Who says I never continue old stories? I was in an all-dialog mood this week, so I decided to write a new chapter of “Support Line”. And yes, I do have operators standing by, and I will send you a box if dicks if you’re nice enough. Actually, now that I look at this week’s stuff most of it is continuations. Lots of great variety as usual, too—I’m really grateful to all of the contributors...
2021-03-20 14:35:23 +0000 UTC View Post
NEW CHAPTER: "Support line," Part 4 by BRK—Dante gets a package in the mail, only he’s never heard of the company that sent it, and he’s pretty sure he never ordered a box of dicks…
2021-03-20 14:19:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we’re looking at the updates posted in March 2017. (I was tempted to do a coronavirus anniversary post, but I like to live further in the past than that.) It was a busy month with a lot of stuff going on, so I’ve selected some favorites and some stories that need love for your perusal.
Next update is tomorrow, 20 March. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks ...
2021-03-19 12:35:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I have no idea where this week’s story, “The Other Side”, came from. It wasn’t on my list of prospective stories, it arrived in my head and clattered into my writing app at pretty much the last minute (it’s Avery’s fault this update is a little late, so blame him), and as for the content… well, let’s just say I had no plans to write about centaurs and mermen in an alternate dimension ...
2021-03-13 22:11:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Two cocks? Mundane. But three cocks? Three big, inviting cocks? Now you’re talking.
The next update is tomorrow, 13 March. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.
2021-03-12 15:53:22 +0000 UTC View Post
This week’s contribution from me is a new chapter of “Glitch”, which was fun to return to. When you write fantasy smut you often situate your stories where the usual rules of what’s possible and how things happen do not apply. But because “Glitch” is set in an entirely artificial environment, I’m more aware than usual of how all of what’s happening needs to make sense within the inter...
2021-03-06 15:47:51 +0000 UTC View Post
NEW CHAPTER: "Glitch," Part 4 by BRK—Kristof and Yun decide Torin still needs loosening up, so they take him on a little side trip.
2021-03-06 15:41:14 +0000 UTC View Post
For this update I’m surfacing story chapters posted five years back, in March 2016. It was a pretty fertile month, with lots of stuff to enjoy.
Next update is tomorrow, 6 March. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.
2021-03-05 08:07:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This week’s update boasts a new set of chapters for “One Hot Summer”, shifting the perspective to Mike for a change, plus a surfeit of contributions covering a wide range of terrain. Hope you like.
Humble and heartfelt thanks to my worthy Patreonites as always—new inductees always welcome. Next update? That’d be a week hence on 6 March. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and enjoy ...
2021-02-27 14:06:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it true what they say about guys with green eyes? Are they alluring, gorgeous, intense, penetrating… or just green? I’ve collected some stories from the back room this week featuring hot guys with emerald eyes, so you be the judge!
Next update is tomorrow, 27 February. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.
2021-02-26 13:09:47 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week’s story, another Patreon commission but one more open-ended than usual where I was asked for something “random”, I set out to write something where randomness was an element of the story itself. The plot, however, kind of took on a life of its own—appropriate given the subject matter—and I ended up writing something I wasn’t expecting at all, which is always fun. Maybe rando...
2021-02-20 13:15:49 +0000 UTC View Post
This week’s tour of the Lost Metabods Warehouse visits stories where sweaty, hung muscle guys decide to hit the showers. Funny thing, whether they’re at the gym, in the dorms, or even in a public shower at the mall, there’s always someone around to heat things up and make those showers extra-steamy.
Next update is tomorrow, 20 February. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, an...
2021-02-19 09:06:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This week’s contribution from me is a fresh installment of “Finding Owen” where things are getting intense, and Mike finds out what helping these sexy shifters will mean for him. Things are heating up out there in the upstate woods. Plus there’s a lot of great stuff, and by some fluke it’s all continuations of existing stories. Check it out!
Yesterday’s Friday Flashback, should it h...
2021-02-13 13:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s snowed fairly heavily a couple of times in the last month or so where I am (New York City, if you didn’t know), so for this week’s tour of the archive I’ve surfaced some stories that involve la neige and its beautiful, if often obstructive, onset from a cold, gray sky. You lot on the other side of the planet—like Melbourne where I was just metaphorically visiting (via an update to “J...
2021-02-12 13:25:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, I got through my first month of weekly updates without a schedule slip, so score one for me. And I’m only a day late this week, so I’m going to count that as another win. (Side note to say: video editing is time-consuming as fuck! And before you get riled up, this was non-smutty video for my IRL existence. I’d love to do sexy webcam videos for Metabods, but, sad to say, my self-transforma...
2021-02-07 12:08:18 +0000 UTC View PostThis week's update is postponed to Sunday, 7 February.
2021-02-06 12:09:12 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week’s flashback we’re traveling back four years to February 2017. There are a bunch of sexy stories premiering or getting updated then that had slipped my mind in the intervening time, so I’m glad they get a surfacing today.
Next update is tomorrow, 6 February. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.
2021-02-05 17:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to part two of the January 2021 Vignette Party! These week I have two more somewhat thicker-than-they’re-supposed-to-be story scenes suggested by my lovely and beloved Patreonites. Offering A to the noble meta-gods is the fourth and final chapter of “Threefer”—one of the only BRK stories, incidentally, to inspire a spontaneous illustration on Twitter, at least that I know of. Offering...
2021-01-30 16:33:32 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week's trip to the past, we’re looking at nanobots and what they can do for you. Sit back, queue up an episode of Jake 2.0, and enjoy.
Next update is tomorrow, 30 January. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and have fun exploring the archives.
2021-01-29 06:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s time for another vignette party, which is where I write short(ish), one-scene(ish) stories based on suggestions from my honorable and worthy Patreonites. Except this time around I have so many I’ve decided I need to divide the festivities into two parts. You get the first half of the entries this week, namely “Basso Profundo”, “Tubecock”, and “Me Two”; and next week will be VP2, ...
2021-01-23 11:42:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Three new stories for this week's first half of the Vignette Party.
2021-01-23 11:34:32 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week’s time tunnel, we’re taking a look at stories from January 2012, which seems unfathomably long ago.
Next update is tomorrow, 23 January. In the meantime, thanks for visiting, and have fun exploring the archives.
2021-01-22 21:47:34 +0000 UTC View Post
New this week from me: another chapter of the commissioned story “Resolutions”, and… I know I always say I enjoyed writing the stories I post here, but I really enjoy working on this story. Something about Ray and Danny and Marcel and Blake just makes me want to keep exploring their complex relationships and what Ray is doing to them with his resolutions. All this is by way of saying: yes, I kn...
2021-01-16 15:57:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This week’s trip through the archives visits the offices of those doctors who have a way of bringing out all of your potential. Next update is tomorrow, 16 January. Thanks for visiting and enjoy the site!
2021-01-15 05:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
A lot of welcome continuations this week and few new stories as well. My contribution is four new chapters of the commissioned story “One Hot Summer”, in which we return as they reap the consequences of their little mix-up with the growth-stash-laced lasagna pans.
In case you missed it: yesterday’s Friday Flashback picked up stories from January 2016. The next update is next Saturday, 16 ...
2021-01-09 13:47:46 +0000 UTC View Post
NEW CHAPTERS: One hot summer, Parts 20–23 by BRK — Jimmy and Jason cope with having accidentally grown themselves by doing what anyone would do—mercilessly teasing Eddie. Their real problem is clothes, though, so they decide to go into town and check out the local menswear shop where they get a bit of personal assistance.
2021-01-09 13:37:51 +0000 UTC View Post
The Flashbacks are moving back to Fridays, and the plan is to have a Flashback every Friday browsing past stories, and a site update with new stories every Saturday. This week: a look back at January 2016, five years ago. There are definitely some worthy stories here, and a couple I had clean forgotten about.
Next update is tomorrow, 9 January. Thanks for visiting, everybody, and enjoy the site...
2021-01-08 10:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome 2021. First full update of the year starts with a commissioned story from me called “Resolutions” wherein legal secretary Ray interferes with his boss’s new year’s you-know-whats. I hope you like it; I enjoyed this one a lot and plan to continue it later this month. Plus lots more below—a real mix of different kinds of stories this week.
If you missed them, a pair of links: on...
2021-01-02 12:15:15 +0000 UTC View PostNEW STORY: Resolutions, Parts 1-2 by BRK—Ray intercepts a seemingly magical book of fill-in-the-blank New Year’s resolutions his boss, Danny, had ordered, and starts making plans for improving Danny’s too-boring sex life.
2021-01-02 12:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Though retrospectives of 2020 itself may not be exactly welcome in all quarters, I am proud to review the year in Metabods. It’s been a strong year for the site, with yet another a new crop of talented, envelope-pushing writers joining the site and adding in their stories alongside authors who’ve been bringing us about hot guys made hotter for years. The site boasts over 1,700 stories and over 5,...
2021-01-01 10:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post