Commissioned by Kejmur
Better Gardening
Chapter 1
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His eyes stared out of the window.
This was normal.
What was not normal to his monkey brain was watching something he never thought he would ever see.
Earth.
Or rather, a planet like Earth. It was white at the pole, green and blue spread throughout with slivers and patches of brown and grey. It was a planet, and he who never...
2024-02-03 19:04:07 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Southmonk
Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 18
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Alan Marris
2981.02.07
David II
Our first operation in Falmart was wrapping up. We needed to consolidate our gains and survey the lands we conquered, which would take some time even with our technology and tinkertech.
For us, it just meant that we could refocus our operations here in the Inner Sphere.
More specifi...
2024-02-02 00:41:50 +0000 UTC View PostEven Here, Money is King
Chapter 1
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When I came to this world as a Contractor of the Waifu Company, I didn’t think that I would be doing … this.
The ship gently bounced on the waves and floated back up. As it cleared the next hill-like waves and momentarily stood at the top of the wave, I saw my destination like a dot on the horizon.
“It’s been three weeks since we saw land?” I asked the captain. 2024-01-31 23:43:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Vice Bunker
Chapter 47
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Alan Marris
As time passed by, the city became more habitable and warmer. People both in the bunker and those who chose to live once again on the surface found themselves slowly enjoying living again.
Of course, life wouldn’t be life if there wasn’t problems to solve.
“People are growing agitated and restless,” Kali s...
2024-01-30 22:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostFarmer, Not Jedi?
Chapter 4 (NSFW)
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Stephanie grunted lightly when her back hit the wall and then whimpered a little against her own will when she felt her master’s lips on hers.
She squealed into his mouth when she felt his hands start to really roam. One of his hands came under her shirt and pulled them up as he groped and played with her tit while his other hand deftly unbuttoned and unzipped her jean...
2024-01-30 19:08:27 +0000 UTC View PostLewd Cultivator & Swiss Arms is out for the week.
Farmer, Not Jedi? is back in!
Going for a triple voter update this week.
2024-01-28 02:12:48 +0000 UTC View PostInsistent Assistant
Chapter 36
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Miss Wednesday (Nefertari Vivi in disguise)
When she climbed up from the lower decks to the surface, Miss Wednesday made her way to the wheel where her frie- colleagues were, one manning the wheel itself and the other looking over their stern at the rapidly approaching pair of ships.
And from the flags they flew, they were not pirates.
“Bounty hunters think tha...
2024-01-27 02:44:27 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Southmonk
Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 17
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Clone 3J4
The attack came out of nowhere and struck hard and fast as typical of 21st-century military doctrine.
The Rifleman piloted by 1M21 lurched from the strikes and explosions of air-to-surface missiles three passing jets fired upon it. The heavy mech, however, walked out of the fire and smoke with only black scorch m...
2024-01-27 01:06:30 +0000 UTC View PostA Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 67
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I looked around the entire area.
Crawler was trying to keep me contained. The rest of the Nine were watching but Jack wanted to kill me.
… But now, I was a little disappointed.
When I killed Manton, I did it with the utmost caution and planning. I waited for hours on end just scouting the area and then waited even longer for the perfect opportunity to kill...
2024-01-25 09:28:58 +0000 UTC View PostSwiss Arms
Chapter 86
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Isabella von Fluelaberg nee Gorizia
Isabella looked up from the last of her embroidery of the three-peaked mountain that symbolized the barony and sighed as she looked out of her room’s window and at the rest of the city below.
While she didn’t mind spending her time designing new embroidery as a hobby, she also felt a little empty doing something so … pointless. Even though she d...
2024-01-24 12:21:57 +0000 UTC View Post"Farmer, Not Jedi?" will return next week.
Back to double update this week.
2024-01-21 10:02:20 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Southmonk
Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 16
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Pina Co Lada
Italica, Marris Barony, Falmart
The owners of the god machines sat across from her the day after their conquest. They had given her and everyone a day to collect themselves, and Pina had used it as best as she can as both the leader in charge of negotiations and the hostage. She had cleaned herself up, enjoyed one last suppe...
2024-01-20 21:57:59 +0000 UTC View PostInsistent Assistant
Chapter 35
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Alan Marris
I looked down at Jack’s Compass.
It was moving.
In the past weeks that we’ve been sailing, it remained steadfast toward the sea stone-lined galleon, but this time, when we were sailing against the wind by zigzagging and tacking maneuvering, the point of the compass quivered. Because of how our sails were designed, we needed to turn the main mast sails as m...
2024-01-20 21:04:32 +0000 UTC View PostSwiss Arms
Chapter 85.5
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Hans von Fluelaberg
Before I left Fluelaberg on my tour around the entirety of the Compact and not just Chur, I wanted to do a little bit of skill grinding for all of the skills that I probably won’t be using. The skill at the top of this list was actually a new skill that I’ve developed lately.
[Disguise] LvL.3
I’m a woman. Honest!
Hides ident...
2024-01-20 05:43:06 +0000 UTC View PostOver the course of last week and this week so far, I have been getting into Project Zomboid. 26+ hours spent, and all I’ve got to show for it are five failed runs with the longest-lasting run only lasting 11 in-game days.
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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 66
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I jumped on top of the tree canopies, doing my best to avoid the area that I last saw the rest of the S...
2024-01-18 13:37:14 +0000 UTC View PostFarmer, Not Jedi?
Chapter 3 (NSFW)
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“Alright.” Stephanie froze. “I won’t sell you,” he told her. “But remember what you said. You said you’ll do anything.”
She quickly nodded her head.
“Good. The first thing you are going to do…”
He was going to fuck her, wasn’t he?
He reached and she closed her eyes.
And then she felt something long and hard smack her forehead. She y...
2024-01-17 04:12:55 +0000 UTC View Post3 voted updates this week as well.
2024-01-14 08:11:31 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Southmonk
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Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 15
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2U
2981.01.02 Inner Sphere / 2006.??.?? Falmart-GateEarth
Another portal opened, and we watched with abated breath as we finally got the necessary equipment to not just fight off the Sanderan Empire but keep the JSDF at bay.
Over a hundred clone soldiers came through with two dozen Cutlass-like tro...
2024-01-13 08:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostInsistent Assistant
Chapter 34
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Azula-Servant
What was a royal princess to do in her situation?
She, Crown Princess Azula of the Great Fire Nation, found herself in a situation where the Fire Nation did not exist, the world itself was a … disturbing parody of her real life, her master was a man who let his own powers affect his mind a little too much, and her own power was...
2024-01-13 08:29:27 +0000 UTC View PostA Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay
Chapter 65
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It took less than an hour before the entire internet caught fire. It took another hour before people from all over the surrounding area began to move.
Unfortunately for the Slaughterhouse Nine, I stuck to them like a lamprey. I remained out of their reach and sight, but I still stuck to them. I reported their location every five minutes.
People took notice.
...
2024-01-11 08:58:48 +0000 UTC View PostKick the Sphere
Chapter 28
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Alan Marris
Two months passed since the test raid. At this point, I was pretty sure that no one was coming after me in retaliation.
I was so sure that ComStar would have at least told the Capellans about who and where we were. Maybe the math nuns didn’t want the Capellans to get their grubby hands on my tech? That could make sense … if I didn’t know that ComStar was adamant a...
2024-01-11 06:24:23 +0000 UTC View PostFarmer, Not Jedi?
Chapter 2
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She did not open her eyes when she woke up. Instead, she listened and felt the world around her. This wasn’t something just anybody could do! She had to train herself to immediately stop herself from rousing up, which did end up saving her life and dignity more than once.
The world around her was … humid. Warm. Dark. She could hear very little around her right now. Was she inside a ...
2024-01-09 17:43:29 +0000 UTC View PostDoing 3 voted chapter updates this week.
Also, Swiss Arms out!
2024-01-07 06:55:21 +0000 UTC View PostSyringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other
Chapter 24
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Alan Marris
Our audience with the king got delayed as the man took his daughter’s aggressive and offensive behavior personally. While we were sure that she wasn’t getting beaten for her behavior in front of a foreign dignitary, Princess Jaehwa still got a serious tongue-lashing from her royal father.
While we might have enjoyed the scene if we got the chan...
2024-01-07 06:07:20 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Southmonk
Debauchery Worlds
Chapter 14 (NSFW)
-VB-
Alan Marris
2981.01.01 midnight
David II
New Year's Day and party went off without a hitch and with a lot of joyous celebration from all of my people. Our entire compound was alight with lights, steaming with food and drinks, and in the residential quarters, couplings.
We had our own share of the celebration with...
2024-01-07 03:34:29 +0000 UTC View PostInsistent Assistant
Chapter 33
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The Servant (???)
Consciousness was a very finicky thing for it. It was both aware and not, because it was not a singular entity but more of a template that accepted “pictures” of other beings, transposed them, and retained some memories of its actions with that “picture.”
As it gained more memories from traveling with the human it was responsible for, it - separate fro...
2024-01-05 13:42:41 +0000 UTC View PostCelestial Hymn
Chapter 55
-VB-
The vote came in and passed without a fuss. All of the participants looked at each other and me before they all agreed that, yes, there would be a regency council.
It was nice having the power to sway political decisions like this. Still, everything that I have done was done in a ham-fisted manner that was nothing like the subtle cloak-and-dagger bullshit that even 21st-century America en...
2024-01-05 13:12:18 +0000 UTC View PostFarmer, Not Jedi?
Chapter 1
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What was a farmer?
A farmer was not a farmhand. A farmhand was an employee who obeyed the farmer’s order and helped harvest crops, maybe even doing other menial chores, but menial chores and part-time harvest did not make a farmer. Then was a farmer someone who owned the land that they farmed? No, this was also not the case because a farmer could develop the land leased to them by oth...
2024-01-05 08:46:33 +0000 UTC View PostAll locations will see characters from in and out of the universe according to the raids in the mission profile from the Waifu Catalog. https://waifu-catalog.neocities.org/missions?q=NoCWU