The woman with short grey hair and a monocle over one eye who came into the Leaky Cauldron a minute or two after that man touched me - followed a few minutes later by a bunch more people in red dresses - is a woman who looks like she hates her job. Or her life. It could be either one or any number of other things, really. The point is that when she comes to talk to me after speaking with Professor Snape and McGonagall, she is clearly annoyed. “So, Miss… Potter,” she starts with a quick ...
2025-11-11 00:56:22 +0000 UTC
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Kyoka isn’t entirely sure what the hell is going on with her body other than the fact that it probably has something to do with One For All, which is evidently even more bullshit than she first thought it was. Which is saying a lot given it’s literally a quirk that can be passed on to others! Even considering her previous thoughts on how utterly bullshit the stockpile quirk is, though, the fact that it’s evidently forced her natural quirk through a second evolution - t...
2025-11-05 18:22:43 +0000 UTC
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“So, is everyone excited for the trip?” I ask the occupants of the private plane as I leave the bathroom, dressed in a fresh set of non-bloody clothing. Seated in the plush red seats are, of course, Himi and Eri, who have been waiting for the I-Island Expo ever since Melissa mentioned that she would be sending us tickets way back before the Sports Festival. I have, admittedly, been doing what I can to avoid her calls since then due to the whole ‘coming out of the villain closet’ thing...
2025-11-01 17:06:48 +0000 UTC
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Blood spews from Yui’s mouth as she’s slammed through a wall and her body skips across the street on the other side. Bakugou isn’t doing much better after pulling the pin on one of his gauntlets, his own opponent somehow absorbing the blast and sending it back at him. He managed to push past his surprise and dodge, but the arm he had just fired at the villain with was caught in the blast and is covered in burns. He’s lucky that it wasn’t his other arm that got caught in the blast or...
2025-10-22 20:15:06 +0000 UTC
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I hum to myself while trying to decide on what dress I want to wear for my first excursion into the magical side of the world. Well, Britain’s side of the magical world, at least. According to Kettleburn the magical side of the world has just as many different cultures as the non-magical - so-called ‘muggle’ - side, and that not all muggle sensibilities transfer over to the magical side either. So it will be best for me to keep an open mind while I get my school supplies. Which also mea...
2025-10-21 19:05:08 +0000 UTC
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Fumikage Tokoyami has heard many things said in regards to villains and how their vile deeds have corrupted their personalities into a horrendous mimicry of what the typical citizen would be. He has experienced what villains are like, has been forced to fight for his life against the malicious machinations who sought to end him. After having Midosagi and his paramour attending classes at UA with him and the other hero course students (not even mentioning the child they’ve taken und...
2025-10-16 20:54:01 +0000 UTC
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Uzi taps the side of her pen against her notepad as she once again replays the scene stored in her memory banks. Firing her railgun, the massive beam completely disintegrating N’s head, and said head regrowing. Him regrowing a completely new head isn’t the problem that’s stumping her, though. No, clearly the Murder Drones’ heads aren’t a fatal weak spot like they are for worker drones, so next time she runs into one she’ll just have to aim for center mass instead. Whether or not t...
2025-10-16 19:24:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey all! Really sorry about the delay! Had my wisdom teeth taken out but they grew into the bone so I had to spend longer recovering than I expected. Still not fully healed actually, but started being able to eat solid food again last week and finally have the energy to get back to my stories!
Expect a few chapters of various stories this week and the next since I did manage to get some writing done, but no full chapters until today. So, a chapter of U...
2025-10-16 18:41:28 +0000 UTC
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I couldn't think of what to do, so we're skipping ahead to the USJ! For background information:
Yagi is the homeroom teacher for 1-A, mainly just doing announcements, study period, and ensuring the students can come to him with concerns or questions.
Eraserhead and Stendhal co-teach the hero lessons for both 1-A and 1-B, with All Might making the occasional guest appearance.
All Might's second form isn'...
2025-09-11 21:56:45 +0000 UTC
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“Nothing like a little death and destruction to start the day!” Joker cheers as he drives the car we stole in the direction of my middle school. Former middle school? Does being a villain automatically unenroll you from the school system, or does someone still have to go through the actual process of unenrolling them? Can I unenroll myself when we get there? First period will have started by the time we get there, so will they complain about how I should have showed up earlier to get it d...
2025-09-11 01:44:02 +0000 UTC
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Fandom: Murder Drones
Summary: After just barely managing to prevent the Murder Drone N from entering Outpost 3, Uzi Doorman is met with nothing but her father's anger and belittlement. After that, she realizes that their colony never had a place for her, and it never will.
“Hey fellas! Ooh, deal me in! I love Rummy! Wait-”
Uzi Doorman, feral mad genius of Outpost-3 (at least according to her… on the genius part that is), lets out a ye...
2025-09-01 19:47:14 +0000 UTC
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“So…” I say, trailing off while looking around at the crowd of class 1-A students surrounding me, Himi, and Eri in the mall courtyard. “Would someone care to explain exactly why we’re here?”
“Camp shopping, duh!” Toru shouts with a voice full of excitement that her waving arms mimic, only to stop and blush after she notices the stares she’s getting from the mall passerby. Stares directed at her instead of just her general direction since I finally got around t...
2025-08-29 20:45:18 +0000 UTC
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I don’t often stop to question random people… unless I’m bored, so I actually do that a few times a week? But that’s not important, what is important (to momentarily entertaining me) is discovering why this purple child is shuffling papers and mumbling to themselves on the side of the road! “What are those?”
The child lets out a high pitched scream and whirls around, letting the papers fall to the ground. Of course, he doesn’t see anyone since I’m flying a few f...
2025-08-22 23:09:37 +0000 UTC
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If anyone were to ask Izumi how she’s feeling, she would in turn ask them how they think she’s feeling. Then she would proceed to steamroll over whatever they would try to say in response to her question by calmly informing them that she is freaking the fuck out!
Izuku died! Dead! She watched her brother die! That fucking psycho Bakugou murdered him! He fucking laughed!
She knew that he wasn’t mentally stable, but other than what ...
2025-08-13 02:57:06 +0000 UTC
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Kyoka rushes forward the moment the doors to the fake city start to open, leaving the crowd of students behind her shouting their demands to know where she thinks she’s going. She ignores them and is through the gate and in front of a one-point robot by the time Present Mic uses the speakers to inform everyone that there are no countdowns in real life. The one-pointer is basically a robot on a single wheel with rectangular shields on both arms. Arms that it raises above its head to bring do...
2025-07-31 04:04:58 +0000 UTC
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Fandom: MHA
Summary: The future is dark. Incredibly so. They won the war, but the cost... the cost was great. Too great. A man and a girl wish to change things, with the hope that it can be better. It needs to be better. But the only ones that can change it are in the past, so it is the past that will see the price they paid, and the journey leading up to it.
A reaction fic, yes. Canon up to season seven, and then things go dark. ...
2025-07-29 03:53:18 +0000 UTC
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2025-07-26 15:16:03 +0000 UTC
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After we leave Mrs. Figg's house, the three of us manage to find a neighborhood where nearly every house is decorated. Inflatable pumpkins, fake skeletons, the occasional hay maze on the lawn, and so on. Much more pleasant to look at than the drab repetitiveness of privet drive.
Harry and I can’t help but to stare in wonder at all the different people wandering around, a far cry from the area we live. Nearly everyone is wearing a costume, and they’re all more elaborate than the two ...
2025-07-24 02:01:13 +0000 UTC
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I blink myself awake after my most recent meeting with Receptionist - who I really haven’t been visiting as often as I should be lately - fully expecting that I would need to claw my way through however many feet of dirt I’d been buried under after my most recent death. So, imagine my surprise when instead of darkness, I’m treated to the same sight that greeted me after my stint at the Sports Festival. That being a number of the heroes who are part of UA’s staff standing around in one...
2025-07-24 01:32:13 +0000 UTC
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Kyoka shuffles through her playlist nervously, foot tapping an uneven rhythm as she waits for the train to finish the journey to its destination. That being UA, of course. And damn is it crowded, students from all over the country clogging the transit system in the hopes of getting into the most popular hero school in the country.
Not that most of them will make it, and that’s not her belittling their abilities, she’s never even seen them to make a judgement. No, what she...
2025-07-08 20:13:21 +0000 UTC
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I whistle a jaunty tune while looking down on the terribly chosen trio of hero students that have been assembled for the current iteration of today’s hero exercise. Said exercise consists of Mineta, Ashido, and Kachan trying to track down and capture the villain of the exercise (me) in one of UA’s fake cities before time runs out. What makes it especially fun for me is the fact that, as the villain, I’m essentially allowed to do whatever I like to keep myself from being caught!
We...
2025-07-02 23:13:07 +0000 UTC
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Shota Aizawa is a person who does not enjoy the daytime. Admittedly a large part of that is due to the fact he spends most of his nights working as an Underground hero, but he is also of the firm belief that many of his most problematic issues force themselves to the forefront during the day. Case in point; the students he teaches at UA. Then again, now that he isn’t the homeroom teacher for one of the heroics classes he can get more sleep than he used to get. Sure, he isn’t allowed to us...
2025-06-11 20:42:34 +0000 UTC
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“Any idea why the formerly old man wanted to talk with us?” Himi asks as we walk down one of the many paths around UA’s campus.
I shrug. “Dunno, maybe he’s going to try to kill us for being villains? I mean, the three of us are meeting him in one of the mini-forests scattered around the school, so…”
Eri’s eyebrows furrow at the thought that this might be a trap. “If he’s a meany, I’ll stab him!” I’m sure she’d be waving her knife around if Himi...
2025-06-01 18:18:40 +0000 UTC
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I hum and kick my feet against the crate I’m sitting on even as I make sure to keep my head still so Joker can work. Speaking of… “I can’t believe that you know how to style hair.” I repeat for the third time. The Clown Prince of Crime chuckles in a low tone of voice that sends a shiver down my spine and a blush rising to my cheeks.
“And I can’t believe you let yourself catch on fire,” Joker snarks back. “Of course I know how to work with hair,” he ...
2025-06-01 02:04:56 +0000 UTC
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“Pull the lever, Eri!” I shout with a dramatic wave of my arm. She gives me a salute and clicks her heels together before grabbing the stone lever sticking out of the wall and letting her entire body hang off of it to pull it down with several ratcheting clanks. It takes a mere two seconds after it hits the horizontal point for the trimmed down tree to swing down from the ceiling, the top…bottom?… the circle part. It swings down into the hall with barely enough room on either si...
2025-05-27 23:55:30 +0000 UTC
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Fandom: Murder Drones
“Sigh,” V says, tilting her head to the side and putting a hand on her cheek. “It would make me really happy if there was some warm oil waiting for me when I get back to the pod.” No sooner does she get the words out that N gives her a salute, flaring his wings so that he can stand at attention in the air.
“I’ll make sure there is!” And he’s off, wings propelling him further than his two teammates’ much more leisurely flight...
2025-05-22 02:06:21 +0000 UTC
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It's been two weeks since Clarity has transferred to our school, and it's been fun. Dudley tried a few more times to get close to Clarity, but she would revert to what I'm calling her 'Ice Queen mode’ whenever she bothered to pay attention to him. It wasn't just with Dudley, though he did get the worst of it. She would go Ice Queen whenever she interacted with anyone who wasn't me or Harry. Mainly because the other kids are a bunch of suck ups because her dad has a good jo...
2025-05-15 20:41:02 +0000 UTC
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I look down on… a city, from where I’m flying above it. Not exactly sure where I am, or what the city is called, but it’s where Himiko is according to my Hoard senses. Why am I looking for Himiko? Because the damn cat hasn’t bothered to visit recently! It’s been literal months since I got a unicorn person that I’m turning into a unicorn-dragon person, and she probably doesn’t even know!
Well, one of the other members of my Hoard might have told h...
2025-05-15 18:08:10 +0000 UTC
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Izumi's breakdown with Haley Long.
2025-05-15 17:07:59 +0000 UTC
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I hum happily to myself as I bend down to open the oven and nod after giving one of the red-tinged chocolate chip cookies and one of the normal looking cookies each a quick poke to make sure their texture is good. A minute later the oven is off and the cookies are set aside to cool. I let out a content sigh, taking off my ‘Drain the chef’ apron and hiding it on top of the cupboards. Don’t want to give Kachan the opportunity to blow it up. A fact that irritates me to no end given he dest...
2025-05-08 04:51:40 +0000 UTC
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