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I Thought I Was Summoned To Slay The Demon King, But They Forgot The S

"Well, that is one of the most amusing ways someone's come by my desk," the indistinct, almost blurry shape of embodied divinity, vaguely humanoid but ultimately undetailed.

"Wha- What happened?" I asked. Even if... right, I knew, deep within, what'd happened. I didn't like that it came to me in an instant.

I heard the sound of the thing that wasn't really there coughing to disguise a laugh. "Well, it appears that you mama'd your last-a mia, so to speak," the god said. "Should hav...

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Understanding Hentai Logic Through Questionable Psychology 1

"Yukiko, it's time for some SCIENCE!"

There was a moment of silence.

"Doctor, are you okay?" Yukiko's voice asked.

Indeed, you were perfectly okay! In fact, you felt like a whole new man! "YES!" you shouted, pumping your fist.

She sighed. You eyed her up and down, and praised yourself for hiring her. She was effective, efficient and dedicated to her job as your secretary, receptionist and overall helper, in your little clinic in this middle of nowhere town in rural Jap...

Hotel Chaldea interlude

~~please forgive this break in immersion~~

Hey guys, I think we've had quite a few new people since I started this series, I feel I should explain how it works for any that haven't been here, especially now that we've had a rather important change

This series' next installment will be decided by you guys, not by a poll, but by you posting suggestions for who the next girl (before from the stable of Chaldea's servants, currently, basically any character from fiction that wouldn't...

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My Cosplayer Girlfriend Likes To Watch 8

Dave was, as usual, available to be your companion in a convention while you milled about and waited for Janine to finish her day's work at the booth. It did actually annoy you a bit to see the degenerates drooling over her, since she happened to be wearing a revealing outfit as part of the promotion, but you could hardly complain about it.

Security would make absolutely certain none of the models would suffer under the neckbeards' attentions, fortunately this wasn't the sort of event w...

Re: Hotel Chaldea

A rather interesting suggestion came in, folks - in particular, reminding me that I can just turn Hotel Chaldea into a giant crossover.

And once more, because I want all of you to be the ones who choose - we can go for it!

Should I continue Hotel Chaldea?

I see waning interest; I'd rather not bore all of you with continued entries in a series that not all of you are quite so interested in. It will not be cancelled, but put on Hiatus, perhaps continued on its own rather than being dependant on weekly updates.

That said, there are series that are rather mainstream that I am quite aware of, with quite a few sexy girls which I can use for a somewhat similar premise! So I'll let you, my good patrons, make the choice!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Scathach/Saber Lily

The short, petite girl that had joined you for training was a lovely person, in almost every way you looked at her. There was just something that was... pure, untainted, about her. Not quite innocence, of the sort you'd expect from children, but rather it was more as if she was just... unblemished.

The blonde offered you a hand up, clearly in better shape than you were. Even with how much better your fitness had become after so much training, it was always interesting to see just how mu...

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No Consequences Hentai Logic World Epilogue

Holding a baby was not your idea of fun.

Holding your own baby was a lifechanging experience, one that you weren't quite sure you would ever have experienced, the way your life carried on before.

But here you were, holding the fruit of the love between yourself, and a woman who you never would have expected to be in your life. Over ten years your elder, once your stepmother, but now, legally, your unrelated live in nanny.

"He's so cute," Hana cooed, as she observed the tiny ...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Medea II

In many ways, this was not your idea of work. 

Chaldea, however, had a way of making things be different than the norm. 

It went all the way down to their facilities, and how they were laid out, in the multi-tiered complex that was their headquarters. You had, after all, been to a rather interesting egyptian museum like wing of their facilities, clearly meant to entertain guests by treating them as Egyptian nobility - you'd seen a few people in character, entertaining a ...

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It's that time of the- huh. Ah.

ooooh right

Uhm, sorry about that, last month was a bit busy, but I think I got a decent number of requests done~

As per usual, tell me what sort of story you want, and remember, the more details you give me, the easier and faster it'll be for me to get it done~ I'll do my best to get it did!

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No Consequences Hentai Logic World 12

"You know, when I told you we could go basically anywhere for our vacation," you began, an amused smile drawing itself on your face, "I didn't expect you two to choose going to the beach, of all things, as the place you'd want to vacation in."

You never took your attention off the road, though you were going at a rather calm, sedate pace. You were in no hurry. 

For her part, Rina was leafing through her phone, looking at her social media engagement, even taking a few moments ...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Raikou/Master

There were times when you thought you might be one of the most fortunate men in the planet, living a complete and fulfilling life.

And then there were times when by pure coincidence you came across a familiar woman, in the gym, working out, and because you are a damned fool, you convince yourself it's a good idea to say hi. Scathach, working out in an outfit that could charitably be described as a pair of yoga pants and a sporty top that revealed her tummy, but more realistically could ...

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No Consequences Hentai Logic World 11

Your job didn't lend itself to making massive amounts of money, at least, not the sort of massive amounts of money that would see you in the lap of luxury and traveling everywhere. You had nice stuff, but you didn't really abuse your clientele enough to fleece them for all they had.

Rina, meanwhile... 

Well, as it turns out, one of the most promising swimmers of all time could actually make quite a bit of cash. You hadn't thought there'd be that much money involved, from the ...

Hotel Chaldea The Master 2

Today... it was you, who interrupted someone else's regular work day.

And even more importantly, you were interrupting the big boss herself, as she went about her day. First you psyched yourself, steeling your nerves, and then you opened the door to the Master's office with a swipe of your hand, and walked in.

"Ah, if it isn't the newbie," she said, giving you a friendly smile. "I guess you're not so new anymore, huh?"

Still the newest employee, but then, Chaldea didn't have...

Under No Obligation

Being ripped from all you know and being tossed into a situation you do not want is a staple of the genre.

Torn from everything you loved, everything you had... and then finding yourself at the mercy and whim of a borderline psychotic nutcase with self esteem and confidence issues was not your idea of fun.

Even worse, your so called 'master', Louise of the very long name ending in Valliere, was apparently void of empathy and considered you little better than an actual animal. Even...

Are you interested in non-erotic writing?

I know most of you probably came here for the lewds, but would you guys be interested in me writing non-lewd works?

Consider this me asking about your opinions, I have no currently existing plans to even start writing non-lewd works, much less switch focus, it is merely curiosity and gauging of interest~

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My Cosplayer Girlfriend Likes To Watch Chapter 7

Janine's lips and yours parted after what felt like an hour of making out, as she tried to express her thankfulness, love and burning lust all at once, her hands gripping onto the front of your jacket. Her face was a bit flushed and you thought she looked beautiful, as the two of you parted.

"I'm so happy, sorry to push this on you," she said, leaning her face against your chest - no longer standing on her tippy toes, though you were still crouching a bit. She seemed content to listen t...

Hotel Chaldea ep. Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Bride)

For once, you actually weren't called in by the Master, for your reward.

In fact, it was, strangely enough, Mashu who actually summoned you to the Master's office, greeting you dressed in the Master's outfit.

"Ahem, for today, I'll be taking over," Mashu said, her tone a bit high, her face flushed. "H-Here's, here's," she passed you the pad, "the thingy, please make your-" she gasped and her face twisted a little as she seemed to lose her train of thought. "SSELLLLLEECCTIIIIIOOOON...

Experimental Mistreatment

A doctor and his patient, in his comfortable office, stood opposite each other, him in an armchair, her on a bigger couch.  The doctor had short dark hair and a relatively slim build, while his patient was a mousy looking woman with auburn hair and tired eyes, thin lips set into a tight frown.

"Miss Morton," the doctor spoke, voice calm and steady. "You've signed every waiver, but are you absolutely, completely and utterly certain that this is what you wish?"

Margareth Morton...

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I Reincarnated as My Waifu, What Do? 4

They say every man has his price.

This is incorrect; I can tell you right here and now that everybody has multiple prices. No two men have exactly the same price, no two warriors will have to shed the same amount of blood, sweat and tears before they consider the other a brother, and no politician accepts only one kind of bribe.

Needless to say, when the grand majority of the politicians and vultures circling the royal palace were old men, there were certain advantages to my appea...

Hotel Chaldea ep. Shishou

"I've been wondering what sort of strange new outfit you'd be wearing the next time we met," you mentioned, sitting down a few seats away from the master, who was watching a movie. It appeared to be a recording of a theatrical performance.

The sound of the character on the screen's voice was suddenly cut off as she paused the recording, in the middle of the song. "My name is-" was the last thing you heard before it was frozen in place.

The Master stretched and turned to look at yo...

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No Consequences Hentai Logic World 10

You didn't quite remember Shiina, at least, not personally, from your time at school. Back then, Rina had most of your attention, and the rest was spread on Hana, your stepmother and the teachers who were helping you get set up for your career. An odd use of the extra year of schooling this world had imposed, but technically the right one, you mused with a chuckle as you adjusted your hair one last time.

First impressions were important, and you weren't about to give a bad one to a clie...