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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Holy Sisters

You were feeling pretty awkward, at first, but now it was more of a physical burn, as you maintained a very difficult position. Long since had been the days when your physical in shape could ever be questioned, but it didn't make holding a ridiculously over the top mating press position over a woman any easier.

Especially considering how awkward the position was - it was meant to be showy and sexy, not to be comfortable or feel especially good.

I stood on a bed, with my legs sprea...

Friday Prompt Poll - 10/12/2021

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!

Investors are guaranteed one slot, financiers two, and for my townsfolk you'll be given priority over me taking prompts from my QQ thread up to a maximum of 20 prompts total~

And remember~

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Ca...

Mutually Beneficial Dungeoneering

Kamadeva, the Dungeon that had opened up beneath the royal palace of Rialia, capital of the country of the same name. A place of many wonders, both magical and material. Home of monsters, of treasure, and of great adventure.

Needless to say, it was the hub of adventuring activity in the Kingdom. Dungeons were a regular thing, some days it felt like you couldn't trip down a hole in the ground without ending in a multistory rush down to stop the dungeon from spewing its monsters into the ...

Wednesday Poll 08/12/2021

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

New Monkey Tamer chapter posted~!

As the winner of our weekly Wednesday poll, by your will my patrons and with my thanks, we have our newest chapter released!

Enjoy it over here: https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/monkey-tamer.15241/page-46#post-5040258

Hotel Chaldea - 05/12/2021 poll

Choose your destiny!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Saber Lily

"Are you sure you want to?" you asked.

Lily was... well, it was strange to say, but she had been quite skittish around you since that time she shared a, let's call it training session, with her and Scathach. Even when you greeted her in a hallway, she'd make herself scarce quite quickly, fleeing at speeds higher than the sprinting world record.

Today, however... today she approached you, and nodded firmly. "Y-Yes!" she said. "I've... I had to work up the nerve, b-but, I talked wit...

Friday Prompt Poll - 12/03/2021

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!

Investors are guaranteed one slot, financiers two, and for my townsfolk you'll be given priority over me taking prompts from my QQ thread up to a maximum of 20 prompts total~

And remember~

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Ca...

Wednesday Poll 01/12/2021

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

I Reincarnated as My Waifu, What Do? 6

Sister Amalia was in many ways a predictably normal person. Promised bride to the gods or not, there were simple matters of bodily need that overcame faith. Especially knowing, as I do, that the gods hardly agree with their church's opinion on celibacy.

Considering my entire bloodline exists, celibacy doesn't exactly seem like something they were fond of at all.

The castle had a rather sizable underground complex, fortified, protected and designed to both withstand sieges and more...

Hotel Chaldea - 28/11/2021 poll

Choose your destiny!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Shuten + Ibaraki

Being invited for drinks by your boss was supposed to be a stressful experience for many people. After all, when you go with your superiors out for a drink, you have to be very careful to manage yourself and not make a fool of yourself, or accidentally say something that you shouldn't say to your employers.

For you, however, that wasn't a stressful experience at all. As much as you sort of really wanted not to make a fool of yourself in front of your boss, the Master of Chaldea... truth...

Weekly Poll 24/11/2021

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

Capitalism, ho!

Poll results 17/11/2021 - Monkey Tamer posted

Thank you for voting, the new chapter of Monkey Tamer per the tiebreak rules has been posted, here's the link:

https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/monkey-tamer.15241/page-43#post-4994470

Hotel Chaldea - 21/11/2021 poll

Choose your destiny!

Lots more options this time~ 

Hotel Chaldea ep. BB

"Are you sure about this one?"

The master asking that was not in any way, shape or form normal.

"This one can be... a bit prickly," she said. "Not the regular sort..."

"Hm? She had to agree to be on the catalogue, right?" you asked, frowning in a bit of confusion.

"Yes, but, ah- her course is a bit more extreme than you might be ready for," she said, frowning as she put the book she was reading down on her desk. "There's a reason why it's called the piggy humiliation c...

Weekly Poll 17/11/2021

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

Capitalism, ho!

I Reincarnated as My Waifu, What Do? 5

I felt satisfaction deep, bone deep even, to the very core of my being, when it came time to begin moving against the Earl of Garand. In part, the fact that he'd tried to take advantage of a vulnerable girl, even if that girl was just me playing a bimbo, and sexually assault her while preying on her ignorance... well, that alone was a good enough reason to want him buried.

The fact that by Jeannette's discovery and the documents she had brought back, as soon as we could forge copies to ...

Hotel Chaldea - Next Episode

Choose your destiny!

To ensure you have an easier time deciding, I've taken the suggestions from the thread at QQ, and made it a poll for my patrons' decision to be made~

I've taken the liberty to modify the proposed scenario, or invent one outright. 5 choices for you this time, feel free to pick whichever you like!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. El Dorado

The sound of her fist smashing into the pillow I was holding in my hand came first, the sting of her blow going through it and resonating all the way up my arm into my shoulder came second. Third was the second hit, and I was quickly set in a rhythm of her swinging her fists as I moved the pillows around. 

I remained ever aware and vigilant, following her motions, ensuring that I was trying to put the pillows in awkward positions, and yet as she moved, flowing like violent poetry i...

Weekly Poll 10/11/2021

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

Capitalism, ho!

Monkey Tamer posted!

Thank you guys for voting on the poll and deciding on what today's update would be~ I hope you enjoy it, it's over here:

https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/monkey-tamer.15241/page-41#post-4946159

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Gorgon

Medusa was already a stunningly beautiful woman, this was undeniable.

Even beyond the sheer, unadulterated and concentrated seductive power that every single movement she made oozed, she had a killer body that exemplified the virtues of womanhood.

Which is, of course, something that left you even more surprised, and more than a little bit slack jawed, when the woman who called herself Gorgon introduced herself to you, right outside your dormitory's door, the moment you stepped out...

Sample Prompt Poll

Hey guys! Since it's... technically Friday, it's time to put this show on the road!

I'll be applying tiered voting as best as I can, so please, vote to your heart's content~

I'll try to have more prompts to choose from in the future, including some of my own suggestions if we don't hit a minimum, but for a sampler poll, this should work!

Hopefully this all works out~

Weekly Poll 03/11/2021

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

Capitalism, ho!

Understanding Hentai Logic Through Questionable Psychology 2

"I'd be shocked if she even came ba-"

The door opened, and into the... lobby, so to speak, walked Matori Ringo, looking a bit conflicted. Quickly, you retreated back into your office, ignoring Yukiko as she entered customer service mode. She'd handle the actually boring parts, while you would instead sit back at your desk and look smug as the woman came to report that you were right.

Soon enough, the door to your hastily converted bedroom, your totally professional consultation ro...

Sample Prompt Poll

Hey guys! Since I have yet to figure out how to do tiered voting through pure research alone, I must now make a test to see if I can manage it! To this end, I'll ask you to provide me prompts for me to write. If we don't hit 10, I'll just take some from my QQ thread, feel free to suggest as many as you want, as this is merely a test to see how I would go about running such a poll

That said, yes, the winner of the poll WILL be written. You may also suggest a chapter or continuation of a...

She Got The Shaft

"Marvelous, simply marvelous!"

Her joyous proclamations were horrifying, to hear from within. You could feel her elation and happiness. Outwardly, she'd changed little, though you could scarcely see for yourself, as she did little in the way of self admiration despite her rampant narcissism...

But there was absolutely no doubt that Cell was not the same after absorbing you.

You had almost expected to lose yourself completely, to be gone, for all intents and purposes... but y...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Medusa

"Thank you for the help."

The woman who went by the name of Medusa was, needless to say, stunning. Her silky hair was a striking shade of purple, and her eyes had a bewitching, almost petrifying gaze, and when she focused on you through her glasses, your breath almost caught in your throat.

It had a strange sense of danger, like you were in front of a viper, but she was as sweet as they came. Sweet, seductive, but with an undercurrent of danger that was the perfect poisonous spice...

Upcoming Changes on December

Hey guys!

In an effort to promote more engagement, because engagement makes me happy, and to give you guys a bit more of a reward for your support, I'm going to start a new weekly poll on december.

This poll will collect prompts given by you, my patrons, on either the previous prompt poll's comments or through direct messages, and then you guys will vote on them. I have not yet figured out a reliable method to do tiered voting, but I will try to figure it out.

When I do, I...