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A secret little forgotten bonus... a peep behind the curtain.
2022-11-17 12:24:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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PODCAST 63 - Small and a Half
With his bitch-slap rapping and his cocaine tongue he gets nothing done, except the ironing. Those old ladies taught him well. It's Noel Gallagher.
2022-11-17 12:08:53 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 62 - Noelo Rides Again
Ireland, toast, bacon, sex and farmyard shite are Noel's top 5 favourite what.....? Find out EVERYTHING inside this week's glamorous issue of TMMP.
2022-11-17 12:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostPodcast 58 - Stone Minge
When Noel Gallagher tells you he wants to record at 11.30pm until 1.30am you slap cold water on your face and dig deep. I was knackered from looking after the kids on my own for two days whilst working and also I was in mourning for the lost podcast with me mate Rick. but the show must go on. All is well though. Me and Rick will re-run the fun tomorrow, and it'll be better for it I reckon. And Noelly G is on form here.
2022-11-17 12:05:34 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 52 - That's my Burger and Chips!
Recorded on Monday, displaying a distinct lack of faith in England ahead of the Germany game. Also including the usual bollocks, repeating ourselves, going over the same old ground, calling each other 'wankers' like we're 12, two lost souls swimming in a fish-bowl year after year.
2022-11-17 12:03:41 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 50 - Half a Century
Our Patreon Saint Noelly G joins me for the 50th show (which I only just realised) and like the previous 50 this is a rambling, shambling wander around topics ranging from murder to crisps featuring the usual repetition, half-formed opinions, bullshit and bollocks. About an hour in I realised I was fucking hammered on Vodka cos I'd poured a huge one to last me the whole show but forgot and drank it all in one go at the beginning like a kid eating his whole packed lunch on the bus to sch...
2022-11-17 12:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 45 - Mega Mega White Thing
Chewing the fat with Britpop's Golden Girl. know the score
2022-11-17 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 38 - You Could Make A Killing
Our Patreon saint returns in style. Thought I'd get it out early as it's ready. Happy Sunday X
2022-11-17 11:55:25 +0000 UTC View PostNoel December 2021?
Lemme know in the comments what number and title this show was and I'll update it.
X
2022-11-17 11:53:24 +0000 UTC View PostJUST STOP OVENS
Pull your oven door off NOW. Ovens use fossil fuels to cook food. They are making us fat and they are dirty, just look at that glass! Putin will literally shit himself if we all pull our oven doors off at once. We don’t have a future so just pull your oven door off as I have. I did it totally on purpose in protest about stuff and I hope this will become the new bra burning.
Don’t even look at YouTube videos about how to reattach Neff oven doors. I haven’t.
2022-11-14 20:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post🤷🏻
I mean… yeah.
Just to clarify, as some people have misunderstood, I’m literally saying ‘surely there’s a better way to get such an important message across’.
To me JSO’s tactics are counterproductive. How hard would it be to clean up the social media accounts of protestors who are going to stop traffic on a busy motorway and make videos of themselves sobbing, before they do it? In the video this woman just seems like an attention-seeker type plus she’s d...
2022-11-14 17:19:21 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 111 - A Big Hand for Gordon Smart
A change of pace here. We were on our best behaviour, and after the depressing last episode Gordon brings some much-needed hope.
(I searched for a picture of Gordon on Google Images and this peculiar one came from a website dedicated to male celebrities' feet. I cut his feet off to avoid objectifying him further).
2022-11-11 21:46:44 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 110 - Just Good Friends
Over two hours of banal drivel with the UK's most trustworthy pet-sitter.
2022-11-09 23:23:42 +0000 UTC View PostPrepare for a flurry of activity
Recording with Nico tonight. Gordon on Friday. Terry Mynott again soon.
All remaining Noel shows going up this week.
2022-11-08 09:59:22 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 109 - The End... of the Voicenotes
I was in a weird mood and may have said some weird things in here. Sorry. Love y'all.
2022-10-30 09:41:37 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 108 - Winterview and Coenversation
It's called 'parenting', look it up.
(Easier guests to manage than Hazy to be fair).
2022-10-21 11:56:31 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 107 - Manchester Reunited
I think there's a little bit of 'had to be there' about this. Some if it's a right chaotic mess. I will definitely use more of a structure next time. And there will be a next time, so watch out.
Thanks to everyone who came, it was a lovely afternoon. X
2022-10-20 16:35:17 +0000 UTC View Post3 Podcasts in 3 Days
About to drop.
Live Podcast out in a bit.
Podcast with my kids out tomorrow.
The rest of the Voicenotes out the next day.
X
2022-10-20 14:14:04 +0000 UTC View PostLive Podcast Coming Soon
This was a resounding success and a new precedent for following through on promises. Audio and, hopefully video, coming soon. First time I’d been physically with Nico in years (not like that).
In other news we just wrapped on Entitled. It’s done. I’m free as a bird and the podcast will get back on the rails now.
Better grovel back to Mr Gallagher I suppose.
X
2022-10-17 17:14:50 +0000 UTC View PostCONFIRMED - Saturday the 15th October 1pm-3pm
LIVE PODCAST
Downstairs in the cellar at Northern Monk Refectory MCR
10 Tariff Street
Manchester
M1 2FF
Hazy can't make it, it's me and Nico. Don't be angry at Hazy though, he sorted the venue.
2022-10-11 21:18:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Manchester Live Podcast Saturday 15th
I know I said evening but it has to be the afternoon because of Covid and the war in Ukraine and the cost of living crisis and because there’s another booking. So it’ll be 1 til 3pm. But we have the room til 5pm. Then we’ll hang around in the bar for a few drinks and that.
Venue to be announced in a bit.
Can you (sensibly please guys, please? Guys!) comment below if you are coming to give me an idea of numbers. Simply say ‘I’LL BE THERE’ just like that. So I can count...
2022-10-10 14:43:01 +0000 UTC View PostDaughter saw a huge moth in Canterbury
But don’t worry about that because:
Podcast Extravaganza.
Manchester, next Saturday evening. THE 15th!
Venue TBC.
Me, Nico and Hazy live and in-person.
2022-10-09 20:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 22 - Noel Grafting in his Van
A wonderful chat with Noel Gallagher.
2022-10-09 12:11:13 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 17 - Noel G’s Glimpse of the Unexplained
This was from before I'd mastered syncing, clearly.
2022-10-09 12:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 15 - Stu-Stu-Studio with Noella
An in-person visit with NG.
2022-10-09 11:43:12 +0000 UTC View PostPODCAST 106 - Coolest Guys in the Care Home
Nico is back to 'normal'.
2022-09-25 10:29:43 +0000 UTC View Post