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July Reward

Hello all! I hope everyone is continuing to stay safe through this pandemic. Coincidentally, please for the love of god make sure you're registered to vote in November.

This month's story selection is a bit of a surprise. It's a longform Avenger's fanfiction co-written with patron Leo Once3333 (aka. Hiran) and features an OC of our shared creation appearing in the Marvel universe--a villain named The Handler with the power to control the mind of any man whose butt he slaps. Predictably,...

Dungeon of the Thorn Knight available now!

Much quicker than anticipated! Usually it takes a few days, ha ha!

Announced on twitter yesterday, but in case anyone missed it you can purchase a digital copy of your very own at the following link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B089FBNVL4/

If you happen to enjoy, please also consider leaving the story a rating and review on Amazon. Those are the best ways to entice new readers!

For ev...

May Reward

In these unprecedented times, I did the same thing I always do which is write spank porn.

This month I finished my latest eBook "Dungeon of the Thorn Knight", based upon the story of Sir Turquine from Arthurian mythology. I've been reading a lot of T. H. White lately, and somehow that fascination lead to me wanting to put my own spin on the tale. It doesn't get much more niche though than "gay King Arthur fanfiction for spankos", so I'd really appreciate anyone interested enough to chec...

April Fics

Hello all! Here is an aggregate of the work I finished and posted for April. Just on a personal side, today is also my birthday.  :P

First up we have "Three Tricks", a story commissioned by Once3333 of the characters Fang and Yama from the cartoon show Gargoyles. I'm a humongous Gargoyles fan, so it was a lot of fun to write this fic. It takes place shortly after the events of the Bad Guys comic, so be sure you're all caught up before reading!

Next is "A Les...

So What Happened? (Changes to Patreon Update)

Well, the long and short of it is that my dad passed away.

It's okay. I'm fine. And I'm not really saying it to ply for sympathy. It happened in late December, a day before what would have been his birthday. This is the first time I've mentioned it anywhere online. I hadn't been close to him since my teens, and in fact had been estranged from him for most of my life, but the news still hit me hard. I found it difficult to work, and snowballed month after month as the burden of shame gre...

December Poll #2

Well! Kimahri overwhelmingly won the last poll. I'm starting to think you guys have a type or something -:P Well, you know the drill by now. Who will be spanking our stoic and taciturn Ronso guardian?

Will it be...

BARRET, sent through a strange portal into a barbaric world where the only rules are to spank or be spanked?

BIRAN and YENKE, Kimahri's childhood bullies--cruel, mean, and eager to fall back on old habits?

IFRIT, summoned from a realm of flame to dispense &n...

December Poll

Hope everyone is having a sweet December so far, and is on track for enjoying the winter holidays! This time of year can be quite stressful, so I hope everybody is hanging in there.

I'm gonna get right to the descriptions today, because I know y'all are eager to see who's on the table. Replacing Ryu and Genn Greymane from last month, we have Kimahri and Craig Marduk, suggested by Paranoia_LP and Leo Once3333 respectively!

As always, vote for as many options as interest you. The lo...

December Suggestions

Here's where you can make your suggestions for the next guy on the punishment list! Since Ryu received no votes last month he'll be eliminated from the running along with Greymane. That frees up two spots for brand-new butts!

I think how this'll work is each guy nominated will be entered into a random drawing, so everyone's picks will have an equal chance to win. Some nominations may be denied by myself based on certain criteria, but I'll notify you if that happens. Returning champions ...

November Reward (Rexxar&Garrosh/Greymane)

Oof! Right down to the wire here. I have to admit, I was a bit intimidated to write this story. But I think the final results came out good. Even if your chosen spanker didn't win the poll, you might want to check this fic out anyway. I tried to include something for everybody.

Big thanks to Lyceum and patron Lucky Stallion for their aid in beta-reading!

I had completely forgotten to make a "suggestion" post this month, so I'll do that tomorrow. There will still be a story for Dec...

November Poll #2

"And you're sure he's takin' da bait, mon?"

Garrosh's mouth split into a grimacing smile. "See for yourself. Like a mongrel chasing after a bone."

He held up the scrying crystal to project its vision to the assembled men--his most trusted warriors and generals. There, the Gilnean king, Genn Greymane was revealed. Still as fit and hale as he'd ever been, Genn had long contended a strong "pack leader" should fight on the front lines alongside his troops. But now he was shown to be a...

November Poll

Alright, November's offerings on the table! There are a few changes this month. First of all, voting for multiple subjects is allowed this time, so you don't have to feel limited to just one if you're really having trouble deciding. Secondly, I've decided that in addition to removing the previous month's winner, I'll also take away the spankee who got the least amount of votes/interest each month in an effort to keep things "fresh" and free up space for new faces. That means Boulder unfortuna...

October Bonus

As a special bonus this month, I'm including a sneak peek at a story in my upcoming collection "Tales From Ass-Beat City". This one is appropriately spooooooky-themed, so I thought it might be fun for folks to read. :P

October Reward (Hellboy/Lobo)

Happy Orctober, everyone! I hope you have plenty of candy ready for trick or treaters, and your spooookiest costumes lined up. I've been burning the midnight oil here myself, prepping the first monthly story reward for you all.

You all voted Hellboy for spankee this month, followed by Lobo as the spanker. However, a notable portion of you also voted for the roles to switch, meaning this story has a shocking twist in it.

I'm pretty proud of this one, and I experimented a bit with m...

October Poll #2

And our first lucky winner waaaas... *drumrolls*  the one-and-only Hellboy! Congrats, big guy. Fitting for Halloween month, eh? That spawn of Azzael will no doubt regret his inclusion though when he sees the lineup we've amassed here for him. Who can best turn Hellboy's red butt even redder?

So my rough plan for these polls was to amass a selection of fellas from the winning character's "home" series, and then include an option for crossovers too if patrons preferred. However, I ha...

October Poll Do-Over

 [Oopsie. Sorry guys. I had made the last poll public so people could see what sort of story options would be available. But I hadn't realized that'd also make VOTING open to the public! D'oh! I've deleted that first poll and opened up this new one just for you, my faithful patrons. Hopefully I did it right this time. So if you wouldn't mind voting a second time, that'd be wonderful of you.

Told you I was new to Patreon!

What follows is a copy/paste of the first poll's descri...

Submit More Victims!

Here's where you can submit dudes you'd like to see punished and humiliated. Each month a guy is featured in a story, then taken off the poll for next time. Their replacement is drawn from the list of guys YOU suggest! So here's where you can go all out.  Your suggestion can be just about anybody--fellas from comics, games, anime, TV shows, or even random MtG cards. Human, anthro, alien, fantasy... Nothing is too outlandish, nothing is too ridiculous, nothing is too insipid. As long as t...

Quick Poll

Just a quick lil something to guage interest in what y'all are here for. From my work, do you tend to prefer...

Welcome!

Hey there! Thank you for taking the time to give this a look! I hope you'll enjoy your time here. This is just a general information and intro post for those who may be unfamiliar with my work.

If you'd like some free samples of things I've written before, nearly everything ends up on my Furaffinity page eventually: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/croup/  You will need to turn adult settings on.

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