Hey y'all, Claw here. This video was removed for extremely silly nonsense reasons and salty people being upset and reporting me, so enjoy it here instead I suppose. I'll likely be posting some more long-lost older vids here, if I can find them. Sorry it's been a bit!
2025-08-01 12:58:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey there. Here's a short story I wrote recently. It focuses on a special individual named Carl Weldon Chalmers, who unfortunately finds internet infamy after his MLP-themed webcomic, Pixiesparkle's Playhouse, gets popular. I hope you all enjoy it. I figured you guys might like to see it before it goes public anywhere else.
2023-09-06 15:04:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, the original post was broken or something, so try this instead I guess. Hope it functions.
2023-01-25 00:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
This is roughly the first half of just ONE of the two big new 4chan videos coming out. And it's already nearly as long as the original!
I've explained it on stream, but this is the "Red" video, which focuses on shorter screencaps, and quick rapid-fire doses of horror and garbage. The "Blue" video will be focused on longer-form threads, sagas and stories. I'm planning to release them at the same time, but I haven't really begun work on the Blue video yet, and it's likely going to be lon...
Hey folks. As you may have heard on the main channel recently, I finished the first NSFW commentary video which was intended to be posted here earlier this month. Sadly it turns out that Patreon's TOS is significantly more strict than I had first thought, so it appears that won't be possible. I guess I'll have to set up an OnlyFans or something like that for future videos of that sort, but in the meantime, I've got a little bonus for you guys.
My next main video project I'm editing wil...
Hi folks, to all the new people I say a hearty welcome, and to the long-standing patrons, a bit of an apology. Long time no update, huh? Sorry about that, I've pretty much been languishing in depression for a few years, as one does. But for various reasons I've been reinvigorated recently, and you've probably noticed that I'm back to a high level of activity. That includes much more frequent Patreon updates in the future!
Firstly, I'll be making some brand new 18+ internet dive videos ...
Hey guys! Bit of a double feature today, I guess? This video was removed from YT by the angry little man I clowned on in it. Enjoy it here until I get it reinstated on the main channel!
Greetings patrons! I had been working hard on a new video all this last week, only for Susetube to decide it's a "policy violation" because I showed fight videos that have been available on YT for years. Yes, this is also mere days after giving me a copyright strike because a convicted Sax Weirdo decided to abuse the system.
So basically Youtube can walk off a pier. Anyways, here's the video ...
Hey there guys. Been a long time since I've posted anything here, and I'm sorry about that. I'm gonna try to update you guys more often from here on.
But after a long time, I have indeed finally listened to this godawful trainwreck of an album. This is the worst Metallica album, listened to in its entirety with my obnoxious commentary.
Can you survive the St. Anger challenge?
2020-06-11 03:41:49 +0000 UTC
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Happy Halloween! Sorry this vid comes a little late, I've encountered a few delays in production so to speak. But it's finally here, my dramatic reading of the full entire Blowfly Girl story, for Patreon eyes only! I was originally going to make this for the main channel a while back, but it's a little too uh... sexy, for Youtube. If you want some spooOOOooOOky Halloween viewing that will probably make you actually projectile vomit everywhere, check it out!
The Story of Blowfly Girl: <...
Hello my wonderful Patreon friends! This month I'll be working on another Patreon-exclusive too-hot-for-YT type of video, something a bit longer and more substantial than the Doll Dive from last month. Maybe Blowfly Girl in her entirety, or something much worse? Be sure to comment below with what you might like to see, I'm open to suggestions!
Additionally I'd like to thank you guys for helping me to my goal of $500 a month, and as my page here states, that means the FINAL CHAPTER of O...
Hello, my wonderful Patreon friends!
This month we've got an EXCLUSIVE edited video dissecting a doll porn website and all its horrors. It's a short but wild trip into some intense sexy smut.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1SUTxxxaVsU-EFWwvoN-jSCbKz-H1RuzH
In addition, we've got one of my first long-form videos, which I had to remove from the main channel because of so...
Hey friends!
Here with the full recordings of the month, but there's only two for July. I've been a bit slower with my video output lately and I apologize for that. A big part of it is that I've just been more interested in streaming recently, and I feel like the off-the-cuff reactions in my videos can be pretty similar to my commentary in those streams anyway, so much so that indeed my last video was edited down from a stream recording. As such, I'm thinking about working on more scri...
Hey lads! This month we got a few extra things just for you guys. You too can enjoy a trip through the lovely zoophile forums, and afterwards take a relaxing stroll in the rolling fields of Stomedy videos!
In truth, the zoophile forum recording would have been too spicy to easily edit down for YT, and the Stomedy recording I might just redo later, now I can record it better. The framerate is choppy thanks to my old laptop and it just annoys me. Now you too can enjoy some exclusive, if ...