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2015 Audio Commentary PART ONE

In February of 2015, a young sweaty boy named Erik created a YouTube channel called "Internet Comment Etiquette." He had the choice of any name in the world, but he picked the one that would leave people saying "how do you spell that?" to this very day. 

Watch as Shawn, Jarret, and drunk Erik gather to reminisce about these early days of the channel. This one goes off the rails within minutes and we find ourselves basically recording a podcast with videos playing over it. 

Joan of Woke and Nordpass Bloopers

Watch as Shawn and I embarrass ourselves as we try to remember the lines that I wrote mere hours before sitting down to film. Also some woke moralists sabotaged my microphone and when I find those scumbags, I'm gonna go over their houses and force them to watch me cry like a bitch!

Joan of Woke / Nordpass Script PDF Downloads

I saw a few comments asking if these extras count as "Charge for this post" on your end. The answer is no! I'm switching the Patreon over to a monthly flat rate. The one dollar tier is absolutely going to stay, and I'm only adding a five dollar tier on top of that. So no matter how many lessons I upload, it never raises your patronage for the month. Though it would still be funny if I charged you all for this post.

Attached is the script for the latest Woke Watch about Joan of Arc. I hi...

[VIDEO-FREE] August NordPass Ad

Now that I'm offering lessons ad-free on this Patreon, it's only right that I give you people what you really want: video-free ads. This has been the number one requested backer reward for as long as I can remember and I'm proud to finally announce that technology is finally able to allow such a thing. Please enjoy this NordPass ad without any of the pesky video around it.

[AD-FREE] Woke Watch: Joan of Woke

One of the many new perks of being a supporter of ICE, which you are, is that you can now enjoy all new uploads AD FREE. That said if you enjoy the video, consider giving the youtube link in the description a click so that their algorithm doesn't think I'm cheating on them.

The Internet Comment Etiquette Patreon and YOU

Hello my dear patrons, friends, students. You might notice over the next few days an unfamiliar bevy of Patreon posts and uploads. It's not a prank, nor is it for a video. We're making some well overdue changes around here to give this Patreon, and your patronage, a purpose for being. 

Tune in this Thursday, September 1st, at 4pm PST for a Patreon exclusive livestream where we'll take a sneak peek at new monthly backer rewards and other exciting ways I plan on making you proud to b...

Woke Watch: Joan of WOKE

IT'S WOKE! Anyone else sick of the marxist moralists trying to shove this shit down our throats? Well I'm not sick of it, because it PAYS MY FUCKING BILLS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. WOKE WATCH!

You're Filled with Microplastics

In today's lesson, we learn that our bodies are nothing more than vessels for tiny plastic shavings that will eventually occupy the entirety of our bodies. When we become plastic people, do you think we'll still dream?

WOKE WATCH: Woke Buzz Lightyear

Enough is enough! Welcome to Woke Watch, the only show that breaks down the disease of wokeness in pop culture. When all of our favorite IP's have become cucked and bluepilled, Woke Watch is here to call them out and set things right. Don't tread on us!

How to Kink Shame

This lesson was a wonderful experiment that I'll soon be doing more regularly as a PATREON EXCLUSIVE. That's right, you people are finally about to get something for your patronage. And not just one something, but many somethings. More news in July!

Learning to Fight Part Three: THE FINALE

With the Creator Clash over, Erik finally gets back to good and proper Internet Comment Etiquette. That is until a mysterious new figure shows up to offer him a chance at redemption.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Learning to Fight" (Part Two)

Posting this from a strange hotel in a strange city, where I'm doing strange things to my body so I can achieve one of my strangest goals: learning to fight. Only two weeks left, but I'll be ready May 14th when I fight in The Creator Clash. Can't wait to show you guys my diving double axe handle in the ring.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "4/21 Special"

In today's very special episode, we celebrate the wondrous occassion that is April 21st. A day to relax, decompress, and look back on just what the hell we did the day before. In my case, I may have set in motion a course of events that will change the internet forever. Because the Green Dragon will have his day.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Learning to Fight" Part One

I keep making these videos that I'm not comfortable charging patrons for, but I'll be damned if they aren't fun. So no charge for this one, and please enjoy. And if you're so inclined, go get yourself a ticket to the actual boxing match that I will actually be boxing in, and that I have actually been training for since January. Let's make all these headshots I've been taking worth it.

Nobody is getting charged for this post, it's an ad

But it's an important ad, because it helped fund Nobbleberry.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Sovern Citizens"

In today's lesson, Erik explores the cavities of what makes a community immune from sympathy. Is it possible there exists an online sect devoid of saving grace? Probably! Let's find out!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Woke Lord of the Rings"

Man I just thought it was a funny title for a video and now I got a bunch of normies mad at me

Hey everyone, here’s what’s on the docket for this year:

1. More bonus shit. Behind-the-Scenes, outtakes, maybe some weirdo keeps walking up to us with his phone camera while we’re trying to film a sketch. This will be happening thanks to your patronage.
2. Audio commentary. I did this a while back for all the LetsGoToClass episode of of Comment Etiquette. It was fantastic, and from now on I’m going to do two more a month until we catch up, and then it’ll turn into the Joe Rogan podcast thanks to your patronage.
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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Cracker Like Me"

I never wanted to do this lesson. I thought it was all bullshit and not worth even researching the whole "cracker" discourse. However, after the most surface level of once-overs, I truly believe that I can deliver the final word on this, and that word is a racist slur.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "JFK Jr. Jr."

Hey students remember me? I've been busy in my bunker preparing for this monumental day. When I'm finally president, you all get a free NFT of my nuts.

Internet Comment Etiquette: Top 10 Erik Moments!

Who doesn't love an end-of-year clip show? And what a goddamn year it was. Ultimately this is up to you guys but I feel like we had a great curriculum in 2021. The world might feel kinda fucked right now, so it's important that we find time to let ourselves enjoy things. And I hope you enjoyed my things, because I definitely enjoyed making them. But I think we're all REALLY gonna enjoy what I have planned for next year. 

"Handling SJWs" Deleted Scene

I cut this scene for time, which felt great because all of a sudden everything just flowed in a way that I liked and hopefully you did too. Unless of course you're an SJW in which case you don't like ANYTHING unless it means everyone is treated equally. And as a dude who hates the Amish, I resent that mentality. I think Amish people belong in cages. Hopefully that all comes across in this rare deleted scene.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Videos While You're Poopin"

Once I began, I couldn't leave the commode until I had finished this lesson. What was supposed to be a five minute poop instead became hours,  and in the dawn of the next day's sun, my asshole ready to bust out from strain, I realized the true theme to this week's lesson: Brotherhood.

Also sisterhood but brotherhood sounds more badass sorry.

Internet Comment Etiquette: Handling SJW's

Q: How can you tell an SJW farted?

A: Because they'll start blaming everyone around them as soon as they smell it

lol just an email my uncle sent me, thought you'd enjoy

Love,

Eric with a K

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Ghost of P.T. Barnum"

Well there I was, minding my own business with a nice glass of wine ready to do a completely normal etiquette lesson, when this P.T. Barnum son of a bitch zapped into the middle of the Etiquesette and issuing all sorts of challenges to entertain him. Who was I to say no? If only I had done my research I would have known what a vile man I had just made a deal with.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "What is a Ghoul?"

A few weeks ago, I was browsing through my favorite Halloween classics and watching all the classic horror monsters swipe across the screen. There were vampires, zombies, trolls, goblins, even leprechauns. I realized in that moment that despite being referenced every Halloween, there are no classic horror movies about ghouls. Sure, Night of the Living Dead calls them "ghouls" in the script but those are clearly zombies. Or are they? This led to the chilling discovery that I do not know what a...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Dark Arts"

Normally I wait until a few hours before November to upload my Halloween special. This month I decided that anything I make in October will be a Halloween special. Turns out it's way more fun than the normal lessons so I'm probably going to only make Halloween specials from now on.  Enjoy!

CRYPTO NEWS with Erik: Episode 1

After a lot of soul searching and micro dosing, I've finally realized that I've always meant to be a crypto news show. That's why I'm proud to announce the beginning of an amazing journey in Crypto News with Erik! Follow my advice and you'll be richer than God, who by the way is long on cardano

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Dr. DeWormer"

In today's lesson, Erik meets a new friend with a dark past. Also, he defends Ivermectin and speaks out against censorship but tell that to all the salty fucks in the comment section!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Moonbase Salvia"

Unlike the 1969 moon landing, this video was not filmed in a green screen studio. That's right, I built a real moonbase! Another Big Money Space Race first, and once again I made these billionaires look like billion dollar bitches.