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CHERNOBYL DIARIES commentary track!

Here's the NOVEMBER commentary track where you get to put on a Netflix horror movie and listen to me, Chelsea, and a friend talk over it. All you gotta do is hit "play" when we tell you to and then it's like we're right there on your couch, watching the movie alongside you.

This month we had comedian Nick Skardarasy join us to watch CHERNOBYL DIARIES, which we all assumed was a found footage film (turns out we were wrong). If you wanna hit Nick up on the sosh medes, do so at his 2018-11-30 21:42:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Release for Silent Night, Deadly Night PART 2!

Since this episode comes out on Saturday, one day after the first one, I figured I'd give you the early release one day after as well! Enjoy this memetastic movie covered on the Kill Count - and in case you didn't see, I CHANGED THE LINK FOR THE FIRST SNDN some time yesterday after awesome patrons noticed an audio glitch in the original upload. If you left a comment and want it on the early release, be sure to do that again at the updated link in the Patreon post.

Thanks, everyone!

Early Release of Silent Night, Deadly Night

Hey all you cool cat patrons, you get to bring in the holidays a little early with Friday's release of Silent Night, Deadly Night right now! This series is going to end up being one of my favorite set of Kill Count episodes so hopefully people are able to get into it with this first one. Let me know how you like it and thanks so much for the support! 

November Livestream Hangout!

Hey y'all, the livestream hangout will begin in a few minutes, but here's the link for you if you wanna wait in the room! 

Reminder: Livestream Hangout tomorrow!

Hey everyone, just a reminder that our livestream hangout will be tomorrow at 12pm noon PACIFIC (3pm Eastern)! I'll post the link a few minutes before that, and it will just be a private YouTube livestream for us where we chat and occasionally play games (nothing you'd have to download). See you there!

Explicit Version of Evil Dead "Remake"

Hi everyone! Here's the explicit version of this Kill Count and it's PRETTY EFFING DIFFERENT - I think there's nearly 40 seconds of additional footage, and it is all NASTY MAN. Any gorehounds out there... enjoy.

Don't forget to NOT SHARE THIS LINK. Other explicit videos are listed below:  

• Saw III (2006) **Note: video is age-restricted**
• 2018-11-23 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Explicit Version of Blood Rage Kill Count

Hey errbody! Your patronage earns you the EXPLICIT version of Kill Counts when they have one, and this year's Thanksgiving episode BLOOD RAGE definitely has one! Here you'll find 14 additional seconds of blood and gore, including a pretty awesome head split in half that looks like a cabbage!

If you missed any of the previous Explicit Kill Counts, you can find links to them below. Thanks for the support!  

• 2018-11-21 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

November Patreon Livestream Hangout: SATURDAY 11/24

Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you know that we'll be having November's Patreon Livestream Hangout for the $10+ Patrons THIS SATURDAY 11/24 at 12pm noon PACIFIC (which is 3pm Eastern etc etc). Hope to see you all there! They've been bumpin lately!

Early Release for Blood Rage

Hey everyone! This is my Thanksgiving video this year - not sure if it'll be publicly released on Wednesday or Thursday but when it is THERE WILL BE AN EXPLICIT VERSION POSTED in case you want to wait for that one. The explicit version has some pretty significant additional footage, coming out to about 15 seconds total. 

Thanks so much for all your support, and happy holidays!

List of all Explicit Kill Counts + Info about Halloween's Explicit Version

Hi everyone! As you probably know, patrons of all levels are entitled to get the "Explicit" versions of certain Kill Counts that were just too gory to release publicly on YouTube. In these cases, the public release is a "tamer" version with less gore shown, while patrons get an "explicit" version with a lot more blood in it. This practice began with the Saw movies because, like, obviously, and since then has only been used a few times - but just in case you missed any I wanted to list them all i...

EXTRA Early Release for Army of Darkness

Here you go! Maybe this makes up for the lack of an early release last week? Hope you enjoy! Thanks, everyone <3

Sorry for no early release on Evil Dead 2!

Hey everyone, just wanted to apologize for not having an early release out for ED2. I ran into some copyright stuff that wasn't resolved until the last minute. Hopefully that kind of thing won't happen again!

Explicit Version of The Evil Dead Kill Count

For any and all patrons, here's a cut of this episode with 30 seconds of additional gore! Cause boy does this movie go there (AND I LOVE IT!). Highlight of the additional footage? Definitely Deadite Scotty getting his eyes bursted open. Mmmmm. 

New Link for early Evil Dead release (in case you want early comments)

Had to update the link cause of YouTube stuff, but this is the version that will be going live tomorrow morning, so if you want to have an early comment on there, leave it at this YouTube link. It'll be available until whenever I go to sleep tonight since I'll have to make it private (inaccessible) in order to schedule it for the morning. 

Early Release for The Evil Dead

Hey all! Here's Friday's Kill Count! Still trying to catch my breath after the craziness of October so if you watch this PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE ANY ERRORS so I can try to correct them and re-upload (even though it's likely the video won't be able to go through the manual review process in time). Thanks all! 

TUSK commentary track!

Here's the OCTOBER commentary track! I know we got a LOT of new patrons this month so if this is your first experience with these, what you do is pull up the movie on Netflix and listen to this track, then hit play on your screen when we tell you to and it'll be like we're watching the movie together!

Joining Chelsea and I this month are BOTH of our Practical Folk brethren, James Graessle and Joel Arnold! They're wonderful people and I never get tired of riffing on movies with them. If ...

Early Release for Frankenstein

This is tomorrow's Halloween treat! And you all get to enjoy it early because you're such good little trick or treaters. Thanks for the support, everyone, and I hope you enjoyed this flurry of releases for October! November is back to one a week, especially since I'm getting a minor nasal surgery next week to help me breathe better and that's gonna leave me sounding a little different for a few weeks. But don't worry, it's pretty minor, just gonna give myself a bit more free time during the mont...

Join the OCTOBER Patreon Livestream Hangout right now!

I'll be there at noon, in 5 minutes! 

REMINDER: Patreon Livestream Hangout tomorrow at noon ($10+ patrons)

Just a reminder that October's $10+ Patreon livestream hangout will be tomorrow, Sunday October 28th, at 12pm noon my time (Pacific) - that's 3pm Eastern, etc etc. I'll send a link to the YouTube stream when the time is nigh. Thanks, everyone! Looking forward to seeing and chatting with you all! 

Early Release for Ice Cream Man

In a week I'll be able to sleep again!

Early Release for Halloween II Cut Comparison

AND THIS IS IT FOR NOW! Yeahhhhhhhhh this video comes out publicly tomorrow but all you $5+ patrons get it RIGHT NOW! Hope you enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed finishing this series. AND ON SUNDAY IS ICE CREAM MAN WOO

Explicit Version of Halloween II

Hey everyone - especially all you brand new patrons who just signed up because of THIS VERY RELEASE! Welcome to the family! Make sure you check out all the posts and rewards available at your tier level, you can always access anything that was posted in the past. 

Don't let the 3 second difference in runtime between this and the public version through you off - I think there are closer to 30 additional seconds of gory footage. I just took out some other stuff (like me explaining how there...

Early Release for Halloween II

EDIT 10/26: Hi everyone! Just a head's up, I've changed the link to the proper release now since that first one I gave you had all the audio distorted and fucked up. I've deleted that original upload as well - sorry that you lost your early comments! 

Woooo the last Halloween movie! And you can watch the Kill Count for it now! Also - what do you all think of the thumbnail? I'm tempted to change it to something else, just not sure what. Thanks, everyone!

Patreon Livestream Hangout postponed to NEXT SUNDAY 10/28

Hi everyone! Apologies if you cleared your schedule for today to join the Patreon livestream hangout, but since I failed to give people reminders as today approached, I think it'd actually be more fair to have it a week from today, SUNDAY 10/28 at 12pm Noon my time (Pacific). I'll give another head's up as the day grows closer just so the most possible people can be reminded of it.

Sorry again that I'm missing today. I've obviously been doing a ton of work to get extra videos out for our favor...

Early Release for Suspiria

Yep y'all gettin ANOTHER KILL COUNT. This one comes out tomorrow but you all get to enjoy it right now! And it's not a moment too soon that I'm covering this because I'm already seeing ads for the remake all over the fucking place. The original is currently my 2nd favorite horror movie so seek it out and watch it if you can! And if you have, I hope you enjoy the Kill Count on it. Thanks for your support!

Early Release for Halloween 2007 CUT COMPARISON

Hey y'all! Here's tomorrow's Cut Comparison! Enjoy! 

Explicit Version of Halloween 2007

Hey everyone! Since the Rob Zombie movies get pretty gory, I'm gonna have to do what I did with Saw and release a tamer version publicly with the more explicit, uncut version here on Patreon - but I want to make it available for patrons of ALL levels so here you all go!

Don't expect too many differences in this one - I think there are literally only 3 shots that I changed? The pictures of dead animals, a shot of Daryl Sabara super bloody, and a shot of Ronnie's throat gushing out blood. I can'...

Early Release for Halloween 2007

Hi everyone! Got an early release for tomorrow's Kill Count. And if you didn't see my tweet just now, both RZ Halloweens will have an explicit version with a few more shots of gore available to ALL patrons - however, just like with the Saw videos, those explicit versions will be available when the regular episode goes live i.e. tomorrow morning (and, again, will be available for ALL patrons). In the meantime, if you're jonesin' for some Hellbilly "fun" (note: not fun to me), here's the tamed dow...

Early Release for Sunny Family Cult Season 3

Hey all! This comes out on Saturday but you patrons get it right now! And the link will stay the same, too, so feel free to leave those early comments that are always so fun. Thanks so much for your support, and happy October!

October Livestream Hangout will be on SUNDAY 10/21!

Hey everyone, just wanted to schedule this month's livestream hangout for the $10+ patrons - it'll be on SUNDAY OCTOBER 21st at noon my time (Pacific). Hopefully that means a lot of you can make it if you haven't been able to make the previous Saturday ones!