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Weekly Voting: Oct 24, 2021

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Cantankerous Cheater 3

free chapter cuz I love you all.

Cantankerous Cheater
Chapter 3

-VB-

I knew that something was wrong when the villains and the Wards turned to face me with their fists and weapons.

Also, this was the second time someone called me a psycho.

“I’m not a psycho,” I gruffed as I spun the cleaver in my hand. “Shouldn’t you Wards be fighting the Undersiders?” I asked while pointing at the villains with my free hand.

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Dangerously Damaged 3

Dangerously Damaged
Chapter 3

-VB-

“Emma!”

Emma giggled as Taylor hugged her. “Taylor!” she greeted back with equal glee.

“Oh oh oh! I wanna tell you about what I did at the summer camp!”

As her talkative friend dragged her into her room upstairs, Emma wondered about how she was going to get her friend to meet Brandon.

Well, she could just bluntly tell Taylor about her boyfriend~.

“So what have you be...

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Demon of Lust in the Land of Water 18

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water
Chapter 18

-VB-

Soon, letters left Kirigakure through the hands of official envoys. These letters traveled to all corners of the Elemental Nations, and these letters asked for permission to enter the hidden villages and their lands.

But these letters did not go to other kage.

Rather, these letters went to the daimyos of each land.

Some accepted the letters as traps. Others accepted the news f...

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The Bargainer 21

The Bargainer
Chapter 21

-VB-

There are different types of sexes, and by sex, I mean sexual intercourse.

There are, of course, the “lovey-dovey” intercourse that has the partners just engrossed in each other and in the act that heightens the emotions and feelings of everything. It could be fast or slow, but it’s never about deriving only pleasure; such intercouse wasn’t for the sake of sex but for each other.

And there was ...

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Reincarnated to the Past 44

Reincarnated to the Past
Chapter 44

-VB-

It took time, but preparations came to an end.

What started out as a large raiding party a small army at Istria, and then, once the Byzantion levies joined us, we became a force to be reckoned with. Eight hundred warriors and soldiers stood inside the southern gate, waiting on my order to march towards Perinth.

They were more than enough to take down a post-Bronze Age city.

“MEN!” I...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 38

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 38

-VB-

“That city has survived the Second Lord’s trial.”

A black costumed man, with a pointed tip hat, hummed from the speaker’s left. “I am interested in seeing what kind fo people are there. Surely a city that passed His trial must have some individuals who sees the truth as we do.”

The speaker nodded, which made the feathered decorations on her hat sway with her head.

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Weekly Voting: Oct 17, 2021

Celestial Hymn will be back up next vote as per rule.

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A Gang of One 2

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A Gang of One
Chapter 2

-VB-

“What is your purpose?”

It was a question we asked ourselves. Unfortunately, we didn’t have one.

“Why not make one?”

It seemed … like too much trouble, except it wasn’t. See, we were only all too aware of what happened to people if they lost whatever purpose or goal that had driven them in their lives. Something as simple as a job kept the body working and from dete...

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Cantankerous Cheater 2

Cantankerous Cheater
Chapter 2

-VB-

It’s been three days since I left my original me and came back to Earth Bet.

My original family remained safe but disconnected from me.

My new family slept six feet under.

I had no reason to not do anything I wanted, and what I wanted was to take some revenge for my family and others who suffered because of the gangs.

I wanted to rid the city of its criminals.

Sitting on the ed...

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The Dragon that Decides 12

The Dragon that Decides
Chapter 12

-VB-

Sealord Omani of Braavos stared upon the dragon lounging atop the hill across from the city wall, and he knew that if that beast were ever to be unleashed - by human action or inaction - then Braavos would burn.

It wouldn’t be question about if it would burn or even when; it would be a question of how quickly it would burn.

Seated across from him, the supposed dragon rider of this dragon - a...

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Debauchery Hunter 15

Debauchery Hunter
Chapter 15

-VB-

We stared across the table in an opulent meeting room deep inside the city of Vale.

On the other side of the table and under my unflinching gaze, councilwoman Celestine Lowtree and councilman Wendel Whiteweaver discussed in whispers between themselves after staring at the three examples of technology - aside from the usage of my portals - to convince them that we weren't from Remnant.

The first of t...

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The Dragon that Decides 11

another Daenerys smut chapter plus a little (very tiny smidgen) bit of plot progression.

The Dragon that Decides
Chapter 11

-VB-

Daenerys sat before her man, legs spread out and her swollen pregnant belly in full display to the man who impregnated her.

He hovered over her, visibly pleased by what he saw. He tilted forward and caught her lips in a kiss, caressing her body with his hands. Her hands came up and caught both sides of his...

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Demon of Lust in the Land of Water 17

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water
Chapter 17

-VB-

Mei raised an eyebrow.

“So. You lost.”

Alan thumped his head on his new Mizukage desk, and didn’t say anything.

She grinned gleefully. “My, my! So even gods can lose to mortals!”

“Please don’t remind me.”

He sounded so miserable. Oh, the “great god” who could bend reality lost to a mere lord of the earth, not even the emperor of the who...

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The Bargainer 20

The Bargainer
Chapter 20

-VB-

Instead of heading to the next destination, target, or Saath, I returned to Earth Bet. I did need to show up and give reports and whatnot. I was an owned man, after all.

I stood before the PRT Board of Directors, but only a select few of them through teleconference. There was Rebecca, who I am supposed to refer to as Chief Director Costa-Brown in public settings. She was the “hardhead” who would push me t...

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Dangerously Damaged 2

Dangerously Damaged
Chapter 2

-VB-

PRT ENE
Incident Report
Type: Parahuman Encounter (Hostile)

Parties: Dauntless (PRTID: I-901734), Miss Militia (PRTID: I-222181), “Fingerwire” (PRTID: I-692435), various members of the Empire Eighty-Eight criminal parahuman organization (PRTID: G-577102)

Summary: Establishment of “Fingerwire” as an official villain according to PRT Policy “Classification of Hostile Parahumans” C2....

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Celestial Hymn11

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 11

-VB-

Brownspear’s denizens settled down.

My new trouble came from my neighbors.

Sorry.

Troubles.

See, my little fiefdom was surrounded by very powerful houses of Stormlands. To my north and south were the three lands of the Penrose, my western neighbors were the Errol of Haystack Hall, and the island off the coast was Tarth.

To convert those words into numbers, the Penroses each...

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Weekly Voting: Oct 10, 2021

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Dangerously Damaged 1

A/N: What do you think about this?

-VB-

Dangerously Damaged
Chapter 1

-VB-

Emma stood at the mouth of the alley, clutching the edge of her shirt as she stared at the empty alley that haunted her nightmares.

“Why are you back here?”

She jolted in place and looked around.

And then she looked up, remembering where her savior came from last time.

Sitting on the edge of the building just like he had been then,...

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Debauchery Hunter 14

Debauchery Hunter

Chapter 14

-VB-

Back on Earth Malachite, our spies - some of our clones with shapeshifted faces - infiltrated the Italian and Germanic courts. It took some work, and most of these spies did not find themselves low in ranks, but a few began their work as clerks and cooks.

We had no intention of poisoning anyone. On the contrary, we wanted to keep an eye out for the nobles and their supporters who might...

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Debauchery Hunter 13

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Debauchery Hunter
Chapter 13

-VB-

Taiga wanted a western wedding in a church.

Taiga got what she wanted, but I made sure that our wedding would not take place anywhere near Fuyuki City.

Almost all of the Fujimura Yakuza members showed up for the wedding. Shirou was here, too, as were a lot of people I didn’t know from their side of the business and relations. On my side, I invited the heroes and promine...

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Debauchery Hunter 12

Debauchery Hunter

Chapter 12

-VB-

C7 and C77 wandered the streets of Kami Miyako, the capital city of the Slane Theocracy in the New World where Maruyama's Overlord takes place.

Their reason for being here was simple: buy eleven slaves to serve as concubines for the Hive Mind. Because right now, the Hive Mind and the three concubines we did have were reaching a critical stress point.

Sorry, critical stress point ...

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The Dragon that Decides 10

The Dragon that Decides
Chapter 10

-VB-

Doran sat patiently in his chair while his inner circle - those outside of his family, that was - bickered excessively on the future of Dorne.

“We need to seek out the dragon rider!” one of them yelled at his detractor.

Said detractor glared at the man who shouted at him. “And you don’t even know if they are Targaryeons!”

“They had the right colors and the sigil! What other evidence do you need?!”

“...

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Demon of Lust in the Land of Water 16

Demon of Lust in the Land of Water
Chapter 16

-VB-

Mei panted as she bounced up and down this youngster she found in the temple today.

He grunted underneath, gripping her hips with his thick and firm fingers.

“Come on, boy,” she egged him on as she made long strokes up and down his shaft. “Give me more of that thick dick!”

“Fuck-!” he hissed while he bucked his hip desperately.

“Can’t keep up wit...

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The Bargainer 19

The Bargainer
Chapter 19

-VB-

Jobyo.

She sat on the ground at the center of her little home in the outskirt of the city, situated almost at the wall itself.

This place was where those untrusted by the city came to while they waited to be welcomed.

It’s been half a year since she came here.

She knew now that coming here had been folly, because she felt the arrival of her god. She was stupid to run from Saath, no matter ...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 37

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 37

-VB-

Thankfully, the little spat didn’t become a public scandal and remained an internal affairs issue.

What I am now worried about was that glare Sarah gave both her husband and her sister.

… It couldn’t be, right?

Nah…

Just … gonna put that thought out of my mind.

Now, what was I going to do?

Or right.

Work on my cultivation.

I would have go...

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Celestial Hymn 10

Celestial Hymn
Chapter 10

-VB-

My men-at-arms immediate stormed the now dead septon’s house with the sight of the slit throat of said septon shown to every single one of them before they went to

Sufficed to say, the implied consequence for failure (not what I intended but what they asked afterwards) spurred them on with the speed of hell’s escapee and eyes of a desperate detective.

They found what I wanted.

And they found ...

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Weekly Voting: Oct 3, 2021

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The Dragon that Decides 9

The Dragon that Decides
Chapter 9

-VB-

There was a need for an army even with my presence.

“But why?” Daeny asked.

“Because I cannot be everywhere, my dear,” I hummed while she sat on my lap and watched the city below us. It’s been less than a week since our “tour” of the great cities of Westeros, so it was only natural that we hadn’t made much of a movement. After all, the point of showing ourselves to the Westerosi...

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Debauchery Hunter 11

Debauchery Hunter
Chapter 11

-VB-

We made the decision to maintain a “beachhead” in Fate/UB.Fuyuki and make a family with Taiga there, somewhat disconnected from the rest of our kingdom. For a lack of a better term, it would serve as a place where trade, much like how we traded with Gimel.US, would occur.

We bought a proper house, not an apartment unit, on the northern edge of the city.

“Eh, it’s a little bit close to the do...

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