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646 - LIV Strong feat. PFT Commenter (7/18/22)

@PFTCommenter joins us for a tour around the wide world of sports! We talk the new Saudi golf tour LIV, Cletus the NFL transformer, gambling tips, the horniness of Yankee greats, and the future of sports media. PLUS Rep. Clay Higgins speaks directly to the cartels.

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645 - Cider House Rules for Life feat. John Early

On today's episode the gang is joined by John Early of 'Search Party' and 'Would It Kill You to Laugh?' Topics include: the death of Ivana Trump, the closure of Lauren Boebert's Shooters, tall tales of fentanyl laced money, bottom-meals, Jordan Peterson's advice for the Muslim world,  how many American movies actually feature abortion, and the imminent coming of Dark Barney.

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FALL TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT

Greetings Grey Wolves,

We are proud to announce our Fall Tour, a Four Corners hop around America playing some of our biggest shows ever. We're planning on making these Big Fun Shows, featuring special guests, perhaps some musical acts, and as always, spoofs, goofs and riffs on current events. So join us in:

Chicago @ The Vic Theater, Oct. 1

Los Angeles @ The Theater at Ace Hotel, Oc...

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644 - Hunter Gatherer (7/11/22)

The boys mourn the loss of former Japanese PM Shinzo Abe and reflect on his life and career and speculate as to why someone smoked his ass with a 2-liter Pepsi and pack of Mentos. They then discuss Elon "Mr. Too Damn Follow Through" Musk's backing out of buying Twitter, Hunter Biden's latest antics, and President Brandon's cratering approval rating.

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643 - Are Boris feat. Ollie Vargas (7/7/22)

The boys tip a hot ‘n frothy pint farewell to the boy Boris. Then, Will is joined by journalist Ollie Vargas to discuss the current rising tide of leftist leadership in Central and South America, including energy independence, nationalization of resources, the future of oil and narcotics trade, and the possibility of countering American hegemony in the region.

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642 - The Dinner Party (7/5/22)

We hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend. After last week’s coverage of the politics of the Roe reversal, we now move on to taking a look at the media, because boy is the consent manufacturing machine whirring into gear. Will looks at a trio of pieces from the New York Times that appear to be buttering up the readership to place the blame squarely on those least responsible, plus time well-spent on a profile of the most annoying people on Earth!

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641 - Fourth Meal Reich (6/30/22)

Folks, the president threw burger. He threw burger, ok? Burger was thrown, the ketchup…running down the White House walls. So we catch up on the only good gossip out of the J6 hearings, then continue pulling on some threads from Monday’s episode. The dire judicial stranglehold on democracy, useless dems, potential challengers to Biden in ‘24, the cowardice of cops, and the need to build with people in real life. But there’s also some real silly stuff in here.

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640 - Roe Wasn’t Burnt in a Day (6/28/22)

The crew discusses the massive news of the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe. We talk about the overt evils and incompetent failures that got us to this point, the immediate reactions from various parties, and what may lie in the future.

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639 - Two Dicks, One Coup feat. Jefferson Morley (6/23/22)

Author and journalist Jefferson Morley joins the boys to talk about his new book “Scorpions' Dance: The President, the Spymaster, and Watergate” which examines the CIA’s role in Watergate and the ensuing power struggle between Nixon and his DCI Richard Helms. Morley breaks down “The Cuban Thing” and “who shot John”, as well as the the past, present and future of The Agency and the fun and colorful biographies of CIA all-stars Howard Hunt and James Jesus Angleton.

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638 - Real Matt & Felix Hours (6/21/22)

With Will stuck in the Schengen Zone, Matt & Felix hold down the fort discussing Rod Dreher’s similar visa predicament, as well as elections in Colombia and France, Herschel Walker’s rapidly multiplying secret families, and the potential hyper-federalization of America.

Tickets to our upcoming live shows + our summer merch sale can be found over on www.chapotraphouse.com

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637 - De-evolution is Real feat. Jerry Casale (6/16/22)

Will and Chris talk to DEVO’s Jerry Casale about all things de-evolution, including state violence, punk rock, media, advertising, record industry hacks, Ohio, freaking out your audience, and whether or not humanity can escape de-evolution, or if we’re doomed to repeat until we fail.

Check out the new vinyl release of Jerry’s solo LP:  https://www.ge...

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Now Live - Tickets for Chapo Live Show at Aladdin Theater, Portland, 8/4/22

What's up,

We have added a 2nd Show in Portland, OR this August!  Thursday August 4th @ the Aladdin Theater, join us for a magical time.

Patreon Presale is now live! Ticket link here:

https://event.etix.com/ticket/online/performanceSale.do?performance_id=3283615&method=restoreToken

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636 - Fox News feat. Stavros Halkias (6/13/22)

Stavvy stops by to discuss his new YouTube stand-up special and, of course, help answer advice questions submitted to other publications. This edition features a particularly insane mix of advice seekers and includes lazy first graders, animal apparel charity fraud, and the mischievous spirit of the Fox.

Watch Stav’s special right now for free at: https://youtu.be/eNpkhX85yf0

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635 - Total Recall (6/9/22)

We spend the majority of this episode discussing the Chesa Boudin recall, liberal views on crime, homelessness, housing and the reality of bad vibes in urban politics. We also look at Nellie Bowles’ piece in the Atlantic declaring San Francisco a “failed city”. Also: Amy Coney Barrett Catholic sex cult, Nexium & online media drama.

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634 - Feelin’ Feinstein! (6/6/22)

Between a piece on “the left’s” positions on Ukraine, the NYT’s coverage of the death of Al Jazeera journalist Shireen Abu Akleh, and Rebecca Traister’s new profile of Dianne Feinstein, the theme of today’s episode is “looking the truth in the face and ignoring the most obvious conclusion.”

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633 - Here They Come to Snuff the Rooster feat. American Prestige (6/2/22)

Derek Davison & Danny Bessner from the American Prestige pod join us to discuss TOP GUN: MAVERICK. We discuss the essential dryness of modern films, how Top Gun propagandizes the insane destructive uselessness of our military, and how we can see America’s destiny in Tom Cruise’s career.

Find all things AP over at: www.americanprestigepod.com

Link to the American Prestige ep on the original Top Gun featuring Will: 2022-06-03 03:16:24 +0000 UTC View Post

632 - They Droop Horses, Don’t They? (5/31/22)

We do a public company audit over our failure to obtain PPP loans for our podcast business like our more industrious competitors. Then, a few current events including Trump at the NRA convention, Swedish hospitality habits, and the bloody shambles of indignities around the Queen’s platinum jubilee. Finally, a reading series from Biden-world about the president’s frustration that he just can’t seem to catch a break!

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631 - Uncut Hosts feat. Molly Lambert (5/26/22)

We’re joined by Molly Lambert to discuss her new podcast HeidiWorld, the story of “Hollywood Madam” Heidi Fleiss. It’s a story that touches on celebrity, the cops, media show trials, and the porous boundaries between the sex trade and the entertainment industry, obviously a story with many current parallels. We also discuss the hosts’ dicks.

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Bonus: Dream of Californilection feat. Josh Androsky

Normal! Natural! Healthy! Sane! It’s an episode on the California primaries! Friend of the show Josh Androsky stops by to give you everything you need to know to vote responsibly in the upcoming elections in California. But fear not, non-Golden State residents, this episode has laffs for you as well: bumbling Dems, insane Republicans, cop buffoonery, a cavalcade of goofy names! Plus, Josh’s argument for building local power as a possible hope for escape from our dismal political reality.<...

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630 - Full Stomach, Heavy Heart, Will Lose (5/23/22)

Helllllloooo babies! Just as we anticipated, Eric Adams explores a run for president in 2024, so we look at the possibility of New York’s mayor taking his vibe revolution national. We also look at some juicy financial drama going on over at Black Rifle Coffee Company, plus, Tom Friedman’s sad, ominous lunch with the President.

Catch us a Pickathon August 6th, tickets at: www.pickathon.com

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629 - Night at the Opera feat. Tim Heidecker (5/19/22)

Friend of the show Tim Heidecker stops by to mix it up on primary election results, George W. Bush goofs, Jojo Deep and Roger Hard, Elon Musk fuck ups, and the unknowable nature of comedy.

See Tim live on tour this Summer, dates and ticket links here: https://www.timheidecker.com/live

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628 - Real Detective feat. Nick Bryant (5/16/22)

In a more serious episode, we talk to author and journalist Nick Bryant about his 2009 book “The Franklin Scandal: A Story of Powerbrokers, Child Abuse & Betrayal.” We’ve mentioned the Franklin Credit Union scandal in passing on the show before, but it begins with the collapse of the Franklin Credit Union in Omaha, Nebraska in 1988 due to rampant corruption and embezzlement of its manager, Lawrence E. King, Jr. Soon after, King was accused, along with GOP lobbyist Craig Spence, of o...

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627 - Painted Worlds (5/12/22)

We start off taking a moment to appreciate the immediate prescience of our Monday ep with Mr. McKenzie while discussing this week’s rapid crypto collapse. Then, it’s the more depressing news of ongoing reactions to the potential overturn of Roe v. Wade, this time looking at the media revulsion to protesting judge’s houses, as well as wondering how far Americans will allow themselves to be pushed. Finally, we find some hope in the potential for universal ascendance of human consciousness...

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626 - Simian Slurp feat. Ben McKenzie (5/9/22)

Author, anti-crypto advocate (and yes, film & TV star) Ben McKenzie stops by to talk Cryptocurrency. We discuss the lies & fraud at the center of Crypto, the use of celebs to boost the scheme, and his experiences traveling to the Miami Bitcoin conference and a Bitcoin mining server farm to research his forthcoming book. 

Keep an eye out for Ben and Jacob Silverman’s forthcoming book. You can find some of their recent writing on the topic in Slate here: 2022-05-10 02:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post

625 - Champagne Cousins (5/5/22)

We confront the grim reality of the end of Roe, and living in a country increasingly dominated by a seemingly insurmountable authoritarian conservative legal regime. But as we imagine what a functional Democratic party might do to protect these rights, we also look at how a functional party apparatus does work. Specifically, the GOP’s unified, brutal, and increasingly hilarious disciplining of one Madison Cawthorn, who in addition to several other potentially career-ending scandals, is toda...

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624 - Valhalla Whining (5/2/22)

Fighting suppression from Joe Brandon’s Ministry of Truth, the boys go berserker to bravely take on the dual enemies of Dark MAGA and reactionary article-slingers who dare ask, “are all films actually fash?”

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623 - Cathedral of the Deep (4/28/22)

The boys discuss Elon Musk buying twitter, then turn their attention to a Vanity Fair article exploring Peter Thiel and the NEW new alt-right. Is this finally the hip new version of conservatism that will win the youth to the right, or does everyone just want cool friends in the metaverse? We get to the bottom of it.

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622 - Hip Priest feat. Pod About List (4/25/22)

He is not appreciated... the boys are joined by Pod About List to talk Father Stu, the new movie from Hollywood Catholic powerhouses Mark Wahlberg, Mel Gibson, and Mel Gibson's girlfriend.

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Pod About List Tour Dates and tickets 

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621 - Live from Golgotha feat. Adam Friedland (4/21/22)

Friend of the show Adam Friedland of Cum Town joins Matt and Will for today's episode that covers: Brother Rod Dreher's divorce, Libs of TikTok and Testicle Tanning.

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620 - Beltway Phoenix at the Midterms of Madness feat. Dave Weigel (4/18/22)

We just noticed it happens to be a midterms year, so your favorite presidential podcasting duo of Chris and Matt have teamed back up to relaunch our beltway insider series. We’re joined by campaign reporter extraordinaire Dave Weigel to break down the key races to watch, track the trends to follow, and generally put drills to our temples as we attempt to once again engage in American Electoral Politics.

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