The door to your office opened suddenly, and you almost jumped, grabbing onto your desk and clenching your muscles as you did. You shuddered in place, as the door opened up.
"He~llooo there, little bro!"
Ah, Jeanne d'Arc... right. That was the actual, for reals, person. Or rather, an approximation of the real thing. Honestly the way servants worked as still really really weird and you weren't entirely sure you understood, but by Ritsuka's own account, she didn't understand it eith...
2023-01-30 02:52:26 +0000 UTC
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2023-01-27 21:23:02 +0000 UTC
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“So why are we doing this again?”
Hana was, as per usual, a voice of reason and wisdom in the face of her boyfriend’s unstoppable forward momentum. Her pets, companions and partners in combat were already ahead of them, sweeping the land for threats, and treats, because no matter how disciplined a ninja dog became, it was still a dog, and if the triplets were to find something tasty, they’d report it to Hana only after eating it.
“I told you, that whole program thing the...
2023-01-27 21:19:46 +0000 UTC
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2023-01-26 04:31:39 +0000 UTC
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Three pregnant women in tiny nighties, celebrating the success of their legal case. No booze, for obvious reasons, but they didn't really need booze to have fun. Neither did you, for that matter, and besides, you'd heard from experts that too much alcohol caused erectile dysfunction anyway.
A fatal problem considering your line of work!
Still... To think they'd invite you to a karaoke bar of all places... and in the most populated place in town, the one and only shopping center!
2023-01-26 02:26:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!
The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!
Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers...
2023-01-23 23:30:34 +0000 UTC
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Choose your destiny!
If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!
Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2023-01-23 02:42:09 +0000 UTC
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In a private, special room in Chaldea, one with no furniture but a single central bed, with luxurious curtains and a multitude of pillows...
"Eheh, I knew once you tasted the temptation, you'd come back eventually!"
Lingerie didn't even come close to describing what the unbelievably, nay, irresponsibly attractive Astolfo was wearing. Semi opaque black thigh highs, similar long sleeves that came up to his biceps and ended in a ring of puffy fur, a couple of straps that gave a...
2023-01-23 02:33:05 +0000 UTC
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Every friday, you get to choose!
Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday! You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:
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2023-01-21 02:44:41 +0000 UTC
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"Hm," Katarina stroked her chin in deep, careful and thoughtful consideration. Or rather, she pondered the conundrum before her using the entirety of her brain capacity. It wasn't much, but at least the inner council of Katarina was putting in some honest work, trying to puzzle out the reason for her current vexation.
Before her was the list of suspects.
"Someone here," she said, raising a finger, and then making a sweep of the people before her, each and every one of them seated ...
2023-01-21 02:41:49 +0000 UTC
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2023-01-19 03:30:51 +0000 UTC
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Mara's ears were long and pointy, and their size was not just for show. When she concentrated and focused her full attention on her hearing, it became even possible to identify the whoosh of a mace being swung through the air, cutting the wind, the air screaming in futile resistance against the heavy weapon as it approached her nose...
She bent around and let the orc's weapon swing over her, not even bothering to open her eyes as she did, and then she swung her sword, slashing the monst...
2023-01-19 03:30:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!
The last winner was I Was In The Hero's Party, But The Stress Of Adventuring Got To Me And I Joined A Low Level Party! Now to choose once more!
Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all ...
2023-01-17 00:32:20 +0000 UTC
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Choose your destiny!
If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!
Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2023-01-16 02:13:29 +0000 UTC
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"That was really mean!"
Having Mashu on your side felt really good, actually. She apparently hadn't realized, all along, that you had not been aware of the true nature of everything that was going on around you, you were simply operating smoothly so she just assumed you were slightly quirky and eccentric.
You weren't the only one who viewed magic as more of a science and magical objects as technology, or rather, you were learning that it was the dominant view of magic, so she'd ne...
2023-01-16 02:08:04 +0000 UTC
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Every friday, you get to choose!
Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday! You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:
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2023-01-13 21:37:31 +0000 UTC
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When it comes to fancy applications of magic, there's a variety of things one can do with just a little bit of creativity and elbow grease. In the case of Katarina Claes, having access to effectively unlimited funds certainly didn't hurt. With her inexplicable frugal spirit, she had even been able to save money and wind up going far under her budget.
Mostly because she did a lot of the work herself, and for myself and Anne, helping just sort of came naturally, and we didn't charge the C...
2023-01-13 21:34:34 +0000 UTC
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2023-01-11 19:33:02 +0000 UTC
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"Is my hair alright? You think I should've gone with the spray?"
People really underestimated how much work went into cosplaying. Sometimes it wasn't just about making the costume, though there was a lot of work and expense involved in that as well, but it was quite a bit of an issue sometimes to just put the damnable costume on even when it was finished, and on top of that, doing the right makeup to look the part.
"You're fine, your costume's fine, your hair's fine, your bo...
2023-01-11 19:32:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!
The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!
Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers...
2023-01-09 18:54:47 +0000 UTC
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Choose your destiny!
If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!
Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2023-01-08 16:38:56 +0000 UTC
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"You're taking this surprisingly well."
Seeing Artoria Alter outside of her usual maid uniform was new. She was instead wearing a very tasteful gothic lolita style dress, it looked really good with her extremely pale skin, and her golden eyes were captivating.
"Well, it makes a whole lot of stuff make a whole lot more sense," you replied. "Besides, Medea spent a long time helping me get... accustomed to all this stuff, so to speak," you said.
"Between rounds?" Alter as...
2023-01-08 16:37:08 +0000 UTC
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Every friday, you get to choose!
Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday! You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg
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2023-01-07 03:02:17 +0000 UTC
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"Agh, shit, that smarts!"
Being an adventurer was great! Fame, power, fortune, honor and glory, all of them could be at your reach, if you were willing to risk life and limb for them, because the one thing that a life as an adventurer would never promise you was safety.
Except, of course, at the end of the day, when camp was set up! Get all the spells and equipment out, all the enchanted warding stones and even the repellant agent, get yourself a nice little slice of t...
2023-01-07 02:52:55 +0000 UTC
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Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~
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My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2023-01-04 16:44:56 +0000 UTC
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"I've killed so many goblins I'm shocked there are still goblins in this freaking dungeon! How do these guys even BREED this much!?" Mara screamed as she picked up the hundredth, and final, Goblin Penis from the ground. Penises, dicks, cocks, dongs, wangs, wieners, sausages, pricks, however she called it, she had a bag of a hundred pieces of greenskin genitalia slung over her shoulder, when she put the final one in there.
"Well sometimes high level adventurers come back down to the firs...
2023-01-04 16:31:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!
The last winner was Monkey Tamer! Now to choose once more!
Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
*as a special exception, this poll is going out despite the cha...
2023-01-03 02:59:13 +0000 UTC
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And now back to your regularly scheduled hotelling~
Choose your destiny!
If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!
Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2023-01-02 17:18:03 +0000 UTC
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The New Year's Bash was in full swing. Early in the morning, Chaldea went into party mode, and hadn't stopped since. The party was, at first, open to all ages, and it reminded you that there were quite a few people who lived here with their families, employees and VIPs alike, as well as guests from all over the world, in every shape, size and color.
Entire floors of Chaldea had been repurposed into amusement parks. The facility was immense and it seemed even bigger than ever before. Wat...
2023-01-02 17:04:02 +0000 UTC
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Every friday, you get to choose!
Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday! You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg
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2023-01-01 16:29:49 +0000 UTC
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