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Chapter 294: Let It Cool Down

"How do I know you're telling the truth?" After hearing Josh reveal many secrets about his universe, Starscream felt excited, but being a schemer, he couldn't just take Josh's words at face value.

"Don't rush. We can take it one step at a time. I'll give you Vibranium first, and you give me some common Cybertronian technology, like the faster-than-light engine... Then I'll tell you where the AllSpark and Megatron are. You get the AllSpark, I get Megatron. After that, we can talk about t...

Chapter 293: Trade Conditions

Looking at Starscream on the screen, Josh frowned slightly.

It wasn't because of the guy's arrogance, but because he was trying to figure out which version and timeline this Starscream came from.

The way he looked now, Josh had never seen him before - his whole body was thin and tall, completely different from the Earth-style jet form shown in the movies and cartoons.

In fact, he looked more like the Fallen from the second Transformers movie.

Wait, the Fallen?

Th...

Chapter 292: A New Trading Dimension

"Huh? So you know about symbiotes?" Yuri asked, surprised to see Josh's expression.

"Yes, I know about symbiotes, but the ones I know seem a little different from these," Josh said, frowning at the three symbiotes in front of Yuri.

"Besides, is it really okay to just leave them out like that?" Even though Josh knew Yuri was good at mind control, he still warned him out of instinct about how dangerous symbiotes could be.

"Ah, I see now. The ones you know of must be the primit...

Announcement

Rant incoming—please bear with me!

I’m sure all of you have noticed that this month, I was very inconsistent with my upload schedule, and on some days, I didn’t even upload. This was due to several reasons that led me to this decision.

The first reason is that I am a computer science student, and next month, my semester is coming to an end. This means there have been many submissions, and there will be more in the coming days. Because of this, I have been ve...

Chapter 291: Three Symbiotes

Aside from the fact that the Ancient One was still on King George Island trying to convince some Eternals to clean up Josh's mess.

After Josh emptied the place, he stored everything, along with Ophelia and the others, in his system inventory—officially revealing his "space" ability to his subordinates.

He then used a teleportation rune to return to the Falklands. Compared to the timespace belt, this mage-made item was much more reliable. While it still caused mild dizziness, the...

Chapter 290: Stealing Everything

When Ancient One said that this was just a powerful symbiote, but its previous host came from a civilization that had been seeded by a Celestial and was destroyed because of the Celestial's birth, Odin immediately understood why Ikaris, under this symbiote’s influence, harbored such deep hatred for gods.

The symbiote itself had a simple mind, but as a symbiote, it could share its host’s memories and be influenced by the host’s emotions.

And its previous host had an unshakabl...

Chapter 289: The God of Symbiotes? (2)

Gilgamesh, struggling to hold on, was momentarily stunned by the attack. But when he looked toward its source and saw Odin, he let out a hearty laugh.

Odin smiled slightly in response. Though he had no love for the Eternals or the Celestials behind them, he appreciated Gilgamesh's straightforward and warrior-like nature.

They had arm-wrestled, wrestled, and even had drinking contests multiple times in the past.

Unfortunately... he was old now.

For a brief moment, he fo...

Chapter 288: The God of Symbiotes? (1)

A massive dragon, over fifty meters long from head to tail, soared rapidly through the sky.

Sitting on the bony spikes of its neck was a lone human—none other than Josh.

After Ophelia's team left, Josh had paced the VTOL for over an hour, unable to sit still. In the end, he decided to investigate personally.

With all communications cut off, the anxious wait was unbearable. Besides, if whatever was on the buried ship turned out to be a real threat to Earth, hiding in the ba...

Chapter 287: The Eternals! The Celestials! They Must Die! (2)

"Shit!"

The Inhumans who had been watching the battle cursed in unison.

For the Domo was heading straight for them.

Fortunately, Makkari reacted instantly, dragging them away before they were crushed.

But The Domo wasn’t so lucky—it slammed into the ice with such force that the entire George King Island trembled.

Yet none of the Eternals had time to worry about the fallen ship.

As powerful as the attack had been, it was unlikely that Phastos had died. 2025-03-22 08:40:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 286: The Eternals! The Celestials! They Must Die! (1)

TL/N: Sorry for no updates in the last two days; had some stuff to deal with IRL.

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Ajak frowned when she saw the two dying Inhumans and immediately stepped forward to heal them.

"Who are you? What do you want?" Ambur and the others became suspicious.

They had no idea how they had suddenly escaped the deadly ice pit and the terrifying enemy, but when they saw Ajak and Sersi dressed similarly to Ikaris, they instinctively remained cautious.

Ajak,...

Chapter 285: Eternal vs. Inhumans (2)

"We have to think of something or we're all dead!" Ambur said. Running was out of the question—they were trapped at the bottom of an ice pit. The ropes they had used to descend were still there, but it would take at least ten minutes to climb back up. Ikaris, on the other hand, could fly. He'd kill them a dozen times over before they got halfway down.

"What can we do? We can't even hurt him! Why the hell does such a monster exist on Earth?" Nur became increasingly frantic, his eyes da...

Chapter 284: Eternal vs. Inhumans (1)

Sizzle!

Beneath the ice, golden rays cut wildly through the frozen layer. Nur had to dodge the attacks while avoiding the massive chunks of ice falling around him.

The excavation shaft wasn't very large, only a few dozen square meters, leaving Nur little room to maneuver. It was a difficult situation, but fortunately he wasn't alone.

A powerful figure shot into the air like a cannonball, heading straight for Ikaris. It was Ellis, a physically enhanced Inhuman.

However,...

Chapter 283: The Eternal Madness! (2)

"It is possible that another alien race, like the Kree, sent those machines here to dig up something. This energy storm may have been triggered by whatever they uncovered." Nur shrugged.

Since Attilan originally belonged to the Kree, much of their critical knowledge had been passed down to the Inhumans, giving them a greater understanding of galactic affairs than Earth's people—though much of that information was thousands of years outdated.

Even so, this knowledge was kept stri...

Chapter 282: The Eternal Madness! (1)

A small aircraft flew slowly over the glaciers in the center of King George Island.

It was the ship of the Inhumans of Attilan.

“Mander, can you locate the core of the energy outbreak?” asked a fair-skinned young woman with red hair, sitting in the co-pilot seat. She turned to a middle-aged man with some Asian features sitting behind her.

This woman was Ambur, a member of Attilan's royal family and the leader of this investigation team. She possessed abilities related to...

Chapter 281: The Giant Squid (2)

"Even the Inhumans, who usually stay out of world affairs, were drawn here. That means they’re probably not the only ones," Josh muttered, watching the radar screen as the Inhumans' aircraft disappeared into the energy field surrounding the island.

He hadn’t encountered the Ancient One yet, but given his knowledge of Kamar-Taj, he was sure she wouldn’t have missed this event.

However, based on what he knew from the movies, she would probably stay out of it.

That was wh...

Chapter 280: The Giant Squid (1)

Since regular drills and tools were completely ineffective against the spaceship, Josh ordered the robotic exploration team to gather vibranium weapons from the military robots at the site and attempt to cut through the ship's hull.

This had an effect, but instead of cutting through the hull, the threat of the vibranium seemed to trigger the ship's defense system.

"Alert! Alert! High-energy fluctuations detected on the ship's hull!" The exploration team’s scanning system issued ...

Chapter 279: The Spaceship in the Ice (2)

"Commander, the tactical team has reached the designated location. The signal source is buried thirty meters under the glacier ice. Should we break through the ice to investigate?"

By the time Josh returned to the VTOL, the command-type robot on board had already reported in.

"Can you identify what it is?" Josh asked.

"Yes, Commander. Based on preliminary scans, it appears to be a spaceship—230 meters long, 23 meters wide, and 15 meters tall.”

As the Command Robot ...

Chapter 278: The Spaceship in the Ice (1)

Boom! With a loud explosion, the snow-covered valley echoed as a cliff opened like a massive door, revealing a deep, dark room inside.

A squad of military robots, waiting outside, quickly moved in tactical formation and entered.

"Area secured!" A few minutes later, after scanning the entire space inside the mountain, the robots reported back via communications.

Shortly after, a rugged, futuristic-looking armored off-road vehicle approached from the distance and stopped in fr...

Chapter 261: The Eternals Are Nothing Special! (2)

Deputy Prime Minister and Home Minister Sardar Patel.

Once Patel understood the full situation, he knew Nehru’s career was over.

And worse, the newly independent, still-unified India was in deep trouble.

He made the smartest decision possible.

He stripped Nehru of all authority, placed him under house arrest, and ordered the military not to resist any actions by the U.S., Britain, or the Soviets.

This was, without a doubt, the right move.

In this era, no ...

Chapter 260: The Eternals Are Nothing Special! (1)

The investigation team from Britain, America, and the Soviet Union was attacked in New Delhi. The head of the British delegation was killed, while the American and Soviet members were captured. Instead of rescuing them, the Indian military went to the extreme of bombing the hotel in an attempt to cover up the scandal.

This incident quickly became headline news across Western countries.

Originally, if things had gone according to Nehru’s plan, with all investigation members dead,...

Chapter 259: Apocalypse! (2)

The first victims were the outdated Indian tanks forming the blockade around the hotel—eight old Sherman M4s.

These WWII-era tanks, once considered formidable, were now nothing more than outdated relics on the verge of obsolescence. Against the 14.5mm anti-aircraft machine guns firing armor-piercing rounds—several decades ahead in technology—they were nothing but paper targets, instantly shredded beyond recognition.

As for the unfortunate Indian soldiers caught in the hail o...

Chapter 258: Apocalypse! (1)

(TL/N: I am so stupid. Yesterday, I translated the chapters but forgot to post them. So today, here are 4 chapters for you.)

Boom! Boom! Boom!

With the roar of cannons and thick smoke, the once luxurious palace-style hotel quickly turned into a pile of rubble.

Standing on the top floor of a house across the street, Claire Voyant's expression was somber.

If Josh hadn’t prepared a secret escape route in advance, they would have been buried in that dest...

Chapter 257: Bombing the Hotel (2)

The Special Forces had already placed powerful explosives underground, cutting off Raju and Bheem's escape route.

Seeing this, both of them were stunned.

In that brief moment of hesitation, the hidden snipers fired again.

This time, the shots came from different angles than before, avoiding Bheem completely.

Now, with Bheem in front of him, Raju had no room to dodge—unless he used Bheem as a shield.

But even though he realized this, he refused to do it.

B...

Chapter 256: Bombing the Hotel (1)

The hotel where Josh and his team stayed was the most luxurious in the area, as grand as a palace.

Due to the strict social hierarchy in the region, there were no other buildings within 20 meters of the hotel, and no tall structures beyond that.

This made the hotel an excellent stronghold.

Like the Gurkha soldiers who met a tragic end, Raju and Bheem, the two local superhumans, tried to break through from around the hotel.

But they failed just the same.

The attac...

Chapter 255: Won't you let people live in peace? (1)

“Nehru, I believe we need a proper explanation for this matter.”

The British representative spoke, his usual gentle smile now completely gone. His gaze toward Nehru was ice-cold.

Don’t be fooled by his gentlemanly appearance—he’s an elite from MI6. Who knows, maybe his codename is even 007.

Claire Claire Voyant and the young girl beside her, Ella, also looked at Nehru with hostility.

"Explain what? The attack on the UN investigation team has nothing to do wit...

Chapter 254: Won't you let people live in peace? (1)

"I had no intention of informing you, because unfortunately, the information my subordinates secretly gathered showed that the previous attack was closely linked to certain individuals within your government. However, since you are here now, you might as well explain the issues in these documents to us."

As Nehru entered, Josh calmly gestured to John Stern, who then placed several documents in front of those present.

Claire Voyant and the British representative immediately picked ...

Chapter 253: South Asian Superhero's (2)

She was known as the "Black Robe Heroine" and reportedly possessed a mystical bracelet. (TL/N: I couldn't find exactly whom the author is referencing here, but she is probably an ancestor of Ms. Marvel.)

In fact, the two Indian superheroes had fought against her before—and nearly lost.

Unbelievable. A female superhero from Pakistan, a country known for its strict religious conservatism? That sounded like something only Marvel writers could come up with.

But none of that ma...

Chapter 252: South Asian Superhero's (1)

"You noticed it too. Have Ophelia look into these two. The fact that India has people like them and our intelligence system knows nothing about them is not a good sign."

Leaning back on the sofa, Josh took a sip of ice-cold Coke as he spoke.

The Coke was from his system’s storage.

Although the Indian government had arranged for them to stay in New Delhi’s finest hotel—one that claimed even its bathwater came from deep underground—Josh had no interest in testing that ...

Chapter 251: India (2)

Young men were always too impulsive. Even when no outsiders were present, one shouldn't wear their emotions so openly.

Still, Josh didn't reprimand him too harshly.

Despite his relatively low rank of major, this investigator had an impressive background.

His name was John Stern, the youngest son of Judge Gary Stern—one of the Council’s most powerful figures.

During the previous Chadwick Rebellion, the Council had passed from the Thomas era to the current power stru...

Chapter 250: India (1)

"Kingo Sunen III, the Indian movie star... We only managed to find him because he's too famous. Honestly, I think his grandfather Kingo Sunen and his father Kingo Sunen II also fit your criteria, but they've been dead for a long time," Ophelia said.

"...Have you ever considered that all three of them are actually the same person?" Josh crossed his legs and smiled.

Just as he expected, Ophelia was talking about Kingo Sunen—the Eternal who had spent centuries in Bollywood, blendin...