are you ready for tea?"), watch fourth JB segment.

Watch until 1:10:07 (Romeo), watch fifth JB segment.

#AskJoeBob

Happy Sunday Mourning, Patreon Pals!

Apologies for not getting your normally scheduled Monstervision ep posted last night.  It was another long travel day for me, and when I finally got home  (at 11:30 pm PST…still technically Splatterday! 😉) and ready to post it, I realized the one I’d planned to post had a bunch of unfortunate tech issues. 😞 I started trying to fix ’em, but it was quite an undertaking and I am a lil’ embarrassed to admit I fell asleep in t...

Friday the 13th Marathon (Air Date 10/31/98)

I’ve been working all day to get this posted for ya!! It wasn’t in the best shape and took some fiddlin‘, but I think it’s watchable now! 🥰

Time Codes below (thanks again to Mr. Ben Nagy, who got these to you way faster than I ever coulda on my own! ❤️)

Friday the 13th

First break: About 19:14 in after they walk away from the archery range

Second break: About 32:58 in, after Crazy Ralph rides off

Third break: About 46:55 in, after the second lightn...

Hard to Die & Sorority House Massacre II…This time with Melissa Moore (Air Date 10/8/94)

(Intro Hard to Die, Bridge Sorority House Massacre II 6:52, Outro 13:00)

Here we go! The perfect companion piece to the previous post: Here’s Melissa Moore‘s interview during Attack of the Queen Bs month. Enjoy! 🥰

Die Hard/Hard to Die/Sorority House Massacre II w/ Jim Wynorski (Air Date 2/12/94)

(Intro Die Hard/Hard to Die, 5:37 Hard to Die, 10:08 Bridge #2, 18:53 Outro)

Apologies for not getting this posted yesterday. Vimeo was acting up on me. 😞

It was worth the wait, though! I love this interview with Jim Wynorski and I extra love that they are talking about one of my very favorite movies of all time, Sorority House Massacre II! I have an extra lil’ bonus to go along with this I’m trying to find for you. and if I do I shall post that shortly.

Happy Thursda...

Part 2 of the Uncensored (90-ish Minute) Wes Craven Pre-Interview

Part 2 , finally done. Hopefully Part 3 will be ready for you tomw. 🥰❤️❤️

Spaceballs (Air Date 1/15/00)

Here are your long  awaited  time codes for this one. (I actually finished these a couple weeks ago but apparently forgot to post 😞. If you ever see that happen DEFINITELY Lmk…Thanks To Bill for the reminder on this one!!)

Here goes:

Spaceballs: Single feature. Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.

Watch until 22:36 ("LONE STARR!"), watch second Joe Bob segment.

Watch until 34:54 (In the desert), watch third JB segment.

W...

Audio Messages from 1-900-4JOEBOB

Bonus Friday Fun: Here's the first of the long lost audio messages from Joe Bob's 900 #. If you called 1-900-4JOEBOB back in the 90s this is what you would've heard  for $2.99 a minute...Those are Corey Hotline prices!!! ;) 

This was labeled as message one, but like a lot of things in the vault it was mislabeled, so it kinda jumps around. Hope you dig it bc I have LOOOOOOOOTS more of these coming up for ya! :) xoxo

Part 1 of Uncensored Wes Craven Pre-Interview for Monstervision

Howdy, homies! Here's the very special Friday treat I was talking about in the last post, I wanted to post it on Monday for Wes's birthday, but the tape had a few probs I had to sort out first (lip sync...stuff like that.) 

The whole tape is actually around 90 mins of an unedited Wes Craven pre-interview he did for his Monstervision appearance back in 1997. Since there is a lot to work on to try to get this one the best quality I can, I decided it's easiest to post in segments. So ...

Arcade, Body Shot & Purple Rain (Air Date 9/23/95)

(Intro, Bridge at 4:06, Outro at 10:16)

Happy Humpday, Ho-mies!! (It's still Wednesday in Hawaii so it totally counts! ;) The wifi where I am is sooooooooo slow so it took 2000 years to upload this baby, but at long last, here's your midweek JB fix.

If I were MG in this era I would've had to stand up for Rat Rights on this one. (Adding a pic of my beloved Ratt Murdock in honor of all the super cool rats out there that definitely DON'T deserve to be murdered, 90's JB!!! ;) It's als...

#AskJoeBob

Here’s a verrrrrrrry looooooooong answer to a question submitted by David  Mitchell. Thanks for this, David, and keep ‘em coming, Patreon  Pals! ❤️

(Side Note: The best Women in Prison movie is Chained Heat 2. #justsayin’ 😉) 

Tearin' the Heart out of Saturday Night!

A couple folks asked about this, and late night on a Saturday feels like the perfect time for a rewatch of this catchy-as-heck ditty…May it inspire you to Tear the Heart Out of this and every Splatterday! 🤠❤️

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Air Date 3/11/2000)

Time Codes-

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Single feature.

Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.

Watch until 20:36 ("You come with me to the graveyard, and I will show you."), watch second Joe Bob segment.

Watch until 29:57 ("I didn't even break a nail."),  watch third JB segment.

Watch until 42:34 (...rather fond of passing out...), watch fourth JB segment.

Watch until 49:57 (Confused cheerleaders), watch fifth JB segment.

Watch...

Joe Bob tours El Lay with Monique Gabrielle

Happy Friday, Freaky Friends! 🥰 Here’s your lil bit o’ something random to get your weekend started off right.  I looooove Monique Gabrielle, and this clip reminds so much of what it’s actually like driving around with JB. He is constantly giving me heck for my El Lay-ness. Funny how he has’t changed that much after all these years… 

Enjoy, and I hope you have a wonderful weekend!, Patreon Pals! ❤️❤️❤️

Raw Nerve and Emanuelle in Bangkok (Air Date 7/2/94)

Happy Humpday, Homies!! (It still technically is in El Lay… 😉) It’s been a long (happy!) day of visiting w my family in NC and taking them to their first wrasslin’ show. (My dad was not impressed… 😋)

I’m wiped but I wanted to get your midweek JB fix in for ya before I get some zzzzzzs. Hope you’re having a wonderful week, Patreon pals! ❤️

When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth and Howard the Duck (Air Date 8/9/97)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! This is another one I’m gonna have to owe ya time codes on, but I promise you’ll have ‘em sometime this week. (The ones from last Splatterday are up now, btw. JB was not amused when he found out I was posting here during our live show at the Mahoning. 😋)

Both these flicks are super fun! Howard the Duck gets a lot of hate, but I actually like it. Good to know JB is a fan, too! 🥰

Now go forth and tear the ❤️ outta Splatterday night, h...

Joe Bob's Narrow World (Air Date 8/17/91)

Happy Friday, Mutants! Here’s a lil’ quickie to help ya have a happy weekend! ❤️ This one seemed appropriate for now for many reasons, but mostly bc we are officially going to Crypticon Seattle soon and I so can’t wait for that!

As a lil‘ bonus, here’s a look at some of the old school “spam“ JB used to send out to folks (sent to me by Ben N…Thank you! ❤️)

I often get messages from people asking if JB’s been hacked bc he always asks everyone  for ...

976-EVIL 2 and House IV (Air Date 6/4/94)

(Intro, Bridge at 4:01, Outro 8:53)

I fell asleep after wrasslin’ (still fighting off that pesky cold), so a bit late with your usual Humpday offering. It’s a good one, though, so hopefully that helps make up for it a lil’. 🥰

I loooooove 976-EVIL 2 so much!! And I squealed with glee the first time I saw this nifty lil’ Easter egg:

House IV is a fun, one too. This would�...

The Making of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

I thought tonight was gonna be a bit more festive, with a watchalong and whatnot. Alas, I still feel poopy and JB is exhausted, so this (amazing!!) look back at the making of TCM 2 is just gonna have to do for now. (“Make that Saw Fu bigger!!!” 😋)

Thank you soooooooo much to everyone who joined us at the Mahoning this weekend. I hope you enjoyed the Jamboree , despite the hiccups (darn you, Mother Nature!!!) It was awesome to get to see some of you from here and put fa...