THE BIG LIST OF DEAD MEAT PATREON REWARDS

Hi patrons, old and new! If you wanted to know what rewards you've unlocked depending on your pledge tier, this is the post for you! Also, I need to stress one last time - don't feel obligated to be a patron, or think that I NEED your Patreon money to pay my bills. Despite the constant struggles I have with YouTube, ad revenue is substantial and does keep me comfortable. Patreon is just a way to diversify my income in case things ever get REAL bad with YouTube, and a way for me to offer extra content to people who are interested in seeing it. But, again, please never feel like you have to be a patron out of guilt. I'll never be upset at anyone for cancelling their pledge for any reason (or not being a patron in the first place).

All that being said, thank you so much for being here and let's GET TO THE LIST!

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AT $1 A MONTH you get the explicit versions of Kill Counts that were too bloody for me to release publicly on YouTube (if I did, they'd get age-restricted, meaning they'd be demonetized, meaning I'd have just spent the ~40 hours making the episode for no monetary compensation - not exactly a viable system). Note that nudity is ALWAYS censored, including in these explicit videos, because I'm too worried about getting an actual content strike from YouTube (which is a much bigger deal than a restriction) if I were to upload videos with nudity.

Current explicit releases are as follows:

• Saw III (2006) **Note: video is age-restricted**
• Saw IV (2007) 
• Saw V (2008) **Note: video may not be available on certain devices**
• Saw VI (2009) 
• Saw 3D (2010) **Note: video may not be available on certain devices; video is also blocked in the Oceania region, meaning Australia, New Zealand, and surrounding island nations**
• Halloween (2007 Remake) **Note: video going public on Saturday 11/17 and thus may be unavailable when you see this post, since it will be private and scheduled to release**
• Halloween II (2009) 
• The Evil Dead (1981) 
• Blood Rage (1987) 
• Evil Dead (2013 "remake") 
• Silent Night (2012 remake)  
• Halloween (2018 sequel)  
• My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) 
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) 
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 Remake) 
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) 
• Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) 
• Golden Chainsaw Supercut 
• Leatherface (2017) 
• Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) 
• Final Destination 2 (2003) 
• Final Destination 3 (2006) 
• The Final Destination (2009) 
• Final Destination 5 (2011) 
• Re-Animator (1985) 

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AT $3 A MONTH you get access to our commentary tracks! These tracks are meant to be played as you watch the movie we cover - I do a countdown during the track and you'll hit "play" at the same time I do. Then it's like you're watching at the same time as me, Chelsea, and whichever guest we have on, hearing our reactions as you see the same thing. So far all the movies we watched were picked from the US Netflix selection but starting this month we'll be expanding to Shudder, since Netflix is pretty much out of horror movies for us to watch (use code "DEADMEAT" on Shudder for 30 free days!).

Current commentary tracks are as follows: 

• WOULD YOU RATHER (August 2019) ft. Anna Brisbin a.k.a BrizzyVoices
• GIRLS WITH BALLS (July 2019) [no guest]  
• INSIDIOUS (June 2019)  [no guest]  
• PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH (May 2019) ft. Katie Mende
• SORORITY GIRLS IN THE SILMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (April 2019) ft. Lizzy Jones
• APOLLO 18 (March 2019) ft. Rachel Evans
• DOOM (February 2019) ft. Rachel Evans 
• MOST LIKELY TO DIE (January 2019) ft. Chauncey K. Robinson
• CIRCLE (December 2018) [no guest] 
• CHERNOBYL DIARIES (November 2018) ft. Nick Skardarasy 
• TUSK (October 2018) ft. James Graessle & Joel Arnold 
• CLOWN (September 2018) ft. Ross Warman 
• CHILDREN OF THE CORN (August 2018) ft. Matt Kane 
• DEEP BLUE SEA (July 2018) ft. Kari Kilpela 
• THE BOY (June 2018) ft. Beth Radloff 
• HUSH (May 2018) ft. James Graessle 
• THE OPEN HOUSE (April 2018) ft. Joel Arnold 
• THE RITUAL (March 2018) ft. Leo Camacho 
• PIRANHA 3D (February 2018) ft. Whitney van Langingham 
• ZOMBEAVERS (January 2018) ft. Joey Clift 
• GREMLINS (December 2017) ft. Mano Agapion 
• THE BABYSITTER (November 2017) ft. Adam McCabe 
• DEATH NOTE (October 2017) ft. Joey Bergren  

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AT $5 A MONTH you get early releases of Kill Counts (and other videos) whenever I'm able to finish them early. They usually come out on Thursdays, sometimes Wednesdays. 

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AT $10 A MONTH you get invited to a hangout livestream once a month, where I chill with patrons at this level or higher and just hang out. No work or serious gaming (although we have played Jackbox games together a few times), just chatting and shooting the shit. During these livestreams I try to respond to every message I see, since they usually only have a few dozen people in them as opposed to the hundreds that will be in public livestreams.

I'm not sure how entertaining old livestreams would be, but just in case you want to sit there and watch me chat with other people for an hour or so, here you go:

• August 2019  
• July 2019 
• June 2019 
• May 2019 
• April 2019 
• March 2019 
• February 2019 
• January 2019 
• December 2018 
• November 2018 
• October 2018 
• September 2018 
• August 2018 
• July 2018 
• June 2018 
• May 2018 
• April 2018 
• March 2018 
• February 2018 
• January 2018 
• December 2017 
• November 2017 
• October 2017 
• September 2017 
• August 2017 

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AT $20 A MONTH you get one video review each month of a random horror movie that I pick to watch. These reviews are UNEDITED and are usually around 20 minutes long of me just talking to the camera and telling you what I thought of whatever movie I chose to watch that month. 

Current $20 reviews are as follows:

• VIDEODROME (1983) August 2019
• BONE TOMAHAWK (2015) July 2019
• WICKED LITTLE THINGS (2006) June 2019
• UPGRADE (2018) May 2019
• THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982) April 2019
• HELL FEST (2018) March 2019
• 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE (2016) February 2019
• IT'S ALIVE (1974) January 2019
• RED CHRISTMAS (2016) December 2018
• 47 METERS DOWN (2017) November 2018 (posted in Dec.)
• GINGER SNAPS (2000) October 2018
• AS ABOVE SO BELOW (2014) September 2018
• MAMA (2013) August 2018 
• PUMPKINHEAD (1988) July 2018 
• THE ENDLESS (2017) June 2018 
• PET SEMATARY (1989) May 2018 
• HALLOWEEN (1978) April 2018 
• TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL (2010) March 2018 
• HATCHET (2007) February 2018 
• HELLRAISER (1987) January 2018 
• BETTER WATCH OUT (2016) December 2017 
• DRAG ME TO HELL (2009) November 2017 
• THE PURGE (2013) October 2017 
• HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) September 2017 
• TRAIN TO BUSAN (2016) August 2017 
• PUPPET MASTER (1989) July 2017 

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Finally, AT $50 A MONTH you are part of the top-tier patrons who get to suggest and vote on a 2nd movie for me to watch and review each month. Same as the $20 level - these are unedited, stream-of-consciousness reviews where I simply talk about the movie you chose for me to watch. 

Current $50 reviews are as follows:

• THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999) August 2019
• BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON (2006) July 2019
• TREMORS (1990) June 2019
• 1407 (2007)  May 2019
• CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (1980) April 2019
• THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE (2016) March 2019
• CANDYMAN (1992) February 2019
• THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999) January 2019
• CREEP (2014) December 2018
• THE EXORCIST (1973) November 2018 [posted in December 2018]
• SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983) October 2018
• THE DESCENT (2005) September 2018
• I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997) August 2018 
• THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012) July 2018 
• [REC] (2007) June 2018 
• BATTLE ROYALE (2000) May 2018 
• 28 DAYS LATER (2002) April 2018 
• CREEPSHOW (1982) March 2018 
• THE COLLECTOR (2009) February 2018 
• THE HAUNTING (1963) January 2018 
• EVENT HORIZON (1997) December 2017 
• THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) November 2017 
• LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008) October 2017 
• THE BABADOOK (2014) September 2017 
• IT FOLLOWS (2014) August 2017 
• THE EVIL DEAD (1981) July 2017 

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I hope this post was helpful and allowed you to better pick the reward tier that you want. I'm ALWAYS open to suggestions and feedback on how to make the Patreon experience better and more rewarding, so please feel free to comment or message me with ideas that you have!

THANKS SO MUCH again, everyone. I really couldn't be doing what I do without all of your love and support. Take care and be good people!