Hey there Patrons! Here's the Kill Count for tomorrow (Tuesday 10/20) on the just-released fan film, written and directed by Vincente DiSanti.
You can watch it on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbl0DmPR9fo
Thanks everyone! Enjoy!
2020-10-19 17:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Woooo we still goin, fam! This is actually the start of the 2nd half of October videos - meaning I've got 8 down, 6 to go! WISH ME LUCK AND THANK YOU
2020-10-17 17:20:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there, Patrons! Here's this Friday's Kill Count release early for ya.
It MIGHT go private Thursday night (Oct. 15th) but will be available again Friday morning, if so.
Enjoy!
2020-10-14 21:45:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys! Here's the Kill Count being released tomorrow, had to update the link. Thanks everyone, enjoy!
2020-10-12 23:11:34 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode goes public tomorrow. Enjoy!
2020-10-10 18:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patrons, enjoy this early release for Friday's video! Thanks everyone.
2020-10-07 16:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode comes out tomorrow!
The "To the Numbers" speech was written by James Graessle, the storyteller who acts as my DM in DnDnD: https://open.spotify.com/show/3fonY7n07M7eCfTGukfw0a
Enjoy Patrons, thank you!
2020-10-05 15:47:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode comes out tomorrow! This movie was not good! This "to the numbers" gag is possibly my favorite of all time!
THANKS, PATRONS!!
2020-10-03 22:22:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons, here's this early release for this week!
The link MIGHT go private Thursday night (Oct.. 1st) but if that happens, it will be available again Friday morning.
Thanks everyone! Enjoy!
2020-09-30 14:53:57 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! I'm SO SORRY but the end of the month is already here and I didn't have time to do any of the $3+ rewards - the commentary track, the livestream hangout, or either of the higher-tier reviews. Things really got away from me with the move.
I'm really sorry to let you down like that, and I'm happy to grant anyone a refund who wants one. If you want a refund for your September pledge, I'll give it to you, no questions asked. Just message me and let me know. Hop...
2020-09-29 00:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patrons, here's this early release for this week!
The link MIGHT go private tonight (Sept. 24th) but if that happens, it will be available again Friday morning.
Thanks everyone! Enjoy!
2020-09-24 17:28:43 +0000 UTC View Post
A lot more blood in this version than the public one - if it's one thing I love about these movies besides Robbie Amell, it's the gore. Enjoy, and thanks, patrons!
Previous explicit releases:
NOTE: THERE WILL BE AN EXPLICIT VERSION WITH MORE GRAPHIC SHOTS INCLUDED RELEASED TOMORROW at 6am Pacific, the same time this version goes live to the public. If you wanna wait for the bloodier stuff, just hold on for 12 hours.
Yeah I did this movie! Here's hoping people don't tar and feather me for hating it. Thanks, patrons!
2020-09-20 00:22:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patrons, here's this early release for this week!
The link MIGHT go private Thursday night (Sept. 17th) but if that happens, it will be available again Friday morning.
Thanks everyone! Enjoy!
2020-09-16 16:21:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patrons, here's the early release of The Devil's Rejects for you!
Also, reminder that at some point tonight (Thursday, Sept. 10th) the video will be unavailable until Friday morning's regular Youtube release.
Thanks everyone, enjoy!
2020-09-10 15:45:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons, here's the early release of House of 1000 Corpses for you!
Also, reminder that at some point tonight (Thursday, Sept. 3rd) the video will be unavailable until Friday morning!
Thanks everyone, enjoy!
2020-09-03 15:41:56 +0000 UTC View PostHey patrons! We went with Haunt, on Shudder, for this month's commentary track. Please note that on two occasions, my video stopped to buffer. I tried to edit out the pauses so you wouldn't have to pause and restart the movie on your end, but if things get a little out of sync, that's probably why. I think the first time was around 16 minutes in and the second was around 35. Hopefully it's all good. Thanks!
Watch Haunt on Shudder: 2020-08-30 22:56:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting now - come join!
2020-08-30 19:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patrons, enjoy the early release for this weeks Kill Count!
Reminder that it'll go on private at some point Thursday night when I set it for its release Friday morning. After that, it'll be available to watch again.
Thanks everyone!
2020-08-26 16:38:55 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! This month's Patreon livestream hangout will be SUNDAY 8/30 at 12:00pm Pacific (3:00pm Eastern).
Look for the link to be posted/sent via message a little before then. Hope to see you there!
2020-08-25 16:04:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patrons, here's the early release for this weeks Kill Count!
Reminder that it'll go on private at some point tonight when I set it for regular release tomorrow morning. After that, it'll be available to watch again.
Thanks everyone! Enjoy!
2020-08-20 15:59:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons! Here's the early release for this weeks Kill Count. Reminder that it'll go private the night before when I set it to release on time for Friday, then it'll be viewable again Friday morning.
Thanks everyone! Enjoy!
2020-08-13 21:49:44 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the penultimate episode of season 2 of WYFSM, and Paige joined me to talk about The Entity! Loved talking about a movie so new and unfamiliar to me. Paige was great!
2020-08-08 00:43:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Just kidding I was able to get it done! Enjoy and thank you!! (reminder that the video will be unavailable once I schedule it for tomorrow's release, which happens when I go to sleep so any time around midnight Pacific).
2020-08-06 23:27:25 +0000 UTC View PostHey Patrons! Sorry for some delayed news, but there's been trouble with the Rec. 2 episode so there won't be an early release this week.
There is a possibility I may be able to get one posted tonight, but for now, it'll be released on Friday like usual. Sorry again everyone!
2020-08-06 21:36:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Got an explicit version of the latest What's Your Favorite Scary Movie? featuring Kalisto talking about Friday the 13th and plenty of other horror films!
Previous explicit releases:
Hey everyone, just wanted to remind you, in case you were interested in getting them, that the YouTooz figures of Chelsea and I are going up for sale in 30 minutes at youtooz.com. Just in case you don't have Twitter or any other site where I'll be reminding people, wanted to make a post here. Hope you're all doing well!
2020-07-31 18:29:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! Here's your commentary track for this month.
We picked Scary Movie 2 to do something easy but, man, didn't realize how much worse this one would be than the original. So, sorry? We try to make it fun!
We'll do something better next time (maybe Splice? lolol)
Watch Scary Movie 2 on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/search?q=scary&jbv=60020813
Previ...
2020-07-30 21:13:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Here you are Patrons, the early release of the final installment (for now) of the Wrong Turn series! Enjoy!
2020-07-30 15:35:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone, join me for this month's livestream hangout!
2020-07-26 20:01:52 +0000 UTC View Post