Hello, my lovelies! It's that time of month again—time to place your requests! You always come up with so many wonderful, delightfully creative ideas, and I love getting that chance to move a little bit beyond my standard fare for a bit.
The Bonus Pairing really is my favorite Patreon feature. I know it can be a little disappointing when your idea isn't chosen in the poll, but if it's of any consolation, just coming up with the outline around your concept can be an absolute joy for me! :)
2018-04-26 23:24:38 +0000 UTC
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Haha, okay, that BP poll looks like it's already picked a winner, so let's get this out of the way, shall we? :D
I've noticed something of a bias towards the Bonus Pairings, and I'm guessing that might be because it's more engaging when I give more details. So let's try something else here. I'll tell you the image I plan to get illustrated, but I won't tell you the context.
In other words, some spoilers lie beyond!
Monstrous Ranch 25: A holstaur with silver hai...
2018-04-26 23:18:39 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my lovelies! I know that my American readers are probably getting more than a little exhausted with polls lately, but I hope this one can offer a nice change of pace. That's right; it's time to choose the Bonus Pairing for May!
By the way, the April Bonus Pairing is almost fully drafted, and will be up and edited within a week at most! The AltEnd shouldn't be long behind this time. I'm excited to get started on next month—as a brief teaser, I'm hoping to work on a couple comm...
2018-04-24 21:24:16 +0000 UTC
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In which the Verdant Star is claimed and redefined to suit Mommy's needs. In which Senya is, too. In which a conflict draws near. In which the Thriae seek to make a call.
This is either the third-to-last or penultimate chapter. I hope you all enjoy, my lovelies! <3
2018-04-21 06:53:09 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my lovelies! I'm truly sorry this took so long—Literotica still hasn't uploaded Hearthside Haze, but I'm gonna be posting it on Tumblr tomorrow for public access!
Anyways, here's the alternate ending to Hearthside Haze, where Alrek's icy trials at last come to an end in a goblin barmaid's arms.
Once again, the illustration is drawn by Snake Gal Skye! The key phrase to find the branching-off po...
2018-04-20 05:35:13 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my lovelies! I'm afraid I'm running a bit late this month, so try to get your requests in ASAP!
For those who want a list of potential creatures (though they can feel free to make up their own, or request particular characters, or request rematches, or bring in old requests):
Alraunes
Holstaurs
Fleece Sprites
Lust Sprites
Succubi
Chosen Soldiers
Converted Woman
Bee...
2018-04-20 01:16:14 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my lovelies!
Just, uh, putting forward a little notice for all of you. I'm pretty sure we'll be getting two chapters this month.
I've taken on a lot this term, both in classwork and in other projects, and I started this month really off-kilter. Things were a bit worse than I realized when I posted last week's notice. I just have to face that I can't make up the lost time anymore—it's only gonna get worse if I try.
(And in a practical concern for m...
2018-04-14 11:12:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my lovelies! I hope you're all doing great. I am doing quite well, thanks for asking. I just wanted to touch base with you all about something.
As you all know, I'm supposed to be producing five chapters per month. As only I (but soon the lot of you) know, I'm only gonna be able to wrangle four this month. It's unfortunate, but the start of a new term has meant the onset of new Bad Days where not much has gotten done, and this time, it's been particularly unfortunate—...
2018-04-07 05:18:46 +0000 UTC
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Don't worry, this isn't an April Fools joke. I have three Goblin Vault shorts for you! All nonerotic, sadly, but I think you might liuke the setting and character elements.
First, a story about the fate of a certain minor Evergreen Forest character. This short is sort of a prologue to a story I've been planning for a while.
Second, a brief history of the Ambrosia Ranch, just to give an idea of the Ranch's scope.
Third, a lit...
2018-04-02 00:27:05 +0000 UTC
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In which Bobbin and Jerrod discipline a lamia who hasn't done anything wrong, the Crows make a decision, a few key pieces appear to fall off the board, and Senya and Mommy meet the Senya's last new fey prisoner acquaintance—and the Ambrosia Ranch's very first prisoner.
I think there are two chapters left, but don't be surprised if we need an epilogue to settle things here! And I know we've mostly stuck it out here for the plot at this point, but for those of you missing the full sex...
2018-04-01 06:00:09 +0000 UTC
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In which a younger and less untrusting Alrek is offered shelter from the storm by a kindly goblin barmaid. She is also kind enough to offer him a place by the warm fire in a nice, cozy chair, to feed him all manner of delicacies, and to kiss him until he's too sleepy to care about his personal space being violated anymore. In fact, he's starting to suspect she may be a little bit in love with him... or is that just the wine?
Here's the March Bonus Pairing! This one's a long o...
2018-03-30 05:02:00 +0000 UTC
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~ ~ ~ ~ There was an error in last night's poll, so I had to reupload. My bad! ~ ~ ~ ~
Gosh, I am psyched for all of you to see the illustration I got for March's Bonus Pairing, Hearthside Haze. That'll be up either tomorrow or Thursday, by the way! <3
Once again, I need to keep descriptions pretty vague for upcoming stories, and I reserve the right to make some changes to the schedule. I'm also gonna use the fifth option as a sort of "wildcard" for older cha...
2018-03-28 19:29:39 +0000 UTC
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In which Jerrod explains pricing mechanisms to Senya, Bobbin accepts collateral damage, and Kitten comes to a conclusion.
Content warning: This chapter gets a bit dark, and doesn't have a ton of sex. There is one particularly violent moment that I don't want to blindside anyone with.
The next chapters will be much more smutty. We're getting close to the ending here. Thank you all so much for bearing with me through all this!
2018-03-24 10:20:29 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my lovelies, and I hope you're lovin' March so far! It's been going pretty good so far. Lots of days, two whole Thursdays already, and I'm pretty sure we'll have at least five by the time the month is finished, right on schedule!
In seriousness, Ranch22 will be up soon, and then the March BP (featuring Alrek vs. a goblin maid) will be up with a gorgeous illustration, and then Ranch23! The next chapter might be a bit short, since it's finals week, just so y'all know. :)
So...
2018-03-22 00:47:30 +0000 UTC
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In which Anya meets the crows, Senya finds his place among the girls of his dreams, a debt is repaid, and Bobbin gets caught up playing with the Thriae.
Here we go.
2018-03-17 10:52:13 +0000 UTC
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In which Kitten fucks Valina into submission, Senya finds out what happens when a fleece sprite is sheared, and considers taking a fateful nap.
2018-03-09 12:45:01 +0000 UTC
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I-I-I-I-I
I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you'll be trapped with me
Perpetually squealing!...
Or however that song goes.
Better late than never! Here's the alternate ending to Honeymoon Manor's first chapter, as well as a repost of the normal ending if you missed it. The Bad End starts off with Felix's arrival at the Keyhole Maiden's door, for the sake of brevity.
Keyword for the branch-off point: "Felix desperately tried to pull himself ...
2018-03-07 09:13:19 +0000 UTC
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And here y'all are! In case you wanted to see the alternative ending to the siren story. :D
The key phrase for the branching-off point: “We always love our good listener,"
Enjoy!
2018-03-03 11:30:43 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my lovelies! Once again, thought I'd get in ahead of the curve. The Alrek vs. Goblin Maid story will be posted towards the end of the month—sadly, it's looking like the "Yay, we reached $200" was probably yet another case of bad actors, 'cause the Patreon just dropped $29 with the transition to the new month. It happens.
It's time to start building the April Bonus Pairing Poll, which will go up around March 20th. Try to get these requests in to me as soon as you have them! I really do...
2018-03-01 09:27:12 +0000 UTC
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In which a sailor boy encounters some wicked sirens, is tickled out of his poor mind, and must find a way to take control—or else become slave to the batlike creatures' dulcet tones and dulcet tongues.
So, people were wondering what my sirens are like. Here's one idea. ;)
This would have arrived a couple hours earlier, but, uh, a panic attack over mathematics intervened. I'm okay now. The alt-end will be up tomorrow or the day after—it's honestly done, I just want t...
2018-03-01 09:22:17 +0000 UTC
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Alright, so this new Patreon feature might take some wee playtesting. Since Literotica won't allow links off-site (and MC Stories doesn't do images at all), it makes it hard to ethically feature artists' work, and I might have to restrict the illustrations to Patreon and/or Tumblr to keep it fair!
Another issue is that giving you guys a list of the upcoming stories might result in some spoilers, so the serial chapter summaries will be, let's say, minimalist. Hope that's not too inconv...
2018-02-25 04:02:41 +0000 UTC
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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I don't even know what to say. This has been such a fantastical ride, this last year, and I've never been so appreciative of all my readers. This is the best late Valentine's gift I could've asked for. <3
And with this goal reached, I can finally start adding in a vi...
2018-02-25 00:51:31 +0000 UTC
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In which a temperamental Toxin Ranger antagonizes some fairies on the way to dealing with a lovesick goblin maid, and finds some prickly reasons to regret it: Love potions, goblin baking, and a nearly-irresistible proposal.
Whew! Nearly 10,000 words. That's not a record, but it's pretty darn close.
This story was tricky, and I do want to give a few clarifications once you've read it. Consider what lies below the Director's Commentary!
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First, I kin...
2018-02-23 10:48:50 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my lovelies, and I hope you're all having a wonderful Minimonth! It's time for the poll for March's Bonus Pairing! This month's pair-off—featuring some strange sirens and a hapless music-loving sailor—will be up in less than a week, and should be completed before February's end.
There's also the alt-end for Labyrinth of Lights, which I would love to have completed before the end of the month, but it's not happening. It will instead be released to t...
2018-02-23 02:58:57 +0000 UTC
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It's finally here! Sorry about the wait. The Bad End for Honeymoon Manor 1 will be up ideally within a week, and from there, there shouldn't be any more of this silly backlog. HMM alt-endings will be part of the Vault, for the record.
Keyword for when the "fork in the road" takes place: "the ecstasy of the licking."
2018-02-18 08:45:31 +0000 UTC
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In which it is time for Market Day, Senya and Valina both struggle with the horrors of orgasm denial, and moral unease begins to become a factor. The stage is set. The plans are finalized.
And here we go. Some fun this chapter, but most sex scenes are kept fairly short. I did really enjoy the dinner scene. Trust me, it's the calm before the storm.
(Baa.)
2018-02-16 10:03:37 +0000 UTC
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Sorry about the Tumblr hiatus! Here's the alternate ending to January's Bonus Pairing to make up for it. :D
The key phrase, if you wanna skip to the branching off point, is "show me".
2018-02-10 11:01:48 +0000 UTC
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In which Senya learns about how certain farming capital is generated, has a pleasant reunion with the girl of his dreams, and is given a reason to resist Lala and Lata: And also two compelling reasons not to, named Lala and Lata. Meanwhile, we see some familiar faces.
This was an interesting chapter to write. It came out long, too. I think the biggest challenge was coming up with how to realistically handle sex between seven participants atop a gigantic flower—let's just stamp a big...
2018-02-09 10:59:52 +0000 UTC
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In which Felix and Ricard arrive at the Honeymoon Manor, engage in critiques of home decorating and cartographical interpretation, and solve a puzzle. Parting ways with his colleague, Felix encounters a beautiful set of keyholes and samples the pleasures of sensation.
This one was very, very tricky. Sensation is definitely one of my weak points.
Sorry about the cramped posts today! Next month will be more evenly spaced. :)
2018-02-01 01:54:20 +0000 UTC
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Still trying to decide on the title—I might swap around the names, honestly!—but that's what I've got right now!
Hello, my lovelies! The two stories are finally complete. I'm going to see if I can charge for both of them today. I'm honestly not sure if Patreon allows that, but you all knew I was planning to upload the chapters today*, and I'd ideally like to get it all in on this billing cycle. I promised five chapters, after all!
If not, no worries. It's mostly jus...
2018-02-01 01:43:03 +0000 UTC
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