Hi, all!
Here are your yum yums. I don't have anything clever to say today. Dead and Horny 2 Hardcovers will be in the Wet Leaf Press store very soon. Thanksgiving week, the big bundle of ebooks will be 20 bucks!
2025-11-21 03:31:43 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
Holy shit, I feel like I'm throwing a thousand-yard stare at the finish line of the year, and did not meet my own expectations. Maybe my New Year's resolution needs to be something more profound than "stop eating so much candy, fat-ass." (This wasn't my actual resolution, but I did make myself sick on candy with my offspring on Sunday night, it was tragic)
Let's start with the easy stuff first!
Rewards: I have...
2025-11-07 20:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, you must be the people who have come to our house for trick or treating!
This year, I am handing out homemade tea bags. There's a particularly good chamomile in there for those of you lucky to receive it. Some of these are caffeinated while others are not. That's the trick!
Happy Halloween!
2025-10-31 21:51:16 +0000 UTC View PostNo clever post from me today. I am creatively tapped out , sorry friends.
Some good stuff, though! Busy month as always. I wrapped up my portion of King of the Fae Islands, which will come out next month. We hit a pre-order bonus, so here's the alt cover for you all to gander at:
Hi, all!
Busy month as always. I wrapped up my portion of King of the Fae Islands, which will come out next month. We hit a pre-order bonus, so here's the alt cover for you all to gander at:
Book 8 is with the editor. I'm ...
2025-10-18 23:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
With the bittersweet departure of summer (fuck you, allergies) and the chill, calming onset of autumn (fuck you, leaves!) we step firmly into spooky month season, one of my favorite times of the year.
It's not just the promise of Halloween, candy, or pumpkin spice that calls me. It isn't the fact that school is in session for the entire month, nor is it the Hocus Pocus marathon I participate in with friends.
It's the fact that my bedro...
2025-10-07 16:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostHi.
My name is Paige. It is my first day at the Library. It is my first time on the internet. It is interesting. I'm not supposed to use the google. I like pushing these buttons and seeing my words appear. It is more fun than writing.
My job is to give you these papers. They are not real. It is a download.
Thank you for reading. Bye-bye.
~Paige
P.S. Aurora here, Paige did a great job! Here are some more tech savvy announcements!
Audiobooks: <...
Hi, this is Ingrid's phone, don't bother leaving a message, because I'm probably dead.
Oh, and somehow I can send files from my voicemail, so you probably want these.
2025-09-20 20:37:31 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
As explained in the newsletter, this is a teaser you can download and read, but I will be deleting it prior to the book's release to avoid KU violations. If you enjoy these opening chapters, you will certainly enjoy the rest of the story. Also, you aren't being charged for this even though it's locked to paid patrons only.
Just remember that I'm gonna delete this in October!
2025-09-07 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
It's that time of month again, where I drop some news on you and then bolt.
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed yo...
2025-09-07 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! No special guests today, because I need to drop these and go take a damned nap.
This chapter is just a bit longer than the others. Please plan bathroom breaks accordingly.
2025-08-31 21:07:41 +0000 UTC View PostHi there!
My name is Aurora, I'm temporarily in charge of book distribution. Hey, before you take these, I just wanted to remind you that Hawthorne released Master Class 6 and Fertile Valley 3 on Audible this month! You can also find Healer's Journey 2 over in...
2025-08-23 20:48:32 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! School is back in session which me
2025-08-23 20:48:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
It's August somehow, and I am on the home stretch of summer break with the family. Let's give you some updates, but first!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples...
2025-08-06 16:22:41 +0000 UTC View PostRatu here. Figured I would do something during this book other than be a wallflower. Had my big moment last book, though. Perhaps I'll wait until my time comes again.
Now to get back to studying these weird statues.
2025-07-31 16:50:25 +0000 UTC View PostHi all! Annabelle Hawthorne has returned fr
2025-07-31 16:50:23 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
I'm taking a break from watching the next generation of Hawthornes to drop some rewards and some book releases on you all!
First thing's first: the Rewards post!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I mi...
2025-07-07 16:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt's me. Jenny.
I'm the star of this month's chapter. You should read it if you don't want to be turned inside out.
You should also buy Halls of Magic 3 or I'll turn you inside out. And preorder Master Class 6 or I'll turn you inside out. I've been practicing with socks.
Now stop looking up my sk...
2025-06-30 22:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning class, my name is Serra and it's time to Wake Up and Jam!
Wait a second, you don't look like you're ready to work out. You haven't even stretched yet, I can tell! It almost looks like you were just sitting down to read or something.
Speaking of reading, there's a new book coming out with me in it! Oh, and my snotty little sister, she's an acquired taste. You can see that book here: https://geni.us/Halls3 2025-06-21 03:19:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
Damn, this is gonna be a spicy newsletter. It comes with a video, a Patreon announcement, AND a special sneak peak of Halls 3!
Where to begin? How about the basic shit!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you thi...
2025-06-10 18:09:07 +0000 UTC View PostI AM DI, MISTRESS OF EARTH AND FIRE. CONQUEROR OF NATIONS. DELIVERER OF
...
WHAT IS A PIDDIF?
2025-05-31 04:36:58 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to feel the heat!
When I asked Belly97 who they wanted to represent them in the Halls, they said "Who the hell are you and why are you in my closet?!?"
After we explained everything to the police, Belly97 said there was only character who would fit the bill: Di, the Earth Dragon.
Honestly, out of all of the characters, she's got the thickest thighs and a fiery...
2025-05-10 16:40:59 +0000 UTC View Post