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June 2023 Rewards

Greetings brethren, and happy last day of Pride! Hope you all got out there and celebrated this month!

This month's selection is even more eclectic than usual. You'll never guess who gets stripped, spanked, and humiliated!

No, seriously, I'm pretty sure none of you will be able to guess. Being able to surprise you guys with unhinged rule 34 is half the reason I do this.

-In the spirit of that, let's start with the most random. I can't be the only one who had a weird crush on...

May 2023 Rewards

SIX stories this month! They're mostly shorties. It was a lot of fun to write where the wind took me this month, so to speak!

As always, thanks for supportin' my wacky hijinks. Now let's get on with the descriptions!

First up is a Final Fantasy VI fanfiction: Party Wipe. Ever wonder what would happen if Ultros got his octopus tentacles on all the male party members from that game? If you guessed "give them all a humiliating spanking", reward yourself with a biscu...

April 2023 Rewards

Howdy fellas! We've got a ton of stuff for you this month, so let's get right to it!

First off, the whopper. Dungeon of Charms has a second part! In their mission to take down the villainous casino (and bondage auction) owner, Shinbaku, while also staying one step ahead of his men, Hiran and Fleet recruit a new ally to their team--the horny horse himself, Inorog the bounty hunter! But things quickly go south when they're attacked and find themselves transported to a magical dun...

March 2023 Rewards

Howdy pardners! It's time to rustle up another batch of stories with all those things we like. Nudity, spanking, and men being dominated.

To start things off, if you've been following me since the good old days™ you may remember one of the first fanfics I ever put online: K.O. Pains. I was a big fan of Street Fighter as a kid, especially the hunky men. Ken and Ryu was one of the first slash pairings I actually remember consciously shipping. My fanfic asked the questio...

February 2023 Rewards

Happy February, pals! Who's ready for some fun with paddles?

Let's get right to it! For our first offering, we've got a fic which may become part of an ongoing series, featuring Lobo from DC comics hunting down various superheroes and punishing them at the behest of a mysterious employer. Can any hero evade the Main Man's lap, or keep their tights from being humiliatingly peeled off? First up is Green Lantern's resident gruff 'n tough drill sergeant, Kilowog!

Next we have another ...

January 2023 Rewards

Greetings, hornheads! Is the New Year treating you well so far? Let's get right to it today!

We'll begin with a story I've been looking forward to writing for some time. My characters Inorog and Captain Foo in an epic teamup! These two have faced off against each other in the past, but this'll be the first time they've been on the same side. It seems Captain Foo needs to hire Inorog to reclaim a certain ring he's lost. But what about the ring could be so important he'll even bargain his...

December 2022 Rewards Post

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Are you sick of people saying that yet? Well too bad! The whippings will continue until morale improves!

Speaking of whippings, we have another bevy of hunk spankerings on tap for you all today! What better way to ring in the new year than some muscular butts turning red?

First up is a story made for a commission I got some time back of Major Armstrong and Sig Curtis from Fullmetal Alchemist. I loved the artwork so much that I wanted to make ...

A Little Early Holiday Cheer

Season's Greetings!

The holidays are upon us, folks! And we're celebrating the way we celebrate everything—by kidnapping our favorite childhood cartoon crushes, stripping them naked, and giving them a spanking. Today our victims are the trio from Gargoyles: Brooklyn, Broadway, and Lexington.

The impetus for this particular story came from a twitter post I'd made postulating: "What if Krampus was one of Oberon's children? And what if he spanked all the hunky Gargoyle guy...

November 2022 Rewards

Greetings, everyone! Did you have a pleasant Thanksgiving, those of you living in the U.S.? And are you ready for the winter holidays coming up?

As many of you know, I've spent much of this month working on Spanksgiving drabbles featuring my characters. It's been a real blast! Writing and completing a full story every day for a month was both challenging and fulfilling. And I'm not the only one who participated! Check the #Spanksgiving hashtag on twitter to see lots of great work by a v...

No Patreon Content This Month

Though you could proooobably figure that when I didn't even do the public posts this month.

Suffice to say, Bad Ass Weekend was super draining (to the extent Hiran and I are planning to skip next year--it just takes too much out of us). And then we both got sick right afterwards for a few weeks, AND THEN Hiran's mom came to visit for a bit... Just had a lot going on. But next month should be much better. We finally have an open schedule, and also there's gonna be the #Spanksgiving promp...

September 2022 Rewards

Well here we are! I lost a week this month to my family visiting, so wasn't sure I'd be able to work up a rewards post. But lo and behold, the fates came through! So let's go over what butts we'll be blistering for your carnal pleasures this month, eh?

First off, we have another chapter of Avengers ASSemble for you. I know I say it every month, but we are SO CLOSE to the end of this story! There should be only one more chapter after this, then an epilogue. I'd like to thank eve...

August 2022 Rewards

Howdy y'all!

So this month's been pretty crazy, for a variety of reasons. And the next couple look just as bad, if not more so! So let's get this train a'moving!

First on our docket is the next chapter of Avengers ASSemble, as we draw ever-closer to our series finale. The heroes have finally teleported right on top of the Handler, and it's an all-out slamfest as they work to stop his fiendish plans. However, the Handler has some unexpected help in the form of a trio of vi...

July 2022 Rewards

Ho there! Happy end to July! Have you been beating the heat? Hopefully it begins to cool down soon. But in the meantime, the butts around here just keep getting hotter!

No new Avengers ASSemble chapter this month. Before finishing the final act I've been hard at work updating prior chapters to better fit my quality standards. I've juggled some scenes around, tightened up the action, added a few additional scenes where needed, and removed others that didn't work. You can read the results...

June 2022 Rewards

Salutations! A bevy of goodies for you this month, courtesy of our business partners Hand, Paddle, and Strap!

First off a continuation of our hit from a few months back: Capture Competition! The elder gargoyles fly to the rescue of their captured young pack-mates, along with two surprising allies: Sir Griff and King Arthur! Will this dynamic alliance be successful in freeing Brooklyn, Broadway, and Lexington from their spanking plight, or are they doomed to join them? Two exciting chapt...

No New Content For May

Sorry y'all! We had a guest stay with us a week this month, which kinda ate into my writing time. I thought long and hard about doing a 'filler' post with various bits and bobs I've got laying around the hard drive, just to put something out there and collect the month's check, but I didn't want to do that to you. You all deserve quality! Next month we should have some real content brewing.

Just a note on timelines for a few projects I've got cooking. Over the next few months I plan to....

April 2022 Rewards

Greetings, fellow spankers! Just your friendly neighborhood unicorn here, full of your red-bottomed entertainment for the month.

Firstly on the block we've got two more chapters of Avengers ASSemble. After their brutal defeat by Hulk last chapter, our beleaguered heroes have to wipe the tears from their eyes and form a new plan. What they come up with relies, for once, more on subterfuge than brute force. But can Hulkling's shapeshifting withstand scrutiny from the Handler's wh...

March 2022 Rewards

Hidey ho! Another fine month is upon us, and you know what that means. Another fresh batch of asses to be caught, bared, and spanked!

First off we have several new chapters of Avengers ASSemble. Following their latest defeat at the X-Mansion, as well as the loss of Captain America, the Avengers are lacking in direction and licking their wounds. Into this power vacuum steps a new man to lead them... S.H.I.E.L.D. director, master of espionage, and all around gruff daddy bear, Nick Fury. 2022-03-31 16:35:34 +0000 UTC View Post

February 2022 Rewards

Howdy pardners! Your spank-obsessed unicorn here with a batch of monthly rewards, as per usual!

We went for quality over quantity this time. First off is the next chapter of Avengers ASSemble. We begin with a brief interlude in the X-Mansion as we check in on Angel and Banshee's mission to access Cerebro. Then we come back to the main group in their continuing mission to free their fellow mutants from the spanking traps they've fallen prey to. The longer they stay in the mansion however...

January 2022 Rewards

Happy Year of the Tiger, everyone!

We've got a fresh batch of rewards for you again this month. Another wide variety of men being punished and spanked silly, just the way they deserve!

—First off is the next chapter of Avengers ASSemble. This month we see the heroes following up on the note the Handler had left for them in the wake of his escape. A team of reserve X-Men arrive to check on their fellow mutants at Xavier's Mansion. What they find though is their friends and teamma...

December 2021 Rewards

Oi! What a year it's been, eh? I'd like to say next one has to be better, but... Just do your best to take care of yourselves, and each other, okay?

From my perspective though, this year has been pretty good for me. I get to live with someone really wonderful now who I probably don't deserve, and I get to make a lot of goofy shit and share it with people. I truly couldn't ask for anything more. Thank you all for helping make that possible. =]

We've got some pretty good stuff this ...

Nov 2021 Rewards

Hello all! Hope all those living in the States had a marvelous Thanksgiving. And now of course we're gearing up for the winter holidays. It never ends around here!

The reward this month is the third (and last) preview for the third Argus story: Argus the Werewolf Spanker - In the Heart of the Order. The complete ebook had been planned to be published by now, but my usual cover artist is not able to complete work on the cover so we're scrambling for a replacement! Regardless, I ...

Oct 2021 Reward

Hello all! 

Sorry I went for a few months without any updates (though just as a reminder, I only charge for months in which I post content, so you can stay subscribed to me worry-free during those "quiet" months). I hope everyone has been well! Are you prepared for a most frightful Halloween?

This month we have a second preview of the upcoming Argus third story! Just as a heads-up, I have the first draft of the entire text completed now. The only thing I'm waiting on is Pocky...

July Rewards (2021)

'sup, yo!

This month we interrupt our regular programming for something special. After a five year wait, I'm delighted to say I've finally begun work on the third book of Argus the Werewolf Spanker.

I've always had a special connection to the Argus stories, those fun, sexy, epic, ridiculous romps, and they're probably my most well-known (or infamous) works outside the fandom. I'm really hoping the third entry can be just as fun as the first two.

Attached is...

June Rewards (2021)

Greetings intrepid patrons! How are you all doing in this crazy heatwave? Remember to stay in the shade and keep hydrated!

Our offerings this month are one (1) new chapter of Avengers ASSemble. This chapter is all about the spanking of Cable. Do you think our grizzled X-Daddy will be able to handle such a demeaning punishment? This chapter, like all chapters of Avengers ASSembled, was co-written by the beautiful and lovely Hiran: 2021-06-30 18:55:39 +0000 UTC View Post

May Rewards

Happy Spring, everyone! Are you vaccinated yet? And if not, how many spankings will it take to convince you!

Our offerings today are three—count 'em, three!—new chapters of Avengers ASSemble. These chapters are real game-changers, and shake up the status quo. In the wake of the Handler's capture, will the other heroes be freed from his control? Or is this only the start of the Avengers' difficulties?

In addition to those, there's also a 'bonus' story this month involving Reinh...

April 2021 Rewards

Hey everybody! Another long gap between posts. Moving was fun! But I'm all settled in now with the pangolin boyf. It's our mutual first time living together with a Significant Other, so we're figuring out how all that works.

But what of spanks, you ask!

We have a new chapter of Avengers Assemble for your eyes this month, along with a corresponding collection of visual aides. The Handler takes another step on his master plan, this time targeting a new batch of heroes. Will they be ...

January Rewards

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope everyone's 2021 is shaping up to be better than the year before. If not, here's hoping things improve for you.

The holidays put a big crinkle in my plans. In addition to that, I'm planning to move soon which may delay the monthly rewards further. I've noticed a few patrons commonly drop off towards the end of the month, then sign back up at the start. Just so you all know, I have this account set so it only charges on months when I provide content. If I ...

October Rewards

Greetings all, and of course Happy Halloween! This month's offerings aren't exactly spook-inspired, but mayhaps they'll give you a chill anyway!

Three more chapters of Avengers ASSemble have been, well, assembled for your partaking. These ones were particularly fun, as Hiran and I began drawing not just on heroes, but numerous villains as well to join the fray. Hopefully you'll get a kick out of them!

I know I've said it every month, but I'd also highly encourage all my American s...

September Rewards

Greetings all! Hope everyone is doing well this month. Are you registered to vote? Better get on that, buckos! Time's runnin' out.

Three more chapters of the Avengers ASSemble story come to you today. Just speaking personally, these are some of my favorite chapters because I just love everything X-Men. It was a joy to craft some delicious perils for them to find themselves in. Hope you enjoy them too!

As before, these were all co-written with the aide of Hiran aka. Once3333 2020-09-30 18:36:30 +0000 UTC View Post

August Rewards

Greetings all! Here are the next entries in the Avengers ASSemble storyline. Three brand-new chapters delivered to you, piping hot!

The cast expands heavily in these chapters, as the mainline Avengers enter the fray and we have our first big superhero fight! ...only with a lot more stripping and spanking than usual. We're also shown a glimpse of Handler's future plans. Do you have any favorite heroes who haven't appeared yet?

Thank you all for supporting me! Like last time, these ...