Constantly swapping from sidekick to henchman and back again was taking a toll on me. As much as I wanted to brag about the fact that both of them performed far better with my support than either of them ever did without me, the truth of the matter was that my ability to keep up was lagging behind.
And that was why I decided that today, this was going to end.
Jess, Meg and myself were hanging out in my apartment, which was simply convenient for all of us to hang out at, because th...
2023-01-01 00:14:33 +0000 UTC
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I'm sorry everyone, I'm just way too sick to be able to write. I've tried all day, but I've not been able to concentrate at all due to my fever.
Once again, you all have my apologies for this delay on the delivery of the friday prompt poll results.
2022-12-31 01:50:58 +0000 UTC
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Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~
You have the power, beloved customers!
My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2022-12-29 02:49:32 +0000 UTC
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"You do seem to have a strange knack," Mizuho said, taking a sip of her Starcocks Coffee.
She was taking a break from work, a break that she seemed to tame suspiciously well to land exactly during your own break. Given your eclectic schedule, the only person who knew when you'd be on break at any given day, sometimes even knowing better than you yourself did, was Yukiko.
No points for guessing who she had contacted to learn your schedule.
You'd make sure to reward Yukiko ple...
2022-12-29 02:48:54 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!
The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!
Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers...
2022-12-26 16:39:23 +0000 UTC
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Medea has asked for you to be with her for the start of the year.
Choose wisely.
2022-12-26 04:14:13 +0000 UTC
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"Ho ho ho! Santa Claus has come!"
The big red suit was a bit of an annoyance to wear... thankfully, after you had gone through your act and passed the gifts around to the children that lived within Chaldea, you were able to take it off, though the weird drink that Ritsuka had given you that caused your hair to turn white and for a big bushy white beard to grow on you would not wear off for a couple hours still.
There were a LOT of Children in Chaldea, and some who were not q...
2022-12-26 04:05:59 +0000 UTC
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Every friday, you get to choose!
Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday! You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg
Remember~
We're ...
2022-12-24 02:58:39 +0000 UTC
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Though I may lie to others repeatedly and unashamedly, and though it is within my nature and my many vices to be deceitful even towards myself, there is a certain part of me that cannot be denied, a part of me that is more honest, almost primitive, than the sophisticated person I've become through years of learning and improving myself in as many ways as I could.
That is the part of me that finds itself suddenly awakened, rudely and unexpectedly, as I am chaperoning a gaggle of young la...
2022-12-24 02:57:11 +0000 UTC
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Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~
You have the power, beloved customers!
My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2022-12-22 02:42:07 +0000 UTC
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Left, right, hook, hook, uppercut, and then a kick to the chest.
Mara's breath came rushing out of her lungs and out her mouth, as she was sent flying back, from the staggeringly powerful and incredibly fast barrage of attacks she had just endured.
The Orc Fighter was nothing like the other orcs in the third floor. Found only in a circular shaped room, and summoned by bringing the severed heads of ten orcs and declaring intent to challenge the Champion of the Arena, it was o...
2022-12-22 02:38:45 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!
The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!
Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers...
2022-12-19 15:49:06 +0000 UTC
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It's that time of the year, fellas! Time for the special seasonal episodes!
For the third Christmas Special this year, this time, A Santa is You!
Clad in red, spread joy and happiness by delivering the gift of cock where it is most needed!
2022-12-19 02:56:01 +0000 UTC
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The sound of two pairs of lips smacking could be heard over the crackling of the fire.
"You taste like chocolate," you said, giving your partner a smile to match hers. The curve of her blue painted lips, the slight crinkling of her eyes, the lifting of her cheeks... every part of her filled you with warmth, far greater and more comfy than the flames in the hearth.
"What a coincidence, so do you," she responded, reaching forward and kissing you once more, her tongue licking your li...
2022-12-19 02:39:43 +0000 UTC
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Every friday, you get to choose!
Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday! You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg
Remember~
We're ...
2022-12-17 03:24:40 +0000 UTC
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"Magic?"
"Magic!"
Drill Instructor Maid Tanya Degurechaff was, in many ways, Katarina's worst nightmare in a variety of ways. Despite them being the same age, she was many times more advanced in just about every topic that was relevant when it came to schooling.
All topics... but one.
Because Katarina's personal handmaid, her second, her assistant in most matters, and most important of all, her teacher and tutor... had never studied magic. She had never even thought sh...
2022-12-17 03:21:36 +0000 UTC
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Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~
You have the power, beloved customers!
My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2022-12-15 02:24:53 +0000 UTC
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A weapon was an advantage over an unarmed opponent in a variety of ways. Reach was the first and the most obvious. A fist only went so far, while Mara's sword added a good meter to her attack range.
"Your technique is quite intriguing!" shortcrop strongjaw said, grinning, "would that you were born in my country, I'd be proud to call you sister!"
"And your muscles are amazing!" Mara complimented in turn, swinging her sword in a short arc, quickly, preventing a forward rush fr...
2022-12-15 02:14:26 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!
The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!
Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers...
2022-12-12 15:58:11 +0000 UTC
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It's that time of the year, fellas! Time for the special seasonal episodes!
For the second Christmas Special this year, the setup is as follows:
Hot chocolate, a warm fireplace and lovey-dovey sex
2022-12-12 02:14:52 +0000 UTC
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"Miss Koyanskaya, why is there a giant gift box in the middle of my room? And how did it even get in there, it's bigger than the door!"
Koyanskaya cleared her throat. "Ahem," she added, actually wording it out as if to gain your attention, "according to recent policies and in compliance with regulations handed down by the United Nations, we are now required to offer all registered employees a Christmas Bonus of some sort," she explained.
"And this is mine?" you asked.
"It's ...
2022-12-12 02:07:02 +0000 UTC
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Every friday, you get to choose!
Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday! You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg
Remember~
We're ...
2022-12-10 01:52:58 +0000 UTC
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Nicol Ascart was a man described by some as being devilishly beautiful. He, personally, didn't quite see it that way, whenever he looked in a mirror he just saw himself. Were one to ask him the definition of beauty, he'd probably say "Sophia". Maybe if you could get him drunk, he'd admit that he considered Katarina to be up there as well.
"In some ways, being unapproachably beautiful is a curse in itself," his sister had once said, while regaling him with the tale of a spirited romance ...
2022-12-10 01:49:34 +0000 UTC
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Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~
You have the power, beloved customers!
My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!
Capitalism, ho!
2022-12-08 02:13:27 +0000 UTC
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My fist shattered the thug's nose the moment he thought he had me.
Why does everyone assume I can't fight?
"It's because you're short, blonde, and your tits are gigantic."
"Did I ask that out loud?" I asked, allowing myself to express my displeasure, even as I kicked the man who had just tried to attack me away. He rolled on the floor. "Really though, do people seriously think a defenseless, brainless twit would walk into the slums like this?"
"That would be where the ...
2022-12-08 02:12:30 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!
The last winner was I Was In The Hero's Party, But The Stress Of Adventuring Got To Me And I Joined A Low Level Party! Now to choose once more!
Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!
We're doing tiered voting now, so all ...
2022-12-06 03:03:18 +0000 UTC
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It's that time of the year, fellas! Time for the special seasonal episodes!
For the first Christmas Special, the setup is as follows:
A box is delivered to the Main Character. Within, a gift wrapped goddess lies. It is a gift from Ritsuka, a gift wrapped goddess, ripe for the fucking!
2022-12-05 04:20:14 +0000 UTC
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While not the most awkward, strange and weird thing you'd ever done, this one definitely ranked up there. At least you'd managed to talk down your partner from going full hog. As willing as you were to help whenever Ritsuka and Mashu asked you to, there were limits to your patience and willingness to help.
And the diapers were definitely a couple hundred steps too far.
Still, it wasn't all bad.
"Remember, babies can't lift their own heads, so it's important that you su...
2022-12-05 04:09:19 +0000 UTC
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Every friday, you get to choose!
Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday! You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg
Remember~
We're ...
2022-12-03 03:42:55 +0000 UTC
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Maria could count on one hand the amount of times she thought herself blessed, since arriving at the most prestigious of schools. Truly, she had endured treatment that would send most people running... but truth be told, she would put up with each and every one of those experiences, a hundred times over, if only because she knew that at the end of the dark tunnel, she would be greeted by the radiant smile of the love of her life.
She had even had her passion for baking reignited, and fo...
2022-12-03 03:38:17 +0000 UTC
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