NEW STORY: "Jocktaur pledge" by BRK—High school track superstar Tommy finds he isn’t king of the world anymore now that he’s left his small town for the huge, sprawling State U. His hopes of getting into a big frat end up crushed, and his last hope is a house where the brothers keep to themselves and hardly let anyone in at all.
Hey folks! For this retrogression I decided to go a little further back, to September and October of 2010, a whole decade ago. The site was smaller then, and the contributions fewer, but it was still a long way from its humble origins even further back in time. Here's what the site looked like ten years back. The next update is 19 September; and in the meantime, thanks for visiting and enjoy the site...
2020-09-12 10:47:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi folks! For this week’s update we have a new chapter in my Patreon-commissioned shifter story, “Finding Owen.” Things just get more and more intense for Owen and the two hunky werewolfs, but Owen’s not the kind of guy to let things get to him. Also an interesting array of smutty stuff below, including lots of new stories plus a few continuations. Hope you find something you like.
The ...
2020-09-05 14:14:36 +0000 UTC View PostNEW CHAPTER: "Finding Owen", Part 5 by BRK—Owen and the others return to the forest to find that things have changed while they were away on the neverwhere beach. Specifically, they have changed.
2020-09-05 14:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It being August, named for the genuinely august emperor Augustus, I decided to use this flashback to surface a few stories that bring up those toga-wearing noble bastards of the Eternal City. I’m including the ancient Greeks as well, partly because it was the merger of the Greek and Roman ethos that brought forth what later came to be called Western Civilization but mostly owing to the rather tange...
2020-08-29 13:52:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi folks! For this week’s update I have two stories. One is a four-chapter story called “The Fake Boyfriend”, playing off some of the tropes of that durable romance-novel plot. While it’s not as long as last update’s epic, “The Arsenal of Secrets”, it does have one thing in common with that story—I finished this one, too. Is this going to be a new thing for me, finishing stories rathe...
2020-08-22 16:18:50 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY: "The fake boyfriend", Parts 1-4 by BRK—Zeke must travel back to his hometown, Woody Hole, in a last-ditch effort to prove he’s gay and end the eternal matchmaking with his high-school girlfriend, Stacy. A fake boyfriend is the only way—but Zeke’s closest relationship is with a customized character from an open-sandbox simulation game, a cocky personal trainer named Troy.
2020-08-22 16:13:26 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY: "Coffee date" by BRK—Jeremy gets dragged to a blind date at a coffeehouse that seems to have an inexplicable effect on Jeremy’s body.
2020-08-22 16:10:09 +0000 UTC View Post
In this tour of the past we return to August 2016 and find a number of story chapters from authors who were regular contributors at the time and now have seemingly moved on (though they’re welcome to return if they like), while others are from authors who still around and sharing their stuff with us (myself included). It strikes me as interesting that we often write about transformation on this sit...
2020-08-15 11:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, folks. Thanks for sticking with me while I had to do other stuff last month. The new stuff is back! And as usual, not quite to plan. I had intended to write two or three different stories of ordinary length for this week’s update to welcome myself back. But I started writing the first one, and it just got bigger, and bigger, and… way, way bigger. So: say hello to “The Arsenal of Secrets”...
2020-08-08 22:28:48 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY! "The Arsenal of Secrets", Parts 1-10 by BRK—Griffin, tired of being smaller than his farm-brute brothers, stumbles backwards into a way to make himself more like what he wants to be: big and strong enough to catch the eye of a beautiful, bashful, broad-shouldered apprentice blacksmith named Wass.
2020-08-08 22:24:27 +0000 UTC View Post
You never know what a witch might be getting up to, especially if he’s horny. Always meddling with something, that lot. In this week’s browse through the archives we’ll explore just what diversions those witches and warlocks have been amusing themselves with, with consequences mostly for unsuspecting intimates and the occasional innocent passerby. All’s fair in spells and sorcery.
The n...
2020-08-01 10:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This time, I’m taking the archive trawl back three years, to July 2017. It’s another interesting mix of stories, including installments in some longish stories running at the time. Hope you like. The next new-stories update is still 8 August, and I’ve got a few things planned. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy the site.
2020-07-25 10:41:21 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week’s trip through the archives I’ve collected a few stories featuring guys with thick, manly beards. Some have had ‘em all along, while others acquire them quite suddenly. And guys with beards aren’t all bears and lumberjacks, either. Of course, sometimes around here a regular guy or a twink or a twunk gaining a beard might mean they’re turning into a lumberjack or a bear, litera...
2020-07-18 12:13:38 +0000 UTC View Post
This week’s flashback takes us back to July 2016, four long years ago as the time-crow flies and a lot longer by the path we’ve had to take; and an interesting and diverse crop of stories is surfaced thereby. In IRL news I’m making good progress on my smutless July 2020 project, so you’ll definitely have the new stories updates back on 8 August. I am so looking forward to it. In the meantime,...
2020-07-11 11:20:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is Independence Day here in the States. Now, a flashback day falling on a major holiday is usually a slam dunk in terms of setting a theme, but there aren’t actually a lot of stories in the archive that relate to the American Revolution or colonial independence, funnily enough. If today were a new-story day, I might have tried to write a Founding Fathers cock growth tale almost certainly to b...
2020-07-04 12:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostTo my esteemed Patreon friends and supporters,
As I noted on the site, I have made the difficult decision to take next month off from Metabods (and other things) in order to focus all my attention on completing a high-priority academic writing project with a fast-approaching and unbreakable deadline. The next real update, consequently, will be 8 August, but I will continue to post Saturday Flashbacks every week in the interim, and I’ll carry on accepting new stories. I’m also suspen...
2020-06-29 02:37:05 +0000 UTC View Post
My offerings to the update gods this week are four one-scene stories inspired by suggestions from my Patreon supporters—my regular bimonthly vignette party. I haven’t gotten any better at making these stories brief, like they’re supposed to be, but that’s partly because I really got into telling these tales and had a good time with all four of them. I hope you like. Either way there’s lots ...
2020-06-27 14:34:55 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY: "A marriage of equals" by BRK—Tobias claims his family won’t let him marry Nick unless he converts to being a boytaur like Tobias. Nick doesn’t quite believe him, but being a boytaur does have its appeal…
2020-06-27 14:29:10 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY: "Induced transformation: a brief history" by BRK — Back in his day, they didn’t have any of these fancy-schmancy apps with built-in retcon. Back then, if you changed someone, they changed, and everyone had to just suck it up and deal with it.
2020-06-27 14:27:10 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY: "The blue smoothie" by BRK—Yuri, a personal trainer, is already having a rushed and stressful day when he meets his first client, a young nurse who looks like he’s never lifted so much as a paper clip. On top of that, the banana he grabbed from the stash at the gym’s juice bar to make his morning protein shake was blue for some reason.
2020-06-27 14:24:29 +0000 UTC View Post
This week I have two stories I had a lot of fun spending time on. One is three new chapters in the Patreon-commissioned pizza-boys-getting-grown-with-special-cannabis story, “One Hot Summer”. The other is two chapters of a new story called “The CVN Link”. I had the basic idea a while ago, but this week I finally had an angle on how to make it a story. I hope you like them both.
Some of you mig...
2020-06-13 16:40:58 +0000 UTC View PostNEW CHAPTERS: "One hot summer", Parts 12-14 by BRK—Eddie and Brandon come back from the beach to find the twins have made dinner for them all. Eddie should be wondering what they’re up to, but he’s too caught up in his deal with Bran: no clothes for Bran, in exchange for lovemaking Bran would never forget.
2020-06-13 16:35:14 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY: "The CVN link", Parts 1-2 by BRK—Mike is applying for a new job. Everything’s going great, his potential new boss is a dreamboat, he’s perfect for the position. There’s just one hitch: they need his CVNs. His confusion turns to shock when he finds out from a friend just what the “N” stands for…
2020-06-13 16:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
For this trip through the erotica banks I’ve assembled a bunch of stories involving three-way kisses. In this case I’m keeping it to triple kisses involving three different guys—there’s a whole separate thing with multihead guys that I’ll do another time. Three guys sharing a make-out session is hot enough all on its own, and really needs to happen more in real life.
Next update in 13...
2020-06-06 10:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Another bumper crop of wide-ranging contributions this week, plus three chapters from me: “Flashmob” parts 11-12, plus a little exercise in escalation called “Read Aloud”. Things have been very crazy recently but this summer should be quiet enough for me to spend some time fixing up things around the site I’ve neglected, so if there’s a feature you’d like to see or a problem you’d lik...
2020-05-30 17:12:42 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY: "Read aloud" by BRK—Timothy decides to use his favorite website’s new read aloud feature so he can concentrate on his jerkoff session and really get into the story. Instead, the story gets into him.
2020-05-30 17:08:23 +0000 UTC View PostNEW CHAPTERS: "Flashmob", Parts 11-12 by BRK—While Zane corrals his Keiths and the Coles in Hawaii, Jake finally fixes Joe’s mess—mostly.
2020-05-30 17:06:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s a taste of what was going up for the first time on the site six years ago in May 2014. Even I had forgotten a couple of these and was all, “Oh, yeah!” looking through the update history. The next update is 30 May, and in the meantime thanks for visiting and enjoy the site.
2020-05-23 12:54:28 +0000 UTC View Post
This week’s (only slightly delayed) update includes a ridiculously large number of new chapters—56, to be exact, and only two of them from me: a turning-point chapter of one of my commissioned stories, “Finding Owen,” in which Owen collects a few pieces of the puzzle at no small cost; and “Three-Legged”, which I tried to send to the other end of the spectrum tone-wise. Hope you like!
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