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Kick the Sphere 27

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 27

-VB-

Alan Marris

One month.

That was the duration of time that my little zerg swarm needed to claim the entirety of tropical jungle continent and turn it into a zerg haven.

One month.

It was the duration of time my swarm used to multiply from three larvaes into a monstrous three billion strong nightmare for most people, including my own T-Dolls and replicator children.

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Swiss Arms 85

A/N: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Swiss Arms

Chapter 85

-VB-

Hans von Fluelaberg

There was a problem I needed to solve. However, any proper solution to this problem of mine would either take too long or require me to depend on someone else to help mitigate the issue.

This problem … was the lack of a dedicated iron mine.

Davos and Fluelaberg were not situated on top of any ores, neither copper no...

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Weekly Voting: Dec 31, 2023

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been another here at Patreon with all of you, and I am very happy to have you support me as long as you have. I hope to continue to have your support and keep writing all of the stories you love. 

This is why instead of LESS, I want to do more this first week of 2024. 

On top of the commissions, I will be doing 4 chapter updates. 

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Debauchery Worlds 13

Commissioned by Southmonk

Debauchery Worlds

Chapter 13

-VB-

2U

2980.11.05 Inner Sphere / 2006.??.?? Falmart-GateEarth

We came back to Falmart.

Our purpose?

Set up an outpost and turn it into a city just like we did on Planet David.

Our goal?

Dominate Falmart and put an end to slavery (and if a few of the local women want to join us in bed and union, then that would a...

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Insistent Assistant 32

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 32

-VB-

Alan Marris

When I woke up, I found myself in the captain’s quarters and sleeping on my bed. I pulled my heavy body off of the bed grouchily and then rubbed my eyes. I looked out of the windows of my quarters and frowned. The sun was still high up in the sky. Why was I in bed?

As I slid out of the bed because I didn’t feel like sleeping in, my feet touched the floor and -.<...

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Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other 23

Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other

Chapter 23

-VB-

Jaehwa, Princess of the Imperial Kingdom of Joseon

As she stomped her way over to the foreign quarters of the palace where diplomats and foreign royals usually stayed, Jaehwa could not help but storm about what she was going to say to the foreigners to get them to call off the marriage.

Oh, she knew that doing this would certainly be against her father’s wis...

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Vice Bunker 46

Vice Bunker

Chapter 46

-VB-

Alan Marris (Yal’Manus)

I worked hard to make Brockton Bay liveable again. It was partially my gift to my people and an experiment to see just how much I could stress all of my systems and production lines. After all, changing the microclimate of a city in this winter apocalypse had to be pretty significant enough of an effort, right?

What began as a surface expansion into the desola...

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Swiss Arms 84

Swiss Arms

Chapter 84

-VB-

Isabella von Fluelaberg nee Gorizia

Not all actions can be taken right off the bet. In fact, while the Prince-Bishop of Freising went back to tell off the Duke of Upper Bavaria, the rest of the conspirators needed to continue their normal activities to not arouse suspicion.

For her and Hans, there wasn’t going to be any major change.

In fact, Hans made a declaration both in publ...

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Weekly Voting: Dec 24, 2023

Merry Christmas!

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Debauchery Worlds 12

A/N: Merry Christmas!


Debauchery Worlds

Chapter 12

-VB-

Tuka Luna Marceau

2980.10.20

She looked up at Alan in surprise.

“You…?”

It came as a surprise.

“If you are willing to give me a chance, then yes,” he replied.

Just a second ago, he had asked her out on a date.

She didn’t know how to feel about that. On one hand, she ...

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Insistent Assistant 31

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 31

-VB-

Illaoi chewed silently as she thought about what she should do.

She could feel it. She had maybe one last ACT she could perform before she would leave this body for the next spirit-teacher to lead their master.

It was both heartwarming and sad to find herself in this position.

Her master had grown and changed to become more like her. Even if he didn’t agree with much of...

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Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other 22

Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other

Chapter 22

-VB-

8CA (Alan’s clone)

The King of Joseon, as we came to find out, was an ambitious man but one hampered by his own country and people. It didn’t look like that from how he was dressed in regal red silk with gold embroidered in a large, solid circle at the center of his abdomen; that solid gold circle also had dragons and other motifs embroidered in different layers...

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Vice Bunker 45

Vice Bunker

Chapter 45

-VB-

I stared up at the new pillar of technological backassery and scrap tech peak.

It was a fusion power plant but one made to generate as much heat as possible. It was … it was technically an inefficient and useless piece of junk that can only heat something, but in a world where everything had frozen over, I supposed that this was the best that I was going to be able to work with.

Ther...

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Swiss Arms 83

Swiss Arms

Chapter 83

-VB-

Hans von Fluelaberg

Most of the conspirators - yes, that’s what we were - headed back home within the week, and left me and Isabella alone at our castle.

Now, one would normally think that when a young, married couple are alone, they would go at it in bed like rabbits. Unfortunately for us, we were mentally drained from having hosted over a hundred nobles, ranging from great statesmen...

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Weekly Voting: December 17, 2023

Swiss is back in.

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Insistent Assitant 30

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 30

-VB-

Alan Marris

“What?”

The highest-ranking Marine among the Marines we rescued grunted and looked away in embarrassment. “Our base got raided by the pirate fleet… and you attacked one of their smaller crews.”

I facepalmed, leaned back, and tried to control myself from bursting out in exclamation.

How large did the pirate fleet have to be with how many elite f...

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Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other 21

Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other

Chapter 21

-VB-

8CA (Alan’s clone)

The Kingdom of Joseon, as we expected, had the typical lack of infrastructure and appearance of a country that had yet to industrialize. Dirt roads dominated even the capital city, most houses were one-story houses with dirt and hay material for the poorer districts and timber and brick for the richer districts. Something we noticed was the ubiq...

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An Arcanist in Karakura Town 54

An Arcanist in Karakura Town

Chapter 54

-VB-

Alan Marris

I noticed the first probe to my defense in the middle of the night. At first, I thought it was a regular Hollow that knew no better because of how weak the attack had been. The attack became a little stronger but it did nothing against the defenses. Oh, and only I and my Servant heard it.

After a pause, the next attack came with a silent bang that threatene...

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Kick the Sphere 26

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 26

-VB-

Alan Marris

Dansur, “Free Worlds League”

With the test of the replicator troops completed and shoring up the weaknesses replicators had, I knew that I was finally in a stable and strong position. Sure, I may have only one planet, but defense production and placement moved along apace and the locals accepted me as their de facto ruler.

It wasn’t an empi...

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Weekly Voting Poll: Dec 10, 2023

Swiss is out!

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Insistent Assistant 29

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 29

-VB-

Alan Marris

Though I now knew that there was a way for me to access the Grand Line without having to use either the Red Line’s services or the Reverse Mountains’ often fatal route, I found myself having to find information on where the Marines would be escorting merchants ships across the Calm Belt.

This meant either getting to know a merchant who knew this or contacting th...

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Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other 20

Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other

Chapter 20

-VB-

8CA (Alan Marris’s clone)

Exploring new worlds always brought us a joy and excitement because we never knew what kind of spectacular new things we would find… and resources we might be able to exploit.

Our homeworld of Earth Nun wasn’t exactly that. Still, it provided us with land for our base, a lack of interlopers and interfering politicians, plenty of...

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Vice Bunker 44

Vice Bunker

Chapter 44

-VB-

Copying the steampunk tinker’s work took me no more than a day, and I continued on with exploration with the drones while I began to look into the tinkertech’s mechanism itself to see if it could be applied to my bunker; we did have a source of water nearby that can be used just like how the man had done it.

When I looked more in-depth, I realized that while the tinkertech might look lik...

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Swiss Arms 82

Swiss Arms

Chapter 82

-VB-

Isabella von Fluelaberg

It’s been a week since the start of the festival, and she had to say that it had proceeded and ended without a hitch.

Her husband’s diplomatic endeavors during the festivities had also paid off and they were now in contact with like-minded peers of the empire.

Her cousin, Duke Henry IV of Tyrol, Carniola, and Carinthia; her husband, Hans von Fluelaberg ...

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Weekly Voting: Dec 3, 2023

Lewd Cultivator is back.

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Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other 19

Syringe in One Hand, Gun in the Other

Chapter 19

-VB-

Gloria Martinez

So much of what she thought about Alan … had been a carefully constructed lie. She had been tricked once again, but this time by a well-meaning and manipulated asshole.

And she had the right to call him an asshole because she had been the only reason why he hadn’t nuked the Night City and anywhere else with Arasaka presence. He car...

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Insistent Assistant 28

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 28

-VB-

Alan Marris

As our two ships began its journey toward the Red Line, I began to think about exactly how I intended to get our ships off of South Blue and into the Grand Line. I remembered that there were at least three ways to cross the Red Line.

The first, and the one most likely for us to succeed, was to just get permission to cross it. While I knew that many crews - ...

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