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Audio: Happy New Year from BRK!

Corny but heartfelt. Happy New Year!

Weekly Update: 26 December 2020

Two things to talk about this week. The first is that there’s some fresh holiday content down below as a part of this update, including my contribution, “Burst”, and some non-holiday stuff too. Hope you find something you like.

Second: Turns out it’s been five solid years of regular, biweekly updates since I set this schedule and stuck to it, back in late December 2015. That got me thin...

NEW STORY: Burst, Parts 1–3 by BRK

NEW STORY: Burst, Parts 1–3 by BRK— In a sealed-off underground bunker, exposure to a tear in the fabric of space-time created by an illegal energy experiment is producing some interesting changes in the men trapped inside. And on top of everything else, it’s Christmas, and there’s no way they’ll ever see home again.

Saturday Flashback: Holly Jolly Christmas

Christmas is next week, so in advance of that I’m surfacing some of the best-liked Christmas/Solstice-themed stories from past years. Next week there will be a few new ones to add to the holiday roll.

It’s an interesting holiday—seems to draw a good deal of giving but also a fair amount of taking, if you know what I mean. ;) Seriously, though, we do also need more non-Christmas end-of-yea...

Site Update: 12 December 2020

Two stories from me this week: an update to the increasingly hefty commissioned werebear story “Finding Owen”, and a new story called “Glitch”. Hope you like. Plus lots of great stuff this week, including continuations of several popular stories past and present, and sexy new stuff too. Dig in!

Next update is 26 December, and yes, I’ll probably write something holiday-related. Any wri...

NEW STORY: "Glitch", Parts 1–3 by BRK

NEW STORY: "Glitch", Parts 1–3 by BRK—Undercover as a university student inside a thriving, all-gay digital community, Torin starts experiencing unexplained, universe-wide glitches that progressively and seamlessly change Torin and everyone around him.

NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 6 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 6 by BRK— Owen, Gerardo, and Victor seek refuge with Gerardo’s ex, Mike, with their enemies—both human and wolf—not far behind.

Saturday Flashback: December 2013

For this week’s magical mystery tour we visit Metabods as it was seven years ago, in another age and another era. And yet, back then we were still interested in smut, just as the folks of today. The resulting haul contains lots of interesting stuff you might remember fondly or have never stumbled across before—give ’em a go! Next update is 12 December, and until then, thanks for visiting and en...

Site Update: 28 November 2020

This week’s update sees the continuation of not one but two commissioned stories: “One Hot Summer”, which temporarily shifts the focus for this installment to football hottie Jay and his adoring b-f Zac; and “Return of the Fleshsock”, in which the intimacies Ogan initiated with Kurn move back to Kurn’s lodgings where a certain beast awaits. Both of these were a lot of fun to write, and I ...

NEW CHAPTER: "Return of the fleshsock", Part 3 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: "Return of the fleshsock", Part 3 by BRK—Kurn takes Ogan home, knowing that his beast awaits him there. How will the swordsman react?

NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 15–19 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 15–19 by BRK— Jay the football god adores his nerdy boyfriend Zac, but he’s been getting more and more distracted by the slow growth of a certain cute, beardy pizza guy since summer started. Fortunately Zac knows just how to grab his attention. His plan for the brownies the guys gave them, though, doesn’t go quite the way he’d intended.

Saturday Flashback: Arms Over Arms

Usually when I write about guys with four arms I picture them one set behind the other, mostly because imagining the shoulders doubling is pretty hot all by itself. Sometimes, though, the four-armed guy of my dreams has them one set above the other, and that’s also the way tetrabracchial guys tend to show up in other places (Khoros, Barsoom). So for this Saturday retrospective I thought I’d surfa...

Site Update: 14 November 2020

This week is the Vignette Party where I write shortish, one-scene(ish) stories based on suggestions from my higher-tiered Patreoneers. This time around I’m very happy with the results: a new chapter of “Field Agent”, about the FBI agent who got turned into a humantaur, plus two new stories: “Cum & Grow”, about a highway convenience store with a difference, and a beach-house quarantine e...

NEW STORY! The four jocks: Quarantine edition by BRK

NEW STORY! The four jocks: Quarantine edition by BRK—Stuck at his friend’s island beach house with two other guys from the swim team, Howie is enjoying his hunky friends’ company and trying to ignore their considerably better luck in the cock sweepstakes. Then they decide to wile away a stormy afternoon playing this strange game they found in the back of a cupboard…

NEW CHAPTER! Field agent, Part 2 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER! Field agent, Part 2 by BRK—As Agents Adkins and Barber take on a new case, Adkins can’t stop thinking about how the cum of his now-humantaur god of a partner might end up changing him, and whether he’ll get the chance to find out.

NEW STORY! Cum and Grow by BRK

NEW STORY! Cum and Grow by BRK—When someone goofed up the sign at the Come and Go store to make it say “Cum and Grow”, I thought it was a pretty funny prank. Turns out, it wasn’t just a joke.

Saturday Flashback: Phat Lats

This week’s trip through the muscle archives celebrates the latissimi dorsi, those beautiful wings that some guys grow as wide as anything, especially around here. They make a good bodybuilder into an amazing bodybuilder, but my favorite is seeing lats on a defined, moderately built guy just peeking out at you between his arms and his sides as he’s just standing there in front of you. Peek-a-boo ...

Site Update: 31 October 2020

Welcome to the monster-sized Halloween update! I issued a call for Halloween stories and I received a cornucopia of—no, drat it, that’s the wrong holiday. I, ah, received a zombie horde of responses, far beyond expectations, featuring a wide range of horror, comedy, unexpected magic, and above all men transformed in the spirit of this holiday to deviance and nonconformity. Giant, hairy thanks (an...

NEW STORY! "The blue pumpkin", Parts 0-5 by BRK

NEW STORY! "The blue pumpkin", Parts 0-5 by BRK—Dominic is sure his blue pumpkin jack-o’-lantern will be a hit. What he doesn’t know is what will be brought forth when he lights the candle within…

Saturday Flashback: Ghosts of Halloweens Past

Next week we’ll be celebrating Halloween on the day with a bunch of new stuff, so I thought for this week’s flashback we’d surface some highlights from previous Halloweens. Sexy-spooky, nice.

I’m going live with a new format for the site this week, so if things look messed up try force-refreshing the page to make sure you’ve loaded the new stylesheets. It’s not exactly Museum of Gre...

Site Update: 17 October 2020

This week’s contribution from me? I was commissioned to write a full chapter continuing “Return of the Fleshsock”, so here we have the ongoing adventures of Kurn, the mountain-bred crossbowman who has a lot of trouble keeping his excitement hidden—especially around the exceptional men of Kossh’s crack Sword-Elite. As always I’m grateful to my Patreon supporters, not just for commissions b...

NEW CHAPTER! "Return of the fleshsock," Part 2 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER! "Return of the fleshsock," Part 2 by BRK—Despite the twin dangers of his hair-trigger arousal and the comprehensive permission he’s given to the creature he calls the beast, Kurn is convinced to stay in the city and help train the Sword-Elite in mountain-style crossbow archery.

Saturday Flashback: Supertrawl

This week’s flashback involves guys who end up with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. There’s Marvel, there’s DC, and then there’s these guys. Capes and tights are optional, but sex appeal definitely comes with the job.

Next update is 17 October. In the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.

Site Update: 3 October 2020

This week’s story from me is about a painter who gets caught up in something strange he doesn’t quite understand, including a strange symbol and a dreamlike guy he isn’t sure exists, all while starts things slowly changing around him. It’s one of those stories that started adding its own layers as I wrote, and it feels like there’s a lot of room for twists Wes doesn’t know yet. I definite...

NEW STORY: "Quinquetra", Parts 1-2 by BRK

NEW STORY: "Quinquetra", Parts 1-2 by BRK—Exploring his workaholic husband’s ancestral house on his own, Wes encounters a strange symbol and a dreamlike man who seems closely connected to it.

Update Delayed

UPDATE SLIGHTLY POSTPONED: The 3 October update will be posted on Sunday, 4 October. Sorry for the delay! 

Saturday Flashback: Caribbean Princes

Hi folks! This week’s roundup surfaces a few stories that visit the sunny Caribbean or feature guys that come from there. There are a lot of island escapes in our stories, mostly in warm places like the Caribbean, the south Pacific, Indonesia, and so on, though there are a few tucked away in cooler spots like Puget Sound or the craggy coast of Maine. This time, though, our cruise is headed for azur...

Site Update: 19 September 2020

As promised, this week’s update is a “Vignette Party” where suggestion-tier Patreon supporters get one-scene stories based around what they’d like to see, if they’re so inclined. This time I got three requests, all of which were tremendous fun: a continuation of “Remodel”, with our newly extra-limbed Reece doing some yoga and meeting that tailor Jared mentioned; a small-town track star ...

NEW STORY: "Return of the fleshsock" by BRK

NEW STORY: "Return of the fleshsock" by BRK—Kurn, a mountain warrior with an unruly, mouth-craving cock, has been sent to offer a boon to the great Huuman, Lord Griffin, Defender of Kossh, for his help in expunging the scimitar-raiders. To his shock, however, Lord Griffin instead offers the valiant Kurn a gift that answers his most compelling need.

NEW CHAPTER: "Remodel", Part 2 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: "Remodel", Part 2 by BRK—Reece decides to test out his recently reconfigured body with a little intense yoga, but he’s interrupted when his manager brings by the local tailor who’ll be making Reece’s new clothes.