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Fucking influencers.

Hey guys, I kind of feel like a big turd posting this but people have been asking g if I have a wish list. I didn’t until a few days ago when I made one because people were asking. I know, classic influencer bull shit. Oh well, I’m just gonna swallow my pride on this one lol.

This is my Amazon wish list and it has a mix of stuff from cosplay supplies to mailing supplies (exciting I know) to games and toys and things to help me stream. It’s pretty random but That’s ok!

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An Icy Thank You!

I just wanted to say thank you all so much for all the kind words and support yesterday! I’m not much of a birthday person but it’s nice to fell the digital love! I didn’t know what photo to post with this so I figured it might as well be the last image from the Iceman series since he’s one of my faves! My birthday was incredibly and I wouldn’t ask for it any other way! 

We’re All Born Naked!

Hey everyone! Today is my birthday so I’m gonna keep this post short and sweet! Thank you all so much for everything you all do for me. Everyday I’m grateful to have you all around but today I’m especially feeling it.

Thank you 🖤

Our powers combined!

This week for “what I’m” Wednesday… I mean fitness Friday… I mean… What the hell is going on here???

I forgot about “what I’m” Wednesday because I was so excited to post that stupid little D.VA photo. I spent a little bit a time editing it so when I was done I posted that instead of the what I’m Wednesday. Ironically, what I was going to talk about was fitness related so it was also kind of a fitness Friday post. And when I say ironic I mean it in the alanis morisse...

Colourless Bird!

I also wanted to share this one today cause I’m too excited not to lol. Shaun sent me a few shot that he though looked really cinematic with a touch of that old school classic new print that comics started with. I’m not typically a black and white guy, but these are fantastic. What’s great is that shound doesn’t just take a regular photo and make it black and white, he tweaks the colours and the contrasts so that when it’s converted to black-and-white it makes an even more beautiful...

Film Ready!

Boy oh boy did Shaun knocke it out of the park again with this shot. This looks like a a screen shot from a Hawkman movie! How fucking incredible does this look? AHHHHHH!

A Real Gamer!

I just wanted to share this silly little photo because I’ve been teasing D.VA for a while. Technically this is still a tease because I didn’t put the triangles on my face, but oh well. If you don’t know who D.VA is, she’s a character from the game Overwatch and she’s likey one of the most relatable characters in the game. She just a huge nerd who love gaming and eating and riding around in her giant gun touting mech. Bless her.

ITS SNOWING!

Hi hi hi hi!! It’s finally snowing in my city and I’m just so excited! I promised myself that I wouldn’t start celebrating Christmas until the first snow in December. I was getting a little worried but hot damn it’s snowing today!!!!! So here, have some iceman!

The Thinker!

It’s come to my attention that I haven’t posted the Nightwing album yet. And by “came to my attention”,I mean I remembered that I forgot to remember to post the album. So with that said please be on the lookout this week for the Nightwing album! I’ll add some con photos and some selfies as well if I have them/can find them!

The other Gambit!

I wanted to post this Gambit shot while the other was fresh in your mind! This is the same photo but just against my bedroom wall with some little light effects. I like to add the coloured lights because it helps theme the photos and I can use them to tide over my obsession with rainbows. But that’s not what this is about, I’m curious which you prefer? It’s ok to say none or both too. Both are fun for me in different ways so I won’t be heart broken. In fact I’ll probably still do bo...

Playing’ Round!

I took a few gambit photos in my room and decided to try and edit in a background. It was so hard and it doesn’t look that good, but it was fun? Maybe? It looked really bad so I just added A BUNCH of filters lol. Maybe I’ll do a comparison for you guys to look at tomorrow!

Hawking in a Winter Wonderland!

Shaun recently sent me this edit of one of our Hawkman shots and look how awesome it is! Look how festive it is!! Hawkman is already red and green so a Christmas edit would have been way to easy.

Besides the fact that it’s a really fun photo, I also LOVE the colours. A silver Hawkman is such a cool idea. I think this should be a real character.

“What I’m” Wednesday: Star Wars!

Welcome to another one on Wednesday! This week I’ll be talking about some thing that’s been a part of my life for a long time, but I never knew I was missing so much of.

Along time ago in a galaxy far far away I fell in love with us Star Wars series. I’ve watched all the movies many many times over and I’m even one of the few people who enjoys the prequels. Call me a sucker but if I am one I’m a sucker for a political drama an incredible fight scenes. That’s up when it comes...

Let it snow, let it Ho!

He’s is one of the last Iceman strip tease shots! I swear this quaretine has turned me into such a (metaphorical) Ho. I’m not say that it a bad thing, and I’m certainly having fun doing it, but I usually save this stuff for February. The problem is, there is only so much you can do against a wall wearing a tight spandex suit.

OH NO THE HO IS CREEPING BACK IN AGAIN! BEGONE DEMON THOUGHTS! BEGONE DEMON THOTS!

But for real though, it’s just some silly fun while the world slo...

Monday already?

Time to get up and get back to work I guess...

Guys I have no idea what I’m taking about with this one lol. I knew I wanted to post this today cause I like to post flirty stuff on Monday but I had no clue have to go about it. I’ve used like EVERY chair/sit pun at this point so I just went for it. It’s hard to be clever and slutty sometimes. Maybe I should have said something like “it’s Monday, time to get hands on”? Girl, I don’t know. I’m just out hear tying to create ...

A Slice of Hamm: The Next 5 to 10 years

HOLY SHIT PEOPLE I DID IT AGAIN! I finally made another Slice of Hamm video that is shorter than 5 mins lol. I think the last video that was under 5 was my "What do I do for fun" Video where i questioned what 'fun' really mean and talked about how life is just suffering. 

AAAAAAAANNNNNYWAY!

 This one isn't nearly as dark, but its still short! It's all about where i see myself in 5-10 years so it being one of my shortest videos is likely a spoiler that I have no idea what...

Since it’s a Thursday...

How about a little throw back? Or maybe a big throwback depending on how you look at it.

This photo is from 10 years ago when I did my very first ever shoot with Shaun Simpson! Yes, THAT Shaun Simpson. The incredibly talented photography wizard who takes all those unbelievably fantastic photos! 10 YEARS!

We have been working together for 10 years but even more than that, we’ve been friends for 10 years. That’s pretty much1/3 of my life and I couldn’t think of a better perso...

Frost bite!

It’s getting colder but let’s be real, that has no effect on Iceman. So even as the snow begins to fall, iceman will continue to take it off and steam things up!

*Runs in screaming*

ITS DECEMBER!!! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY NOVEMBER, ITS NOT YOUR TIME ANYMORE!

to be honest I have a love hate relationship with this month. It’s always so stressful and busy and cold, but it’s also the month I get to listen to my favourite music and watch my favourite movies! I alway get asked which I like more, Christmas or Halloween, but it’s not a fair question. I love Halloween because I love spooky things and I love the general aesthetic. I also love it cause it not a family holid...

Sexy Print preview!

Another peek at December’s prints (sorry if you like surprises) but this ones is all about getting into bed! Don’t worry, the ones I’m mailing out aren’t corpped! 😏

Hawkman Print previews!

Here is a little look at the cosplay print for December! Shaun knocked this series out of the park and let’s be real, who doesn’t need a little more Hawkman in their lives!

Little by Little!

Here is another amazing Hawkman photo that I will be using as one of the small prints this month! I’ve never felt more powerful in my entire life lol.

"The Chair" in the Colour Green!

EDIT: DONT UPGRADE TODAY IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE BATCAVE DO IT IN DECEMBER

Happy Friday everyone! just wanted to pop in and let you know that I actually took the time to make all the chair images look like a complete series! in fact, its actually going to be 3 Mini series (The Chair in green, purple, and blue).

 With that said please bear with me as I repost a few of them over the next few weeks! Because a few of the photos show a bit more than I am comfortable sha...

Reruns are real fun!

The response to this Hawkwam photo was so over whelming that I’d really like to use of for this months cosplay print! And since I’m sticking with Hawkman I figured I should also stick with the bed series. I’m just not sure if I’m willing to use this shot because I think the old lady at the photo printer might have a heart attack. These are the difficult questions we ask ourselves!

( It’s not nude by the way, it just shows a lot of side ass, body hair, and... other such things...

“What I’m” Wednesday: Life Stuff!

Hi everyone! I just wanted to take this Wednesday to give you an update on regular old life stuff!

A few days ago I started feeling sick but I didn’t really think much of it. Bit of a Cough and eventually a sore throat. I don’t tend to get very panicky so my immediate response wasn’t “this must be Covid”. Unfortunately I got an email from my gym stating that two people there had Covid and I was there at the same time as them for 4 days. At this point I was worried it was Covid...

Speaking of... stripping?

I’m curious which of the super strip characters you had the most fun with, or who you enjoyed the most and why! Who else would you want to see in the future? I’m just realizing that that I didn’t do Nightwing and that just seems rude.

Frosty the Snow Hamm!

Bobby is back and he’s looking to get a little defrosted!

I have no idea what that means, so I’ll just say that I’ll be posting a few pic of this Iceman taking his suit off! Something nice to take the chill off! Or something...

It Can Happen!

They say lighting doesn’t strike the same spot twice, but who ever says that must have the the magic of Shaun Simpson on their side!

Here is another incredible Hawkman shot with a bit of added electricity to get your heart pumping!!

The (Partial) reveal!

I asked you all to guess and some of you got it dead on! It’s Northstar! I’ve been wanting to dress up as this character for a long time. And if you’re asking yourself why, let me answer that in 3 words: Gay, Canadian, X-men.

Northstar is such an influential character and I can’t wait to prance around in this suit with a French accent!!!!

Fake Fitness Friday 3!

I just finished writing this and I realized that the way its written makes it sound like I’m going to die. I’m not. Im just a huge baby. So feel free to read the dramatic tale and know that I have a pulled muscle lol.

I mentioned this is passing the other day but I’ve really fucked up my shoulder. About over a month ago I started to feel a bit of a pain in my right shoulder. Because it seemed like Nothing serious and because the pain really wasn’t that bad, I just kept working ...