Link for February Livestream Hangout
I'll be there in less than 10 minutes! Hope to see you there!
2019-02-25 22:53:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be there in less than 10 minutes! Hope to see you there!
2019-02-25 22:53:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody! Gonna switch it up and have this month's livestream hangout on a Monday! I know that's not the most convenient for everyone but people have different schedules so maybe this will allow someone to come who hasn't been able to make it to the weekend ones. Plus, my weekends this month were just all booked up and I wasn't able to do it. Sorry!
Let's have the livestream at 3pm Pacific / 6pm Eastern! Hopefully people will be out of school and work by then. Let me know if ...
2019-02-22 02:16:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hopefully this link won't have to change at all - it's Pet Sematary! The original 1989 movie, in anticipation of the new one coming out in April. It's an all right movie with a pretty bad lead actor but I'm really happy with this script - check out the extended fun fact regarding the make-up artists near the end! I love stuff like that.
Thanks for your support, patrons!!
2019-02-21 10:03:48 +0000 UTC View Post
**EDITED LINK to a new version to fix me getting a character name wrong (thanks, Maceo!)
Hey, sorry this didn't come out earlier in the day, things have been real busy. But you can enjoy the Kill Count 12 hours before it comes out publicly tomorrow morning! Also, just a note - if you're trying to watch this late at night and it says it's not available, it's because I've already gone to bed and scheduled the video to be released in the morning, and for some reason when I do that YouTube ...
2019-02-15 01:35:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! I made a version of this Kill Count with 15 seconds of extra footage. It happens with Irene's death, Ben's death, and Rosa's death, so check those out if you want. Happy Valentine's Day and thanks for being a patron! Sorry that there's not a custom thumbnail for this one again, and also, I'll be TRYING to get you tomorrow's Kill Count early if you're at the $5+ tier but I might not be able to because I'm doing Valentine's stuff with Chelsea.
2019-02-14 18:49:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's this insane movie. IF YOU CAN EVEN SEE IT for real though it's so fucking dark. But at least it's got awesome kills and it didn't bore me as much as the first AVP. Neither are great movies but this one had the PredAlien, and that gives it the edge for me. Thanks for your support!!!
2019-02-07 03:07:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey y'all! This is a movie I've been wanting to watch ever since I heard of it and watched the trailer - not because I thought it'd be good, but because I thought it'd be TERRIBLE. Turns out, it was actually pretty "meh". And joining Chelsea and me for this "meh" movie was Chauncey K. Robinson, a horror movie YouTuber in her own right whose channel you should subscribe to here! I really respect he...
2019-01-31 06:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Like I say in the CTA, these movies aren't my favorite but I had a fun time doing the Kill Counts for them. Hope you enjoy, and thank you for your support!
2019-01-30 20:52:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone, we're gonna get started in a few minutes but in the meantime you can hop in the livestream and wait, if you feel so inclined. See you soon!
2019-01-26 18:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostJust a reminder that tomorrow is the livestream hangout! Hope to see you all there!
2019-01-26 08:06:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey y'all, I didn't have a chance to make a custom thumbnail for this yet but if you want to see Sartain's head explode uncensored, here's the explicit version of today's Halloween 2018 Kill Count (that kill is literally the only difference between the two versions). Thanks for your support!!
2019-01-25 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen, I'm not happy about having episodes this long. I think it's ridiculous. Plus it's a TON of work to make them - if you didn't catch me editing over on Twitch the other night, then you might not know I sat there for 12 hours straight finishing this episode to get it up on time.
But when you're looking at Halloween 2018, one of the biggest horror movies of last year, which goes out of its way to reference pretty much all the other movies in the franchise, you've just gotta talk abo...
2019-01-24 19:06:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, I'm gonna do the $10+ Patron Livestream Hangout this SATURDAY 1/26 at 11am my time (Pacific). That means 2pm Eastern. I'll send a link out a few minutes before it happens. Hope to see you there!
2019-01-22 06:23:21 +0000 UTC View Post
And boy is it a doozy. PLEASE let me know what you think of this one because I had a BLAST making it. Sponsored by Loot Crate, this episode's got a whole bunch of my favorite things, including me talking back to the movie and an extended riff on Star Wars Expanded Universe - plus, the movie's got one of the best head explosions of all time. Definitely one of my favorite episodes. I hope you enjoy it just as much as I do! Thanks for the support, y'all!
2019-01-16 19:22:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Andddd yep. It's fuckin Bird Box. Wow, right? I literally did this just to free up the comment section since I have NEVER seen anything like all the requests this movie got. But it was also a fun movie to watch and cover, so win/win I guess! Keep it a secret from all those non-patrons, though, please - I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when it hits their feeds tomorrow! Thanks for the support, everyone!
2019-01-10 20:29:38 +0000 UTC View Post
And it's THE BIRDS! This was planned before December even started so, don't worry, if you're wanting newer or more popular movies that will begin next week. For now, though, check out an Alfred Hitchcock classic with me as we celebrate National.. Bird... Day? Yep.
2019-01-03 19:25:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! For December's commentary track, Chelsea and I sat down without a guest and watched CIRCLE, that movie that's always showing up on Netflix. With a budget of probably like a hundred bucks, this movie is mostly just a rhetorical device to have simple arguments about every hot topic you can imagine, but we had a fun time watching it and I hope you will too. Thanks for all your support, and I'll try to have January's commentary track out earlier than the last day of the month. Happy ...
2018-12-31 21:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Yep, it's Terror Train wrapping up our 2018 Kill Counts! Thank you all so much for a wonderful year and I hope we have just as much fun in 2019. Happy New Year, everyone!
2018-12-26 16:24:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be there in 5 minutes!
2018-12-23 19:55:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! SO SORRY to announce this last minute but to be honest, things have really gotten away from me this month as I was trying to get a lot done in time to give myself a week long break over the holidays. Since Monday & Tuesday are Christmas Eve and Christmas, and since I leave Wednesday morning for a trip back to Michigan to handle family stuff (and won't be back until New Year's Eve), tomorrow is the only time I have to do the December Patreon Hangout Livestream.
So, agai...
2018-12-23 02:57:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Yep, it's Santa's Slay! Fun movie, for the most part. Man I'm sad we're almost done with the Kill Count for this year but thankfully I've already started work on the first episode of 2019 (don't worry I'm still taking a break mostly). Take care everyone!
2018-12-22 22:41:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This one's got a bunch of extra gore for you including Dennis's head splitting open and some extra stuff at Cortney Palm's death in the tree farm. Thanks everyone for your support! Happy holidays!
2018-12-22 18:29:14 +0000 UTC View Post
We're finally wrapping up the Silent Night series with Saturday's Kill Count of the 2012 remake. Thanks for your love and support, everyone! Two more 2018 Kill Counts coming your way after this one!
2018-12-21 07:38:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Hell yeah sonnn it's the masterpiece of the Silent Night series, THE TOY MAKER STARRING MICKEY ROONEY. GET SOMMEEEEE
2018-12-19 23:06:04 +0000 UTC View Post
**EDIT: This is a different upload than the one previously posted here, but this one has been APPROVED by YouTube and I'll be posting it to the public on SATURDAY 12/22. Feel free to watch it and leave comments on it in the meantime but PLEASE DON'T SHARE THE LINK WITH OTHER PEOPLE. The text of the original post is below**
Hi everyone. Normally the early releases are for patrons at the $5 and up level, but there's a lot of complicated YouTube fuckery going on right now and my ...
2018-12-15 23:12:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Link may change because YouTube loves to mess with me.
This is a weirrdddd movie and it's got all sorts of themes that I couldn't ignore but had to find the right way to talk about them. Hopefully I succeeded and didn't come off as annoying or anything. Besides, the episode itself is pretty damn funny, IMO. Let me know your thoughts and thank you as always for your wonderful support!!
2018-12-12 19:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's this Sunday's surprise Kill Count which will probably do much better than today's Silent Night Deadly Night 3, lol. It WAS a fun movie, though, so hopefully the KC is fun is as well. Thanks for the support, everyone!
2018-12-07 19:21:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's Friday's release! YouTube isn't letting me put it through for manual review for some reason so we'll see in the link changes. We'll also see how loyal my subscribers are and if they actually watch this thing since it's gotta be one of the lesser known movies I've ever covered. But even though the movie itself is pretty boring, I'm proud of this Kill Count and think it's hilarious. Hopefully you do, too! Thanks for the support, y'all!!
2018-12-05 20:45:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeahhh I've got three bonus Sunday releases coming at you this month, and this is the first of them. Hope you enjoy this highly requested movie! I didn't like it quite as much as the first one but I still love the conceit of these so much it was an enjoyable watch. Happy December and thanks for your support!
2018-12-01 19:21:05 +0000 UTC View Post