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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Hokusai

Being called by the Master of Chaldea for any reason was always a different experience than the last. You really could never know what to expect. Sometimes you had to go on an emergency sortie because you were the guy who knew the right people in the right places, or rather, could find said people, and other times you were called in just to be asked what kind of curtains you preferred.

There was only one thing that was universally constant, and it was that not once had you been summoned...

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No Consequences Hentai Logic World 9

While your job was fully, completely, totally and unambiguously legal... it wasn't a profession that most wanted to advertise nor was it something that got you many male friends. Not that you cared in the long run, since you couldn't be assed to remember their faces most of the time, let alone their names.

That said, there was some degree of risk inherent in engaging in a job that upset people. In particular... well, some women weren't open and honest about their marital status. You had...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Medb

There was some degree of satisfaction you could take on your work that few others could. In particular, watching some fat jackass who thought his money made him better than you be hauled away crying when he realizes his money's run out, and he can't do anything to cover his debt to Chaldea, was a pleasure few ever got to enjoy or share.

"It's amazing, isn't it?" the Master said, idly. "How the high and mighty cry like wretches when it's time to pay their dues."

You hummed. Knowing...

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I Reincarnated as My Waifu, What Do? 3

Life changed when one unlocked their skills. Especially for the so called 'Blessed Princess'.

They weren't wrong, mind, but it was still something of an annoying expectation placed upon my shoulders. Maybe Royal Privilege would've been a better skill to have, if it would've avoided the endless barrage of questions, questions that I couldn't answer, that had been sent my way.

It's not as if I had any idea what was going on either!

At least with my father's aid, I was able to ...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Eggplant

Work was work was work, it really did come down to that. Even work that was engaging and exciting, such as what you did for the people of Chaldea, would eventually find its way into routine. Well, mostly it was that it seemed like there hadn't been many who thought they could get far enough as to be out of Chaldea's reach recently.

That said, life would never quite be dull in Chaldea, even when your work was mostly relegated to being a gofer, part time janitor and and assistant to the v...

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No Consequences Hentai Logic 8

It was surprisingly difficult to actually get your new business on the road.

Help came from the most unexpected source, of all things. As you were patting Yamiko's head while she did her best to earn her breakfast, straight from the source, you decided it was probably not that terrible to reveal your plans to her.

It's not like Yamiko was untrustworthy, after all. As much as you could never call this woman your mother, not after what you'd done to and with her, she had done quite ...

Jediplomacy

Nanku Durgen, Knight of the Jedi Order, was a man of focus, commitment, and most important of all, a man of peace and love. Well, more Peace than Love, as he was still after all a Knight in the Jedi Order and they had rules about that sort of stuff, so not really love in the sense of, you know, romantic feelings and such.

Even if he did enjoy the odd romcom now and then.

And well, in many ways, he found himself in the middle of a story, or so he surmised, though not one so nice as...

Hotel Chaldea Ep ???

"You've been more than earning your keep lately."

Running into the Master randomly while walking from the bathroom to your office wasn't common at all, in fact, sometimes you felt like she just sort of appeared in places, as you never really saw her actually walking from place to place, within this complex.

Still... it seemed she had just come from the bathrooms, as her hair was still wet, there was a towel slung over her shoulders, and she seemed relaxed and comfortable. She wore...

Prompt Post II

It's close to the middle of the month, my homies, and that means we're starting something of a new tradition. 

I want to, at least once a month, create a post like this so that I may prioritize my patrons when I have the time and energy to post a prompted story.  

Do keep in mind that these will be short and relatively quick pieces, so I would prefer that you keep your suggestions to something that would be resolved in ~1000 words.

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I accidentally tamed a trap succubus, and now he won't go away

(warning, the following contains gay sex, if you consider traps gay anyway)

As a healthy young man, I spend much of my day wiling away the hours in a miserable desk job, pretending I don't hate my bosses to their faces while joking and gossiping about how incompetent and useless they are behind their backs, and then I go back home to an empty apartment, with cheap furniture and play some videogames to pass the time until the next time I have to wake up for work.

You know, the usu...

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No Consequences Hentai Logic Chapter 7

Ever since you started fucking Miss Takeda's ass once or twice a week... Well, things had changed a bit. A breath of fresh air, as for the first time, you noticed a change in something as a result of your actions. 

In fact, you were so happy, that you even went for something unusual and followed her to the faculty office, and then bent her over her desk. You knew nobody would interrupt, and that the only other teacher present, Miss Sakurako, was currently spying on the both of you ...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. MHXA

Every time you met the Master of Chaldea, you found yourself feeling a mixture of excitement and fear. In many ways, you mused, there was something about her that enticed you. Something about the fact that she was one of the very few women who were almost totally out of your reach within Chaldea.

And yet, so reachable. Unlike the others, who were almost supernaturally beautiful, she stood apart from all the others, carrying a distinctly human, almost... common, beauty. Paradoxically, sh...

My Queen Is A Bimbo, and I'm Okay With That

Robert Baratheon was many things. A warrior. A King. A lover of wine and women.

A grieving man pining after his first love. 

But most important of all, Robert Baratheon was primarily done with Cersei's bullshit.

After a bloody and destructive civil war, which had cost him friends, family and the most important woman in the world, he'd married a woman for the simple purpose of cementing an alliance with her house.  Cersei Lannister could, in theory, be called a beau...

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My Cosplayer Girlfriend Likes To Watch Chapter 6

"That's not cool, Elizabeth!"

Janine trying to be angry was adorable. There's just something about a busty and short blonde, doing the whole hands on hips pose, having to stand on top of a footstool so she can actually look down on someone else.

But then, it was unfair to say it, considering as far as you were concerned, Janine was always adorable. Or sexy. Or both. 

"How could you do something like that?" she demanded.

"I'm sorry Jan!" Elizabeth replied, "I thoug...

Red the Conqueror 1

Pallet Town was a sleepy, out of the way and rather picturesque little town. It really wasn't that shocking that the Pokemon Professor would choose it as the place of his newest, and last, laboratory, where he would quietly spend his days performing the last of his experiments, caring for his old friends and working on his final contributions to the world at large. Nevertheless, his presence had been a boon to the town, which had only a handful of youth, many of which had no prospects for the...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Medea

Working in Hotel Chaldea was... not quite what you expected it to be from a secretive and hidden organization like they were. You had no idea what they actually did besides the whole, you know, ultra high VIP escort business they ran, but it seemed like some pretty heavy stuff.

While you were running errands for the Master around the facility, ferrying stuff to offices and girls that required it, you sometimes saw men walking about the facility, frequently in strange and bizzarre outfit...

Hypnoservice

Janson Patrick was a hypnotherapist. Not the most prestigious of sciences... some claimed it wasn't science at all... but he was actually a certified therapist, even had a degree in psychology and everything!

But he'd found this means to manipulate people, supplemented by his knowledge and education, into helping themselves. A noble goal, and it lined his pockets just as well, and so he was pretty happy.

That said, he did have the odd nutcase to deal with that he sometimes had to ...

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No Consequences Hentai Logic World Chapter 6

You woke up in the best possible way. The first thing you did was yawn, stretch your arms, one up, one down, and quickly find the back of your stepmother's head as you began assisting her wake up blowjob. "Good morning, Yamiko," you said, idly adjusting your position so she had a more comfortable fit between your legs. 

"'oo' mrn'!"

Her ass was up in the air and swinging slightly, the tube skirt rolling over slightly to expose her thong clad ass, and every bit of movement she...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Jeanne (Archer)

There were some girls that had special... courses, you noticed as you looked over the catalog. Some of them catered to fairly specific fetishes, and you could find most things that came to mind. 

Each and every one of them was beautiful, some ethereal, inhuman beauties that you could never imagine, others shining examples of feminity and traditional charm, and there were even more besides, girls with bulging muscles, girls who leaned towards a wild, tomboyish look, and even some wh...

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My Cosplayer Girlfriend Likes To Watch Chapter 5

There's a certain smell that you can only really experience in a con. The sort of unwashed human combined with excessive deodorant and some poor soul trying to be helpful by liberally spraying perfume in an attempt to cover the smell of dirty nerds.

Not your most favorite thing in the world. At least you had friends with you, once again. Dave had found a way to sneak out. He worked with his father, but said father was an incredibly strict man, so it was really a wonder that Dave ever fo...

Regarding Hotel Chaldea

This is my attempt to give you, my patrons and friends, the chance to have a bit more of a choice and direct influence upon a story. 

Here is the list of servants by ID, and from here, you may choose any one of them. I will look at the comments of each entry in the Hotel Chaldea series and from there seek who is the servant with the most support amongst my patreons, and util...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Master

There was a mysterious organization that only hushed whispers talk about, a sort of paradise on Earth, exclusive to all but the most elite and great amongst men. CEOs of multinational companies, billionaires, heads of state, influential politicians, the highest strata of military leadership...

Indeed, the most powerful, influential and affluential people in the world, were the only ones allowed to even truly know about the existence of such a place.

Its name was Finis Chaldea, and...