Hello, my lovelies!
On the off-chance that you don't see it on my Tumblr, I just posted my full commission information there. If you ever have interest in commissioning a work, be it short or long, check it out!
2018-01-31 03:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies!
So, January is coming to a close. I have just about finished both the Bonus Pairing and Honeymoon Manor Ch. 1—they'll be posted in a double-header tomorrow, and uploaded for public consumption within the next couple weeks! I don't know how I did it, but barring Jeff Bezos's personal army of attack drones finally finding my bunker and bringing me in for questioning, it looks like I did it (bragbrag)! What a crazy month!
There are some outstanding obligations...
2018-01-31 01:56:50 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my $3 lovelies! I'm just here to take a brief li'l poll. Let me know your thoughts on these ideas!
Senya's Sweet Valentine: There is another fey on the Ranch rarely mentioned—the chef! Bobbin might claim credit, but what Senya doesn't know is that he's already had an encounter with this adoring culinary seductress. One night, Senya extricates himself from his puppies and heads downstairs for a snack... and encounters an angel. Will he escape with his heart unclaimed? [Dru...
2018-01-27 06:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! Thought I'd get in ahead of the curve. As an update on the long-awaited December alt-ending, I plan to have it in this February, once I've got these last two bonus-length January stories completed.
In the meantime, it's time to start building the March Bonus Pairing Poll, which will go up around February 20th. Try to get these requests in to me as soon as you have them! I really don't want to miss anyone!
For those who want a list of potential creatures (though th...
2018-01-27 02:51:20 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! It's that time again. February will be an interesting month, and we'll see if it's possible to hit 5 chapters with the shorter timeframe. The Bonus Pairing might end up being late.
It's been a fun week for me—lots of talk about collaborations, and some truly delightful commissions—but I'll talk about that some other time. It's time to choose next month's encounter.
Evergreen Nymphs vs. Larya: On a break from adventuring, a young druidess with submissive t...
2018-01-26 10:04:37 +0000 UTC View PostIn which a messenger receives a slippery welcome, Bobbin provides a straight answer, and Senya receives a nighttime visitor amid some sweet dreams.
2018-01-26 09:47:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn which Senya faces off once again against the holstaur known as "Mommy"—and puts up a fight. Meanwhile, something else of interest takes place.
2018-01-19 12:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! I have a little question for my $3 pledgers tonight—I've been thinking about doing a Valentine's Day story, but I know that we generally prefer my work on established plotlines and characters to the one-shots. On the other hand, the one-shot affords more room for creativity and uncertainty—unlike with a story about, say, Larya, no one knows who'll come out "on top".
So I'll throw in a few options on this one! And please know that I am really neutral on this. I want to h...
2018-01-19 04:48:47 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! It's that time again. I know everyone's still waiting for the December alt-ending (trust me, it's on my list, but I'm trying to restore basic schedule regularity first!), but in the meantime, it's time to start building the January Bonus Pairing Poll, which will go up around the 20th.
Try to get these requests in to me as soon as you have them! You can always ask to change them anytime before the poll goes up. I really don't want to miss anyone!
As a sidenote:...
2018-01-13 09:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostIn which Senya begins his investigations into the Ranch, pays a second visit to Brigitte, and goes for a walk with some slightly confused fairies.
This was an interesting one to write, but extremely challenging—particularly the scene with Brigitte. I'm really interested to hear your thoughts on it! We're approaching the home stretch now!
2018-01-12 12:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! A brief state-of-the-union address:
So you've probably noticed that there wasn't an update last week,aside from the collaboration. There won't be an update this week, either. Like I said, classes are starting, so this is a time of schedule adjustments.
I remain as confident as I was a week ago that I can meet the 5-stories-per-month goal for January, but I do regret the schedule slippage. It's starting to look like I can be very productive with my homework during week...
2018-01-10 09:14:25 +0000 UTC View PostWoe upon woes, I snipped off a segment of Ricard's introduction in my upload! Here's the fixed version.
2017-12-31 00:53:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! Honeymoon Manor—the collaboration I've been working on with the phantasmally skilled Carol_J, whose Patreon you should all head to yesterday and pledge all of the money—has its prologue chapter completed and on its way to the printers! You probably read my half already, but here you can see his half as well! Aaron's trials aren't over yet!
In which Aaron's trial...
2017-12-30 09:10:49 +0000 UTC View PostY'know I was gonna apologize for the title but yesterday was my birthday darnit I deserve this.
This was a special paid commission from one of my lovely readers, but it is essentially canon.
In which Illetrys seeks her final revenge on Larya and Alrek—using a sinister garden as the staging grounds.
This is something a little bit different. I really hope you all enjoy!
(as a sidenote, it's set pretty much right after Unliving Lust.)
2017-12-27 12:59:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! This is the second of three posts of the night. The Alternate Ending for December's Bonus Pairing, Labyrinth of Lights, will be up within 2017, but in the meantime, it's time to choose for the new year!
"Mommy" vs. "Master": Set in the past of Monstrous Ranch, this story would continue the historical events detailed in th...
2017-12-27 08:39:07 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies, and season's greetings!
I hope you're all having some wonderful holidays, if the holidays are your jam. If they aren't, I hope you have some wonderful jam! If jam isn't your jam, well, I don't know what to tell you.
2017 was a pretty amazing year for me. This post is going to concerning three subjects: A brief review of where we've been, an announcement regarding what's left for this month, and some foreshadowing of the trials and joys to come. So, fi...
2017-12-27 08:13:53 +0000 UTC View PostHot damn! This one came out long. I was a bit cocky with this story, and because of that, the alternate ending might be a week or more late—busy holiday season for me! There's another extra-long story on its way!
Anyways, here's the fifth Bonus Pairing, Labyrinth of Lights:
In which Alrek wanders through an underwater maze fleeing the depraved lights of a whole gang of deep sea mermaids—squidmaids, anglermaids, and even a particularly special pair of pretty gold...
2017-12-20 12:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember that whole thing about patreon changing its payment structure?
They backed down.
Thank you to everyone who stuck with me (meaning almost all of you—I am fantastically blessed, if you'll pardon the religiosity!) and thank you especially to everyone who messaged Patreon to complain! Now if you'll excuse me, I have another thank-you letter to write! :)
2017-12-13 21:47:51 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! The collaboration with CarolJ (here's a sample of their fantastic work) is well underway. Attached is the main excerpt of my half of the prologue: In which a man is the victim of fairy mischief, and must struggle to avoid losing himself to the Fairy Realm forever.
Enjoy!
Also, the daily Tumblr posts w...
2017-12-13 11:47:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, my lovelies! Bit of a double-header tonight. First, we're back on Tumblr with a story about being undone by mere licks, and how hypnotists use their old pets to break new pets in.
Second, Monstrous Ranch 14 is finally up on Literotica! This'll be the last time I monetize the actual upload, and not the Early Bird (since I posted the Early Bird a month ago, before making that change). It's actually ...
2017-12-10 10:58:25 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! I know I've kinda been a flurry of posts lately, but this one's just for the $3 crowd. Thanks again! You're the folks who help pay for my hot chocolate and marshmallows (and also the rest of what my roommate and I eat).
The December Bonus Pairing (featuring Alrek vs. the lovely anglermaids) is well underway, and I plan to have it available for Patreons by the 19th! Productivity is booming and I'm honestly optimistic about, uh, not screwing my scheduling up for once. Third t...
2017-12-09 06:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostLarya Nuptuel's life began in a rough region to love nature in: The Sagebrush. A chilly, arid desert just west of the Kingdom of the Chosen, the Sagebrush is largely settled by two mortal groups: The native skittergoblins and a loose confederation of copper mine towns. The latter hail from a great exodus many years ago, when the God of Copper, Thundersnow, and Honeymoons guided a large population of Westerners and Southwesterners to the region. For this rather irritating reason, the Sagebrush...
2017-12-08 05:23:55 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! Sorry this took so long—one of our beloved birds died over finals week and I lost a full two days of productivity to it. :(
Glistening, Listening has been posted on Literotica! Go ahead and give it a looksie, if you missed the Early Bird! And when you're done with that, why not check out the alternate ending? It's attached below! You can read it as its own sep...
2017-12-08 03:54:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies,. So as some of you might have heard, Patreon has recently decided to roll out some, uh, special changes. They seem determined to eliminate the $1 pledge as an option, and they're leaving it up to us, the creators, to explain it better. I'm not super stoked about this whole change, but here goes.
Essentially, the fees are being shifted from the creators to the patrons. A $1 pledge, before, would have gotten to me as something closer to $0.60 due to fees. Now, it will just co...
2017-12-08 03:45:32 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! As this month grinds to a close, rest assured that I'll be making a proper post to thank everyone (THANK YOU!) for bringing us to $150 per update. I can't wait to get back into the swing of things this December.
In the meantime, though, here's the Bonus Pairing! This will be posted within a few days on Literotica and EMCSA, and the alt-ending will be put up around that point as well!
Glistening, Listening: In which a group of dazzling fairies clash with a sultry d...
2017-12-01 07:23:42 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little Vault tidbit for you all! Bonus Pairing Early Bird up tomorrow!
The Cloistered Lands, being a world full of bizarre fey and demons and daemons and undead and a weirdly diverse pool of creatures calling themselves "goblins", have a surprisingly narrow range of animals we would term "fantastical". One might expect, looking at the massive range of seductive plants and fungi—not to mention the numerous sapient humanoid species such as human, dopterine, gobl...
2017-11-30 07:02:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey, guys! This is a fairly basic entry: What sorts of non-erotic posts would you like to see next in the Goblin Vault? Feel free to vote more than once! And feel free to let me know if something in particular catches your interest!
Character Profiles: Rosters on minor characters, fun facts about major characters, possibly some loose D&D-ish stats for Alrek and Larya?
Random Sidetreks: Just, y'know, the stories where nobody gets fucked. Larya signs ...
2017-11-28 12:27:29 +0000 UTC View PostSo, there's good news and bad news. Here's the good news.
The bad news is that Project: Get A Buffer has hit what we'll call a stumbling block—since "brick wall" just sounds awfully depressing, don't you think? High as my hopes were for myself going into November, it quickly became apparent that keeping up with the Bonus Pairing ...
2017-11-28 12:06:28 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! I'm sorry if the hiatus is proving hard to bear—I'll be coming back in just a couple weeks! In the meantime, I hope to have this month's Bonus Pairing done by the end of what many of you call Turkey Weekend, or soon after!
Anyways, we have a lot of Bonus Pairing submissions for next month! Who's excited? I'm excited! Let's get voting!
Lust Sprites vs. Pirate: A bold pirate with a mind-draining compass seeks to retrieve a treasure he buried...
2017-11-21 06:44:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my lovelies! This'll be the last charge for a while (thank you so much to those of you who've stayed on through November!). In case you missed the Early Bird: Suckled Surrender, in which Bobbin must employ tickletorture to retain control over "Mommy" the holstaur... or risk being suckled sweet!
This story turned out a lot shorter than most previous Bonus Pairings, for which I mainly blame the general,...
2017-11-03 07:25:40 +0000 UTC View Post