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Cantankerous Cheater
Chapter 5

-VB-

Before I left the town, I did some shopping and crafting. Once I finished my preparation, I left.

Though Marshal Dughan directed me to the Eastvale Logging Camp, I couldn’t help but take a detour and stop by the Jasperlode Mine first.

It hadn’t even been a day, and my life here was already so much more interesting and straightforward. The marshal didn’t accuse me of murder ...

Debauchery Hunter 16

Debauchery Hunter
Chapter 16

-VB-

"So cool…"

With her face pressed against the glasses, her excited eyes roamed across the dozen or so weapons on display.

Ruby knew she wanted to disassemble every single one of these super advanced guns to work out how they operated.

But she wasn't a rich schoolgirl.

'None of them are mecha-shift, though,' she thought despondently as she pried herself off of the display glass.

Ju...

Upbeat Hyena 3

Disclaimer: I am not a theologian. What is written here is for this story.

-VB-

Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 3

-VB-

Viviane looked up at the giant of shadows.

Father, her new heart told her. The Prince of Demons was not her biological father or dad but the progenitor of her newfound status as a demonic being.

She never thought she would ever think such a line.

She, a Cath...

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water 21

A/N: Why the fuck does California have so many water laws…? It hurts my eyes and head....

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water
Chapter 21

-VB-

Sarutobi Hiruzen could not understand what this Mizukage was doing.

The man was obviously powerful if the age reversification was to show for it. His own medic-nin and Tsunade, who came at his request, confirmed that there was no side effect nor were there any traps.

Th...

Necessary Corruption 21

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Word Count: 1.4k ish

-VB-

Necessary Corruption
Chapter 21

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Helping out my new friend Lady Dokigoro-san turned out to be easier said than done.

Why?

Because I apparently had less control over my own narcotics trade than I thought, and when I came to meet with Lord Dokigoro over a trade deal, his men told me that he had died from overdosing, leaving only Lady ...

Reincarnated to the Past 45

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 45

-VB-

The Perinthians shot their arrows, but our sturdy shields kept them off of my men.

Less than thirty seconds of charging later, we clashed onto the wall and began to climb. Thanks to the previous attacks leaving many sturdy spears for support, my warriors began to climb while a ram carried by the Byzantions slammed into the gate.

I danced upon the embedded spear shafts; jumping and even flingi...

Celestial Hymn 14

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 14

-VB-

“You know, torture is not good tool for interrogation,” I mumbled to myself as my soldiers prepared to fight once more, but I found myself remembering the bandits who clamored to give the best information they could so that they may escape true justice. “But it is a good supplement to good, old psychology.”

I promised them an escape, but also separated each of them as I received information.

Th...

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Upbeat Hyena: Viviane, the First Daughter

For those of you interested, Viviane's cup size is D

Upbeat Hyena 2

Upbeat Hyena
Chapter 2

-VB-

I stared down at the newspaper in my hands.

I could not believe my luck.

Turning into a demonic prince was one thing, but to land myself on a deathworld at the same time? I must have done some deeply sick shit in my previous life or two ago, because the kind of misfortune required to become the very thing my religion and to be thrown into a world ripe for total annihilation was ridiculous.

I suppose...

Upbeat Hyena

GForce1000’s Worm HEX CYOA

Perk Name - Total Character Point/Power Point
Pre-Canon 30/20
Dropping In 45/35
Things Get Better 25/35 (Scion dies 2013)
Punching 20/35
Stabbing 15/35
Shooting 10/35
Crafting 0/35
Wanted: Minor x2 (Merchants, Coil) 0/45
Wanted: Major x4 (S9, E88, ABB, Teeth) 0/85

Defense: Masters 0/80
Defense: Thinkers 0/75
Defense: Nullifier 0/70

Copycat (Cherish) 0/60
Copycat (Professor Haywire) 0/50

Gamblin’ Man x5 ...

Upbeat Hyena 1

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Upbeat Hyena

Chapter 1

-VB-

Jerald trembled as the cultists in front of him chanted.

When Daniel brought him to this club, he thought that this was supposed to be a high school sanctioned activity. His eyes landed upon the dead rabbit cut open with its heart out and blood dribbling down the side of the school desk, and knew tha...

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water 20

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water
Chapter 20

-VB-

I started my journey across the Land of Fire.

Now, my travel didn’t turn out to be a typical ninja travel. Instead of jumping across treetops or running across waters and roads, we traveled at a sedate pace in a caravan fifty carriages long and two hundred guards strong. Guards weren’t all of the caravan, however. I had a personal retinue of administrators, a quartermaster, a purse ke...

Necessary Corruption 20

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Necessary Corruption
Chapter 20

-VB-

Sandai Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen hummed as he met with Jounin Hatake Kakashi. His eyes and hands, however, moved with the current poem he was writing.

The latter’s genins had been dismissed earlier, leaving only them and the ANBU bodyguards hidden in the crooks and crannies of his office.

“So you have information on Takanori Clan,” he said before ...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 40

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 40

-VB-

“The Fallen are coming to the city, soon?”

Thanks to Carol and the still unsolved mystery about how she found out about Vicky’s newfound relationship with Amy and I, the New Wave team meeting didn’t happen with the whole team. The “core” members and the Pelham second generation held their own meeting, and the “Rabbit” squad held our own meeting.

Was it effective? No.<...

Celestial Hymn 13

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 13

-VB-

Unlike what most people dreamed about medieval warfare and envisioned in the Game of Thrones, most lords and their smallfolk (or commoners on Earth) wanted nothing more than to avoid such things for one simple fact: large scale conflicts costed too much.

Everything involved in such a conflict costed too much. It took forever to train valuable men who were going to die, it took forever to plan out and set up ...

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Cantankerous Cheater 4

Warcraft adventures, ho!

-VB-

Cantankerous Cheater

Chapter 4

-VB-

After crashing the bank heist, I knew that I needed to lay low lest the Protectorate cracks down on me hard.

And what was better at laying low than being off world?

My hearthstone point, where the iconic item from World of Warcraft teleportd me to, existed not on Earth Bet but on World of Warcraft.

There ...

The Bargainer 22

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

The Bargainer
Chapter 22

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Jennifer glanced at the TV running the national headline. Ellisburg, some town in upstate New York, fell to a no name villain and her man had to go and put that villain down. The numbers looked pretty bad by themselves, but the fact that the Protectorate sent out the Beast to take care of a new guy was …

It meant that the new guy, this supposed no na...

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water 19

Commissioned by Kejmur

-VB-

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water
Chapter 19

-VB-

“Hokage-dono!”

Hiruzen paused and turned around. Today was the third day of this meet and greet between the Fire court and the Mizukage.

This was the first time, however, the two kages of their respective hidden villages talked to each other in private in a smaller courtyard away from the rest of the party...

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 39

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 39

-VB-

You’d think that the three of us - Vicky, Amy, and I - would be young and hot. You’d think that we would indulge in sex constantly, even with the scrutiny of the rest of New Wave.

Well, we did, initially. After Brandish Trouble ended, there was a lull seen in our first threesome, but it lasted only a week before we were making love all over the house. For a month, we lived the highligh...

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Celestial Hymn: Acquired Powers

Chapter 1: Crafting Artisan - Artisan, Skills Magic - Dark Crystal 

Chapter 3: Makeshift Weaponry 

Chapter 6: Ar Tonelico Database

Chapter 7: Attendant: Servitors

Chapter 11: Skills Enchanting: World of Darkness

Chapter 12: Assistants: Digital Ally 

Celestial Hymn 12

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 12

-VB-

I put three of my men-at-arms to oversee the levies at the aqueduct construction with clear instructions on how to manage the people there.

Once I did that, I entered my solar and started tinkering.

Well, enchanting.

The first thing I tried it on was a book.

I drew upon mana within me and -!

My eyes widened as my own magic told me that this was going to fail. I tried to draw it back i...